Mushu
09-07-2005, 11:49 PM
I remember it like it was yesterday…
(Happened 2 years ago)
I woke up in a hot summer afternoon, the summers here in Sweden don’t get very hot but this summer was an exception.
First thing I did was to check my cell phone; I’d 4 missed calls from the same person, one of party animal friends. Now this guy works as bartender and loves the night life, when he isn’t working he is out partying and it’s sometimes hard to keep up him so I knew he wanted me to go to a party with him. Only calls me for that reason and I’m usually up the challenge.
I called him up to get more detail but this time it was different, we weren’t going to one of his crazy parties, no. He was dating a girl for about 2 weeks and this girl had invited him to her place for god knows what but there was catch, see this girl lived with another girl and she wanted him to bring along a friend for her friend. He had already tried others and no one would chip in so he called. Said I was the only one, he beg and pleaded and I finally said yes because I knew it was going to be boring but if I did it he would own me one and I liked to be owed because then I can collect them at a higher cost, yes I’m an evil bastard.
I told him that I would play street basked first then pass by his place, shower and change.
People started tripping at the court after an hour or 2 and it wasn’t fun anymore so went to his place earlier then planed. While there I got bored and popped Rush hour 2 in the DVD-player and ordered Kebab roles.
We sat there, eating kebab and laughing our asses off.
There is scene where Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan are driving a car and Chris is unhappy with things, he is telling Jackie that he came to Hong Kong to have fun and for the ladies. At some point Chris yells something that sounds like Mushu, saying ‘I want Some Mushu’ I think you all know what he is referring to. At that point we neither of us made something about but continued to laugh and watching the rest of the movie.
We finally leave for the girl’s apartment, we took a train that took 45min, and then we had to take a bus that took 20 min and all the way I was telling him that he owed me big time. When we got there, the girls had already set up twister and had couple of board games on coffee table. They had also made snacks.
We started off with twister had a lot of fun then moved on to monopoly. After wining the game and rubbing it on their faces, I’m big show off when it come to games, my friend and his girl decided it was time for them to retreat and leave us alone. So I was alone with a girl I didn’t know and after a min of awkwardness she asked me if I wanted to watch a movie and I was like YES O GOD YES… in my mind that is, I said yes in a normal way. She picked up The Gladiator, one of best movies ever made and my personal favorite. I told her that and she freak out and started to talk about how most people like the movie for it’s fight scene and don’t really appreciate how the scenes are shot and the landscapes, how the men’s struggle is portrait and we went on talking about other movies and stuff, it was like we connected in different level. One thing led to another and we started making out and then proceeded to her bedroom.
In the morning I woke up, she wasn’t in bed so I got up to go to the bathroom and she was in the kitchen making herself a sandwich. She asked I wanted one and I said I love one and proceeded to the bathroom. When I got back she already made couple of sandwiches and we sat in the kitchen, eating and talk when my mate comes out of the other girl’s room, look at me with my underwear sitting in the kitchen eating with the other girl that’s only wearing a large T-shirt. He looks at me for couple of second more then says ‘How was the Mushu?’ That shit floored me, literally. I couldn’t stop laughing for god knows how long.
So there you have it, the origin of Mushu. I didn’t steal from the dragon in Mulan although I like that little dragon, I see parts of me in him :D
(Happened 2 years ago)
I woke up in a hot summer afternoon, the summers here in Sweden don’t get very hot but this summer was an exception.
First thing I did was to check my cell phone; I’d 4 missed calls from the same person, one of party animal friends. Now this guy works as bartender and loves the night life, when he isn’t working he is out partying and it’s sometimes hard to keep up him so I knew he wanted me to go to a party with him. Only calls me for that reason and I’m usually up the challenge.
I called him up to get more detail but this time it was different, we weren’t going to one of his crazy parties, no. He was dating a girl for about 2 weeks and this girl had invited him to her place for god knows what but there was catch, see this girl lived with another girl and she wanted him to bring along a friend for her friend. He had already tried others and no one would chip in so he called. Said I was the only one, he beg and pleaded and I finally said yes because I knew it was going to be boring but if I did it he would own me one and I liked to be owed because then I can collect them at a higher cost, yes I’m an evil bastard.
I told him that I would play street basked first then pass by his place, shower and change.
People started tripping at the court after an hour or 2 and it wasn’t fun anymore so went to his place earlier then planed. While there I got bored and popped Rush hour 2 in the DVD-player and ordered Kebab roles.
We sat there, eating kebab and laughing our asses off.
There is scene where Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan are driving a car and Chris is unhappy with things, he is telling Jackie that he came to Hong Kong to have fun and for the ladies. At some point Chris yells something that sounds like Mushu, saying ‘I want Some Mushu’ I think you all know what he is referring to. At that point we neither of us made something about but continued to laugh and watching the rest of the movie.
We finally leave for the girl’s apartment, we took a train that took 45min, and then we had to take a bus that took 20 min and all the way I was telling him that he owed me big time. When we got there, the girls had already set up twister and had couple of board games on coffee table. They had also made snacks.
We started off with twister had a lot of fun then moved on to monopoly. After wining the game and rubbing it on their faces, I’m big show off when it come to games, my friend and his girl decided it was time for them to retreat and leave us alone. So I was alone with a girl I didn’t know and after a min of awkwardness she asked me if I wanted to watch a movie and I was like YES O GOD YES… in my mind that is, I said yes in a normal way. She picked up The Gladiator, one of best movies ever made and my personal favorite. I told her that and she freak out and started to talk about how most people like the movie for it’s fight scene and don’t really appreciate how the scenes are shot and the landscapes, how the men’s struggle is portrait and we went on talking about other movies and stuff, it was like we connected in different level. One thing led to another and we started making out and then proceeded to her bedroom.
In the morning I woke up, she wasn’t in bed so I got up to go to the bathroom and she was in the kitchen making herself a sandwich. She asked I wanted one and I said I love one and proceeded to the bathroom. When I got back she already made couple of sandwiches and we sat in the kitchen, eating and talk when my mate comes out of the other girl’s room, look at me with my underwear sitting in the kitchen eating with the other girl that’s only wearing a large T-shirt. He looks at me for couple of second more then says ‘How was the Mushu?’ That shit floored me, literally. I couldn’t stop laughing for god knows how long.
So there you have it, the origin of Mushu. I didn’t steal from the dragon in Mulan although I like that little dragon, I see parts of me in him :D