Snake eyeS
09-17-2005, 04:25 PM
Seeing as ruaidhri shared a spooky story, i might as well dig up my old scary story that was posted on the old boards.
The Noise:
This story happened to me and my girlfriend late at night, this is one of those nights that make you freak out when it happens, but afterwards you can laugh at it.
As a young couple, one of the main things you talk and discuss about is; sex and sex locations(well not all the time, but you catch my drift) As i have a colourful imagination, thinking of locations wasnt really an issue.
We decided that the woods would be a great way to explore our imagination even further, so we set out in my busted up car... at the time we agreed on going to this remote place in the woods.. it was was 35 celcius. So forgetting that as soon as the sun sets, the whole valley we we’re staying at dropped to a ballfreezing 10 celcius. Sex in the woods might not of been my best idea sofar..The place we were staying in was smack in the middle of The Ardennes: [A plateau region of northern France, southeast Belgium, and northern Luxembourg east and south of the Meuse River.] in short, one bigass forest.
I was ready to call off the whole event and settle for nice and normal sex in the apartment, but no such luck.. my girlfriend had no intention of staying in the apartment and listen to my whines about the cold and the dreadful effect cold it has on a man.
So we set about, driving into the woods deeper and deeper, following one dirtroad after another, till we reached our destination.. a crosssection with a bench at the side of it, funny to call it an crosssection if 2 out of the 4 roads are completed devoured by bushes. The whole thing had an eerie effect to it.
Bieng the woman in this whole ordeal my girlfriend wisefully packed us a planket and was alrdy laying it out for the “party” ahead.
Not happy with it bieng fucking cold outside the car, i stepped out and took a good look around... ”Ok, this better be over fucking soon.. my nuts are freezing” i said, this ofcourse much to the amusement of my girlfriend. It was about 10 degrees celcius and around midnight, luckely i have that much sexdrive that even with my frozen balls i could put up a good show.
Seeing alot of trees and bushes, it looked alot like your typical forgotten crossroad of dirt in the middle of a forest thingy. But it was dark so i wasnt really at ease, maybe it was just the cold getting a hold of me but i didnt feel comfortable...anyways it seemed like a place for weird stuff to happen, but i quickly ignored that feeling...
DISCLAIMER: Now im not one of those guys that gets afraid of the dark or if someone tells a scary story, neither was my girlfriend...we have walked in the woods when it was dark before this event and nothing happend, she seemed to be very much at ease..so was i, but when stuff like this happends you tend to react in a very primitive way..
Well anyways, me and my girlfriend where really getting into it and we were very much paying attention to eachother, ignoring the little sounds all around us.. everything looked ok and the sounds werent that strange to take notice off... until..
All of a sudden came this really weird scream, not just a baby screaming or ‘kids chasing eachother’ kinda scream..
NOOOO this was a ‘ going straight trough your bones’ scream that came from one of the roads that was covered in thick bush. As we both lay there in shock, the whole sexual thing that was going on got up and left REAL fast. It seemed that the scream was not more then 20 metres away from us!
This made these next events pretty goddamn hasty.
- My girlfriend look went from arroused to a ‘WTF WAS THAT?!’ expression
- My heartbeat stopped for a second or 2 (didnt feel good)
- Me jumping up and dreadfully looking towards the bushes, half expecting to find some really fucked up angry beast come rush towards us.
- Me telling my girlfriend she should get into the car: “RIGHT NOW!!”.
- Me trying to find the key to unlock the passenger door for her(who in the hell would lock it?!)
- Me standing in my boxers trying to get that fucking door open, and taking forever to do so.
Then another scream!!
(We have debated the distance of the origin of this scream quite a bit , i say it was 10meters(behind the last 2 layers of bushes, while my girlfriend claims that it was from another direction and much much closer then 10meters.)
By the time i have the door open my heart was beating like crazy. My mind was spinning from the first scream and by the time the second was heard.. i had alrdy made peace with the fact that i was going to fight an agressive animal or maybe even the village idiot. So i start cussing at the bushes, i make random insults in dutch to try and scare it away...after having cussed a bit and looking towards my girlfriend to see if she is ok.. the fucker lets out another schriek! And this time it sounded ALOT closer then before. This made my newfound heroism drop down to my knees and i began to feel very fragile, maybe that was because i was still standing there in my boxers yelling at bushes...
I knew whatever was making that noise, it would most likely kick my ass, so it would be wise to get the fuck out of there, ASAP.
Grabbing all my things together i quickly jumped into the car, and it felt like i was bieng chased off, hearing something rush out of the bushes and towards the car ...i think this was just the irrational fear getting a grip on me but at the time it was more then enough to send my heatbeats trough the roof.
The trip back to our apartment consisted of getting a grip of my mself and then trying to explain to my girlfriend and myself wtf just happend.., we discussed it the entire night and we reached a few conclusions..:
- It had to be an animal, no man can create such a scream.
- That animal had to be VERY pissed off at something, you just dont go around screaming now do you?
- And that it was definitly closing into our position.
But the weird part is i know that area and those woods very well, and the animals that live in it.. and till this day i cant get picture in my head of any of the critters that lived that that could go alongside the scream.
Having later on discussed it with a local ranger(a big bearded man without any teeth) he gave me a possible explination, although he wasnt really sure, cuz well... my imitation of the scream fell somewhat short. His explination was that it was most likely a wild boar that didnt want us around.. or a male deer trying to defend his herd.
The end.
now a year later we have been back to the spot to check it out, it turned out that behind the bushes was a wide open acre filled with deer behind fences.. so it was a male deer afterall.. we joked about it now, but we sure as hell didnt have the guts to check out the spot in daylight last year :p
The Noise:
This story happened to me and my girlfriend late at night, this is one of those nights that make you freak out when it happens, but afterwards you can laugh at it.
As a young couple, one of the main things you talk and discuss about is; sex and sex locations(well not all the time, but you catch my drift) As i have a colourful imagination, thinking of locations wasnt really an issue.
We decided that the woods would be a great way to explore our imagination even further, so we set out in my busted up car... at the time we agreed on going to this remote place in the woods.. it was was 35 celcius. So forgetting that as soon as the sun sets, the whole valley we we’re staying at dropped to a ballfreezing 10 celcius. Sex in the woods might not of been my best idea sofar..The place we were staying in was smack in the middle of The Ardennes: [A plateau region of northern France, southeast Belgium, and northern Luxembourg east and south of the Meuse River.] in short, one bigass forest.
I was ready to call off the whole event and settle for nice and normal sex in the apartment, but no such luck.. my girlfriend had no intention of staying in the apartment and listen to my whines about the cold and the dreadful effect cold it has on a man.
So we set about, driving into the woods deeper and deeper, following one dirtroad after another, till we reached our destination.. a crosssection with a bench at the side of it, funny to call it an crosssection if 2 out of the 4 roads are completed devoured by bushes. The whole thing had an eerie effect to it.
Bieng the woman in this whole ordeal my girlfriend wisefully packed us a planket and was alrdy laying it out for the “party” ahead.
Not happy with it bieng fucking cold outside the car, i stepped out and took a good look around... ”Ok, this better be over fucking soon.. my nuts are freezing” i said, this ofcourse much to the amusement of my girlfriend. It was about 10 degrees celcius and around midnight, luckely i have that much sexdrive that even with my frozen balls i could put up a good show.
Seeing alot of trees and bushes, it looked alot like your typical forgotten crossroad of dirt in the middle of a forest thingy. But it was dark so i wasnt really at ease, maybe it was just the cold getting a hold of me but i didnt feel comfortable...anyways it seemed like a place for weird stuff to happen, but i quickly ignored that feeling...
DISCLAIMER: Now im not one of those guys that gets afraid of the dark or if someone tells a scary story, neither was my girlfriend...we have walked in the woods when it was dark before this event and nothing happend, she seemed to be very much at ease..so was i, but when stuff like this happends you tend to react in a very primitive way..
Well anyways, me and my girlfriend where really getting into it and we were very much paying attention to eachother, ignoring the little sounds all around us.. everything looked ok and the sounds werent that strange to take notice off... until..
All of a sudden came this really weird scream, not just a baby screaming or ‘kids chasing eachother’ kinda scream..
NOOOO this was a ‘ going straight trough your bones’ scream that came from one of the roads that was covered in thick bush. As we both lay there in shock, the whole sexual thing that was going on got up and left REAL fast. It seemed that the scream was not more then 20 metres away from us!
This made these next events pretty goddamn hasty.
- My girlfriend look went from arroused to a ‘WTF WAS THAT?!’ expression
- My heartbeat stopped for a second or 2 (didnt feel good)
- Me jumping up and dreadfully looking towards the bushes, half expecting to find some really fucked up angry beast come rush towards us.
- Me telling my girlfriend she should get into the car: “RIGHT NOW!!”.
- Me trying to find the key to unlock the passenger door for her(who in the hell would lock it?!)
- Me standing in my boxers trying to get that fucking door open, and taking forever to do so.
Then another scream!!
(We have debated the distance of the origin of this scream quite a bit , i say it was 10meters(behind the last 2 layers of bushes, while my girlfriend claims that it was from another direction and much much closer then 10meters.)
By the time i have the door open my heart was beating like crazy. My mind was spinning from the first scream and by the time the second was heard.. i had alrdy made peace with the fact that i was going to fight an agressive animal or maybe even the village idiot. So i start cussing at the bushes, i make random insults in dutch to try and scare it away...after having cussed a bit and looking towards my girlfriend to see if she is ok.. the fucker lets out another schriek! And this time it sounded ALOT closer then before. This made my newfound heroism drop down to my knees and i began to feel very fragile, maybe that was because i was still standing there in my boxers yelling at bushes...
I knew whatever was making that noise, it would most likely kick my ass, so it would be wise to get the fuck out of there, ASAP.
Grabbing all my things together i quickly jumped into the car, and it felt like i was bieng chased off, hearing something rush out of the bushes and towards the car ...i think this was just the irrational fear getting a grip on me but at the time it was more then enough to send my heatbeats trough the roof.
The trip back to our apartment consisted of getting a grip of my mself and then trying to explain to my girlfriend and myself wtf just happend.., we discussed it the entire night and we reached a few conclusions..:
- It had to be an animal, no man can create such a scream.
- That animal had to be VERY pissed off at something, you just dont go around screaming now do you?
- And that it was definitly closing into our position.
But the weird part is i know that area and those woods very well, and the animals that live in it.. and till this day i cant get picture in my head of any of the critters that lived that that could go alongside the scream.
Having later on discussed it with a local ranger(a big bearded man without any teeth) he gave me a possible explination, although he wasnt really sure, cuz well... my imitation of the scream fell somewhat short. His explination was that it was most likely a wild boar that didnt want us around.. or a male deer trying to defend his herd.
The end.
now a year later we have been back to the spot to check it out, it turned out that behind the bushes was a wide open acre filled with deer behind fences.. so it was a male deer afterall.. we joked about it now, but we sure as hell didnt have the guts to check out the spot in daylight last year :p