The Real Reason to Have Sex With the Lights Off.

[Sock Full of Boiled Dimes]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=63206&in_page_id=2

Men charged over brother sex switch

A man in Germany who was embarrassed about his penis size is facing charges, after asking his girlfriend to have sex in the dark – and getting his brother to stand in.

Manfred Schuh, 26, feared he would lose his 24-year-old girlfriend if he did not 'perform well', so he insisted on keeping the lights off during sex and going to the toilet beforehand.

His brother Walter, 28, would then enter the room and have sex with the woman. She found out after two months – when she turned the light on.

A police spokesman said: 'She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling.'

[Lea]

Wow... umm... that's really odd. Two whole months!? Sad. And that guy is pathetic. The only real winner is the brother I suppose. Hahaha. :rolleyes:

[Excel-2008]

No one wins when fear of judgment is involved.

[4letterwords]

"Hey dude... will you have sex with my chick for me? Please???"

[h2orowe]

Geil to say the least, lulz. ;p I wish I could have sex with some hawt fräuline, lulz.

Anyway, on topic. That's pretty gross. I wonder if that brother had his own girlfriend, haha. I wonder how she'd take it. Also, that must've brought up some embarrassing family talk.

[Roxie]

wow, that's all kinds of fucked.



....heh, that was seriously unintentional.

[Jetsetlemming]

So now not only is he out of a girlfriend, the whole world knows he's got a tiny dick. Plus facing charges... of some sort. Fraud or something, I guess. :shrug:


Awesome.

[Roxie]

and that his brother his a creep.

[Dresh]

Couldn't the brother be charged for rape in some way?

[Citizen]

He should have seen who else he could sneak until the room with the lights off.

The girl turns on a lamp and sees the brother, three circus clowns, a priest, the entire defensive line of a football team and a symphony orchestra waiting to practice.

I mean, that's tragic! Teehee.

And yes, the brother could be charged for rape. Possibly both guys.

[Jay]

Technically, it was still consensual sex. :P

[Saitou Hajime]

Technically, it was still consensual sex. :P

No, it wasn't, seeing as she was consenting to the man, not the brother. Had she been aware that it was the brother, and not her boyfriend, I'm sure her answer would have been, "No," and a swift dozen or so slaps to the face(s).

[Jay]

Yeah yeah, but discounting the side-story, it was still consensual. She said yes. :D

[Plekto]

Moral - it's better with the lights on.

Plus, you should like what you see... It always struck me as odd why people would turn off the lights.(unless they obviously didn't find the other person attractive)

[Jay]

Agree wholeheartedly.

It doesn't matter if you have a little something or a big something or a... whatever makes you feel unattractive... you should make sure you have the confidence to say "I'm NOT going to hide; I'm NOT going to be afraid".

Hopefully the chap will learn his lesson. :hat:

[PopCulturePooka]

Hopefully they will both get done for rape.

[Angelyne]

The brother was charged with rape and the boyfriend was charged with accessory to rape:

A BOYFRIEND embarrassed about the size of his manhood told his lover he wanted sex in the dark — then got his BROTHER to take his place.


Desperate Manfred Schuh, 26, got away with it for two months until his girlfriend turned the light on during a bonk.

He has now been charged with accessory to rape and brother Walter, 28, with rape.

Cops said Manfred, of Berlin, used to get into bed, turn off the light, pretend to go to the bathroom then swap places with Walter.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007390383,00.html


Personally, I'm wondering how the woman didn't notice that she was with a different man. The brother can't possibly have the same body shape, hair, and voice as the boyfriend. I wonder how much alcohol or drugs were involved to pull this off for two months...

[mawande]

If the man was that freaked about her noticing his small penis, he probably didn't tend to take his clothes off around her in the light. It says they did this from the beginning, and it's quite likely they're about the same height and shape, being brothers and all that.

If he never let her get close enough, and she wanted to be with him so much she accepted such restrictions as he placed... and probably neither man was very good in bed.

[sutebun]

Plus, you should like what you see... It always struck me as odd why people would turn off the lights.(unless they obviously didn't find the other person attractive)

Sometimes the person who wants the lights off are they themselves ashamed of their own body.

[Plekto]

I know it's going to push some buttons, but someone who has such a low sense of self-esteem... should be passed over for a better candidate.

There's millions of available peolpe out there - so it's not a bad thing to be a bit picky.

[MeneerDijk]

Girlfriend: Hans! i feel like making ze whoopee!

Hans: Allright mein schatz... i'll be right zere
*gets phone and dials number*
Hans: Bruder! i need your zervices!

Brother: I'll be there in half an hour Hans!

*half an hour later*

Hans: Allright my lovely strudl, turn of ze lights and get ready for some action!

[Shishio]

I'm afraid I just don't see the point of having a girlfriend if you can't fuck her.

[Roxie]

who agrees to this kinda thing too? Ick.

[vxnine]

the ol' switcheroo hahahaha

[Citizen]

I know it's going to push some buttons, but someone who has such a low sense of self-esteem... should be passed over for a better candidate.

There's millions of available peolpe out there - so it's not a bad thing to be a bit picky.

It's possible that the girl had similar issues.

[Kaji]

There can also be religious concerns. I seem to recall reading that Orthodox Jews are required to have the lights out before any clothing comes off...

[japanat]

Hopefully the chap will learn his lesson.
Said lesson being: "Oral, dude, oral!"