Too Tired To Walk? Take A Police Car.

[CrazyAce86]

This was Dave Barry's Criminal Mastermind of the Week. I couldn't resist.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070206/od_nm/japan_police_theft_dc;_ylt=AtzDfW4lHC.6.Y3gRGy..CH MWM0F;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-

Forgive me if this sounds stupid, but why didn't he just take the train? Or a bus?

Never say that the Japanese aren't opportunists. :D

[MNJetter]

Too tired to walk home, and too drunk to think straight, I'd wager.

[erbiumfiber]

Too tired to walk home, and too drunk to think straight, I'd wager.

QFT. I second that he was drunk.

[Eddie Echoplex]

Was he at least planning to return the squad car?.