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Tssss..
09-06-2005, 10:20 PM
but I don't know who is in the e-family...help? I'm thinking only Shamu or Benaire could handle this one. :p

koku
09-06-2005, 10:22 PM
I'm thinking about getting a couple piercings; do you have any suggestions as to where?

Tssss..
09-06-2005, 10:24 PM
i dunno...it depends on how well you can tolerate pain.

Jiant Flying Panda
09-06-2005, 10:26 PM
Well. This if rom my perspective.

Shamu = Aunt
Benaire = Uncle
Tssss = Aunt
Elljaye = Wifey
Dijk = ..... Wifey's lover
Shylilsweety = Sister
h2o = Cousin

And yeah..... lol

Kiljou
09-06-2005, 10:27 PM
...And where am I?

Citizen
09-06-2005, 10:27 PM
Gleeburgers?

D-pad
09-06-2005, 10:28 PM
I wanna be in the E-family! I deserve at least family dog if not Creepy Uncle!

Myrsilus
09-06-2005, 10:30 PM
You're nowhere Kiljou.

I am Fujin.

Jiant Flying Panda
09-06-2005, 10:30 PM
...And where am I?

Well.... Who are you? :p

I wanna be in the E-family! I deserve at least family dog if not Creepy Uncle!

You can be the families pet Dog! It'll be awesome.

zell583
09-06-2005, 10:31 PM
how do i join your e-family Tssss?

Lateli
09-06-2005, 10:31 PM
I'm famililess :( :rolleyes:

Kiljou
09-06-2005, 10:31 PM
(sob) Um... Can I be the really, really short Italian great-uncle who just got out of jail?

Jiant Flying Panda
09-06-2005, 10:32 PM
I'm famililess :( :rolleyes:\

You my date to the "prom".... Making you my mistress :D.

Speaking of prom... Daym I got a shitload of votes as king.

Thespis
09-06-2005, 10:33 PM
I'm not the "E" anything, I don't want to be accused of "E-Incest"!

Myrsilus
09-06-2005, 10:34 PM
I'm not the "E" anything, I don't want to be accused of "E-Incest"!
<whistle> I've been very careful about that, and been making sure no one does that. =\

Everyone's gonna start damn inbreeding!

Thespis
09-06-2005, 10:35 PM
<whistle> I've been very careful about that, and been making sure no one does that. =\

Everyone's gonna start damn inbreeding!
Hehe, exactly! Because if I was "E-Related" to the ladies here, I'd very likely have some very "E-Incestual" intentions.

Kiljou
09-06-2005, 10:36 PM
Eeergh... I've always had trouble with names. Am I going to have to remember all these, too?

I have an idea. One day a week, we constantly refer to each other with these designations, and confuse the shit out of the newbies.

Lateli
09-06-2005, 10:37 PM
\

You my date to the "prom".... Making you my mistress :D.

Speaking of prom... Daym I got a shitload of votes as king.


Mistresssss? Eww! no way :p

Jiant Flying Panda
09-06-2005, 10:39 PM
Mistresssss? Eww! no way :p

lol.

Well what do you want to be? You can't be my second wife!

Kiljou
09-06-2005, 10:43 PM
You could always take her as some kind of sexual consort.

Lateli
09-06-2005, 10:50 PM
My E-self esteem says, no! :p

I'll be E-Queen of the world. I still wouldn't be in the E-Family, but it would be E-Fantastic anyways :p

Kiljou
09-06-2005, 10:52 PM
You could be one of our E-inlaws, you know....

h2orowe
09-06-2005, 11:07 PM
E-ncest doesn't count.
The best incest is the E-incest.

Kiljou
09-06-2005, 11:08 PM
So, if we have E-incest, then what is E-ncest?

Benaire
09-06-2005, 11:18 PM
ill talk to Shamu and see if i can work one up.

Hmmmm I think its time for mommy and I work work on expanding the family ;)

Shamu
09-06-2005, 11:55 PM
Alright, since I started this with my comment about wanting to adopt Fujin, I suppose I should be the one who figures this all out...So here it goes
We'll start with me
Shamu:
E-crazy nieghbor next door -Iekleane

ah f**k! forget it! I don't know who is related to who anymore, but if anybody else wants to join, feel free. Just say hey! I want to join the fam and I would like to be adopted by...or related too...ect...

D_pad69 is now the family dog as requested *pets head* good boy.
Lateli is now E-queen of the world
Kiljou is now the crazy uncle that no one talks about because he just got out of jail.

And remember people, this is all in good fun, we're not REALLY related! :p

Jiant Flying Panda
09-06-2005, 11:57 PM
Lateli is now E-queen of the world

I'm having an affair with the queen?

Aweeeeesome :D.

Lateli
09-07-2005, 12:00 AM
I get to be e-queen of the world?!! Yaaaay! :)

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-07-2005, 12:03 AM
Don't forget, Shamu's my mommy.

D-pad
09-07-2005, 12:16 AM
Don't forget, Shamu's my mommy.
It's no fair! My E-mommy left!


*shakes fist at MRirian*

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-07-2005, 12:30 AM
It's no fair! My E-mommy left!


*shakes fist at MRirian*

You're our family dog.

And your e-mommy left.

Which makes her....

:D

sakana
09-07-2005, 12:59 AM
Can I be the e-grandpa whose slightly crazy but still kinda cool in his own wierd way? I awlays wanted to be a crazy grandpa

koku
09-07-2005, 01:00 AM
crap...nevermind.

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-07-2005, 01:00 AM
Can I be the e-grandpa whose slightly crazy but still kinda cool in his own wierd way? I awlays wanted to be a crazy grandpa

You can always remind me you're the Sandaime Sarutobi.

Shamu
09-07-2005, 01:04 AM
Sakana is now crazy e-Grandpa
*cries for Kokujin*

koku
09-07-2005, 01:08 AM
Sakana is now crazy e-Grandpa
Kokujin is now e-Grandpa Kokujin ;)


no take me off. I dont feel like being a granpda anymore.

Jay
09-07-2005, 01:15 AM
Aren't I in this thing somewhere?

Lateli: Your avatar is soooooooooo hyyyyyyyypnotiiiiiiising... O.O

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-07-2005, 01:19 AM
Panda teh fuxx0rz

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 01:49 AM
Aren't I in this thing somewhere?

Lateli: Your avatar is soooooooooo hyyyyyyyypnotiiiiiiising... O.O

No, we disowned you after it was revealed that you were gay.

.....

I kid, I kid! You set yourself up for that one, you know. ;)

Anyway, who here is having an affair with the queen?! (Bops Jiant Panda)

Ha! My queen! Come with me, to a faraway place, away from these prying eyes...!

(I'm going back to jail for this, I just know it...)

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-07-2005, 01:50 AM
(I'm going back to jail for this, I just know it...)

Undoubtly, since you keep on peeking from boxes hidden in the queen's bathroom.

That eye is so noticable.

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 01:52 AM
Hey, I have a dry eye condition (not really), so I must keep blinking!

4letterwords
09-07-2005, 01:52 AM
I wanna be on the family tree... *weeps and sniffles*

Jay
09-07-2005, 01:53 AM
No, we disowned you after it was revealed that you were gay.

.....

I kid, I kid! You set yourself up for that one, you know. ;)

...I did? o.O

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-07-2005, 01:53 AM
I wanna be on the family tree... *weeps and sniffles*

YOU CAN BE OUR BEAUTIFUL NON-BLOOD-RELATED PRINCESS RELATIVE FROM ENGLAND!!!

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 01:56 AM
That works, although she has to be incomprehensible. The stereotypes are vital here, so illegible you shall be! Say something, Neko, non-related person!

4letterwords
09-07-2005, 01:56 AM
Non related :(

4letterwords
09-07-2005, 02:01 AM
I feel alienated enough on these boards :(

Shamu
09-07-2005, 02:02 AM
Of course you join Neko!!!! Just say how you want to be related and to who.
And Kokujin, I'll take you off, but you'll always be the e-grandpa kokujin in my heart...

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 02:04 AM
Aw... I wasn't around in the old boards, and I'm accepted here fine! (cuddles Neko) We're two of a kind! I'm the uncle who got out of jail that no one talks about, while you are the non-related person from England! We could go places!

hapacheese
09-07-2005, 02:04 AM
(Psst... Neko... I think they wanted to keep you non-related to keep their hormone-enraged thoughts non-incestual. Just a thought.)

koku
09-07-2005, 02:04 AM
Of course you join Neko!!!! Just say how you want to be related and to who.
And Kokujin, I'll take you off, but you'll always be the e-grandpa kokujin in my heart...


that's sweet, but I don't want to father you bastards. :eek:

Jay
09-07-2005, 02:08 AM
I will be Neko's e-husband.

4letterwords
09-07-2005, 02:08 AM
I dunno link me to anyone... someone marry me!

Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 02:10 AM
Probably don't want to be related to me... A lot of people are under me it seems. =\

moo
09-07-2005, 02:10 AM
Can I be someones E-jigalo or something along those lines =D.

4letterwords
09-07-2005, 02:11 AM
what is all of this follow fujin stuff?

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 02:12 AM
I dunno link me to anyone... someone marry me!

As the crazed Italian uncle-who-is-not-related, will marry you! We could be the next Bonnie and Clyde!

Shamu
09-07-2005, 02:12 AM
what is all of this follow fujin stuff?
I don't know, I just go with the flow. Fujin does rock though!

4letterwords
09-07-2005, 02:13 AM
Yay fujin!

Jay
09-07-2005, 02:17 AM
I want an E-vorce, Chinamerican!

*and it was done*

Neko, marry me!

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 02:19 AM
Hey, I asked first! (shoves huge cigar into Jay's eye)

Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 02:20 AM
I do rock. Everyone dance!

Where has Chinamerican been anyway...?

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 02:20 AM
Bends on one knee, and takes Neko's hand) Neko, we are destined for each other, let's run, run far away where none can interrupt our undying love... (shoots glance toward Jay)

Benaire
09-07-2005, 02:21 AM
idid offer to adopt you Neko be my E-sister cause Tssss will get lonely

moo
09-07-2005, 02:27 AM
*sigh* No one wants me to be their e-whore :(.

I will just go away now and eat my ice cream.

Jay
09-07-2005, 02:27 AM
Hey, I asked first! (shoves huge cigar into Jay's eye)

You did not.

Jay
09-07-2005, 02:29 AM
*sigh* No one wants me to be their e-whore :(.

I will just go away now and eat my ice cream.

I said already.

I will be your e-husband.

4letterwords
09-07-2005, 02:29 AM
I hate ice cream.

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 02:29 AM
Go check! (pumps rather pathetic biceps) However, my.... family.... would not hesitate to take you out!

Benaire
09-07-2005, 02:31 AM
ill give you a E-reo Neko to be my e-Sister =)

I am not resorting to bribery to e-dopt her.

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 02:33 AM
Yes you are, Benaire. You rely on your boob avatar to hypnotize people! But it shan't work on Neko, oh no, it shall not! She already has her own pair! ;)

moo
09-07-2005, 02:33 AM
I said already.

I will be your e-husband.

LIES, you said that to Neko.


OH, and I practically never eat ice cream either, but found a rather enjoyable flavor, so why not, not like I have any fear of getting fat anytime soon :p .

Jay
09-07-2005, 02:36 AM
I hate ice cream.

Don't eat it then.

e-wed me instead.

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 02:37 AM
(Shoots Jay, then shoves away his corpse) No, Neko, take me as your husband! We could go places! And I don't mean prison....!

Benaire
09-07-2005, 02:38 AM
No Neko don't do it he is obviously not worthy I thinkyou should marry Kokujin!!!

Jay
09-07-2005, 02:41 AM
LIES, you said that to Neko.

Um... duh.

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 02:42 AM
You cheating, two-timing bastard...!

4letterwords
09-07-2005, 02:42 AM
kokujin hates me :D

Jay
09-07-2005, 02:45 AM
You cheating, two-timing bastard...!

Not at all. I'm e-vorced now!

Benaire
09-07-2005, 02:47 AM
kokujin hates me :D

Lies no one can hate you thats unpossible !!!

4letterwords
09-07-2005, 02:48 AM
lol its possible

I'm damned surprised that some people hold me to the position that they do... I'm really not that great looks wise.

I am, however, a genius.

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 02:49 AM
Neko.... What must I do to prove my worth to be your husband...?

Jay
09-07-2005, 02:49 AM
I'm damned surprised that some people hold me to the position that they do... I'm really not that great looks wise.

I am, however, a genius.

So marry me.

Thespis
09-07-2005, 02:50 AM
lol its possible

I'm damned surprised that some people hold me to the position that they do... I'm really not that great looks wise.

I am, however, a genius.
I'd comment, but you never respond to my comments, so it isn't worth it. :rolleyes:

Benaire
09-07-2005, 02:50 AM
Hmmmm but your still going to be my e-sister...

How about fujin ? you could marry a god that can't be bad?
think of all the perks worshipers and you would be double into the family my e-sister and my e-brother in laws wife.

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 02:51 AM
Why won't you die, Jay?!

(ahem) Neko, who would you take? A man who divorces his current E-wife to lust after you, or you not-related-not-really-uncle who just got out of prison for sexual assault?

Oh wait.... You weren't supposed to know that... :o

4letterwords
09-07-2005, 02:51 AM
You comment directly towards me?

...and I don't respond...?

Really?

HEY I used to live in Michigan!!!

Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 02:52 AM
Hmmmm but your still going to be my e-sister...

How about fujin ? you could marry a god that can't be bad?
think of all the perks worshipers and you would be double into the family my e-sister and my e-brother in laws wife.
O.o Me? Well I am a god... er...

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 02:52 AM
(Cough) Hey, so did I! (Not really, but hey)

Jay
09-07-2005, 02:53 AM
Why won't you die, Jay?!

(ahem) Neko, who would you take? A man who divorces his current E-wife to lust after you, or you not-related-not-really-uncle who just got out of prison for sexual assault?

Oh wait.... You weren't supposed to know that... :o

<-- lots of laughter

I divorced her because it just wasn't working. Now I'm free, and I want to marry Neko.

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 02:54 AM
Sure, Jay... Sure...

Neko, who would you take? (looks up with puppy dog eyes)

Benaire
09-07-2005, 02:55 AM
Go Fujin neko

Lateli
09-07-2005, 02:58 AM
Neko should marry Kiljou! He'd make a fine husband!

(And also be removed from my bathroom.. Creepy eye indeed)

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 02:59 AM
Ha! The queen wishes! Come, my fair maiden! Come, Neko!

4letterwords
09-07-2005, 03:00 AM
I've got a hard decision to make...

Kiljou is hilarious...
Jay was there for me through the summer ;)
Fujin IS a god...

Its almost TOO hard

Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 03:01 AM
I guess I should also note I have a katamari... It's important to make that noted.

Benaire
09-07-2005, 03:01 AM
And do forget Tssss now she is gentle and sweet.

Thespis
09-07-2005, 03:01 AM
You comment directly towards me?

...and I don't respond...?

Really?

HEY I used to live in Michigan!!!
A few times yeah, but it never bothered me really, just took the opportunity to tease you somewhat. I realize you get a lot of attention, and it's hard enough to keep up as it is, especially with you being in college now. Some people just "click" with others on a board and some don't without any special reason, no worries. :) Cool about the Michigan thing. Regarding your original comment that I didn't comment on, heh, I think that you don't give yourself enough credit. However, that's a lot better than being arrogant. Just don't go the other extreme in thinking you aren't "all that".

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 03:02 AM
Come, mademoissle (or however the hell you spell it), ride with me, into the setting sun! Well, it's still setting in Hawaii, so we have to go there!

4letterwords
09-07-2005, 03:03 AM
Ypsilanti michigan... know it?

I don't really like so much attention... but I think its funny that I can't even get a date here, but there are guys fighting over my e-marriage... its great

Jay
09-07-2005, 03:03 AM
Jay was there for me through the summer ;)

Hey, I'm hilarious as well! :mad:

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 03:04 AM
No you aren't, Jay. You suck. :p

Neko, that is the great mystery of life. Online, you really can have fun.

Like... THIS! (tickles Neko)

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-07-2005, 03:05 AM
That Tickles.

Jay
09-07-2005, 03:05 AM
No you aren't, Jay. You suck. :p

Come see mw when you've been around enough to see my humour. :rolleyes:

Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 03:05 AM
My, they are competitve. :D

Jay
09-07-2005, 03:06 AM
My, they are competitve. :D

Well... duh. :o

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-07-2005, 03:07 AM
It's Neko they're all after.

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 03:07 AM
Yes, for we contest each other for this fair maiden! (kneels and takes Neko's hand)

I'm going to have to go for the night. Bye.

Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 03:08 AM
I am pretty funny, too. I don't even have to argue about it either.

We are family... doo doo doo... I got all my sister's with me.

4letterwords
09-07-2005, 03:10 AM
Well, I don't wanna be like some of the other girls on here and milk everything for what its worth... sorry guys... I'm gonna go with Jay. He and I have a history. You guys are great though and well worthy of a much better bride than I.

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-07-2005, 03:10 AM
This is sad, a Texan VS an Australian fighting for the love of a College girl over the Internet.

Thespis
09-07-2005, 03:11 AM
Ypsilanti michigan... know it?

I don't really like so much attention... but I think its funny that I can't even get a date here, but there are guys fighting over my e-marriage... its great
Yeah I know Ypsilanti, about 3 hours or so from me if I remember right. My mom and sister used to love going there for the shopping. I understand about the attention, and nothing wrong with that. Although I understand very very well about the online attention versus face to face attention.

Once upon a time, I had the same problem because I spent a lot of time online and got to know a lot of different people. I'm the kind of person that most people regard neutrally when they first meet me, but usually the more they get to know me, the more they discover my depth and are intrigued. I love to make people laugh and am not your average guy, and combined with some other factors I used to get a lot of attention online. About 6 months ago I started not being online so much, and gradually I began feeling a lot more "socially balanced" :). I imagine once you get into the college groove, you'll do quite well.

Jay
09-07-2005, 03:12 AM
Well, I don't wanna be like some of the other girls on here and milk everything for what its worth... sorry guys... I'm gonna go with Jay. He and I have a history. You guys are great though and well worthy of a much better bride than I.

You see? *flaunt*

*does the happy dance*

Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 03:13 AM
Well, I don't wanna be like some of the other girls on here and milk everything for what its worth... sorry guys... I'm gonna go with Jay. He and I have a history. You guys are great though and well worthy of a much better bride than I.
I knew I wouldn't be picked. I was simply playing the part since Benaire summoned my presence. It be cool.

This battle was won before it started.

4letterwords
09-07-2005, 03:13 AM
Vocab... You are one of my favorite posters... I can't put my finger on it, but I love to hear what you have to say... hmm...

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-07-2005, 03:14 AM
The Aussie won.

WHERE'S YOUR FUJIN NOW, MIND-DETERIORATING FOLLOWERS?!?!

VIVE LE RESISTANCE!!!

4letterwords
09-07-2005, 03:15 AM
Fujin is a god... I would constantly be in his shadow... I can't handle that..


I CAN'T I TELL YOU!!!

Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 03:16 AM
o.o He's in the Followers... And you're dumb.

Yeah my little body does cast a big shadow. :D It is the people that strengthen me.

Jay
09-07-2005, 03:16 AM
This is sad, a Texan VS an Australian fighting for the love of a College girl over the Internet.

I think I know why, Neko.

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-07-2005, 03:16 AM
No, I'm in La Resistance.

Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 03:17 AM
I'm talking about Jay. But you're the one I called dumb Vocab. Dumb.

4letterwords
09-07-2005, 03:18 AM
OoO... followers of Fujin is awesome... but la Resistance sounds so cool...

Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 03:19 AM
They just formed because people started following me. x.x They're warmongers. We are peaceful and have cookie trees. And brownies.

Jay
09-07-2005, 03:21 AM
I say to you now:

FOLLOW THE FUJIN, FOR HE KNOWS THE WAY!

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-07-2005, 03:21 AM
Jesus, where the fuck is Marblehead after I ordered Fujin to be assasinated?!

That "God" is too much of a FRAUD.

I blame the schools.

4letterwords
09-07-2005, 03:25 AM
mmm brownies...

fudge or pecan?

Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 03:25 AM
He already tried. I broke his rib.

You fight a God. -Munches on beef jerky-

I think Shamu makes all kinds of brownies.

Jay
09-07-2005, 03:31 AM
Wow, Fuje. For a little guy, you're damn tough.

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-07-2005, 03:32 AM
"God" my prepubescent sphincter!!

LIES, LIES, LIES!!

Where's Alucard when you need him...?!

Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 03:35 AM
Wow, Fuje. For a little guy, you're damn tough.
I'm little. Doesn't mean I can't break bones. :D I do what I must.

kensei
09-07-2005, 04:03 AM
I don't think I'm related to anyone, thusly I have no place in the e-family. I think I'm sad...or something.

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-07-2005, 04:04 AM
OK, someone point out the statistics now.

Who's related to who, and their family relation.

Jay
09-07-2005, 04:15 AM
Who's related to who, and their family relation.

Yeah, I need help with that as well...

Shamu
09-07-2005, 04:22 AM
I told everyone to forget it!
As the e-mom and starter of this whole thing, even I can't keep track of everyone! OMG! I'm such a bad e-mom!!!!
*goes off to corner and cries*

Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 04:23 AM
=o

-Goes to comfort his e-sis- She has spoken! Cease and desist! We are family, that is all. Dismissed.

Jay
09-07-2005, 04:28 AM
*goes off to corner and cries*

*follows the e-mum to the corner and comforts her*

Benaire
09-07-2005, 04:31 AM
Awwww *comforts Shamu* There there Daddy will make it better.

Jay
09-07-2005, 04:32 AM
There there Daddy will make it better.

...I'm sure he will! :cool:

Benaire
09-07-2005, 04:41 AM
Sure i will you just watch

Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 04:42 AM
I bet he'd love to watch. >.>

Benaire
09-07-2005, 04:44 AM
Ewww thats just nasty.

Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 04:46 AM
Shamu said we're not really related like that, so... Well there you go.

Jay
09-07-2005, 04:50 AM
Sure i will you just watch

No thanks, I have others to... love.

Benaire
09-07-2005, 04:55 AM
You want me and you know it

Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 05:19 AM
That's cool man.

Like the emphasis on GOD.

Edit: O.o Nm.

Benaire
09-07-2005, 05:20 AM
http://photobucket.com/albums/a314/Benaire/?action=view&current=Benaire.jpg

Best i can do with this crappy apple at work :D

Tssss..
09-07-2005, 05:21 AM
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! thats a pretty cool looking tree. :D

Benaire
09-07-2005, 05:21 AM
It lists all the important people Tssss =)


Can't do much more atm my brain isnt working I am suffering for major sleep deprivation :(

Shamu
09-07-2005, 05:26 AM
That's cool, but there's so many more people on the list!!!!! Too many to list!
It's a good start though! And it doesn't start with us now, Sakana is the e-grandpa now :p

Benaire
09-07-2005, 05:28 AM
But it has all the important people in it the core family we started with.

Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 05:28 AM
E-grandpa? Who the...?

Benaire
09-07-2005, 05:29 AM
Anyone else that wants to be on the list must post here and give your name and postion!!!!

Shamu
09-07-2005, 05:32 AM
It started out with just me, Fujin, and H2orowe!
I just wanted to adopt Fujin because he's so cool and sweet! FUJIN!!!!!!!!

Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 05:33 AM
Sakana became the e-grandpa? Ha ha. Well that's cool.

Yep, we're the first! :D Shamuuuu! Thank ya!

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-07-2005, 06:05 AM
THEN you got to dear old Vocab.

4letterwords
09-07-2005, 06:22 AM
Benaire I will be your E-sister so that Jay can be your e-brother in law

Benaire
09-07-2005, 06:31 AM
Joy!!! thats great!!! and Tssss and h2o are getting married could it get any better???

Admiral Luis
09-07-2005, 07:42 AM
Im new here but I think this is a disfunctional family and I want to be adopted by someone!!!!!!!!

Tssss..
09-07-2005, 07:45 AM
holy shit rebel. your avatar is extremely sexy.

*points* my lip used to look like the pierced one!!!

*wanders off to my room to be alone*

Admiral Luis
09-07-2005, 07:57 AM
I wanted my avatar to be as sexy as benaire's but he is in a level I will never be able to reach ...

Tssss..
09-07-2005, 07:58 AM
your's more sensual than benaires though. and for some reason much more sexy.

his is hypnotic though...lol

then again i have a thing for lip rings.

Admiral Luis
09-07-2005, 08:03 AM
you can never win against d-cup boobs

but I do like piercings too

benaire's like my role model

Tssss..
09-07-2005, 08:06 AM
he is my big brother. i might allow you to speak with him so you can learn his awesome ways....if you join us and follow fujin.

Admiral Luis
09-07-2005, 08:14 AM
well im a rebel, I should not follow anyone but if that is the way to the "dark arts of xtreme sexyness mastery" I will follow fujin

Tssss..
09-07-2005, 08:16 AM
AWSOMENESS!!!

k, all you have to do to join is post in the fujin thread. its in this section. :)

Admiral Luis
09-07-2005, 08:22 AM
Done just dont know what my rank is

D-pad
09-07-2005, 10:32 AM
Rebel's avvy causing boner...........must resist............

Admiral Luis
09-07-2005, 10:46 AM
Wanker!!!!!!!!

Praetorian
09-07-2005, 11:42 AM
This is the stupidest idea since Pim Fortuyn said to himself 'Hey, I'm sick of sitting around the house this afternoon. Let's give an interview at the Mediacenter!'

Mojinr
09-07-2005, 11:49 AM
Hmm... I don't fit in anywhere on this list. Perhaps I can be the the crazy old E-neighbor with a shotgun, 2 wolf dogs and a ton of hate mail in his mailbox.

Shamu
09-07-2005, 02:57 PM
Join however you want, like I said, just state how you want to fit in the fam.
We can always use more crazy neighbors, the fam is e-based in Texas afterall.
Praetorian, I'm adopting you as my e-kid that denies all ties and relations to the e-fam :D

Admiral Luis
09-07-2005, 03:01 PM
I want to be an adopted cambodjan kid who someone (you for example) e-adopted

Shamu
09-07-2005, 03:15 PM
Woohoo! I've got another e-kid! :D

Soli
09-07-2005, 08:29 PM
Someone adopt meee! I'm the young, cute, and innocent one!

Kiljou
09-07-2005, 09:28 PM
Nooooo.....! Neko, how could you do this to me?! After all we have been through, after all I have doen for you...?! But, fear not, I forgive you! Come back to me, my darling....!

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-07-2005, 11:11 PM
Shamu = doesn't care for Vocab anymore?

:(

Firefly
09-07-2005, 11:23 PM
Shamu = doesn't care for Vocab anymore?

:(

Your ading cares for you :)

Me, you, Saitou, and Loc are e-orphans. Our mother was an e-whore who slept with a filipino, a british, and two americans :(

Loc
09-07-2005, 11:25 PM
GOD DAMN THAT E-WHORE!!!
I never knew I had siblings :o

Firefly
09-07-2005, 11:34 PM
Like it wasn't obvious the way you guys all tease me ;)

Except for ading Vocab :D Anyone messes with him, they mess with me! :D

The Divine Comedy
09-08-2005, 12:33 AM
Can I join as some sort of sibling/cousin? I'll even make the family tree if everybody gives me their family rankings. :)

BTW, I'm also from Michigan. Wow. I don't feel so isolated anymore! :D

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-08-2005, 12:34 AM
Like it wasn't obvious the way you guys all tease me ;)

Except for ading Vocab :D Anyone messes with him, they mess with me! :D

Yayz0rz, it'd be like Tsunade and her little brother!

Tsunade = Nice Rack

Tsunade's Brother = Wanting to be the best

Shamu
09-08-2005, 02:54 AM
Shamu = doesn't care for Vocab anymore?

:(
AW! sweetie, that's not true! You're a great e-kid and I still luv ya!

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-08-2005, 03:53 AM
AW! sweetie, that's not true! You're a great e-kid and I still luv ya!

BA-ZINGG!!!

Jay
09-08-2005, 04:50 AM
So now I'm the e-brother in law?

Kiljou
09-08-2005, 08:54 PM
So, Jay and I are the ones not really related to the family, as I am the not-really-uncle who just got out of the slammer, and Jay is the random brother-in law.

Saitou Hajime
09-08-2005, 08:56 PM
Your ading cares for you :)

Me, you, Saitou, and Loc are e-orphans. Our mother was an e-whore who slept with a filipino, a british, and two americans :(

She got around a lot.

...Must be where you get it from.

:p

sakana
09-08-2005, 09:01 PM
Grandpa Simpson: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions. Thats the kind of grandpa I want to be! That combined with D_Pad's avatar.

Shamu
09-08-2005, 09:33 PM
That quote is so true though! I checked my underwear and found out that my real name is Victoria and my last name is Secret and I was really made in Mexico! Who knew?!

Jay
09-08-2005, 09:39 PM
Daaaaaaamn.

Stay on the Ritalin, it makes you funnier. :D

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-08-2005, 10:50 PM
I have a family with nice racks....

SWEEET. :D :D :D

Myrsilus
09-09-2005, 12:06 AM
I have a family with nice racks....

SWEEET. :D :D :D
... erm...

Gettin' weird, this here board is.

D-pad
09-09-2005, 12:23 AM
Thats the kind of grandpa I want to be! That combined with D_Pad's avatar.
Lol.................

Shamu
09-09-2005, 12:26 AM
Jay, I'm not on my ritilin right now, that's pure me up there. Dunno if that's good or bad though...and if you're ever confused, really, check your underwear. I would have never known that I was handwash only. If only I'd known that sooner, maybe I wouldn't have shrunk in the dryer. ;)

Vocab sweetie, yes, the family does have some nice antlers above the fireplace don't we? Care for a rack of lamb? It's nice too :p

Fujin, the insanity continues, that's why we need you to save us...if you can! :confused:

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-09-2005, 12:29 AM
and if you're ever confused, really, check your underwear.

Vocab sweetie, yes, the family does have some nice antlers above the fireplace don't we? Care for a rack of lamb? It's nice too :p

My underwear's being homophobic. STOP CALLING ME A FRUIT, YOU WHITE-WASHED BANANA-HAMMOCK.

I want summadat rack of lamb.

Myrsilus
09-09-2005, 12:35 AM
Er... don't look at your relative's boobs. That's very very bad.

No really... Don't. x.x

sharpie
09-09-2005, 01:33 AM
Unfourtunatley boobs are like a really bad car wreck, we can't help but look.

Myrsilus
09-09-2005, 01:40 AM
Yeah but... Oh nevermind. Gaze away, you incestuous fiends. :p

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-09-2005, 01:41 AM
They're WAY better than Cars and Transformers put together.

Kiljou
09-09-2005, 01:42 AM
I have a family with nice racks....

SWEEET. :D :D :D

..........

*cough*Incestousfiend*cough hack*

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-09-2005, 01:49 AM
*Moving from Incest to Pedophilic acts*

Kiljou
09-09-2005, 01:51 AM
Hooooooo boy.....

There isn't a smilie to convey my face when I read that. :( Well, there's always that one....

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-09-2005, 02:14 AM
Screw it, back to non-perverted, non-incest, and non-pedophilic sexual behaviour!!!

The Divine Comedy
09-09-2005, 08:45 PM
Good vocab! *applauds* Have an e-cookie! *hands out e-cookies* :D

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-09-2005, 10:57 PM
*Masturbates gleefully*