Flashing of a different kind

[co_delphi]

During my college days I was enrolled in a degree program for networking technologies. As anyone who has also experienced degree programs you are aware that they like to include requirements for classes that would never be used in the line of work you are getting the degree for. Mine required 3 credits of PE.

Due to transfer credits from military I only needed one more credit of PE so I enrolled in a Tae Kwon Do class. One of the requirements of the class was to wear loose fitting clothing to allow you to bend, stretch, and kick comfortably. So decked out in my comfy t-shirt and flannel pajamma pants I was ready to work out.

Due to this being a community college it tended to hold classes in whatever room was available, and our particular class was being held in the dance studio room (waxed wood floors and mirrors on all walls).

Every day we would start the class with around 20 minutes of jumping jacks, followed by push ups, and usually a few squat thrusts. Now being that these types of excercises are not that mentally stimulating, I would usually keep my mind occupied by using the mirrored walls to watch the womens breasts bounce while doing jumping jacks.

On one particular morning we were doing our morning jumping jacks and I was admiring the scenery when I got the surprise of my life. Somehow my semi erect penis performed it's own gymnastics by snaking out of the pee flap of my boxers, then out of the pee flap of my pajamma pants and was now flopping happily up and down with the jumping jacks. Now although I cannot verify if anyone else but me noticed this, I have a creeping feeling that the 50+ teacher did as she didn't question my sudden need to go to the locker room as I searched for a safety pin.

[hapacheese]

Reminds me of a time I was at the gym... I have finished up my lifting and was in the aerobics room where everyone did their stretching/sit-ups/whatever.

I sat down and was doing my sit-ups, when this old dude in his 60's sits directly in front of me, facing me. He was wearing short runner's shorts... and as he laid back to start doing his sit-ups, his nutsack fell out of his shorts.

I screamed like a little girl. I've seen other people's nutsacks before (locker room, Japanese public baths, etc), but this dude's nutsack was the size of my fist. It looked like a sundried orange had fallen out of his pocket.

[Stephy]

Now being that these types of excercises are not that mentally stimulating, I would usually keep my mind occupied by using the mirrored walls to watch the womens breasts bounce while doing jumping jacks.

For shame!
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Hehe, that was funny. I hope no one did notice, for your sake.

Hapacheese: That must have been scary. Did you have nightmares after that? :p

[hapacheese]

No nightmares, but I couldn't eat oranges or pickled plums for a while :D

[moo]

How about going to a private pool thingie, and after you exit it to go to the shower, you have a 50 odd year old naked man walking towards you...
I couldn't run, all I could do was look away as fast as I could. Just one of those days I am happy I am blind.(And I was like 13 at the time).

[Stephy]

Oh moo, I feel bad for you.

And 13? That sucks.

[moo]

Lol, how about walkign into my backyard porch thingie,breathing in the fresh air and then opening my eyes to notice my neighbor (about 60) in a bikini..... Now that is scary, because those bastartds raised their porch to be above the fence at that time.
And then the male neighbors like to walk around shirtless and sometimes in their underwear :(.

[Stephy]

Wow. You have had some... awkward situations with old people.

[moo]

Indeed, they love trying to get naked for me...
Which some of you perves might think is a good thing, but noooooooooway jose.