What do you want for your funeral?

[AssButt.]

I don't want a eulogy, or anything. Just a video screen on the wall behind my casket, with the words "Press Start To Continue" accompanied by a timer counting down from ten. Once the countdown ceases, the words "Life Over" will appear, followed by the game over music from the Legend of Zelda. Then, the funeral will be over.

[Jay]

My headstone's gonna say "Told you I was sick."

That's all. Nothing else.

[Kfisher]

Personally, I'd prefer to be cremated after I die. And then maybe they could put my ashes inside an urn made of pure platinum.

[Mastiker]

My headstone's gonna say "Told you I was sick."

That's all. Nothing else.

Mine's gonna say "j/k lol. brb"

[MNJetter]

I saw an advertisement where they said they could turn your ashes into a diamond. I want to be turned into jewelry! :D

Not joking, either. If it's possible, that's what I want. I don't even care if I'm not a real diamond, so long as I'm shiny.

EDIT: Found it. (http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/whatisLG2006.aspx)

[4letterwords]

I saw an advertisement where they said they could turn your ashes into a diamond. I want to be turned into jewelry! :D

Not joking, either. If it's possible, that's what I want. I don't even care if I'm not a real diamond, so long as I'm shiny.

EDIT: Found it. (http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/whatisLG2006.aspx)


A: What a beautiful jewel! What is it, Karen?
B: Oh, it's my husband.
A: ........GTFO.

[Druid]

A nameless tombstone on a hill somehwere. I don't want anyone to come shaking down my casket for rent.

[Kfisher]

A: What a beautiful jewel! What is it, Karen?
B: Oh, it's my husband.
A: ........GTFO.

LMFAO!

Actually, that ain't such a bad idea. :D

[Druid]

Diamonds are diamonds. Condensed carbon, ya know. Me and Kwizaed have spoken about them at length. Quite easy to make if you have the materials and the tech.

[4letterwords]

But dude, like... what if it was stolen... Someone would have STOLEN your spouse... Someone PAWNED your spouse...

Bothers the heck out of me.

[Druid]

Location device if it's that important to you...


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Diamond, diamond, diamond, HUSBAND!, diamond

[4letterwords]

I guess I just have problems WEARING my significant other.
Little too Hannibal for me.

[Druid]

Hannibal + Jack Sparrow is my ideal mental set to be in when I die. Being old is gonna be awesome. I'll be able to steal with impunity.

Clerk: Sir! Did you just stick that rake down your pants?
: Where am I?

[MNJetter]

I wasn't even thinking whether or not someone would wear me as a diamond, or how they would feel about it. I just would rather be turned into something pretty and shiny than cremated, enbalmed, or left to rot in the ground. After that, I'm pretty fine with whatever happens to it. Maybe it would be cool to be put in a treasure chest with your other family members and buried like pirate treasure. :D You know, no gravesite, just a box and a map with a red X on it.

[Druid]

I wasn't even thinking whether or not someone would wear me as a diamond, or how they would feel about it. I just would rather be turned into something pretty and shiny than cremated, enbalmed, or left to rot in the ground. After that, I'm pretty fine with whatever happens to it. Maybe it would be cool to be put in a treasure chest with your other family members and buried like pirate treasure. :D You know, no gravesite, just a box and a map with a red X on it.
That'd be a huge let down to whoever followed that map.

*digging, digging..clunk!*
....DAMNIT GRANDMA!

[mamba]

a big ass party, no suits or black every one has to wear Hawaiian shirts and neon coloured shorts. Then either burn by deep purple or disco inferno played as the casket goes in to be burned, or I might just donate my body to science after they harvest me for organs and insist on every one just getting pissed and having a laugh.

[MNJetter]

That'd be a huge let down to whoever followed that map.

*digging, digging..clunk!*
....DAMNIT GRANDMA!

The thought of that actually made me cackle. Now I totally want to be buried like a pirate treasure :D

[Druid]

The thought of that actually made me cackle. Now I totally want to be buried like a pirate treasure :D
Yarrr, grave pirates.
*steals your torso*

[c-rex]

Standing orders for me are buy 3-4 kegs of good beer and prop the coffin on top of them. Then you can pay your respects as you top off. Also I need a flat topped coffin so my buddies can play beer pong on it. There will also be a full bar and the like, ideally this will be a weekend blowout for everyone.

Secondly strippers, ideally if the priest I know my parents will get (even if I don't want one) mouths off for two long they should start grinding on him to speed things up.

Finally I'm donating my body to science, with the restriction that once they take the spare parts they have to make one of those classroom skeletons.

Because when I die I want my life celebrated, not people crying over it.

[Druid]

I would like this played whenever someone comes within 15 feet of my tombstone.
http://backjewmusic.ytmnd.com/

[SlickWilly440]

I want ten hot women to rape my soggy dead corpse at my funeral, while the audience is throwing 1 dollar bills at them, much like a strip club. Now that's a funeral.

And on my Tombstone I want crust that rises indefinitely with pepperoni and cheese.

[Random]

I don't want a eulogy, or anything. Just a video screen on the wall behind my casket, with the words "Press Start To Continue" accompanied by a timer counting down from ten. Once the countdown ceases, the words "Life Over" will appear, followed by the game over music from the Legend of Zelda. Then, the funeral will be over.
That's kinda awesome. Invite me.

(I'll press start out of spite to see if you come back as a zombie or what)

[Plekto]

"But mom... I put my quarter in the machine - why won't it start???"
(Cue horrified parent trying to deal with their five year old)

In my case, maybe something like this:
"Thanks to The Net, you'll never truly be rid of me..."

Archives 4tw! :)