Happy Birthday Shamu

[Myrsilus]

Happy Birthday Shamu. You're the best e-sis in the whoooole world.

[CuPoNoOdLe]

Happy Birthday Shamu! I was looking for a thread that said this! ^__^ I Pm'ed her instead though.

[Loc]

Happy Birthday :D

[zell583]

happy b-day shamu

[Lateli]

Happy Birthday!! :D

Hope it's a great one :)

[Kiljou]

Shamu the whale!

(Whips out harpoon) To the last I grapple with thee!!

[Shamu]

Thank you all! That's really nice!
I'm now going to go back and hide under my covers and pretend that this day never exsited...(I'm in denial over the fact that I'm now 27 and am very old :( )

[Kiljou]

Oh, you're not old. I'm 17, and you are just ten... long... years older. Soon your eyes will give out, and your knees and hips will need to be replaced and...

Ah... Shamu, ever considered a nursing home?

[CuPoNoOdLe]

27! My brother is 28! He's not even married or had a girlfriend yet! I think he's going solo for the rest of his life. (My aunt used to think he was gay.)

[Bobbybirdtree]

Happy b-day. :D

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Happy Birthday!! :D

But I already told you that! :).

And 27 is not OLD! You must be crazy!..... Besides even if it is "old", you don't look 27 ;)

[Myrsilus]

You're not old Shamu. Don't say that. =\

You're a cool young mama.

[koku]

are birthdays even fun for women after a certian age?

[Myrsilus]

Nope, I don't think so... It's a man's job to make it as fun as can be, though! -Throws confetti-

[Stephy]

I'm sorry if I am slighly late, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

With hugs and kisses... no birthday punches (because they hurt)

[Shamu]

Eh...after 21, what birthday is really exciting? Then after 25, it's just all down hill....I think I'll take Kiljou's advice and look for a good retirement home.... :(

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Eh...after 21, what birthday is really exciting? Then after 25, it's just all down hill....I think I'll take Kiljou's advice and look for a good retirement home.... :(

:(

Well.

My door is always open........

[Benaire]

Yep happy birthday

[Arvynia]

Shamu: Happy bday. I just recently turn 21. Please don't make turning older such a bad thing. I still want to be happy. :)

[sakana]

Dude, 27's not old, I'm 43. You're super young compaired to me! Cheer up, it's your birthday!

Happy Birthday!

[Shamu]

Alright, so I'm not that old, I just feel old because of all the s**t I've been through the past year (nothing like having a kid and getting divorced to do that to you). It really has been a good day. I got extra fortune cookies at Panda Express! And my daughter did give me a Yu-Gi-Oh birthday card :)
And thank you again everybody for the birthday happiness!

[Myrsilus]

Dude, 27's not old, I'm 43. You're super young compaired to me! Cheer up, it's your birthday!

Happy Birthday!
I thought you were way younger... You don't act immature, you just don't act old. :D Way to go bud.

Shamu, that's cute. Your daughter is awesome.

[Tssss..]

Haaaaaaaaaaaappy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :d

[Ahimsa]

Happy Birthday!!

[JustTooCrazy]

Yay, happy birthday to Shamu! Here is my e-present!

*gives Shamu a nice pair of sun glasses*

=P

[sakana]

I thought you were way younger... You don't act immature, you just don't act old. :D Way to go bud.
:D
Shamu, that's cute. Your daughter is awesome.ha! I'm not really 43, I just wanted to make Shamu feel younger. Shamu is really waaaay Older than me. (Just kidding shamu you oldy McOldster )

[Myrsilus]

... bastard. I retract my compliment. YOU LIE!!!

[Jay]

<-- sends his belated happy birthday wishes

You know, I was told not to make this thread. I'm grumpy now. :(

[CNagy]

Happy belated birthday, Shamu. I have to say that 27 is not old, but if it is you are one hot granny. :grin: I always liked going downhill, it was less of a bother than going uphill, but you pretty much have 13 years or so left of hill to climb before you see the top, in my opinion. You'll probably still be sexy then too.

[caseylim]

Happy Birth day to you.... may the force be with you. " flash sabers"

[Expert Insomniac]

Happy birthday, Shamu! Because I technically missed your birthday by half an hour, I will make up for it by writing you some crappy yet sincere birthday haikus.

the whale swims softly
her beauty stunning and rare
am I really straight?

27 is
not bad, but a reflection
years of awesomeness

last year was painful
but new year brings new chances
for Shamu to soar

I never claimed I was a good poet... but happy birthday!

[Jay]

am I really straight?

By all means, be my guest to explore in graphic detail. :D