husband for Tssss

[Benaire]

Well as a good big brother i think its time to find Tssss a husband.

Not only is she cute but she is very gentle. Someone needs to be there for her to protect her agains't slander and evil (Ender).

On this note I think we should all find this man and slowly grate off his penis with a rusty cheese grater!!! :mad:

[moo]

Does it have to be rusty?

[Kiljou]

Forget this, I LIKE my dick...

[Benaire]

Rusty or septic whatever.

[4letterwords]

I'll marry her!

[moo]

What if we promise not to defile anything?

[Benaire]

....... Neko i think we have a deal but lets ask Tssss if she will have you =)
I know your pretty tough neko but you need to be really really tough like a old boot. because you have to defend Tssss's honor.

[4letterwords]

I once beat someone up with a curling iron... tough enough?

[Benaire]

Wow like wow...... I think thats tough enough even i am alittle afraid of you. ;p

[Thespis]

I once beat someone up with a curling iron... tough enough?
Depends if the curling iron was turned on or not at the time. ;) Although, that's still pretty tough either way.

[4letterwords]

it was a GUY too... I got suspended!!!

Don't worry, I'm a good girl.

[4letterwords]

I was sticking up for something he did to my best friend... he deserved it... I hope he's out there somewhere aching with Histoplasmosis.

[Benaire]

Well then as e-brother and legal guardian of Tssss i give you tssss's hand in marriage.

[Tssss..]

wha.....whaaaaaaaaaaaaat???????

i'm being sold. :(

[4letterwords]

Nah I was just kidding. I'm marrying Jay. It was a joke... oh well. Marry someone Tsss... you rule. is it Tssss? I think...

[kim]

Bidding starts at a dollar!

do i hear two DOLLAR???

[Jay]

Two dollar!

(I'm going to re-sell her for a higher profit)

[Iekleane]

I agree that this Ender fellow no matter how dashing or charming he is should not be allowed to do such a thing and I place my bid for Tsss's hand in marriage if you'll accept it.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

I would marry her.... But I have a chain and ba.... A wife already. :p.

Oh yeah..... She's my aunt so it wouldn't work for her..... I'm cool with it though.

[Benaire]

How about the first man to bring me Enders HEAD!!!!!

[4letterwords]

I dunno what happened with Ender and Tssss... but ender is super hot, right?

[Jay]

I agree that this Ender fellow no matter how dashing or charming he is should not be allowed to do such a thing and I place my bid for Tsss's hand in marriage if you'll accept it.

Accept not this lying scum's hand, for he is the one they call "Ender" in the IRC!

[4letterwords]

Two dollar!

(I'm going to re-sell her for a higher profit)

*Wipes a tear* He's resourceful... that's my Jay ;)...

[Jay]

*Wipes a tear* He's resourceful... that's my Jay ;)...

With the profits I earn re-selling her we can live in comfortable happiness for the rest of our years.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

I dunno what happened with Ender and Tssss... but ender is super hot, right?

Haha, nah.

Your thinking of Ender At Eros. The guy named Ender is Ender in the chat but Ender is Iekeleane or whatever on the boards.

[4letterwords]

You know where rules ass that you wouldn't really expect? Salem Mass. I didn't think so, but I went on a road trip and it ruled so much there. I didn't expect that at all.

[Jay]

Haha, nah.

Your thinking of Ender At Eros. The guy named Ender is Ender in the chat but Ender is Iekeleane or whatever on the boards.

I haven't seen that dude around for aaaaaages.

[4letterwords]

Yes ender at eros is Superbly hot.. where is that fucker?

[Jiant Flying Panda]

I haven't seen that dude around for aaaaaages.

Me niether man. He was so cool.....

Also... He was so damn hott! Like whoa!

*Goe's off and daydreams about Ender At Eros*

Sigh.....

[4letterwords]

Not my type... He seemed kindof Metrosexual-esque... just me?

I hate guys that act like girls.

My future soul mate better watch sports, drink beer, and have a high sex drive.

the way guys should be. (in my head anyway... if they don't, eh, to each his own.)

[Jay]

My future soul mate better watch sports, drink beer, and have a high sex drive.

<--- grin.

[4letterwords]

BUT must be intelligent. Intelligence is the BIGGEST turn on... ever.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Not my type... He seemed kindof Metrosexual-esque... just me?

I hate guys that act like girls.

My future soul mate better watch sports, drink beer, and have a high sex drive.

the way guys should be. (in my head anyway... if they don't, eh, to each his own.)

.... You do know that I'm a guy right? And I was just kidding around? lol, Neko.

And oh yeah I can fit that criteria. As well as being a complete badass.....

*Goe's and wacthes "Care Bears"* Wish Bear!

[4letterwords]

I am infact Grumpy bear.

[Jay]

BUT must be intelligent. Intelligence is the BIGGEST turn on... ever.

You know full well how intelligent I am. :D

[Jay]

I am infact Grumpy bear.

I know how to get Grumpy bear feeling not-so grumpy... *big grin*

[h2orowe]

Somebody hast to stop this great injustice!
I shall defend her honor!
Tssss! *Grabs Tsss*
H2orowe! Awaaaaaaaaaaay!
*Runs out of the thread*

[Jay]

*trips over h2o, takes Tssss back*

Come back when you're a man, son.

[Myrsilus]

Somebody hast to stop this great injustice!
I shall defend her honor!
Tssss! *Grabs Tsss*
H2orowe! Awaaaaaaaaaaay!
*Runs out of the thread*
You got the Awaaaay thing from me. Not original of you, bub.

She's like... e-related to me. So sorry.

[h2orowe]

:( I did get the thing from you Fujin... but than again I'm not original......

:(

But I shall vie for Tssss's hand in marriage!

[Shamu]

I am the e-mom! I will decide and approve all e-marriages in the fam!!!!
Never mind, I don't even know who my own e-kids are anymore! Ya'll marry whoever the heck you want!
*goes back to corner and cries more*

[Benaire]

*Comforts Shamu* Awww its too much for my baby Don't get too stressed you will lose weight and disappear. :(