Well, if you can't even trust a hitman

[eyez0nme]

TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese woman called in the police after a hitman she paid to kill her lover's wife failed to carry out the job.

The 32-year-old Tokyo woman was arrested Wednesday for incitement to murder, the Daily Yomiuri newspaper said Friday.

The woman contacted a private detective through a Web site last November and paid him 1 million yen in cash to murder her love rival, the paper said.

The 40-year-old detective accepted the money and suggested he could carry out the job by chasing the victim on a motorcycle and spraying her with a biological agent in a tunnel.

Police also arrested the private detective and found the alleged target safe and well, the paper said.

[stillbornsinger]

crazyness...

Now watch, the husband will be murdered by his wife for infidelity.

Wouldn't this make for a great movie?

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Wait..... She paid him before he carried out the job?

She should of done half now and the other half upon completion of the mission. Pfft, amateur.

[stillbornsinger]

Also I'd like to point out that he isn't a real hitman, as the subject of the original post would have you believe.

So his lackluster performance is not indicitive of the fine professionals who have found their calling in the cleaning industry!

[CNagy]

And you never pay for the murder. The murder is free. Of course, the person for whom the favour is being done would love to buy a bouquet of flowers for 500,000 yen, and another one for the same price when the inexplicable happens and someone the person knows dies. Receipts would be made, of course.