op9 Wedding

[MeneerDijk]

Beloved family members of Tssss and h2orowe, we are gathered here together today to join these two in marriage and to announce publicly the union which they have forged together, and will keep building throughout the remainder of their lives.

Marriage is a bond of intimacy built on a foundation of honesty, integrity, and forgiveness. Do not lie to or act to deceive one another: lies act as a wedge to drive you apart. However, you must bear in mind that mistakes do happen and humans have weaknesses, and that however painful it may be to forgive, it is far worse to allow the intimacy to be forever broken.

Marriage is not a freezing in time, but rather a commitment to an ongoing process. As you pass through life, you will certainly find yourselves changing in various ways. This in itself is not a bad thing. However as a married couple you must be on the lookout for these changes, so that the tow of you can change together, thus strengthening rather than weakening the bond you have forged.

(both type yes)

Whom love hath joined together, let no one break asunder. For as much as you two have consented to live together in marriage and have pledged yourselves to each other, and have declared the same by the lighting of this candle, the giving and receiving of a ring, and joining of hands, I therefore by the power invested in me by the Kellog's cornflakes magic decoder ring, do pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss. or grope.


Edit: gotta be carefull with my marriage shotgun, almost married the werong people...now kiss damn you!

[h2orowe]

Umm... I think you mean Tsss and H2orowe >.> <.<

[Arvynia]

*heartbroken*

But.... GA and I....


*breaks down and cries*

[Saitou Hajime]

OP9: The only place where the wrong people can get married.

[Arvynia]

NES

Will you marry me?

[Saitou Hajime]

[Insert something that makes sense here.]

[Tssss..]

lmao...or vegas.

waaaaaaaaaaait. benaire has to give me away. and shamu has to sit in the front row crying.

[Myrsilus]

I have to be here due to so many reasons. You two have my blessings, of course.

[h2orowe]

The answer is yes... but.... wait for the parents to arrive XD

Tssss... which do you prefer... kiss or grope?

[Tssss..]

lol....hmm....kiss. grope is inappropriate.

[General_Admission]

NES

Will you marry me?

Yes, but only if I get dibs on the left side of the bed!

[Arvynia]

Whatever.

*gropes Saitou*

[Saitou Hajime]

You... you can't grope me... it's to wrong... because I... I... I have to tell you something. I... I... TO BE CONTINUED! :credits of this episode of "CHATS OF OUR LIVES" roll:

[Myrsilus]

o.o ... What is this drama!?!?

[h2orowe]

It's been a minuite... and I've been cheated on......

[Myrsilus]

Um... Oh boy... those Chat folks getting married better grow some wings... or learn to fly with their problems nipping at their heels.

... something.

[Tssss..]

it was BUSINESS TRIP. besides, he's a lil older...and i'm all about older men. :p

[l337m45t3r]

Wipes his eyes with a tissue. I allways cry at weddings.... Blows nose loudly.

[h2orowe]

:( I can never e-trust e-women again.

[Lateli]

*sniffles* Indeed!

Now

WHERE'S THE WEDDING CAKE>!>!!Q%#@

(I'm gonna get e-married too someday! Just you watch! :P )

[h2orowe]

it was BUSINESS TRIP. besides, he's a lil older...and i'm all about older men. :p
I can change Tsss... I can change... I can be older... It just takes time!

[Arvynia]

I'm sure you will, Lateli - lets wait for the boquet toss!

[Benaire]

Woot my blessings on both of you!!!!

[Tssss..]

i want meneer. but he doesn't want me. *sobs*

[h2orowe]

Boom!!! Headshot!!!!

[Tssss..]

and thats why i won't marry you h2o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

keh. damn headshots. keh. every five seconds you're shooting someone.

I DON'T WANNA LIVE WITH VIOLENCE ANYMORE!!!!

[h2orowe]

I can't help it, Tssss.... it's who I am.... and if you can't accept that! Well, than I guess I'm just going to have to tell our children..... cuz I'm pregnant!

[Tssss..]

*gasp* GOD DAMMIT H2O!!!!!!!!!!!

i knew you stopped taking the pill. well fine, thats just fine. but i'm not paying child support!!!!!!!!!!!

[h2orowe]

Honey.... let's not argue for a second...
*Tears* There was a miscarriage!
*Falls to knees* Why god!? Why?!

If you hadn't of beaten me so much :(

[Tssss..]

well if you would stop taking head shots i wouldn't have beaten you!!!!

besides, you liked it, didn't you?

you dirty bitch.

[h2orowe]

You know I liked it... and I'd miscarry a thousand times for it! But he was gonna be a scientist! and cure polio!

[Tssss..]

eh...hasn't polio already been cured????

regardless, stop bleeding your lil emo heart out. you're interrupting the game...

and its what you deserved for tricking me into thinking you were pregnancy proof and then forgetting your pill.

[h2orowe]

I didn't say he'd be original! Just the fact that he'd be a scientist should amaze you, considering he's half yours.....

I never said I was pregnancy proof, I said I was proof of pregnancy, and you knew that.

[Tssss..]

*starts to beat you*

I SAID SHUT UP THE GAME IS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn, can't you talk during commercials??

and clean that blood off the floor.

[Collapse]

So uh, what's going on here? Can someone at least elaborate besides the planned matrimony what is going on?

[h2orowe]

*Gets a sponge and cleans the blood up*
Yes, Ma'am.
See, if we could go back to things being like this, I'd still love you.... :D you know when you beat me..... >.> <.< *whispers* an angel gets its wings!

[Tssss..]

eh...i just realized that i said i didn't wanna live with violence anymore and now i'm beating you. lol.

*runs off after meneer*

[h2orowe]

No! Babe! I can't live with this anymore! :(
*Run's to the edge of RWPW*


On the next episode of all my E-ncest: Does h2o jump? Does Tsss ever find Meener? Does D_Pad ever get laid?
Stay tuned.

[Tssss..]

lmfao. man that was a great ending.

[Shamu]

OMG!!! There was a wedding and I wasn't there!?!?! *cries* My little H2orowe! He's grown up so fast!!! And Tsssss! I didn't even get to see her e-wedding dress! And then they break up?! *cries on Benaire's shoulder* This is the worst birthday EVER!!!! *sniffle*

[Admiral Luis]

Tssss you cant marry h20 ... he said he has wet dreams, just imagine waking up in at his side in his bed while is having one ... and he is cheating on you in those dreams !!!!!!!

[zell583]

Boom!!! Headshot!!!!
ok i warned you guys about that in the chat, now you die!!!
*zell rips H2orowe's bottom jaw off and then beats him with it*

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Boom!!! Headshot!!!!

OMG!! That's my qoute in the chat bicth! Stop stealing! And your doing it wrong too, it's.

BOOM HEADSHOT!!!

IRT topic
What...... The...... Fuck?......

Aren't you two suppose to be Aunty and Nephew? :p

[zell583]

*sniff sniff* i smell insest

[h2orowe]

Tssss you cant marry h20 ... he said he has wet dreams, just imagine waking up in at his side in his bed while is having one ... and he is cheating on you in those dreams !!!!!!!
What happened at that slumber party back in 1993 stays at that slumber party in 1993 you son of a bitch!

[Admiral Luis]

you cant run away from the truth forever

Someday ppl will find out

[koku]

meanwhile in a related story: kokujin procasinates from doing his math homework because of the disctractions of the op9 forums.

[Myrsilus]

Yeah dude same here... I need to just stop coming here when I have to read my Psychology or History homework.

[JustTooCrazy]

So are you guys gunna get an e-divorce?

[h2orowe]

No! We're still much e-married... but I'm getting the e-butt of the deal. :(
Someone e-hold m-e.

[koku]

Dude How's The Story Continue??!? I'm Hooked, God Damn It!


E-ncest #1 New Show!!

[Arvynia]

Hmm... I guess the other three chars (Arvy, GA, and Saitou) were just a one time shot in the show. :(

[Myrsilus]

Somebody get pregnant with their sibling's or cousin's baby already. So I can do the surprised soap opera face with the raised brow.

[h2orowe]

That miscarriage...... he had a twin! There is another skywalk.... I mean h2o/Tsss........

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Myrsilus]

<gasp>

-Looks all shocked and confused, then with a mortified expression looks off to the side with a raised brow, chest heaved up a bit-

[Shamu]

I'm gonna be an e-grandma?! Yeah!!!!!
Wait...that makes me feel really old....ah well! YEAH!!!!

[Tssss..]

where is he h2o? where is the brat??????

[h2orowe]

He's nibbling on my teat, babies need to eat too you know? Unlike me! You made me eat rats! Raw Rats! and you know I like my rats sauteed!

*Sobs*

[Tssss..]

you know what, you be GRATEFUL for those damn rats!!!!!!!!!! and give me that kid!!!!!

*grabs the baby and runs to the back of the house and slams the door shut and locks it*

[h2orowe]

*Runs after Tssss* That baby isn't a salt shaker! Damn it!

*trys to open the door, but finds it's locked, puts back against the door, and slides down* Damn it! Damn it!
God! Poooooooooooooooooooorqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Tssss..]

*calmly walks out of the room and hands you the t shirt i was wearing*

clean this. its dirty. and where is my damn food? did you even bother making dinner or were you just sitting around the house all day on your lazy ass??

[h2orowe]

*Takes the shirt*
It's stained in blood... and I'm not sitting on my ass.... I'm just waiting for the right job to come around....... *Sobs* Why can't you understand that?!
Is that so much to ask?!
*sighs*
I have to go out to get dinner
*Puts on a long sleeve to cover the blue arm. Puts on sunglasses to cover his black eyes*
*Returns 20 minuites later*
*Cooks*
*Brings food to Tsss*
Here you go Honey :D
*walks out, and mutters something under his breath*

[Tssss..]

what did you say to me???? WHAT DID YOU SAY???

you know i love you, right??? *gently hugs h2orowe* honey, stop getting so upset over little things.

[h2orowe]

I know... I love you too, but things have been so hard. What with the aliens and all...... *Burys face in Tsss's chest weeping* It's so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take me now!

[Tssss..]

no, thats ok. i have meneer in the back bedroom, all tied up and gagged just waiting for me. besides, i dont like alien left overs.

*wanders back to meneer....*

[Shamu]

*sneaks in and grabs e-grandkid*
I was...a....just going to babysit, yeah, yeah, that's it! So you two can have some alone time...
(hahaha, little do they know, I intend to send their child to a faraway place to be raised in a place where incest is not rampant)

[Myrsilus]

....

O.o Incest: It's what's for dinner.

[h2orowe]

*Falls to knees weeping* but why!? why?! WHY!?????????????!!!!!! *Takes out knife, and slits wrists* Ahhh baby, that hurts soooooo goood. Oh yeah, daddy like it when he bleeds.

*Get's blood on the shirt he was supposed to wash*
Oh shit!

[Tssss..]

*comes back satisfied*

one of these days h2o...bang, zoom, right to the moon.

*calls josh*

hey, i need a job done...yeah...shamu...a half a million e-dollars

[h2orowe]

"One of these days" That's all you ever say Tsss! That's why.................. *Falls to the ground from a heart attack*

[JustTooCrazy]

(im your neighbor)
after hearing Tsss slam the door
*spy on their house*
*realize you are fighting*
*throw a rock threw your window saying "stop fighting, stop the madness!" along with the money attached to replace the window*
*run back inside my house*



EDIT:
*calls 911 because of h2o's heart attack.*

[Josh]

*arrives on the scene wearing some pants.* Half a million e-dollars... SWEET! I'd better get to work. *puts his nose to the ground* Clearly Shamu's overpowering scent went over there *opens closet door (Elian Gonzalez pose).* Aha! *takes the baby back, shuts the door and locks it up tight.* Here you go Tssss. Nice and safe.

[Shamu]

It wasn't really me in the closet! It was my evil twin holding the family cat!

*drives over the Kentucky state line, clutching e-grandkid*
You'll be free from incest here little one!

*gets cell call from family spies*
There's a bounty on me? Heh...time to go into hiding...

*dyes hair red, changes name to Namu and becomes night club singer*

[Josh]

haha! I got the CIA to track you VIA satellite. There is a hit team on you right now aha!

*hit team does it job and Josh walks over to pick up the baby*

Nice work fellas. Here you go again Tssss.

[Shamu]

Awwww....now there is no more e-mom, she's dead...

[Myrsilus]

Ehem... -By the Power of Fujin, a light was casted down on her and thereby called back her soul-

Ha ha ha...

[h2orowe]

*falls to knees weeping over mother's dead body*
Why!? Wait!
*Reaches into pocket and pulls out Phoenix Down and pours it into Shamu's mouth reviving her*
[Gains 100 exp]
E-Mother!

*Takes out dual pistols, and goes after Josh disguised as Sailor Moon*

[Myrsilus]

...? -Kicks h2 to Canada- You idiot!

[h2orowe]

*Yells to Fujin while being kicked* You Dumbass! :p


Lands in Canada and confronts Josh.

[Tssss..]

i can't live like this anymore. i just can't.

thats why....i have to end it.

*detonates bomb hidden under my t shirt and destroys the op9 wedding thread*

[h2orowe]

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*Dives on the bomb, saving Tssss, but is blown to a kajillion+1 pieces*

[Tssss..]

*wanders off to find Meneer*

[Admiral Luis]

This is a greek tragedy

[DJEvan]

what the HELL is going on? =/

[sharpie]

Wow. An epic that would make Homer file for copyright infringement from his grave.....I salute you!