Perverted IM Stalkers. [Archive] - Outpost Nine Forums

ellie

08-13-2005, 03:06 AM

Don't you hate it when random people IM you, who you do not know at all, and they are nasty vile perverted scumbags who should be castrated to prevent future generations from sharing their genes?

Nitro Ice Cold: hey
EL l i eja y k: ello
Nitro Ice Cold: u kno who i am?
EL l i eja y k: how would i know who you are, i've never been IMed by this name before. . .
Nitro Ice Cold: yes u have
Nitro Ice Cold: u just dont remember
EL l i eja y k: who are you
Nitro Ice Cold: stop...
Nitro Ice Cold: ima go
Nitro Ice Cold: peace
EL l i eja y k: whatever
Nitro Ice Cold: suck my DICK

Seriously, WHY. I don't really understand why or how that is fun for whatever sex-starved loser 13 year old. How can that possibly be thrilling to IM some girl you don't know (or maybe it is someone I know, I really don't know) and act like a jerk and tell her to suck your dick? Gah. Seriously. WTF. That's just stupid and immature. It's amusing, though, that whatever loser that was actually finds humor in that. Sigh.

PopCulturePooka

08-13-2005, 03:08 AM

Don't you hate it when random people IM you, who you do not know at all, and they are nasty vile perverted scumbags who should be castrated to prevent future generations from sharing their genes?

Seriously, WHY. I don't really understand why or how that is fun for whatever sex-starved loser 13 year old. How can that possibly be thrilling to IM some girl you don't know (or maybe it is someone I know, I really don't know) and act like a jerk and tell her to suck your dick? Gah. Seriously. WTF. That's just stupid and immature. It's amusing, though, that whatever loser that was actually finds humor in that. Sigh.
This On AIM?

Jiant Flying Panda

08-13-2005, 03:09 AM

Insert cheap Loc joke here (again lol):< >

Man that sucks. I get some of those but nothing sexual just some random kids being douche bags. Now I'm scared to IM you again because you'll probably think I'm one of them, lol.

D-pad

08-13-2005, 03:10 AM

This On AIM?
ROFL!!!

Heehee.... :D

ellie

08-13-2005, 03:11 AM

Yup. And this isn't the first time some random jerkoff has decided to IM me and ask me to perform sexual acts upon him. So hey, everyone, put that guy "Nitro Ice Cold" on your buddy list and spam IM him & tell him mean things.

PopCulturePooka

08-13-2005, 03:14 AM

KO3AK

08-13-2005, 03:45 AM

Damn elliejay why did you block me? All I asked for was a blowjob...

Marblehead

08-13-2005, 03:46 AM

The douchebag's probably fishing. You should lead him on for a while then tell him your really a guy. :D

Iekleane

08-13-2005, 05:04 AM

ICQ has alot of people that do that.... I used to have random people just message me and hit on me, and using the fact that I'm a guy never really worked as a deterent. So you just gotta suck it up and deal with the stupid people.

Myrsilus

08-13-2005, 05:06 AM

I'll never understand how people get off on such trivial things. But being IMed and propositioned for sex is one of the many dangers of the internet.

Iekleane

08-13-2005, 05:08 AM

Theres a list of IM's by someone called Legendary Ninja(or something like that) thats full of things liek that.

Praetorian

08-13-2005, 09:33 AM

Yes. I know what it feels like. I too get randomly IM'ed by girls and asked to perform sexual acts on them.

You ignore them.

Myrsilus

08-13-2005, 09:35 AM

I know I have. But I'm quite certain that most of them were probably men acting like girls.

Annoying MSN Person

08-13-2005, 09:37 AM

Yes. I know what it feels like. I too get randomly IM'ed by girls and asked to perform sexual acts on them.

You ignore them.
You know how much that hurts Praetorian :( You big tease.

Praetorian

08-13-2005, 09:49 AM

You make me sad.

Annoying MSN Person

08-13-2005, 09:52 AM

You make me sad.
You make me wanna la la.

Or knee you :D

Praetorian

08-13-2005, 09:55 AM

How terrifying and evil.

Annoying MSN Person

08-13-2005, 11:31 AM

Please. I'm a male, what could I possibly do with your information? I'm too dumb to process it. After all. Men = monkeys. Women = hyper intelligent space aliens.

Foreplay if ever I saw it.

Loc

08-13-2005, 12:17 PM

heh I get this sometimes on msn/myspace *looks at Pfalzer* :p and usually get sent questionaires every day, which is royally annoying as then if you don't fill them out you look like you're ignoring them>:/

Mariko-san

08-13-2005, 05:11 PM

Hell yeah, this happens too much. There was one guy who detailed... acts that I figure are just too much, even for a board like this. I blocked his ass, but hey, it still happens with other people.

belladonna

08-13-2005, 10:54 PM

here's one that happened to me today on msn....
Tyler says:
hey
Chels says:
hey! how are you?
Tyler says:
iight i reckon
Tyler says:
and u?
Chels says:
pretty good...
Tyler says:
awesome
Tyler says:
so u got a b/f?
Chels says:
no
Tyler says:
kool
Tyler says:
so u talk dirty
Chels says:
no
Tyler says:
ok
Tyler says:
r u a virgin
Chels says:
why?
Tyler says:
just makin convo
Chels says:
that's not good convo
Tyler says:
ok srry
Tyler says:
forgive me
Chels says:
ok
Tyler says:
thnx
Tyler says:
what u wanna talk bout then
Chels says:
food
Tyler says:
ok
Tyler says:
u start
Chels says:
what's your favorite ice cream?
Tyler says:
cookie dough
Chels says:
*scrunches up nose* i like coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyler says:
kool
Tyler says:
i like pussy
Chels says:
ugh
Chels says:
am i going to have to stop talking to you?
Tyler says:
y?
Tyler says:
y wuld u
Chels says:
because you're overtly perverted
Tyler says:
naw just horny
Tyler says:
srry
Chels says:
same difference
Tyler says:
i am 17 i mean cum on
Chels says:
i'm 17 too! so what the crap?
Tyler says:
i am a male
Tyler says:
i know gurl are horny to
Tyler says:
i knwo
Tyler says:
for a fact
Chels says:
but we can control ourselves
Tyler says:
not some of them
Tyler says:
i can to but i dont like to i want gurl to know me for me and not what i try to be
Chels says:
w/e
Tyler says:
ok
Tyler says:
srry

Praetorian

08-13-2005, 10:57 PM

He just said he likes cats as food! So it's a bit weird, yes. People are way too agitated these days. Maybe he's just Korean? I mean they eat dogs there too right?

belladonna

08-13-2005, 10:59 PM

lol... no he was being a perverted freak... and i hate that word!

Praetorian

08-13-2005, 11:06 PM

Remember that he doesn't speak for all male 17 year olds out there.

Glitch ErrorWeaver

08-13-2005, 11:11 PM

God, people like that aren't perverts. "Pervert" is a POSITIVE term, damnit. People like that are sex offenders. Idiots. Not perverts.

Pervert is a title I accept with glory and dignity. It represents tolerance and liberation. It represents noncompliance. It represents rebellion. It represents many GOOD traits and NO bad ones. And as a pervert, just like all true perverts out there, I realize the truths about most things in society; more specificly, randomly forcing sexuality out of someone is WRONG and true perverts NEVER do that. Instead, we take ... "positive" steps: encouragement, euphemisms, innuendo, et cetera, and let the natural process (as we contend -all- humans are sexually-driven creatures, it's only a matter of when they allow themselves to be themselves and ignore flawed societal "norms") take over. It works wonders =)

Marblehead

08-13-2005, 11:29 PM

Funny, these guys totally agree with you. ;)

http://216.220.97.17/ :eek:

Sardaukar

08-13-2005, 11:36 PM

Nobody loves me enough to stalk me over an instant messaging program. :(

moo

08-13-2005, 11:37 PM

If anyone tries that again, just throw one of these at him http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=11432

Gotta love Blood ninja.(sorry if anyone has posted this before, I have not seen anything pertaining to him.)

Bobbybirdtree

08-13-2005, 11:57 PM

Those are classics. :D

harper

08-14-2005, 12:59 AM

I sometimes get the IM that starts out

a/s/l

and I'm thinking who the heck are you and why should I give that info up? I'm not out trolling for a date on the internet.

h2orowe

08-14-2005, 01:47 AM

The worst ones I've gotten have been over the past 2 or 3 days. This guy from India is all like, A/S/L (because I was looking for someone in Japan to IM on yahoo, then this reminded me of why I never use yahoo), I was like why, so I can know you, I was like whatever, than I said Are you from Japan.
"I'm from Japan."
"Oh, in that case 15/m/ca" I hate using that stupid ASL OMG stuff
"I'm older hahaha"
"Oh, how old are you?"
"45" O.O
"....."
"I'm from Bangledesh"
"I thought you were from Japan"
"No, I never said that"
"Well, I gotta go now" >.> <.<
"Ok, bye" SIGN OUT!

Number 2!
"Hello"
"Uhhhhh hey"
"ASL"
"why" -.-
"I'm working office" que?
"uhhh 15/m/ca, are you from Japan" GOT MY HOPES UP
"I'm from Israel" Oh, well, I won't be a jackass, I guess I'll just kinda talk/not talk
"Oh, cool"
"I'm working office"
"Ok" I forgot what he said next, but it was kinda creepy so I was like
"gotta go"
"I'm working office"
Signed out

I go on later and I have like 4 messages offline or w/e
"I'm working office"x3
"We be friends" -.- I hate yim

PopCulturePooka

08-14-2005, 04:34 AM

Hmm that Nitro guy never responded to me!

ellie

08-14-2005, 05:02 AM

Hmm that Nitro guy never responded to me!

He's scared. HA that'll teach him to mess with me. . .he messed with me, and I get a MAFIA of angry OP9'ers after him! Sweet.

Thespis

08-14-2005, 06:05 AM

You should have told him to suck YOUR dick first, maybe he'd go play the crying game and think he'd been hitting on a guy. (Not that you could ever pass for a guy by any stretch of the imagination.)

ellie

08-14-2005, 03:00 PM

You should have told him to suck YOUR dick first, maybe he'd go play the crying game and think he'd been hitting on a guy. (Not that you could every pass for a guy by any stretch of the imagination.)

Yeah, that would cause the guy some pyschological damage! Yes! Next time, next time.

Annie

08-14-2005, 03:53 PM

I wish I had idiots randomly IM'ing me. I haven't had that in years. I enjoy screwing with people who think they are screwing with me.

Praetorian

08-14-2005, 03:56 PM

I wish I had idiots randomly IM'ing me. I haven't had that in years. I enjoy screwing with people who think they are screwing with me.

A New Zealander mate of mine does get random morons IM'ing him often. So we make it a sport screwing them around. We once convinced "dancergrrl91" I was a genetically engineered monkey capable of having intelligent conversations on MSN.

I am the alpha male!

MaverickHL

08-14-2005, 03:57 PM

It happens on occasion, but usually they are met with the first lines that I am Christian and it is either good bye at that point or they will "attempt" to throw off a one liner and high tale it. Although I had a few sexual attempts, the magic block button works wonders though hehe.

Praetorian

08-14-2005, 03:59 PM

What does being a Christian have anything to do with who or what you are like during IM conversations, if I may ask?

Annie

08-14-2005, 04:00 PM

I just want to say... "I put on my robe and Wizard hat" to someone.

Jay

08-14-2005, 04:02 PM

I wish I had idiots randomly IM'ing me. I haven't had that in years. I enjoy screwing with people who think they are screwing with me.

I get guys who think I'm a girl, I do the whole cute girl act, and then I send them a photo of me. It's so damn funny, I wish I had a snapshot of their faces.

MaverickHL

08-14-2005, 04:07 PM

What does being a Christian have anything to do with who or what you are like during IM conversations, if I may ask?

Well, I usually want to see what peoples reactions are with that regards, most from what I have seen usually attempt to end the conversation pretty quickly with me.

Also who am I am and what I am like in my IM conversations are the same as what I claimed a Christian, I will always end up pointing back to my relationship with God and the Bible, but of course that does not mean I wont talk about other issues, I just use that to tell people ahead of time what they are getting themselves into (think of it as a kind of deterent to some ppl).

Annie

08-14-2005, 04:08 PM

My friend pretended to be a guy to find out if one of my friends was actually gay or not. (he's so in the closet, burried under dirty underwear) He actually had cyber sex with the fake guy, haha. I feel so dirty after doing that, but I had to know.

Jay

08-14-2005, 04:14 PM

I just want to say... "I put on my robe and Wizard hat" to someone.

You got that from Bash, right? :D

I've had that said to me. WTF does cybersex have to do with wizard robes and hats, anyway?

Annie

08-14-2005, 04:18 PM

http://www.ericrice.com/cyber.txt

moo

08-14-2005, 04:58 PM

http://www.ericrice.com/cyber.txt

I posted a much better link two pages back....
This one doesnt have the pirate one :(

Annie

08-14-2005, 05:06 PM

Yeah, I know there was another one with more conversations, but I just did a quick search for that one.

Arilou

08-14-2005, 09:28 PM

You know, i don't really get weird stalkers. The closest thing to that I've got is a random Saudi.

Iekleane

08-14-2005, 09:32 PM

Bloodninja is awesome! Harrrr!!

Lambda

08-15-2005, 01:15 AM

Perverts is reserved for teh people with enough balls to do the things they do in public, idiots are the kids on the internet who go to gay chatrooms and giggle. I hate high school...

Lambda

08-15-2005, 01:24 AM

Whoops, double post. Anyways, you might want to brush up on these before being randomly assaulted on Aim next time, elliejay. http://www.i-mockery.com/pervs/default.php

Annie

08-15-2005, 03:23 AM

hahahaha that site is great! thanks for the link!

Kash

08-15-2005, 03:48 AM

here's a bunch of perverted groomers getting what's coming to them.

www.perverted-justice.com

Iekleane

08-15-2005, 06:01 AM

If youd like send them my AIM and they will get their cybering, followed by hot anal and then they will probably throw up afterwards but they'd deserve it so it doesn't matter.
My AIMs the same as my gorum nick.

Praetorian

08-15-2005, 09:15 AM

Whoops, double post. Anyways, you might want to brush up on these before being randomly assaulted on Aim next time, elliejay. http://www.i-mockery.com/pervs/default.php

That site is shit. It assumes that all perverts talking to you are male, and those that are harassed are women.

They have no idea.

Annoying MSN Person

08-15-2005, 09:21 AM

Care to elaborate, Praetorian?

Saitou Hajime

08-15-2005, 09:56 AM

Myrsilus

08-15-2005, 10:01 AM

Ok, I'm a guy... and I randomly got IMed once by another guy, asking if he could have sex with me, and if I would let his dog mount me. There's nothing to say to that except two things:

"BLOCKED!"

and

:confused::confused::confused:
I would sig it if it wasn't too long... Bwa ha ha!

Anyone ever respond to the serious ones? Not the ones that just want to waste your time, but the ones actually out for cyber? One time one propositioned me for a good time, and I said... "I'm a guy, y'know."

His response? "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!"

:eek:

Saitou Hajime

08-15-2005, 10:05 AM

Myrsilus

08-15-2005, 10:24 AM

I've had a guy try to cyber with me too, but he was from my school. And knew I was a guy. :confused: Sadly, his gym locker was right near mine, so I'm sure he got a good view of ol' Saitou's boxers every day.
... woah. Now that's awkward. Ha ha, sorry it's funny. I'm glad I didn't have to endure anything like that in high school.

Saitou Hajime

08-15-2005, 10:29 AM

Myrsilus

08-15-2005, 10:36 AM

Here I am in that one thread supporting gay marriages, yet I get harassed by a gay guy. I was invited to a party taking place tomorrow, but he's going to be there. And they usually play Truth or Dare at those things. I'm not going. :D
Irony, no?

Bwa ha ha! Yeah it's best not to get caught in that. Tempt fate and it will smite you.

Reminds me of a story, children... In my senior year, I got to know this guy that hung out with a friend of mine. He loved J-Pop and stuff, liked anime, video games. Yadda yadda. An over-all cool guy. He loved my impressions of Solid Snake and would actually stop by my economics class to see and hear it. Then hug me. I thought nothing of it, we were a weird bunch when together.

After school ends, I find out from my friend he liked me. I say "Yeah I know. He's cool."

"No man... he liked you. He wanted you,"

:eek:

Yeah... all those hugs he gave me, and sometimes he'd threaten to rape me. I just treated it like it was a joke. x.x He had a birthday part coming up soon. Like hell I would show up.

Saitou Hajime

08-15-2005, 10:42 AM

Myrsilus

08-15-2005, 10:46 AM

Awww, I bet he wished you would come out of his cake for his birthday! :p

I would be freaked out to, especially after he got all those hugs in. And those rape "jokes" would seem all the more threatening and scary... I thought the guy IMing me to cyber was kidding to until he asked me to look at his webcam. At that moment, I had to "go eat dinner" and never signed on again the rest of the night.
Ha ha ha! "Look at my webcam". Funny as hell man. And disturbing.

And you know... you suck because that's exactly what my friends kept trying to make me do. Pop out of a freaking cake dressed like Solid Snake to the MGS3 Intro. The Snake Eater one.

Saitou Hajime

08-15-2005, 10:51 AM

"Snake Eater", how fitting! :D

I'm glad to see a lot of MGS fans here, lol. I made a 2 hour fan-movie of it with my friends. It wasn't the greatest (we had basically no money for props, we had basically no actors, etc.), but it was a damn fun thing to do with friends. Also, it's a unique experience having to play SEVEN different characters (something I had to do), including: Ocelot, Otacon, Psycho Mantis, Gray Fox, Random Genome Soldiers, Jack (original character), and Jim Houseman. I had to change clothes in the woods, in winter, after it had snowed, with 2 girls (my friend's sister, and her friend) 10 feet away. One was attractive, but guess what age she was and what she dressed like? I'll say she dressed like an 18 year old, but was 4 years to young for that, lol. It was an interesting experience, to say the least.

Myrsilus

08-15-2005, 11:17 AM

You suck man. Now you'll probably haunt me with "Snake Eater" from now on. x.x I can't help it if I attract people so unknowingly. Poor me.

That sounds awesome, btw. I wish I could have done something like that. Maybe I'll bring the idea up to some friends. I'd make a good Snake. Hell I could probably be Ocelot since he's one of my favs as well. Sounds like fun, man.

tekkan

08-15-2005, 03:10 PM

If there is a profile assosicated with AIM that can be accessed publicly (I don't use AIM cause it sucks and is the devil, but thats just my personal opinion.) change it so it reads as 85 year old male, single, 450lbs.

That should deter most people.

Though you might get a few...freaks...but those should be few and inbetween.

But usually most of my female friends tell me that they just don't accept messages from people they don't know. So unless someone says, hey its so and so. They just don't answer,