Flash: I Spy...

[Arvynia]

In the beginning of this year, I slept over at my friend’s house a lot, in fact, every night! It was closer to work, she had heat at her house (my house is too big to hold in the heat and it gets very expensive).

Anyway – I never hung out with her like THIS before, and we got along very well. We soon became really good friends and started calling each other sisters. She’s actually my brothers’ girlfriend’s little sister, so we know each other for years, but never really hung out with just the two of us.

The way I would describe her: she’s small, but VERY voluptuous. And she’s like me: Tomboyish, confident, stupid, and goofy – except she clings onto me like a little sister does a big sister. But she looks older than me because she’s more filled out. :P

So one day, I came over to her house to pick her up so we can go hang out. She didn’t change or anything yet, so I ended up having to wait for her. I lay on the bed and watched some TV. She came back into the room with a towel, after showering. At this point, my eyes were still on the TV, and she started talking to me about something. Her dresser was right next to the bed and so she was standing there combing her hair, still talking to me and facing me now, telling me to listen to her.

So I finally peeled my eyes away from the TV to give her my full attention. I turned my head to look at her.


The second I did so, her towel fell.


And her punaynay was at eyelevel to me. I blinked.

And screamed.


Her responses: “You saw my little girl!! ….. Well, it’s not like you’ve never seen one before.”

“I NEVER DID!”

[Jiant Flying Panda]

LMFAO!

So sorry for that Van. That's pretty damn funny though :o

[Wizdom]

LOL !!!

And her punaynay was at eyelevel to me. I blinked.

And screamed.


Her responses: “You saw my little girl!! ….. Well, it’s not like you’ve never seen one before.”

“I NEVER DID!”

HAhaa great stuff!! keep them coming!!

[Stephy]

Hehe, Arvynia. :p

"You saw my little girl!!...." Ha ha. That was funny!

Something similar like that happened to me actually. I had slept over my friends house one weekend... and yeah. I rather not say. :D

[Shamu]

Oh man! LMAO! Van, you have some pretty funny experiences! :p

[co_delphi]

okay, now I have to wonder. After years of public showers and such the sight of anyone naked is not too suprising for me, so I have to wonder why you would scream?

Are we talking tropical rainforest of bush here? Did she trip the foliage in a interesting pattern? Or was there something more disturbing there?

[h2orowe]

By little girl... do you mean she was giving birth right there on the spot?

If so, why so freaked out about seeing some "'gina" I mean jeez, some of us don't get to see any at all.

[Arvynia]

I just never saw one *up close* in person before. And it was ...


Well, it just caught me by surprised, and I was embarrassed, for myself.

[hapacheese]

You should try going to a hot spring in Japan with coworkers. Particularly when the girls in the group tell the other guys, "Be sure to provide a full report on what you see!" before separating into guy/girl groups.

Aaaaawkward!

[Arvynia]

Hahah... i think i'm gonna have to start getting used to looking at my body and ... stuff.

Cuz I wanna experience hotsprings in Japan! :D

[Jay]

Hahah... i think i'm gonna have to start getting used to looking at my body and ... stuff.

Care to share...?

[hapacheese]

I can't help but feel that it's different for guys to see each other naked, than it is for girls. I mean, with girls, you can generally tell their body shape, etc, right? And unless you're looking in *real* close detail ;) , the differences down *there* are a matter of "hairstyle."

But with guys, well, what we have is a lot more well-hidden.

[Jay]

Personally I don't care if a guy gets naked around me because every guy has a penis, so who gives a shit?

(Yes, get all the gay jokes out of the way now please.)

[Arvynia]

well, all girls have a punaynay.

But Hapa, that's the thing - I saw it up real close. >_<

I was shocked and couldn't barely peel my eyes away.
*stoned*

[Jay]

Hahah... i think i'm gonna have to start getting used to looking at my body and ... stuff.

Still wanna share?

[Arvynia]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo. *cough*

My naked body is only for my husband! >_<

(haha)

[Jay]

Then marry me. :D

[Mushu]

who is your husband?

[Mushu]

2 camels and goat, my final offer

[Jay]

THREE camels and an opal!

[JustTooCrazy]

Then marry me. :D
*cough* Mariko-san

[Jay]

*cough* Not me dumbarse. :rolleyes:

[Arvynia]

I already got a husband on this board. :P

[Jay]

I already got a husband on this board. :P

I don't really want to marry you, I just don't want Mushu to get you. >_<

[Arvynia]

He won't. :P

And neither will anyone else here. :X

[hapacheese]

Jay - *I* personally don't give a shit, but it makes other guys really curious, particularly if you're the only gaijin in a room full of naked men. And while I'm certainly not ashamed of my junk, I get a little weirded out by having guys sit there and stare o_O

Arvynia - What the heck were you doing *that* close?!? ;)

[Jay]

Jay - *I* personally don't give a shit, but it makes other guys really curious, particularly if you're the only gaijin in a room full of naked men. And while I'm certainly not ashamed of my junk, I get a little weirded out by having guys sit there and stare o_O

I would've thought you'd get a big head (no "head" jokes) watchign them stare and get jealous. :p

Arvynia - What the heck were you doing *that* close?!? ;)

I didn't want to ask this. She's little, but she's scary. >_<

[hapacheese]

Well, I simply don't care how big or small other guys are. It has absolutely no bearing on my life, to put it simply. But it's just, well, damn weird when you walk past a bunch of guys and they all stop washing and stare at your junk.

I even had someone sit there and stare at my ass... I finally had to say, "Excuse me... is there something wrong?"

His response? "I heard that gaijin have hairy asses... I just wanted to see if it was true."

Granted, even the other Japanese guys I went with were creeped out by that guy, but still. It did nothing to help the weirdness levels of the situation.

[Shamu]

Sorry boys! She's all mine! ;)
Got my web cam Van, I'm ready for that strip tease you promised me :D
(j/k)

[Jay]

His response? "I heard that gaijin have hairy asses... I just wanted to see if it was true."

What, THEY call outlanders "gaijin"? I thought it was just a name outlanders made for themselves.

[hapacheese]

Yeah. It's not a derogatory term or anything... Sometimes they even say "gaijin-san" when talking about a foreigner whose name they don't know.

[Jay]

Oh, nice.

Now howzabout we stop hijacking this thread? >_<

[hapacheese]

Yes. I'd rather much hear about Arvynia's adventures in punaynay than discussing this ;)

[Jay]

What sane man wouldn't? :)

[Arvynia]

Hm.. what was I doing that close??

I don't know.


.....

I just happen to sit on the side of the bed that was closest to the drawer (which is RIGHT NEXT TO THE BED) and she just so happened to STAND RIGHT THERE.

And I just so HAPPENED TO TURN MY HEAD.

and it JUST SO HAPPENED TO SLIP.

The funny thing was, she was still combing her hair, so her arms was up, and she was completely nude.

And It was ... so... so close. I saw everything. Everything.

I could go into details, but I'll save you guys that.

And Shamu! WEBCAM!

*jiggles* XD

hehe jk. :)

[Jay]

We're GUYS, Van, we WANT details. :D

[Saitou Hajime]

I'm just surprised she called it "my little girl" at her age, lol.

And with holding details = bad!

[Arvynia]

well, she also calls "it" a "her"

.... "she needs to get a haircut."

"I think I'm going to shave her all off."

... "I scratched her accidently today, now she's mad at me."

Details?

Oh man - this is gonna turn into ... textual porn.

[Saitou Hajime]

Oh man - this is gonna turn into ... textual porn.

..Only if you did stuff with her it will.

[Jay]

Details?

Oh man - this is gonna turn into ... textual porn.

Yes. Details.

You know - go into detail.

Textual porn = good, legal fun, too. It's not pictures or sites. Can't go wrong. :D

[Arvynia]

No. I SCREAMED!

I SWEAR that was all!

I screamed, and peeled my eyes away, and started scratching at it (*it* as in ... MY EYES - not her punaynay -SAITOU!! >_<). She started to laugh.

It was my first time... first time... I felt a bit weird around her for a bit after that.

The only thing that really shocked me was...
Well, lets just put it this way:

I never saw a girl's punaynay. Period.

Now I have seen a girl's punaynay.

Shaved.

And saw everything that the hair would have hid.

... I just never realized... it was all *out* there.
Is it like that for every gal?

.... I leave the rest up to your imagination. :D


Don't matter. I'm not gonna go out and start looking.

[Jay]

... I just never realized... it was all *out* there.
Is it like that for every gal?

I dunno, but I'll be glad to tell you.

[Shamu]

Guys, if you want textual porn, read a romance novel.
Van, I've got my web cam if you wanna do more "research" on other girls. ;) LOL.
And whatever you do, do not listen to anything the guys have to say! They no not what they are talking about (you've probably figured this out already:p)
Just to make you feel better, I've seen other women, but if I had been that close, I would've screamed too!

[Jay]

And whatever you do, do not listen to anything the guys have to say! They no not what they are talking about (you've probably figured this out already:p)

Hey, no fair! You know full well I know what I'm talking about. :(

[Lateli]

LMAO! That's hilarious. It gets me thinking though, I've never seen another one that close up either. I've changed in the same room as other girls, but I don't look at em while they're changing :p Geez, that just sounds like you're within a couple feet of it though, and at EYE LEVEL!? You poor thing, lol.

(And I don't mean that to sound like the girl was disgusting, just such a shock! Lol)

[Jay]

... I just never realized... it was all *out* there.
Is it like that for every gal?

I'd be happy to tell you too, Lateli. :)

[kim]

You haven't lived until you've seen someone get a hood piercing.

I've seen two. . . I'm not sure if this is unfortunate for me or not, however, I didn't scream (sorry my SAYYYYYCRET FRIEND <3) it did look quite painful, and I personally would never have that done.

I also witnessed a nipple piercing at the same time. I was the only one that didn't get a piercing or a tattoo that evening.

[hapacheese]

Well, every girl is different. Some hang out a little more than others. But yeah... shaved makes it all much more easy to see :D

And sorry for making this conversation snowball like this. ;)

[h2orowe]

Van, I've got my web cam if you wanna do more "research" on other girls. ;) LOL.
Shamu, I missed sex-ed, so I'm not exactly sure what it looks like..... can you show me?

[Arvynia]

Lateli, I was less than a foot away from her. In fact, it was literally a few inches.

And wow... it showed... everything. I sure got an eyefull. X|

Hapa - I don't mind where the convo is going, I think it's entertaining and funny. :D

KIMMY POSTED!

MY SAYCRET FRIEND! XD XD

Shamu, I'm not sure doing research is gonna help me in anyway, lol! But i'll remember this!

[Jay]

Shamu, I missed sex-ed, so I'm not exactly sure what it looks like..... can you show me?

Uh, while you're at it... *waves*

[Ahimsa]

well, all girls have a punaynay.

But Hapa, that's the thing - I saw it up real close. >_<

I was shocked and couldn't barely peel my eyes away.
*stoned*


hehe, you could watch a lot of porn to acclimate yourself to it....lol, that way you won't be so shocked >.<

[kim]

KIMMY POSTED!

MY SAYCRET FRIEND! XD XD


I delurked simply to respond to my SAYCRET friend XD

::does happy SAYCRET dance::

[h2orowe]

Uh, while you're at it... *waves*
:| I was being serious... I need help......
XD hahaha nah just plaaaaaayin'
If you would've said yes, I would've had to decline. I'd rather wait it out. Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, I'm tired of waiting. :(

[Jay]

hehe, you could watch a lot of porn to acclimate yourself to it....lol, that way you won't be so shocked >.<

Speaking from experience here? ;)

[Wizdom]

You haven't lived until you've seen someone get a hood piercing.




one of my ex gf had her hood pierced and it was funktastic.. oh the fun we had!!.. but i wouldnt recommend it foreveryone. not every girls "NAni" is cute.

[Jay]

I've seen girls with hood piercings. I sit there and think now why the hell did you do that? o.O

No, okay? Just no.

[Mushu]

hehe, you could watch a lot of porn to acclimate yourself to it....lol, that way you won't be so shocked >.<
or maybe just explore, just a thought :>

[Arvynia]

Haha. At least I'm not traumatized.

*goes to the mirror to check out her own*

XD

[Jay]

I'll still be happy to tell you if it all pokes out, like you asked, Van. =)

[Arvynia]

Hmm... I don't think that knowledge is neccessarily for my survival.

But sure, why the hell not.

[kim]

one of my ex gf had her hood pierced and it was funktastic.. oh the fun we had!!.. but i wouldnt recommend it foreveryone. not every girls "NAni" is cute.

LOL well from what I saw that fun filled evening, the ratio is 1 cute to 1 whoa ugly/nasty.

Actually the nipple piercing looked far more painful than the hood piercings, although with nipple that's alot more flesh to pierce through, youch just the thought pains me.

[Jay]

Hmm... I don't think that knowledge is neccessarily for my survival.

But sure, why the hell not.

Okay, for starters I'm going to need some footage/pictures.

[Loc]

hahaha nice story :D
I'm sure Van has some secret videos somewhere or other...
<_<
>_>

[ChronoSphere]

... I just never realized... it was all *out* there.
Is it like that for every gal?


Haven't you ever explored yourself? I would imagine almost everyone has at some point.

[Arvynia]

Jay: Why do I get the feeling it's gonna come to this.

Sorry, no footage. :P
Loc: .... You HOPE I have the SOMEWHERE. XD

And Chrono: I have explored - just not seen.

[ChronoSphere]

? What, with a blindfold on?