I never thought it would happen...I got...grabbed...

[TommyA]

So yeah. I am nearing my 11th month of living in Japan, and besides my girlfriends here, I have yet to have my dick grabbed, nor anything remotely close to it.

That all changes yesterday...

Was at Suzuka circuit for a drift event, and my friend's friend's son got really attached to me (was cute, because he cried when it was time for me to leave), and he sat next to me for pretty much the whole 4 hours we were watching.

He kept touching the back of my head and my neck, trying to tickle me, and I would keep tickling him back. I guess after a while of this he got bored, and just went for my dick! Now I thought I was getting punched but I definitely felt some closing in on my package! How does a 7 year old know to do that? Who taught him this?!

His 4 year old brother was getting an idea or two, but I had to end it and cover myself up with my backpack.

To make matters worst, my 36 year old friend was egging them on to do it, and his dumb ass actually did it to me while he was driving us home when I was sleeping!

Some friend...

Here is the culprit! Protect yourself if you see him!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/216/516884560_a1cf534a4d.jpg

Wow he just looks dangerous!

[ParryDat]

LOL

Seriously who teaches somebody to do that.

[羽之助]

It happens in kindergarten with 3 year olds too, by the way. They learn it EARLY.

[mikem]

It's funny how Japanese guys are super touchy feely towards other guys, yet when I suggest they touch a girl's arm to let her know they like her they freak out.

No wonder there's a birthrate problem. The prostitution laws should be cleaned up just so everyone can figure out how to get sex in the normal way. Also, while we are at it can we please get rid of the damn mosaics!

[Digital Masta]

Yeah well, young Korean men wrestle each other in public baths. Thats right, young 18-20 something year old men having naked wrestling matches...the ultimate in touchy feely.

I then moved into the other bath.


I'm not really concerned with the possibility of being grabbed this summer while I spend 2 months, 24 hours a day (which means I probably sleep in the same room too) with these young boys teachin them english...maybe I should be?

[mikem]

I'm not really concerned with the possibility of being grabbed this summer while I spend 2 months, 24 hours a day (which means I probably sleep in the same room too) with these young boys teachin them english...maybe I should be?

You've been reading Az's editorials for how long exactly? What part of the whole "Japanese are obsessed with penises especially the fabled black man penis" do you not believe? :frypan:

[Digital Masta]

You've been reading Az's editorials for how long exactly? What part of the whole "Japanese are obsessed with penises especially the fabled black man penis" do you not believe? :frypan:


Yeah...I know...BUT ONE CAN HOPE!

[Azrael]

No wonder there's a birthrate problem. The prostitution laws should be cleaned up just so everyone can figure out how to get sex in the normal way. Also, while we are at it can we please get rid of the damn mosaics!
No kidding. The mosaics are a bitch. But I figure, they're never going away, because who's the politican that's going to stand up and be like "And yeah, our porn - what's up with that anyway?" It's like career suicide.

Uncensored's out there, you just have to find it. And pay for it occasionally. ...For the 5% of Japanese porn that isn't total crap anyway.

[RoxFontaine]

Welcome to the club.

[koku]

"GRAB THE DICK!!"

LOL. You've just lost, TommyA -- I thought you were a more careful player.

[kilreli]

Wow, im honestly suprised you lasted that long. By my 11th month, i was a master of dodgedick and counter-attacks. yes... counter-attacks. I cant say im proud of what i did, but hey, it was kill or be killed!

[羽之助]

career suicide

I wish the farm minister had suggested de-mosaicing before he offed himself, then. Call it a rural procreation initiative.

[japanat]

I made it 15 years, then last year this 6-yr-old leans over to hand me his homework and - SCORE! I got nabbed! And I'm not a big black man, just a fat white one.

[TommyA]

I just didn't expect it at all!

He went from being tickled to "BAM!" Dick grab/punch combo!

Seriously, he did it about 10 times in a matter of 4 minutes. His dad just laughed and I said "Shoganai?" and he laughed so hard he started crying!

But he didn't tell his son to stop...


When he finally did, Ryu got kinda depressed and was quiet for like an hour or so sitting next to me. When he started up again, he didn't go for my crotch.

What I don't get, was the other foreigner with us, a white guy, NEVER got grabbed or punched! But also Ryu kinda attached to me early on. Just my luck...

[clgrnt]

What I don't get, was the other foreigner with us, a white guy, NEVER got grabbed or punched! But also Ryu kinda attached to me early on. Just my luck...

Well that's obviously because he didn't have a fabled black 12" penis!

So in Japan children doing this is considered harmless fun (on their part) but in north america the adult would be labeled a pedophile if it happened more than once without being stopped. Yea...maybe japan isn't the fucked up country.

[jindojim]

Whatever, kids try to grab my dick too. And I'm just an Asian guy. They just want a reaction. Ignore them and don't make a huge deal about it.

If I do see them plotting though, I tell them I'll kill them if they touch me (in Japanese). They say "Yabe" and leave me alone.

[japanat]

Ryu kinda attached to me early on. Just my luck...And now you know why!


Yea...maybe japan isn't the fucked up country. Gotta agree with you there sometimes.

[RandomPasserby]

Maybe Azrael should add a "I was molested by children in Japan"-t-shirt to the op9-t-shirts? It seems that it is an experience that is shared by people of all races and sexes.

[The_Penguin]

Wow, im honestly suprised you lasted that long. By my 11th month, i was a master of dodgedick and counter-attacks. yes... counter-attacks. I cant say im proud of what i did, but hey, it was kill or be killed!
... that's just so fucked up.

[Crowley]

But I figure, they're never going away, because who's the politican that's going to stand up and be like "And yeah, our porn - what's up with that anyway?" It's like career suicide.

Should clearly have been saved for the editorials. By the amount I just laughed, anyway.

By my 11th month, i was a master of dodgedick and counter-attacks. yes... counter-attacks. I cant say im proud of what i did, but hey, it was kill or be killed!

Dude, you grabbed 6 year old dick?

[雨]

Well if that ever happened to me and it didn't hurt and I didn't flinch, that would be like, having sex... warranting a slap in the face at least.

[Niff]

It's funny how Japanese guys are super touchy feely towards other guys, yet when I suggest they touch a girl's arm to let her know they like her they freak out.

i wanted to slap my japanese guy friends when they acted like this. by god, grow some balls.

[ParryDat]

Wow,Japanese porn is edited?