View Full Version : Challenge my feeble view of the world.
Citizen
08-12-2005, 11:26 PM
Yes, tell me things that will shock me into a coma.
Myrsilus
08-12-2005, 11:30 PM
I'm a ninja. People call me pocket ninja.
Citizen
08-13-2005, 12:06 AM
You both fail. :(
hapacheese
08-13-2005, 12:20 AM
This will either challenge your view of the world, or make you completely blind. One or the other.
http://www.kvak.com/slike/200105b.gif
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Goatse
You are now a changed man. Trust me.
Thats just scray :(
mommy save me!
I am your lord and savior, Hitler. I own the Olson twins and while everyone is in love with their charm or at least with their looks at this point I'm sure everyone will enjoy the herpes I plan on spreading by having those two go on a fuck-tour with even more people than Madonna has done. From there there'll be an animal sacrifice to see if people really like how it goes, if so then it'll be time to perform a human sacrifice on live television(if only for the fucking ratings).
From there ascend to the top of the KKK, agree to an interview for the daily show, while doing the interview show everyone that I'm black. A few years after that if people finally start to forget what my face looks like lead a few religious cults into the ground with "special" punch, fund raisers, and girl scout cookies. Otherwise have 10 children, send the gay one's over to the local cults as sacrifices, or instead if they show good talent early on send them off to San Francisco with $1000.00 and no idea what my name is as I have no intention of naming them until they are 5 years old so that there will have been very little attachment if they suddenly die from plague/disease or being of the wrong orientation (keep having children until there are 10 heterosexual children). Otherwise raise the heterosexual children, use them to help me with various projects around the city such as theft, hustling, and generally gaining complete power over wherever I decide to take residency via having my family either blackmail the richest families in the area or rule the government via marriage relations (i.e. if my daughter marries the governer and my son marries the mayor I seriously doubt I'll have any legal trouble, and such logic that only seems to work in backwoods towns in the USA).
From there for retirement make my children and their children endure a private militia training and maintenance as they are made to strengthen their ranks in order to push back the general population of the given free world that might try to pass through the town.
And for my ashes I'd like those spread across the country after being mixed into some biohazardous materials.
Jiant Flying Panda
08-13-2005, 12:34 AM
I'm in love with you Citizen. I want you bad!
You freakin hussy, you want everyone! :eek:
How do you think ellie will feel hearing this? What about the kids and the 64 cats?
ellie
08-13-2005, 03:01 AM
What say you, Panda? Have you forsaken me?! Or are you planning on sharing with Citizen? Who gets weekends and holidays? There's something shocking for you, Citizen--you somehow just became part owner of me. But is that a good thing, or bad. . .?
OOH I got something to shock you. . .President Bush supports gay marriage and is anti-war! Okay, I guess that would just be shocking if it were true, and since it is not, you are probably just laughing hysterically at the thought and not falling into a shocked coma.
Jiant Flying Panda
08-13-2005, 03:06 AM
You freakin hussy, you want everyone! :eek:
How do you think ellie will feel hearing this? What about the kids and the 64 cats?
LMAO! Loc you bastard!
PS: how did you know about the 64 cats? lol that was in the old forums.
IRT elljay
I didn't meen those things I said to him. I only said it to shock him, that's it! It didn't meen anything! lol.
ellie
08-13-2005, 03:07 AM
Right, sure, Panda, you just destroyed all my hopes and dreams for the future, *sniff sniff*
:-p
Stephy
08-13-2005, 03:08 AM
:( I'm so confused and lost. Being new, sucks ass.
Citizen
08-13-2005, 05:38 AM
Nope, still not in a coma. You people are tame. :(
This will either challenge your view of the world, or make you completely blind. One or the other.
http://www.kvak.com/slike/200105b.gif
if anyone really thinks about this. and the posibility of it and how it would work, it would really blow their minds. I don't know why but I always enjoy these picture in picture in picture x infinity things.
It's just so wierd/surreal.
Pfalzer
08-13-2005, 05:45 AM
Hitler is an avid catholic he just didnt want the jewish people to kill Jesus on his second coming! And David hasselhoff isnt cool not at all( i really mean it)
Marblehead
08-13-2005, 06:31 AM
Nope, still not in a coma. You people are tame. :(
Well you asked for it.
When I was in Afghanistan, an Afghani woman was harrassed by some Turkish soldiers. What happened? Why she got hung to death because it's against their culture for any male outside her family to talk to her.
On a lighter note. One time the Chief of police of the city by our fob brought up a child molestor. He asked our CO what he should do with him. Our CO told the Chief of police to do what he felt was necessay. So the chief of police took the child molestor down the hill and shot him in the head.
Kragar
08-13-2005, 07:14 AM
Nope, still not in a coma. You people are tame. :(
You want to people to not be tame, but give no idea of what limits you are looking for. For some people telling them the word "exit" is a compound of two Latin words "ex" (out) and "it" (go) is enough to blow their minds.
Sometimes you have to make a list of all the possible Holy Grails that people have claimed (Jesus' children, Shroud of Turin, Ark of the Covenant, architectural secrets of Solomon's Temple, King Arthur) before they even bat an eyelash.
With others you have to pull out the Discordians and Emperor Norton, and all the mad chaos that surrounds a particular society of voluntary insanity, and how it ties into Sigmund Freud's cocaine habit and Karl Jung's belief that he was a Norse god. Then again, that leads into the idea that the entire Sixties hippie movement was the culmination of Swedeborgianism, and was thus a direct result of uptight Victorian prissiness. Without the repression, which influenced so much of society and politics, we would never have had world-spanning empires, American cultural hegemony or the Internet.
Set the bar.
Show us your limits, and we can show you ours.
give up, you guys will never win. he is un mind blowable.
It's true; I read it in a book.
Citizen
08-13-2005, 08:46 AM
Books killed my uncle.
Praetorian
08-13-2005, 10:11 AM
I'm a genius!
Heh. No you're not.
Annoying MSN Person
08-13-2005, 10:12 AM
Your father isn't half as good in bed as your mother. And that book impaled in the head of your uncle made his camera work shoddy.
Praetorian
08-13-2005, 10:31 AM
"Just try me." indeed.
Annoying MSN Person
08-13-2005, 11:04 AM
No, praetorian. No.
Benaire
08-13-2005, 02:37 PM
........frog
Annoying MSN Person
08-23-2005, 01:42 AM
Toads are more fun to lick though.
Except for kermit. He's one kinky frog.
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