Return of the Why Are Breasts Good Thread...

[Mariko-san]

I was quite interested in the last thread, so, I figured, why not have a new one?

I'm a chick, and 16, just so we know (as though you couldn't tell from the name), and I have boobs. C cups, too, and all my male friends are constantly staring. I hear them every once in a while saying they want to fondle them. I still wonder what the big deal is. I stand naked in front of my mirror every morning, and check them for breast cancer. Maybe it is all the fact that I have the fat sacks, and the guys don't. I mean, all they are are just soft, plump skin flaps full of milk that are good for caressing and... Oh dear, I just gave all you guys a boner, didn't I? (Yes, I am a pervert, and am not a virgin).

[InsertWapNameHere]

Because they make great beerholders.

[Myrsilus]

Society makes it right to hide naked breasts from the public eye. If you girls were allowed to walk around without anything to conceal them, it'd probably be a different story eventually.

I like nice breasts though. They are fun to play with.

And yeah, they sure do hold beer nicely.

[ellie]

I stand naked in front of my mirror every morning, and check them for breast cancer.

Wow, you're quite diligent in your daily breast cancer search! Does cancer pop up over night? Should I be checking mine out every day just in case? Now I'm gonna worry that I'm going to wake up dying! :eek:

[Mariko-san]

Eh. Maybe I'm just paranoid since my great aunt had breast cancer.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

A friend of mine told me males are attracted to breast (well really just females) because they are a source of warmth. The male psyche has some underlying desire to be warm. Yeah....

[InsertWapNameHere]

So that's how the pee fetish started...!

[PopCulturePooka]

A friend of mine told me males are attracted to breast (well really just females) because they are a source of warmth. The male psyche has some underlying desire to be warm. Yeah....
Its more evolutionary than that.

Its because larger breasts, as well as larger hips etc, are genetic 'signs' that a women would be a good provider for young.

Men are subconciously drawn to that for those reasons.

Large breasts, which are in reality fat stores like a camels humps, would be able to 'produce' more in times of bad weather extremes.

Ahhh evolution, I love you.

[D-pad]

Breast=good because


1.they are fun to play with
2.some chicks can get off just by playing with them which makes them very horny
3.they make good pillows

[Marblehead]

Number 3 say it all. ;)

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Mariko, you've just made me prop up a tent. I thank you. :rolleyes:

Eh, D's probably right. They make great pillows, and they're very fun to fondle with.

I think we're making the "other female member" quite jealous.

http://members.cox.net/lanceandginger/black_power-1960_olympics%5B1%5D%20copy.jpg

[CorSec]

3.they make good pillows

Here you go:
http://www.jlist.com/PRODUCT/OPPA003
(link goes to a pic of a breast-shapped pillow.)

[Xephon]

The only reason anyone needs.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/thermopyle/boobs.gif

[Benaire]

.... Thats amasing i can watch that all day i think if you dont mind ill make that my new avatar.

[Myrsilus]

The only reason anyone needs.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/thermopyle/boobs.gif

Those are really nice. You don't see pairs like that too often.

They're not fake, right? I can't really say for sure, but I'm leaning no.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Those are really nice. You don't see pairs like that too often.

They're not fake, right? I can't really say for sure, but I'm leaning no.

Fakes BARELY jiggle, and it looks like only a flesh of skin are barely holding 'em.

[Xephon]

Yes, I agree, they glow like some holy breasts. God must have had fun making those.

[Benaire]

Damn its hypnotic!!!

[Myrsilus]

Fakes BARELY jiggle, and it looks like only a flesh of skin are barely holding 'em.
You are correct sir. I apologize for my slight moment of ignorance. I just had to be certain before I truly admired them.

I hope I'm not sounding too lecherous...

[Xephon]

I so want to be that dress right now.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

As one who used to be in the old Forums, I quote:

They'd make really nice stress balls.

"Hey what the hell are you doing?!"
"Don't bother me, I'm having a bad day!!"
*squish squish*

[Myrsilus]

Well I suppose the guys I have put their ideas across well enough. I still wonder if as many women as I am figuring see their breasts as nothing but mammary glands... things to feed babies with. Perhaps women know they can attract men with breasts, but can they understand the psychology of the matter?

Sorry if I'm not making sense.

[Annoying MSN Person]

Breasts are annoying. The bra is the most fiddly twatish garment out there. They are liable to get cancer. They will droop and sag as I get older. Men will hold numerous conversations with them. They are vulnerable to being groped (without my permission). They get in the way. They stop me from walking topless down a beach without getting harrassed. They bruise too easily.

On the other hand, they are good for writing notes to yourself on. They are cushioning if you ever go skydiving and your parachute doesn't open. They are holding a couple of CDs in a safe place for me right now. They are fun, given the right circumstances.

[Myrsilus]

Breasts are annoying. The bra is the most fiddly twatish garment out there. They are liable to get cancer. They will droop and sag as I get older. Men will hold numerous conversations with them. They are vulnerable to being groped (without my permission). They get in the way. They stop me from walking topless down a beach without getting harrassed. They bruise too easily.

On the other hand, they are good for writing notes to yourself on. They are cushioning if you ever go skydiving and your parachute doesn't open. They are holding a couple of CDs in a safe place for me right now. They are fun, given the right circumstances.
Somehow those benefits don't seem too appealing. But I understand your position on the matter.

[Benaire]

Bubbles if i could take them off you i would they sound like a real burden.

[Annoying MSN Person]

You seem to have a perfectly good pair there yourself Benaire.

[Benaire]

Well i am starting to get some well developed pecks ....... i may need a manbra one day...

[Mechs]

I just have to ask...What in the world is a man bra?

[Benaire]

Also known as a bro (manbra) from Sienfeld gah i can't spell :mad:

Its to help support a man with large and heavy man boobs commonly found in very over weight men.

Since my pecks are like steel atm i wont need them yet but if i stop working out it will probably quickly turn into flab. :) :) <----- happy man boobs.

[Loc]

IRT JP

yeah I can see how that makes sense :D
I dunno, I'm hardly ever hypnotised by them...maybe Benaire's avatar... :eek: ...umm what was I saying? :confused:

[ellie]

I'm not sure why guys like boobs so much, but it sure makes it easy sometimes to get whatever I want! Just give a guy that patented "help me" look, bat your eyelashes a few times, and sweetly ask for whatever you want, and voila! Girls can get what they want. Yay for boobies.

[Benaire]

Damnit you know our closely guarded secret weakness!!! curses

[Loc]

Your evil mindtricks won't work on me spawn of satan! (jus kiddin ellie ;p)

People have tried this trick on me but having the English chivalry and decency I was brought up with, I have the power to withstand your attacks!

[Benaire]

Look at these beuties
http://www.leasticoulddo.com/files/hot/JokeDay/Muscle/MuscleJoke_01.jpg

I bet her evil mind tricks will work on you Loc ...... or you will die trying to get away.

[Loc]

Oh
My
God
That is the scariest looking woman I've ever seen lol
I'd ask where the hell you where when you found this picture but I'd rather not know >_<

[Mariko-san]

Look at these beuties
http://www.leasticoulddo.com/files/hot/JokeDay/Muscle/MuscleJoke_01.jpg



Oh.

My.

Fucking.

God.

[DJEvan]

Look at these beuties
http://www.leasticoulddo.com/files/hot/JokeDay/Muscle/MuscleJoke_01.jpg

I bet her evil mind tricks will work on you Loc ...... or you will die trying to get away.

She looks like the kind of woman my mom warned me about.

Yeah those that can crush u like the tiny matchstick you are!

[Chelsums]

Society makes it right to hide naked breasts from the public eye. If you girls were allowed to walk around without anything to conceal them, it'd probably be a different story eventually.
You know, I really don't understand why women are not allowed to walk around without shirts. I went to Warped Tour on Wednesday and all these guys didn't have shirts on but because I'm a girl, I couldn't take mine off. It's not fucking fair. So what if guys are attracted to breasts and might go crazy if they *gasp* saw them? Have people not realized that women are attracted to men's chests, too? Huff. / rant.

I don't think there's anyway to describe why one is attracted to certain parts on other people. The breast attraction is probably just evolutionary in that a woman with nice breasts will be good with providing for children. And since men don't have them and they are hidden from them, they become fascinated with them.

I like my breasts because their comfortable. And are good for sticking stuff inbetween sometimes. And as I said before, they make good stress balls, lol. As for the part of me that's attracted to girls... I think breasts are aesthetically appealing. They look nice. And they're fun :D

[belladonna]

we know i have a large chest from the old forum with the very similar thread.... and we know i have large hips.... but still, guys i like mine... so you can't have them!

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

we know i have a large chest from the old forum with the very similar thread.... and we know i have large hips.... but still, guys i like mine... so you can't have them!

If you listen carefully, you can still hear Darth Vader through time and space, screaming, "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO!!!!!!!"

[sharpie]

Jeez, I never knew Gov. Arnold had a sister.............

[Kenshin]

Dear God... I wish I never saw that pic. But meh, it has already been said before: Breasts = Good. Az said on one of the editorials that it's the shape that matters, not the size; I agree completely. I had a friend that was not that tall (1.50 m = not exactly sure what that is in feet... I think about 4' 11'') and a 34b. They didn't look too big, but their shape... woah; very round and nice. She always told me that she liked them (and so did I, obviously), except on "that time of the month" when they would hurt - not sure why.

[Myrsilus]

You know, I really don't understand why women are not allowed to walk around without shirts. I went to Warped Tour on Wednesday and all these guys didn't have shirts on but because I'm a girl, I couldn't take mine off. It's not fucking fair. So what if guys are attracted to breasts and might go crazy if they *gasp* saw them? Have people not realized that women are attracted to men's chests, too? Huff. / rant.

I don't think there's anyway to describe why one is attracted to certain parts on other people. The breast attraction is probably just evolutionary in that a woman with nice breasts will be good with providing for children. And since men don't have them and they are hidden from them, they become fascinated with them.

I like my breasts because their comfortable. And are good for sticking stuff inbetween sometimes. And as I said before, they make good stress balls, lol. As for the part of me that's attracted to girls... I think breasts are aesthetically appealing. They look nice. And they're fun :D
I'm glad I got to see at least two perspectives on this subject. And I dunno, at concerts the taboo of revealing one's breasts is blurred. At least with the ones I've been, too. You should have just said "to hell with you all." :)

Evolution probably does play a hand in the male attraction to breasts, but I think it has developed into something far from simply "you have big breasts, so my children will be healthy." It's more than that now, and the many replies from my fellow males seem to reveal that.

I'm glad you enjoy your breasts, too. Appreciate every part of yourself, I say.

[beans and nachos]

well.. i am a female... i too have breast (d cups to be exact) sometimes they annoy me but let's face it, when everything is said and done.. i appreciate my boobs

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

well.. i am a female... i too have breast (d cups to be exact) sometimes they annoy me but let's face it, when everything is said and done.. i appreciate my boobs

You blew the D_Pad whistle.

Congratulations.

[Thespis]

Some women can actually orgasm from breast / nipple stimulation. My ex-wife was one of them. She was 36D/25/34, and she loved when I would push her BOOBS together and suck on and lick both nipples at the same time. Many times during sex if I wasn't playing with them, she'd play with them herself to increase stimulation. So yeah, BOOBS are good. Oh yeah, they feed babies too. :p

[Myrsilus]

Some women can actually orgasm from breast / nipple stimulation. My ex-wife was one of them. She was 36D/25/34, and she loved when I would push her BOOBS together and suck on and lick both nipples at the same time. Many times during sex if I wasn't playing with them, she'd play with them herself to increase stimulation. So yeah, BOOBS are good. Oh yeah, they feed babies too. :p

I never knew it was possible to induce orgasm through that kind of stimulation alone. Granted it can aid in the conventional method, but wow... The more you know. <cue jingle>

[BluZytrix]

Perhaps the best reason why boobs are soooooo great is that I don't have them! they possess a power that cannot be put into words but only expressed by the profound enjoyment in touching them :-)

[Mishka]

I've never tried to use mine as a pillow, plus I think if I tired that I'd wake up with a neck cramp....so I'll just have to take your opinions on that.

I had the biggest breats in my high school. A friend of mine asked this guy Jerry who had the bigger breats. When he pointed at me I crossed my arm in front of me to hide them. He ended up telling me shortly after "if you've got 'em, flaunt 'em!" I've been porud ever since. Cause I've been told by some other women that they'd love to have breats like mine. In which case, I'd like to thank genetics and my bra!

[Thespis]

I never knew it was possible to induce orgasm through that kind of stimulation alone. Granted it can aid in the conventional method, but wow... The more you know. <cue jingle>
Yep it's definitely possible, not common but not rare either. I know a woman who can simply clench her vaginal muscles and induce orgasm if she's had some good mental stimulation.

[Myrsilus]

Yep it's definitely possible, not common but not rare either. I know a woman who can simply clench her vaginal muscles and induce orgasm if she's had some good mental stimulation.
I am still amazed by that, though. Maybe I'll luck out and get a woman like that. That would be fun.

Oh for sure, man. I knew of a woman who could do the same thing. She once had an orgasm in her car. :D Just by sitting I think, and there was some slight rubbing because of the road... but really, that was it. She was pretty shocked.

See men can't do this type of stuff. None that I know at least.

[Mariko-san]

The breast pillow thing is funny. Something like that happened to me, but it involved my pussy. My boyfriend fell asleep against it. He has very thin hair, and it was rubbing against my clit. Then, eventually, I orgasmed all over his head. He woke up cursing, and practically got stuck in between my legs.

I seriously think he is the only male who caused a girl to orgasm while he was asleep. That was really weird.

[Jay]

The breast pillow thing is funny. Something like that happened to me, but it involved my pussy. My boyfriend fell asleep against it. He has very thin hair, and it was rubbing against my clit. Then, eventually, I orgasmed all over his head. He woke up cursing, and practically got stuck in between my legs.

I seriously think he is the only male who caused a girl to orgasm while he was asleep. That was really weird.

By the sound of it, you really don't give a shit how you come across, do you? :p

As for why boobs are so good: I have no idea either. They're just mounds of fat that contain milk, right? Why should we care?

Shape is definitely better than size, though. Nicely rounded and perky ones will always be better than ones that poke in weird directions, or whatever.

Also, the nipples have to be of a certain type. Puffy ones are out, big ones are weird, long ones freak me out.

Nipple size is VERY important in regards to attraction. Small ones are cool, with only a little bit of skin. And that's about it for me, anything else isn't as good.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Breasts good.

ZE END.

[Mariko-san]

No, Jay, I don't care in the slightest. I'm a naughty girl. *strokes clit* :D

[Jay]

No, Jay, I don't care in the slightest. I'm a naughty girl. *strokes clit* :D

Congratulations, you just made about 12 people's days with that comment. :p

[phagan]

You know, I really don't understand why women are not allowed to walk around without shirts.

Me neither. It's fascism, that's what it is!

[Iekleane]

I've got no problem with a chic walking around shirtless.

[Mariko-san]

Hell, I walk around my apartment naked all the time. I live alone, though technically my father lives here too, but he's always at bars. I haven't seen a hair of him in over a week, that bastard.

[Jay]

I'm all for chicks walking around topless.

[Mariko-san]

Forget topless, I'll go totally naked to a beach.

...Well... Maybe I won't go that far...

[Iekleane]

Tried it after the shock wears off its best to be far far away. But then again the shock could've just been cause by the fact it was my naked body.

[Mariko-san]

That reminds me, why IS streaking against the law? All we are doing is showing off what we have! The system is trying to squash any viewpoint contrary to their own!

[Iekleane]

It was in place because of the entire decency thing. SHowing yourself in front of others isn't a decent thing.

[Myrsilus]

That reminds me, why IS streaking against the law? All we are doing is showing off what we have! The system is trying to squash any viewpoint contrary to their own!
It can warp a child's mind. A child can be influenced very easily. I can speak from experience, so I know what I am saying. It's not a good thing.

Other than that, most people don't want it?

[Jay]

Forget topless, I'll go totally naked to a beach.

...Well... Maybe I won't go that far...

I would. And have.

(Not that you guys need to know, I just thought I'd say that I've gone naked to a beach before...)

[Myrsilus]

I would. And have.

(Not that you guys need to know, I just thought I'd say that I've gone naked to a beach before...)
Does it not hurt to walk on soft sand barefoot? I know when I did it I fudged my foot up bad.

[Mariko-san]

Experience, Fujin? Dare I ask what that involved? ;)

[Iekleane]

THe only time I've ever hurt my foot on sand was because some jackass broke a beer bottle and it got buried.

[Mariko-san]

Experience streaking, I meant.

[Jay]

Does it not hurt to walk on soft sand barefoot? I know when I did it I fudged my foot up bad.

Heh, sometimes the sand is blisteringly hot. That's why they invented thongs. ;)

(For you Americans, us Aussies wear thongs on our feet. Yes.)

[Iekleane]

Uh.. He was talking about warping a young childs mind.. But then again the topic had switched to streaking so who knows.

[Myrsilus]

Experience, Fujin? Dare I ask what that involved? ;)
It was a little dare I guess. I was feeling free in spirits, so I saw no real problem. Everyone deserves to have a little fun every once in a while, no matter the vulgarity.

Still, when I walked on the soft sand my foot began to cramp up real bad. It was very fine sand I think.

[Myrsilus]

Heh, sometimes the sand is blisteringly hot. That's why they invented thongs. ;)

(For you Americans, us Aussies wear thongs on our feet. Yes.)
Granted the heat does a number, but I meant the sand giving in odd ways against the foot. It makes things uneven and creates pain.

I know, I should have worn my sandals. I was too busy looking at the dancing girls.

[Jay]

Granted the heat does a number, but I meant the sand giving in odd ways against the foot. It makes things uneven and creates pain.

I know, I should have worn my sandals. I was too busy looking at the dancing girls.

Ooh yeah, that sucks. The sand shifts and you roll your ankle or something... :/

[Myrsilus]

Ooh yeah, that sucks. The sand shifts and you roll your ankle or something... :/
Yeah there ya go. The whole foot gets destroyed for the day. That and I know I pierced myself a few times with random objects lying in the soft sand.

So everyone, please walk on the moist sand if you can. You'll save your foot.

[Iekleane]

you mean walk where I won't injure myself thus robbing me the pleasure of cursing very loudly? I THINK NOT!

[Jay]

Hmm. Last I remember we were talking about breasts.

BACK ON TOPIC GENTS.

[Myrsilus]

Hey, if pain and cursing is your passion, go for it. :D

For everyone else that need their feet, stick to the moist sand.

Anyway, on topic... Hm... I agree with what Jay said a while ago. I am all about shape. If I could say there is a size I don't like, it's those that aren't even there or the absurdly large ones.

Seriously, why do women get such enormous breasts?

P.S.
I was getting to it, Jay.

[belladonna]

it's all in genetics.... and those of us skinny girls with big boobs are just lucky i guess

[Myrsilus]

it's all in genetics.... and those of us skinny girls with big boobs are just lucky i guess
No no no, I mean women getting the surgery to get enormous breasts.

[Iekleane]

Because they want to stand out. I prefer all natural whether they small or big doesn't matter so much just aslong as they are real.

[Jay]

it's all in genetics.... and those of us skinny girls with big boobs are just lucky i guess

Lucky? Last I heard you well-endowed chicks were bitching about back problems and soreness and all that other stuff. :p

[Iekleane]

Thats why if you get with a girl that has huge knockers you should learn how to give good back rubs.

[Myrsilus]

Yeah, natural is best. Just like good shape really.

I've heard many women complain about breasts taking their toll on the back. One woman I knew had to get them reduced because her spinal cord was about to give way. Needless to say, she was enmormous. Genetics is something you can't change... but surgery is something you have power over.

[Mariko-san]

My boobs aren't huge enough to cause back pain, although a girl in my class had to get her breasts reduced or her spine would snap.

[Jay]

Thats why if you get with a girl that has huge knockers you should learn how to give good back rubs.

That's why girls with small boobs are in. :D

[Jay]

My boobs aren't huge enough to cause back pain, although a girl in my class had to get her breasts reduced or her spine would snap.

From past evidence you sound like you have no problem describing your boobs... care to? :p

[Iekleane]

Meh I have no problem with giving back rubs.

[Mariko-san]

Sure, Jay. They C cup, are round, are jutting out nicely, and mash very well. Quite like the ones from An Ode to Natural Beauty, actually. If I find a picture that is similar to my breasts, I'll post it.

[Myrsilus]

I can give a good massage, so that's not really the problem. I just don't like to see a woman suffer over something like that.

If I can palm the breasts, they are okay.

[Mariko-san]

Mine are perrrrrrrrrfect to palm and play with.

[Jay]

Mine are perrrrrrrrrfect to palm and play with.

Two hands, two tits. Coincidence?

[Mariko-san]

Two hands, two tits. Coincidence?

Probably not. You have a point there... :confused:

[Jay]

Probably not. You have a point there... :confused:

One clit, one tongue. Coincidence? ;)

[Iekleane]

Jay everytime you talk a little bit of me dies inside....

[Myrsilus]

Getting a little hot in here, it seems.

[Mariko-san]

Heh, all my boyfriend needs is one tongue, and he can make me orgasm all day long.

Speaking of which, studies show that females need about 15 minutes to "prepare" for another orgasm, but men need 20. I'm not complaining, but I find that unfair for all the guys.

[moo]

One clit, one tongue. Coincidence? ;)

One head, one ass.
I think yours is already up there :p .

[Myrsilus]

One head, one ass.
I think yours is already up there :p .
His head is definitely somewhere, I'll admit that.

I agree with Mariko-san, though... Guys have a harder time getting ready for more. And it sucks. That's why we have to train ourselves to be up for it.

[Iekleane]

Which is the reason we touch ourselves so much its for the practice! Yes thats the reason. >.>

[Mariko-san]

No, it's just a biological thing. Men simply cannot orgasm for about twenty minutes. Test it out.

[Jay]

Heh, all my boyfriend needs is one tongue, and he can make me orgasm all day long.

Speaking of which, studies show that females need about 15 minutes to "prepare" for another orgasm, but men need 20. I'm not complaining, but I find that unfair for all the guys.

20 minutes, I say pah to that! Finish one orgasm, have some food and go again. :cool:

It's fun to wear out the girl. ;)

moo: My arse or yours? O_O

[Iekleane]

First I would have to find someone willing to test this out with me which could be a very hard thing to do. Although I do have some paperbags lieing around somewhere.

[moo]

Well for my sake, and yours.......hopefully your ass.
I dont swing that way sorry.

[Jay]

Well for my sake, and yours.......hopefully your ass.
I dont swing that way sorry.

Yeah, that's what I thought. Just thought I'd better check. ;)

My head's so far up my arse you can't tell where IT stops and my shoulders begin. :p

[Myrsilus]

I've had an orgasm after 10 minutes of rest before. Granted it was not the same as the first, and 20 would probably make it better... It's not impossible, it's just not as intense.

[Iekleane]

*chooses a random area and designates it as Jay's shoulders*
There ya go that should help out a bit.

[Jay]

*chooses a random area and designates it as Jay's shoulders*
There ya go that should help out a bit.

Hope it does, I'm not enjoying looking at my own bowels. :D

[Iekleane]

*gives Jay a nose plug and a flu mask*
There now you wont have to smell that or get anything in your mouth. But I aint putting that on you.

[D-pad]

I've had an orgasm after 10 minutes of rest before. Granted it was not the same as the first, and 20 would probably make it better... It's not impossible, it's just not as intense.
I've been able to orgasm like 1min. or less after I did it the first time.

[Myrsilus]

I've been able to orgasm like 1min. or less after I did it the first time.
I prefer not to do that. Doesn't feel so great when I get that hasty. All it seems to do is make one more lethargic. But yeah, it is very possible.

[Mariko-san]

I once figured this out in a format. Here it is.

Boyfriend licking clit: every 11 minutes

Boyfriend sucking on clit: every 12 minutes

Boyfriend banging me: every 14 minutes

Those are just averages. My boyfriend was quite happy to partake in my experiments... ;)

[PopCulturePooka]

For some reason, a good deal of MRirians comments she made are making a good deal of sense.

[Mariko-san]

Okay, I mentioned that if I found a picture of tits that look like mine, I would post it, so here it is.

http://www.redeyestudio.net/new.breasts.1.jpg

I'm not an anorexic, however.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Okay, I mentioned that if I found a picture of tits that look like mine, I would post it, so here it is.

http://www.redeyestudio.net/new.breasts.1.jpg

I'm not an anorexic, however.

..... Ditch that gay boyfriend of yours and come to ME.

[Mariko-san]

Eh. One reason we have so much sex is that he lives several blocks from me. I doubt you live in Montana...

[PopCulturePooka]

How long have you been modelling for Mariko?

[Mariko-san]

That isn't really me. That girl just has tits similar to mine, and I promised that I would post such a pic.

Note, also, that I do not have such a strange gut.

[scan2001]

Well, you have nice boobs! You should be happy.

[Nessa]

Mine are really small(A-cup), but my boyfriend loves them and he's not really a breast-man, so I don't feel so bad about them anymore.

[Mariko-san]

Good for you (no sarcasm). Size matters not! All here are studious disciples of Az-sensei. He has taught us much. Shape and proportion is what matters.

If you don't mind, could you describe your breasts? Are they proportional to you body? Are they well shaped?

(One thing I find funny is that both men and women have a size thing about the opposite sex. Men have a dick size heirarchy, and women care about who has the most shapely breasts.)

[Nessa]

Good for you (no sarcasm). Size matters not! All here are studious disciples of Az-sensei. He has taught us much. Shape and proportion is what matters.

If you don't mind, could you describe your breasts? Are they proportional to you body? Are they well shaped?

(One thing I find funny is that both men and women have a size thing about the opposite sex. Men have a dick size heirarchy, and women care about who has the most shapely breasts.)

I guess they're proportional and well shaped. I'm one of those really skinny girls that so many guys seem to hate so much. I consider myself to be extremely lucky to have found a guy who's so physically attracted to me, despite my bony appearance.^_^ I used to have a ton of self image problems.

[Thespis]

Heh, all my boyfriend needs is one tongue, and he can make me orgasm all day long.

Speaking of which, studies show that females need about 15 minutes to "prepare" for another orgasm, but men need 20. I'm not complaining, but I find that unfair for all the guys.Depends on the woman. Some women can have several orgasms within minutes, aka "multiples". I agree about the time for guys generally being around 20 minutes, but it varies some of course.

I guess they're proportional and well shaped. I'm one of those really skinny girls that so many guys seem to hate so much. I consider myself to be extremely lucky to have found a guy who's so physically attracted to me, despite my bony appearance.^_^ I used to have a ton of self image problems.
Proportion is main thing, for me at least. I've dated some pretty skinny girls, but I've also dated some larger girls, didn't care about breast size really, just shape and proportion.

[Jay]

Proportion is main thing, for me at least. I've dated some pretty skinny girls, but I've also dated some larger girls, didn't care about breast size really, just shape and proportion.

I agree with you. Size doesn't matter, I just prefer shape and structure.

[Annoying MSN Person]

Breasts.

yeah. well. What happened to all the excitement?

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Breasts.

yeah. well. What happened to all the excitement?

WHAT'RE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, I'M STILL JUMPIN' ON IT!!!!