How to lay girls guide

[Masa the Masta]

I must say this guide has helped me in more way then one.

http://www.pickupguide.com/layguide/index.html

Enjoy! :D

Talk about certain articles/sections here, btw. :p

[Jay]

Anyone who needs a frickin' GUIDE is never going to get laid. You don't get women by following a guide. ;)

[Loc]

Yeah true Jay, I think it'd just make you seem false ;x
I dunno though, maybe it will help some people think up their own ideas...*shrug*

[chgu]

You just have to know how to work your way to it, that's all. It just takes a little skill and practice. X3

[Shamu]

I don't need a guide, I already know how to lay girls... :p
I mean come on, we're not that mysterious! Do you really need a guide for that?

[chgu]

I don't need a guide, I already know how to lay girls... :p
I mean come on, we're not that mysterious! Do you really need a guide for that?

I don't, but I could use someone to use teh skills on. XD

[Masa the Masta]

I don't need a guide, I already know how to lay girls... :p
I mean come on, we're not that mysterious! Do you really need a guide for that?

For SOME males, yes we REALLY do. :(

Some of us just don't have the natural talent as Jay.

There ARE some things in there even for the experienced DO-ER of chicks that are very useful.

Of course it also helps to have a really big penis. :rolleyes:

[chgu]

For SOME males, yes we REALLY do. :(

Some of us just don't have the natural talent as Jay.

There ARE some things in there even for the experienced DO-ER of chicks that are very useful.

Of course it also helps to have a really big penis. :rolleyes:
Well, you're probably going the wrong way in the first place, if all you care about is getting laid. It's a nice addition, but it shouldn't be the only reason you're after a girl. ;)

Otherwise, you just have to learn to smooth talk and progress into more physical things. :D

[Masa the Masta]

I think they covered that in the guide..

No! >_<; Nonono! I'm not just trying to get in girl's pants. Argh, should have said this earlier.

Well, let me explain MY whole bit. Many moons ago, I was a small fry. Freshman year of highschool....I was probably 5'2, and closer to 100 lbs even. I had no self esteem, and things blew. I pretty much had to make up for what I lacked (Because I literally looked like a kid, and I still do, sort of) with sheer confidence and what not. There was a couple of things that could be touched on, and that guide helped me.

For the record, I'm 6'0 now, at 18 years old. I'm still a young-un, but I can fend for myself now. Oh, and I'm 140+ish lbs. Still lanky looking.

And I've realized at this age it's not ALL about the 'nani, but it IS nice, don't get me wrong. I just needed a little help, that's all. :(

[chgu]

In that case, I salute to you, good sir.

[Jay]

I don't need a guide, I already know how to lay girls... :p

I'm assuming you've already laid a girl then? ;)

*thinks*

Details, I want details. And pictures if possible.

[Masa the Masta]

In that case, I salute to you, good sir.

Thanks. :o


But at any rate, I do encourage people to at least take a PEEK at it. It wasn't written by some regular ass guys, but some dudes who really knew what they were doing. I mean I understand there can be that whole pride issue "I DON'T NEED GUIDE RAWRH TARZAN NOT AFRAID", but it's still a good read, even if you're not gonna use it. ;)

Some things ARE basic and fundamental when it comes to women though.

I'm assuming you've already laid a girl then?

*thinks*

Details, I want details. And pictures if possible.

I second that. :D

[Samwise]

For SOME males, yes we REALLY do. :(

Some of us just don't have the natural talent as Jay.

There ARE some things in there even for the experienced DO-ER of chicks that are very useful.

Of course it also helps to have a really big penis. :rolleyes:

There is no amount of innate talent in the world that can match experience, patience, and skilled learning.
*sips tea*
This is the Zen of making love, my children. Heed it well.

edit- You would be suprised how overrated size is, actually.

[chgu]

There is no amount of innate talent in the world that can match experience, patience, and skilled learning.
*sips tea*
This is the Zen of making love, my children. Heed it well.
XD How old are you, now?

[Shamu]

There is no amount of innate talent in the world that can match experience, patience, and skilled learning.
*sips tea*
This is the Zen of making love, my children. Heed it well.

edit- You would be suprised how overrated size is, actually.

So if you really mean that...Someone finally learned! Woot!
And I've been propositioned by lesbians before, but have never taken them up on it. So, I guess I do know how to get a girl. But I don't really swing that way, I love guys way too much :p

[Jay]

I love Jay way too much :p

Awwww... thanks. :o

[Snake eyeS]

Yes, now i finally can get laid! i hope i remember everything this guide teached me! ;)

anways my 2 cents, dont presue..just let it happen.. the ones that try to hard look like a fool, the ones that dont eventually get the prize(or do they?)

[chgu]

Yes, now i finally can get laid! i hope i remember everything this guide teached me! ;)

anways my 2 cents, dont presue..just let it happen.. the ones that try to hard look like a fool, the ones that dont eventually get the prize(or do they?)
No, they usually don't. :p

[Snake eyeS]

well that explains me bieng the social reject, why doesnt anyone come find me?!? im here you girls!! in my room behind my UBER L33T comp. I ROX i truely do.

ps: just goofing around :)

[Masa the Masta]

There is no amount of innate talent in the world that can match experience, patience, and skilled learning.
*sips tea*
This is the Zen of making love, my children. Heed it well.

edit- You would be suprised how overrated size is, actually.

I know, I'm just joking though. :p

It technically only requires 3 inches to penetrate anyway...you're good after that. :rolleyes:

[history1me]

Anyone who needs a frickin' GUIDE is never going to get laid. You don't get women by following a guide. ;)

Hey, even the pros have to read up on forgotten basics.

[Masa the Masta]

I thought the assorted pickup lines that they had were pretty funny. :D


The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

That one was great! :p

[kensei]

I'm still all for the be yourself approach. I figure it's best in the long-haul.

[Masa the Masta]

I'm still all for the be yourself approach. I figure it's best in the long-haul.

Well they DO have that, but it never hurts to have:

Confidence
Good Grooming
Sense of Humor.

After that, it's all on you. :D

[Pete]

<reads>

Interesting. Very interesting :)

[KKF]

All you need is self-confidence. Also don't fall into the friend zone. Their you go. :)

[Collapse]

Everclear.

Also, just act natural for the most part. I mean come on, many girls may like to put up with appearances, but they want to get laid with someone who understands them the most.

Also, have the courage (and the balls) to ask someone out.

[stillbornsinger]

umm... I'd say the easiest way is just to find a girl you click with.

Treat her nicely, show her a good time... when the moment is right, be intimate and don't be to pushy... not to hard guys... or just wait till you get a bit older and it will come...

If you make it out of highschool/college and you are socially impaired to the point where you still haven't gotten any... take these 3 easy steps.

1. Buy a plane ticket to the Phillipines or Thailand
2. go there
3. take them out and hint your looking for a long term relationship... or pay the nice lady her 10$

*warning use only as a last resort, or if you just really don't care!*
*note 2: if you are hitting 30 and desperate for a wife, PI's a great place to pick one up... took me about 30 minutes to be proposed to (and no I didn't accept)

[KiwiKitty]

I knew someone who, um, got around a bit. She always reckoned size wasn't worthwhile but preferred skill/talent/etc in the bedroom. And once I got over my "eew gross" reaction and tried a few things, I found foreplay to be more fun... the old joke is true: sex is boring. It's awesome, but... it's boring, unless you're really into the person (no pun intended).

Or is this just me? Anyone else find the actual act of sex is pretty dry, it's what goes with it that makes it worthwhile?

[bUs]

I'm still all for the be yourself approach. I figure it's best in the long-haul.

that's if you want a girlfriend... or a wife...

if you want a quick lay.. that's a different story. :p



and Shamu... women are not mysterious.. they're just frickin complicated.

thats why we love em

[stillbornsinger]

Or is this just me? Anyone else find the actual act of sex is pretty dry, it's what goes with it that makes it worthwhile?

Same here...

I've had sex with people I didn't care about at all, and it didn't really do a whole lot for me... I'd much prefer a long term monogamous relationship... perhaps not marraige at this point as I'm still young and it would interfere with my goals in life, but long term girlfriends are the way to go.

[Ev0]

Or is this just me? Anyone else find the actual act of sex is pretty dry, it's what goes with it that makes it worthwhile? I have very little desire to get laid for the sake of getting laid. It just doesn't appeal to me one bit, especially considering how much more convienient masturbation is. And this is coming from a single 18 year old male attending a university where there is a crapload of hot, single girls.

I'm looking for a good, long term relationship though. I'm just waiting to find someone I have a good connection with.

[Jay]

Hey, even the pros have to read up on forgotten basics.

Heh, fair enough dude, fair enough.

Although picking up girls is still a no-brainer. :p

[Masa the Masta]

Heh, fair enough dude, fair enough.

Although picking up girls is still a no-brainer. :p

Yeah, especially with pick up lines like "The French Tickler.."


I'm surprised it actually worked, when I read it here in the forum. :p

[Pete]

Heh, fair enough dude, fair enough.

Although picking up girls is still a no-brainer. :p

Picking them up is no problem. It's everything after that's causing me problems :p

[AgentOrange]

Foreplay is the way to go. You can make a girl scream with just two fingers. Taking your time makes everything better and if you make it a point to get her off before you, you'll be all good.

[Sock Full of Boiled Dimes]

I'm going to share a little story with you. People have a hard time believing this because they think that there is no way this could of happened.

Well it did.

So I am with this friend at this party that I really didn't want to go to. He managed to convince me to go because there was a lot of hot girls there. He wasn't lying about that part. Of course I mostly had a look no touch kind of policy going on with me and girls most of the time. So whenever I did get one it was a rarity.

At that time.

An hour passes and my friend is long gone with some girl. So I'm stuck there pretty much alone and I don't know anyone. I decide I need to sit down next to this extreamly hot girl at the party. She was wearing a mini-skirt and a tight pink shirt. She had long blonde hair and her face was smooth and nearly perfect. She turns to me and says "Do you see something you like."

I felt like bumbling over and just blurting out something extreamly stupid, but I didn't. I looked her over and said "Yeah... you."

Where the hell did that come from!?

She seemed to take the bait and we struck up a conversation. I thought she was drunk until I learned she doesn't even like beer.

It gets to some late point in the night and I don't slip up or say anything stupid. I might of BS'ed a few things, but all the way I was smooth. It was getting late and people were starting to skatter, but I was there at some point lightly stroking her back for some reason I can't remember.

She ends up taking me back to her house (sneaking upstairs) and we do the boogaloo.

I offically haven't been unlucky with women after that.

[Pete]

I'm going to share a little story with you. People have a hard time believing this because they think that there is no way this could of happened.

Well it did.

So I am with this friend at this party that I really didn't want to go to. He managed to convince me to go because there was a lot of hot girls there. He wasn't lying about that part. Of course I mostly had a look no touch kind of policy going on with me and girls most of the time. So whenever I did get one it was a rarity.

At that time.

An hour passes and my friend is long gone with some girl. So I'm stuck there pretty much alone and I don't know anyone. I decide I need to sit down next to this extreamly hot girl at the party. She was wearing a mini-skirt and a tight pink shirt. She had long blonde hair and her face was smooth and nearly perfect. She turns to me and says "Do you see something you like."

I felt like bumbling over and just blurting out something extreamly stupid, but I didn't. I looked her over and said "Yeah... you."

Where the hell did that come from!?

She seemed to take the bait and we struck up a conversation. I thought she was drunk until I learned she doesn't even like beer.

It gets to some late point in the night and I don't slip up or say anything stupid. I might of BS'ed a few things, but all the way I was smooth. It was getting late and people were starting to skatter, but I was there at some point lightly stroking her back for some reason I can't remember.

She ends up taking me back to her house (sneaking upstairs) and we do the boogaloo.

I offically haven't been unlucky with women after that.

Teach me?

stupid ten character rule

[Wizdom]

I'm still all for the be yourself approach. I figure it's best in the long-haul.


I feel the same way bro. When i was a youngin i tried all sort of methods but you know what, in the end being yourself is the best way to go. I mean if she isnt going to like you for who you are, then she damn sure isnt going to like you for who your trying to act like.

Lifes is too short. Be yourself, Be cool and be out!

[Psychochink]

A guide, huh?

"Insert tab A into slot B"?

[history1me]

I feel the same way bro. When i was a youngin i tried all sort of methods but you know what, in the end being yourself is the best way to go. I mean if she isnt going to like you for who you are, then she damn sure isnt going to like you for who your trying to act like.

Lifes is too short. Be yourself, Be cool and be out!

I agree with this statement. However, when going up to women, whether you are naturally confident or not, women respond much better to some one that is charming. *smooth* If you must. Women will rarely, and I mean rarely, will they take the shy guy home with them.

I take it as a given fact, when I meet girls, I'm not meeting the real girl. I'm meeting the better/done up/fun version of themselves. I, and most of the men, are also the same. When we meet women, we don't lay down our problems and shit on them. Or perhaps some do, but these are the guys that are not getting anybody but their hands.

To be yourself and be cool is good... I think this is the healthiest method to being... however, if you are shy/timid, being yourself will land you many a lonesome night.

Hence, fake it until you hit it! :D

Nah, just be fun and look them in the eye, that will get you play.

[history1me]

It gets to some late point in the night and I don't slip up or say anything stupid. I might of BS'ed a few things, but all the way I was smooth. It was getting late and people were starting to skatter, but I was there at some point lightly stroking her back for some reason I can't remember.

She ends up taking me back to her house (sneaking upstairs) and we do the boogaloo.

I offically haven't been unlucky with women after that.

Flukes happen :p...

Making out with one hot girl and going all the way on the first night is nice, but not enough to have bragging rights.

that's why you have to start making that the norm. So get out there and party some more.

[Pierrot le Fou]

Plus she picked you up. Not vice versa. Why do you think she asked, 'do you see something you like?'

And that guide is complete and utter garbage for anything but getting a quick lay with someone you actually have zero interest in a long-term relationship with. I guarantee you that following a guide to get a long-term relationship will end up with you getting screwed (in a bad way).

[DarkFire168]

First: WTF? shamu is a girl?

Second: WTF is Jay then.....

[Samwise]

XD How old are you, now?

Old enough to play the wizened Zen-Fu master to your Scruffy Pugilistic Protagonist, apparently.



Also I would like to go on record stating that this thread is the biggest example of the blind leading the blind on the Internet.

[history1me]

Also I would like to go on record stating that this thread is the biggest example of the blind leading the blind on the Internet.


There's some good advice here. Granted, misdirected and all, but there are some stools of gold. :p