Man boobs: What society should do

[Kiljou]

(Shudder) I go to a high school in the middle of a city, and I walk in for the freshman orientation, and instead of the high fives from the guys and the hugs from some of the girls (they are VERY clingy), I ram smack dab into a pair of boobs. I fall down, and begin to apologize profusely, ready for the female to wallop me. Lo and behold, I look up, and what do I see, but one of the male freshman. Definitely male.

I ran. I ran far away, unable to contain my abject horror. I have seen pictures of 9/11. I have seen pictures of babies mutilated by Agent Orange (not pretty). I have seen photos of people horribly disfigured in gruesome factory accidents. But nothing I have ever seen compares to my terror at that one moment.

I eventually came across my friends, who were chatting, catching up for the summer. They looked at me, and gave me big smiles and said hello - but nothing they did filled the hole I had gained inside. Even two of my best friends named Austin and Morgan, who are seemingly Siamese twins at the lips most of the time, stopped their kissing session to look at me. I am shell-shocked. I will never be the same man again.

What I think society should do is round up every male on earth, determine which have man-boobs, and burrn them all at the stake.

[Myrsilus]

... what the hell?

[Nessa]

All men have boobs. Some are just bigger than others. That's why there is need for....

THE BRO!

[Myrsilus]

The bro? =\ I need one for my man boobs.

[moo]

Thankfully for me my boobs only have muscle ;).

[Myrsilus]

Fabio boobs. You can't believe it's not butter, hm?

[CuPoNoOdLe]

Man boobs are sexy =]. Especially my bf's man boobs lol. (They are actually pecs but i call them man boobs.)

[Kiljou]

Girls may like them, but other guys? (shudder) My life will never be the same again. I mean, I accidently felt up man-boobs. I deserve some kind of medal.

[Myrsilus]

I always command my friends to touch my muscular man boobs. No big deal... Even if they do so reluctantly.

I am working on developing the muscles so well that they can twitch on command. I then would make great beats with my man boobs!

[CuPoNoOdLe]

I am working on developing the muscles so well that they can twitch on command. I then would make great beats with my man boobs!

Haha the twitching thing.. I think that's funny, people who do it look rediculous. Well anyway, Kiljou i offically award you the medal of feeling up man boobs :D! I hope you're happy now!

[Kiljou]

No, some kind of Congressional Medal of Man-boob Honor, as I am forever twisted and malformed from this incident.

[Myrsilus]

Haha the twitching thing.. I think that's funny, people who do it look rediculous. Well anyway, Kiljou i offically award you the medal of feeling up man boobs :D! I hope you're happy now!
Why do you think I want to learn it? One should see this friend of mine named Adrian... Hilarious guy. And he has enormous pecks that he uses to follow musical beats. It's just so damn awesome it's funny.

I wanna twitch 'em like when I'm having a serious conversation with someone... See their shocked, weirded-out expressions. :D I live for that!

[koku]

I think we are mistaking the man bobs kiljou ran into and the type featured on muscle magazines.

Very different things.

[Ahimsa]

I don't want my man to have bigger boobs than me O.o

[Myrsilus]

Your avatar scares me. Even if I know it's from Princess Mononoke... It still scares me 'cause I can hear it... "click... click click click"... as their heads roll around... Ugh!

I still love my man-boobs.

[Ahimsa]

Your avatar scares me. Even if I know it's from Princess Mononoke... It still scares me 'cause I can hear it... "click... click click click"... as their heads roll around... Ugh!

I still love my man-boobs.


hehe, I loved those lil "click click click" guys lol

/slaps your man-boobies around XD

[Myrsilus]

They're damn creepy... Ewww...

:O -Man boobs vibrate and spasm- Their muscular fortitude is no match!

[Ahimsa]

":O -Man boobs vibrate and spasm"


*shudders with laughter*

[Myrsilus]

Yah, I do lots of push ups. I'm not gonna lie, I got some majestic pecks. O.o

So Kiljou ran into like... boobs? Bwa ha ha ha!

[JustTooCrazy]

Thankfully for me my boobs only have muscle ;).
Heh, me too. Though its not that much muscle, its not fat.

[Citizen]

He loved every second of it.

[Anubis Nine]

My boyfriend has about a trainer's A minus cup. I don't mind.

[Bobbybirdtree]

I love doing the peck twitching thing! :cool: So much fun and entertaining to the ladies and drunken friends.

[h2orowe]

:( I have man boobs..... should I be burned?

[Myrsilus]

I love doing the peck twitching thing! :cool: So much fun and entertaining to the ladies and drunken friends.
You rock dude. I'm gonna be able to do it soon enough, I hope...

[Pretentious]

It's all about Ernie Chan Pecs, er Boobs.

[CNagy]

Gynocomastia (aka bitch-tits) occurs when there is higher than normal estrogen levels in the body. If you are overweight, this is a matter of fact-- you have higher levels of estrogen (as well as testosterone) and this will cause larger amounts of fat to concentrate on the chest. Body builders are also prone to gyno if they use an androgenizing steriod like dianabol.

Weight loss and an estrogen blocker/leecher can greatly reduce the size of bitch-tits, until they are once more proportionate with the rest of the chest.

[Kiljou]

Yah, I do lots of push ups. I'm not gonna lie, I got some majestic pecks. O.o

So Kiljou ran into like... boobs? Bwa ha ha ha!

You know, I would not have minded in the very slightest had it been a chick. I've seen chicks with smaller chests than this guy.

[Jay]

So Kiljou ran into like... boobs? Bwa ha ha ha!

No.

Mariko-san ran into bewbz.

;)

[Snake eyeS]

its scary, i agree. but i dont mind people having them, its not my problem.. and i hope your joking about bieng freaked out by it.. ok if the dude was hairy, sweaty, stank or just looked terrible i might agree. but a firmly build dude is nothing terrifying in my book.

twitching your chest muscles is easy, ive been doing that stuff since i started out going to the gym on a weekly basis. if mine are filled with blood(after i finished doing my chest) i can punch people a black eye by just flexing them ;)

[Kiljou]

No.

Mariko-san ran into bewbz.

;)

Ha. Ha. Ha.

[ellie]

I think my ex-boyfriend had bigger boobies than me. That's pretty sad.

[Mojinr]

I have man boobs... But oddly enough I love the look of shock and horror on a guy's face when they bump into them. The instant shock causes me to smile and keep moving.

[Citizen]

I have man cock. Woe is me. :(

[Pretentious]

Citizen, I'm so sorry. Condolences and all that.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Man boobs = Sign of the Apocolypse

[Ahimsa]

MMMmmmmm Woman Boobs LOL

[Myrsilus]

-Left peck twitches- In
Right peck twitches- deed