Last words

[Uh_oh]

A bit random (like most posts here), but what does everyone think that their last words will be?

For me, probably, "Oh sh*t" or "Oopps".

What about you?

[Praetorian]

I don't know. I just have to say something good, because whatever it'll be; Children 2000 years later will be reading about it in their school books.

Like 'Et tu, Bruti?' (Yes, I know he didn't really say it in Latin, quit your bitching.)

[Myrsilus]

I would hope I could say something of great significance and with a cool factor. Like something about my legend or whatever... I'll think about this.

[chgu]

"Farewell."
That's all I've ever really been able to see myself saying right before death

[Aria]

Hopefully it own't be something stupid like "I've soiled myself" or "oh, my sphincter". If I'm getting murdered, I'm hoping it'll be like "I poisoned your children...bitch" (I'm kinda mean like that) or if I'm dying on the hospitable bed after a lengthy bout with diabetes (family history says I might have it by the time I'm 50) it will be like "the cure for cancer...is in my safety deposit...use it in my name and cure all...*sputter...croak*". And hopefully in either situation I'll be telling the truth. :-P

[MeneerDijk]

"I drank WHAT?"

seeing as i want to work in a laboratorium, fatality waiting to happen.

[Pierrot le Fou]

I swear honey, she's just here to repair the air conditioner!
What? Why is she naked?
Well the air-conditioning was too strong, so she had to, uh, get naked to repair it...]
No honey! Please! Put down the knife!

[RDClip]

As the wanna be romantic, I hope it will be something poinient or poetic. However, the realist in me is pretty sure it will be somthing stupid or I will die with a girly scream.

[DarkFire168]

Depends, if it's because someone is killing me either:

Hurk, *death gurgle*

or

God I wish I could take you with me you sonofabitch. Hurk, *death gurgle*

Disease:

God, if you're up there listening, you REALLY suck. Hurk, *death gurgle*

Old age:

Zzzzz Hurk, *death gurgle*

What can I say, the death gurgle is fun.

[Collapse]

"About time." or "About damn time".

[PopCulturePooka]

Fuck you Dustin Hoffman!

[Invictus]

"Now, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

Er... no. :p I'm the type who trys to play it cool but ends up eating his foot half the time, kinda like all those moments in Indiana Jones where Indy tries to pull some wicked move on and ends up looking goofy... as such, my last words would probably be something nonsensical like "This is funny" (kudos to anyone who gets the reference).

[CNagy]

Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

I think my last words will be lost in the resounding boom of an explosion.

[Uh_oh]

I think my last words will be lost in the resounding boom of an explosion.

Yeah, probably for me too... I'm a complete pyro however.

[Jay]

I'll probably say something like "Oh fuck" or "that wasn't the right button..."

[renegade]

mine would probably be: "here i come mother fuckers!"

[Ev0]

Mine will probably go something like this...

Looks like I finally get to see the answer to the question 'is there an afterlife?' Well, if I end up going to hell, at least the music should be good! :D

[Jay]

Isn't Hell eternal damnation?

Doesn't sound like the music would be good in damnation... ;)

[Shadowblade]

My last words will probably be something along the lines of "oh shit, i meant to press the green butto *large explosion*"

[Jai]

Fucking Pommy Bastards

[Jay]

Why would the Poms bring about the end of the world? The last good thing they invented was... rugby, and cricket, hehe.

[rush]

"But seriously, fuck you guys"

[Jai]

yeah, but if i died right now the fkers would still hold the ashes wouldnt they?

fucking pommy bastards

[Jai]

Of course, thats only because cricket is "on the brain" right now.

by the end of saturday my last words will no doubt have officially changed to

Fucking Interstate Teams


Hopefully Sydney will win, so we can blame the salary cap :D

[Jiant Flying Panda]

"Oh! What an artist the world is losing in me!!"
Yup, That's mines...... All Mines...

IRT Meneer
Hahaha. Dude, I was going to use that one :p

[Soli]

Well, if I end up going to hell, at least the music should be good! :D

In hell, they play accordions. 'Welcome to heaven, here's your harp. Welcome to hell, here's your accordion.' (Yes, that's from the far side.)

[Jay]

yeah, but if i died right now the fkers would still hold the ashes wouldnt they?

fucking pommy bastards

Hehehe right, got ya.

Yeah, that would suck. :mad:

GO EAGLES IN THE GRAND FINAL!

[TheWOLF]

my last words.....

if being murdered: "Zzzzzz.. huh wut? WHO THE FUCK R U!!!????

battle to the death: "shit!!!"

drive by shooting: ".......and then the stupid bitch was like......Ow!!! wut the.... FUCK!!!!!!!"

[Mittens]

I'd be looking up into the sky, directly at the giant meteor coming down at me whilst terrified women, children and men run around in a crazed frenzy around me. I'd close my eyes and the sounds would stop, a sigh would escape my throat, and my final words shall be spoken:

"Fuck, I forgot my iPod"

[Random]

"Ah, fuck fuck fuck fuckity fucking fuck"
Or, if I'm not feeling so vulgar;
"Yes, I know where the plug goes, I'm not an idiot!"

Or, maybe,
"so long... thanks for all the fish."

[Ahimsa]

Ok ok, so here would be mine if it were to be associated with a sudden and unexpected death situation: "I hope I shaved me legs today.....Am I wearing clean underwear?"

[kensei]

"They are all....perfect."

[Bob]

"Woe is me" or "hold my beer and watch this" or "so..."

[RDClip]

Am I wearing clean underwear?"
Well, you probably won't be after you die.(all the muscles down there loosen and everything is released)

[Shamu]

"I see Blue, and he looks glorious!"....well, not really...I honestly have never thought about what my last words would be. I guess I would hope that it would be something like "I love you" to all my loved ones.

[Bob]

I guess I would hope that it would be something like "I love you" to all my loved ones.

Kinda gay

..

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Kinda gay

..

Dude, chill out.

Your still a noob here. You don't have enough of a foothold to start bashing.

[Stephy]

I don't know what I would say...

I would probably cry a lot.

Or like Shamu, I would say "I love you" to family members by my side.

[Bob]

Dude, chill out.

Your still a noob here. You don't have enough of a foothold to start bashing.


Be silent, bitch. I command it.





It was a joke

[Shamu]

Kinda gay

..
Meh, I'm just sentimental like that I guess.
Panda, thank you for defending me :D
I know he was joking ;)

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Meh, I'm just sentimental like that I guess.
Panda, thank you for defending me :D
I know he was joking ;)

Yeah NP.

I would have done the same for anyone else. Mostly everyone here has posted final words that is obviously silly and they're are not really serious about it. But, what you said seemed genuine. And it didn't seem right when he said that so I said something for you.

But now I know he was joking around and I accepted an apology of his in IRC :D. All is well again! :)

[Benaire]

I'll be back

[kensei]

I guess I would hope that it would be something like "I love you" to all my loved ones.
My sentiments exactly. People always talk about wanting to go peacefully in their sleep, but that sounds imply horrid to me. I wouldn't want everything to be peaches-n-cream before I went to bed and then wake up to realize that I've been stripped away from those I hold closest to my heart without so much as a proper goodbye. I've always thought immortality would be a terrible thing, but lately...I'm really starting to feel like it could be heaven if I could share eternity with a few people.

...yeah.

[baslisks]

"Sorry for the Inconveinance"
"Bang"
"I love Big Brother"
"Death is Life"

[Pete]

"Is that a train?"

[Lateli]

Are you sure this isn't going to hurt?

[CNagy]

"You know what would really suck right now?"

[history1me]

"They're just indians."

or

"This are my fucking nuts matha fucke..."

[rush]

"Have you ever seen someone light a fart before? Here, watch this!"

[Psychochink]

I knew a guy whose final words were plagiarised, but nevertheless..."I've got something to say. It's better to burn out, than to fade away!" Mind you, he planned it.

Me (based on prior experiences with almost dying) it's probably going to be something like, "Oh, shit."

[zell583]

my last words would be:

"TILL ALL ARE ONE"
or
"DO NOT GRIVE, SOON I SHALL BE ONE WITH THE MATRIX"

[Jay]

"Is that a train?"

"Nah buddy, that's just a ligh... BANG!"

[GTARob]

It would probably be

"Fuck it"

[MajorProblem]

My last words?




I like pie

[Varia]

Mine would probably "Man..." or just a big, disappointed sigh.
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[4letterwords]

"Is this thing on?"

"I'll go check whats in the closet."

"I wonder what this tastes like..."

"Holy sh*t is that a..."

"Now, lemme tell you a little story titled "oops, I'm a compulsive liar", the main characters are me, and you."

[Quartermaster]

YEEEE:DEEEEEEEEEEEEE:DEEEEEEEEEEEEE:DEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEE:DEEEEHAA*urk*

[Shadowblade]

I've just thought of something i'd say if i knew i was about to die and wanted to piss off an amount of people. "Okay, all my assets are hidden in a secret offshore bank account by the name off *dies*"

[priest]

I swear honey, she's just here to repair the air conditioner!
What? Why is she naked?
Well the air-conditioning was too strong, so she had to, uh, get naked to repair it...]
No honey! Please! Put down the knife!

Having been there, done that, and got the tee shirt there is nothing more frightening than being chased by a very angry asian woman with a knife. Counter point is walking in on your (shortly there after) ex-wife after coming home early from a long business trip and finding her with someone else.

The first thought through my mind at the time was "Where do I hide the bodies?" Followed immediately by "She just isn't worth it." So I left the appartment, took a two hour walk, came back, smiled and said "Hi kiddo! I'm home! You have 10 minutes to pack what you need and get the F*** out! After that we will schedule a time when your friends can come by to get the rest of your things. Have <Name Deleted> call me to set it up. I don't ever want to see you again. And before you say anything I was here two hours ago. Take the sheets with you please."

As to final words... Most likely along the lines of "F*** Off!" or "My God! It's full of stars!" Just to keep em wondering. ;>

On another topic I am not sure why but I had not posted for a while and found myself de-registered and had to sign up again. Did I miss something?

Priest

[Kustom]

"I wanna touch it"

"So long, suckers! I'm taking a shortcut"

"I'll be right back"

"This is not a real gun, kid"

"Don't worry, I'll dodge"

"Die, James Bond!"

[Expert Insomniac]

I can see two possibilities for my last words.

#1. "I can't die yet! I don't know how this book ends!"

#2. "No, it's perfectly safe, I'll show you!"

[Masa the Masta]

Mine?

"That wasn't supposed to go in there....oops." :p

[Sock Full of Boiled Dimes]

"Tell them I said something important."

[Shadowknight]

I may be about to die, but at least I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico.

[Janken]

If I'm poisoned, my last words would probably be: "Ha ha! I'm turning you into poop!"