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Arvynia
09-19-2005, 06:37 PM
This was more embarrassing than funny. :P

So I haven’t done my laundry in like, three months.

Being a fashion major, I guess you can say I have tons of clothes and know how to ration them when I know I won’t have time to laundry for a while.

Anyway, it’s come to the point where I sleep nekked because:

1. I have no more lightweight sleeping garment
2. It’s hot

After staying up till about 4 or 5am in the morning one night, I went to bed and was knocked out cold. It was SUCH a good sleep. Next thing I knew it, I hear this banging on my front door. I gained consciousness and realized someone was knocking on my door. I listen and heard my roommate in his room – I guess he was talking on the phone or something and thought that he had invited company over. So I didn’t do anything but lay there and tried to go back to sleep.

The banging continued and it sound urgent, so I woke up again, and screamed out my roommate’s name.

He was still talking on the phone and I guess didn’t hear me or chose to ignore me.

So I went back to bed. Then I remembered that maybe I had ordered something and it was the post man or ups man who needed my signature.

I hopped out of bed and looked for something decent to wear. I couldn’t find anything!
All my shorts were in the hamper, my tank tops were too!
My t-shirts were gone!
And I didn’t have anything oversize to wear!

I guess I could have just grabbed …well, there’s nothing really in my drawer, so I couldn’t grab anything.

So I dug into my lingerie draw and found a bright yellow lightweight stretch cotton slipdress.

YES! A SLIPDRESS!

…. “Shit, I forgot one of the straps were ripped and it got stains on it.”

Oh well. I was still very sleepy and lazy so didn’t bother to find anything else. This shouldn’t take too long if it’s to sign something and grab a package, right?

Man was I in for surprise.

I opened up the door, and there standing with pamphlets in their hands, were two church boys. You know those church people that go from house to house to see if you want to go on a little trip and learn about religion or whatever. Well, that’s them. And at the end of the day, we get a free gold dollar, or a goldfish!

Anyway, my thought at the moment, “I’m going to hell!”

So they guys came up to my door, and one of them started asking me questions, “You live here?”

“Yes, I uh… just woke up.”

“Did we wake up you? I’m sorry, we’re going around the neighborhood seeing if anyone would like to go to Indiana with us this weekend to learn more about The Lord…”

Now I’m wishing I have not cut my hair just yet because then at least it’d be long enough to cover my nipples showing through the slip dress. By the way, it doesn’t really help that I’m standing directly in broad daylight.

“Do you know if you’re going to Heaven?”

“No.” My thought: “I know for sure I’m not now….”

I tried to listen and be polite as he went on about the bible and God and stared him directly in his face, concentrating on his eyes so I can forget about my dress attire. And I think he was trying to do the same thing. His buddy standing behind him… well. You know.

So eventually I couldn’t stand it anymore so I broke in and said, “I’m sorry!! I don’t want you to waste your time because I’m not very interested right now! So…”

“Oh, okay! That’s fine, but if you are ever interested in going, here’s a pamphlet and if you read it and don’t understand it, give me a call.” And he took out the sheet of paper and pointed to the number. His name and number…. ?????

So I grabbed it, thanked him, and shut the door, went back in my room, tossed the pamphlet on the table and went to lie on my bed. I was so embarrassed I couldn’t go back to sleep.

“Dear God, please forgive me, my mommy, my daddy, my brothers, all the people I know and all the people I love….”

Stephy
09-19-2005, 07:55 PM
:eek:

Oh my goodness. Funny story. I don't know what I would have done if I was in that type of situation. Thanks for sharing your embarrassment with us. ;)

Now go do some laundry. :p

Arvynia
09-19-2005, 07:56 PM
Nah. I think I'll do my laundry on Wednesday.

*keeps procrastinating*

Shamu
09-19-2005, 08:05 PM
Van...LMAO! That was funny! I feel for ya with the laundry, I just can't bring myself to do it either:D.
Those boys at your door sure got an eye full didn't they? :p

Wizdom
09-19-2005, 08:20 PM
LOL.. poor Van.. a towel next time?

Arvynia
09-19-2005, 08:49 PM
you think a towel would help?

Wizdom
09-19-2005, 08:53 PM
iono im trying to brainstorm..lol :p

Ahimsa
09-20-2005, 10:26 PM
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I will probably be going to hell before you.... I had those guys with the black suits and backpacks (yes, the mormans) come to my door too. I answered the door, "oh Jesus Christ..."
:eek:

but at least I was fully dressed. hehe ^^

hapacheese
09-20-2005, 10:54 PM
So... how old were these boys, exactly?


And why is it I've never had a woman answer the door in a semi-transparent slip dress when I went a-knockin' before?!? :D

h2orowe
09-20-2005, 11:24 PM
*Goes to the nearest church and signs up to be one of those house to house guys*
:D I'm gettin' some action tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay
09-21-2005, 12:14 AM
If it makes ya feel better, Vanny, I've had my seat booked in one of those circles down there for at LEAST 12 years.

Now reverse time and make it so I'm one of those church boys, please. :)

Arvynia
09-21-2005, 05:59 AM
Those guys were college level - they also asked me what college I went to and so we found out were were around the same age. >_< Haha... they had this shocked expression on their face when I first opened, but were REALLY good at regaining their posture. Me on the other hand, "Uh...... uh....Crap."

... I must admit, they were cute though.

Nonetheless still embarassing though.

hapacheese
09-21-2005, 06:42 AM
Haha... I had a friend who was, shall we say, not so good with the regaining of the composure in a similar situation.

Down in LA, there's a Texas BBQ-style restaurant called "Texas Loosey's." They're famous for their chili and, well, their waitresses dressed in bikini tops and assless chaps.

I had a friend who was waaaaay too up tight for his own good, so I took him there without telling him about the waitresses. So, the waitress comes up and he's about to order his drink when she stands real close to him and says, "What would you like?"

He pries his nose away from his menu and turns to face directly into what had to be his first ever close-up view of cleavage. The first thing out of his mouth? (And I'm not shitting you) "M-Milk?"

Classic :D

h2orowe
09-21-2005, 07:31 AM
XD HAHAHAHA Hapacheese, man, what'd you do when he said that?

Samwise
09-21-2005, 07:45 AM
Lucky fuckers.

MeneerDijk
09-21-2005, 08:24 AM
Yeah, i guess you showed them the light allright... i bet they had to chastice themselves vigourosly to stop thinking about you XD

Saitou Hajime
09-21-2005, 11:09 AM
Yeah, i guess you showed them the light allright... i bet they had to chastice themselves vigourosly to stop thinking about you XD

I'm sure they vigorously did something else as well! :p

MeneerDijk
09-21-2005, 11:30 AM
they were beating themselves allright XD

Lateli
09-21-2005, 11:30 AM
Lol! Repent repent! :p

I personally would have grabbed something dirty(unless you don't keep those piled in your room :p ). I've answered the door in a towel once before, I can't imagine it being much better than a slipdress, hehe.

So funny though :)

hapacheese
09-21-2005, 03:42 PM
h2orowe: We couldn't stop laughing... I had tears streaming down my face. The waitress luckily thought it was funny and she wouldn't stop flirting with him, making him blush every five minutes or so. He went home a happy man :)

Arvynia
09-21-2005, 06:51 PM
lol, Hapa, that's cute.... my dirty clothes are in the closet detached from my room, in the hallway, so yeah... no dirty stuff in my room.

hapacheese
09-21-2005, 08:14 PM
Would've been funny if they kept coming back around the same time every day ;)

Arvynia
09-21-2005, 08:17 PM
Would've been funny if they kept coming back around the same time every day ;)


Is that what you would do? :P

That would be fine, AFTER I do my laundry!

HEY! It's wednesday!

*still hasn't done them yet*

LJustus
09-21-2005, 08:21 PM
Is that what you would do? :P

That would be fine, AFTER I do my laundry!

HEY! It's wednesday!

*still hasn't done them yet*
I don't know about hapacheese, but in their position, I would certainly consider it.

hapacheese
09-21-2005, 09:10 PM
This is the point at which I plead the 5th.

Arvynia
09-22-2005, 03:29 AM
It's okay - I understand your situation. ;)

I'd open the door for you anytime.

hapacheese
09-22-2005, 03:37 AM
Oh my.

:D

misterb
09-23-2005, 12:35 PM
please give us a few days notice before you're running out of clothes again so we can take a road trip to your house and come knockin' :P

- Oh.. and btw.. leave that slipdress for last this time again :P

Zonehunter1
09-23-2005, 01:10 PM
Who's car would we take? And what about photos?