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Decade
09-20-2006, 06:46 PM
BEIJING, China (AP) -- A drunken Chinese tourist bit a panda at the Beijing Zoo after the animal attacked him when he jumped into the enclosure and tried to hug it, state media said Wednesday.

Zhang Xinyan had drunk four pitchers of beer at a restaurant before "stumbling to the zoo" nearby and stopping off at the pen holding a sleeping 6-year-old male panda, Gu Gu, on Tuesday, the Beijing Morning Post said.

"He felt a sudden urge to touch the panda with his hand" and jumped over a waist-high railing down into the enclosure, the newspaper said. "When he got closer and was undiscovered, he reached out to hug it."

Startled, Gu Gu bit Zhang in the right leg, it said. Zhang, a 35-year-old migrant laborer from central Henan province, got angry and kicked the panda, who then bit his other leg. A tussle ensued, the paper said.

"I bit the fellow in the back," Zhang was quoted as saying in the newspaper. "Its skin was quite thick."

Other tourists yelled for a zookeeper, who soon got the panda under control by spraying it with water, reports said. Zhang was hospitalized.

Newspaper photographs showed Zhang lying on a hospital bed with blood-soaked bandages and several seams of stitches running down his leg.

The Beijing Youth Daily quoted Zhang, a father of two who was visiting Beijing for the first time, as saying that he had seen pandas on television and "they seemed to get along well with people."

"No one ever said they would bite people," Zhang said. "I just wanted to touch it. I was so dizzy from the beer. I don't remember much."

Ye Mingxia, a spokeswoman for the Beijing Zoo, confirmed the incident happened but would not give any details. She said Gu Gu was "healthy and uninjured."

"We're not considering punishing him now," Ye said in a telephone interview. "He's suffered quite a bit of shock."

China has more than 180 pandas living in captivity. A 2002 government census found there were just 1,596 pandas left in the wild.

But state media has said a new study by Chinese and British scientists has found there might be as many as 3,000.

In 2003, a college student trying to take a photo of a panda in the Beijing Zoo jumped into the enclosure and broke his bones in the fall, the Beijing Morning Post said.

It did not say which panda it was or if it attacked the student.


http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/09/20/panda.bite.ap/index.html

Who the fuck bites a panda?

MeneerDijk
09-20-2006, 06:50 PM
Wasn't there some guy thinking he was protected by god from lions, and got mauled by them some time ago?

King Kong
09-20-2006, 07:42 PM
Never fuck with a Panda. Especially you hippies.

Shishio
09-20-2006, 10:48 PM
Who the fuck bites a panda?

People who feel compelled to molest them upon becoming drunk, apparently.

Mechs
09-20-2006, 10:55 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/09/20/panda.bite.ap/index.html

Who the fuck bites a panda?

Apparently that guy :). Hopefully he'll be ok, but unfortunately he's probably going to get some jail time if Chinese laws are somewhat like ours.

Neon Pink Shoehorn
09-23-2006, 07:04 PM
you know, I wonder when he saw pandas with people on television?

I Like Shinny!
09-23-2006, 07:11 PM
He bit the panda back! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Soli
09-23-2006, 07:34 PM
I want to hug a panda!

oneangrybeaver
09-24-2006, 04:04 AM
HA! That's awesome. I wish someone got some footage, the rights to which could be bought by the producers of When Cutey-Wutey Cuddly-Fuddly Things Fight Back.

CrazyAce86
09-24-2006, 05:07 AM
What I find funny is that he copped to it and almost sounded proud of it.

Poor China. They might have a larger population, but that just means they have a larger percentage of idiots.

Apotheosis
09-25-2006, 12:10 AM
That panda needs psychiatric counseling. Who does he think he is?

Xephon
09-25-2006, 03:54 AM
I read in another article that the panda refused to eat for about a week because of that dude. What a pussy. No wonder they're almost extinct. :P

RandomPasserby
09-25-2006, 08:44 AM
I read in another article that the panda refused to eat for about a week because of that dude. What a pussy. No wonder they're almost extinct. :P
Not a pussy, just that once you taste human flesh, bamboo isn't that great!

Cool Bones
09-25-2006, 02:53 PM
What I find funny is that he copped to it and almost sounded proud of it.

Poor China. They might have a larger population, but that just means they have a larger percentage of idiots.

:clap: YOU wiN at tHe mAteMatikz

If you have 100 000 persons and 70% of them are idiot, what will happen if you add 100 000 more persons with the same amount of idiots? You will have 200 000 persons and 70% of idiots.
Unless there is a bigger or lesser concentration of idiots in the second sample, it will not even affect the percentage at all.

UNREFINED SARCASM
09-25-2006, 03:12 PM
^HuH too complicated for me to understand. I think you should dumb it down for the 70% idiot population.

Cool Bones
09-25-2006, 03:20 PM
Because of your user name I'm not sure if you are serious or not but I will explain again anyway.

She thinks because there are more people in China than in America, it means that there is a bigger % of idiots in China.

Let's say that 70% of the population of this planet is stupid and that it's the same % for every country.
70% of America is stupid and 70% of China is stupid.
If there is 10 persons in america and 100 persons in China, it means there is 7dumb persons in america and 70 dumb persons in China.

Conclusion: Even if there are more idiots in China (because there is more people in China), there is still 70% of idiots in both countries.

MSquared
09-30-2006, 05:17 AM
What I find funny is that he copped to it and almost sounded proud of it.

Poor China. They might have a larger population, but that just means they have a larger percentage of idiots.

That doesn't even make sense

Kusoyaro
09-30-2006, 05:18 AM
Your logic is flawed CrazyAce86!
EDIT> If that IS your real name!

SlickWilly440
10-01-2006, 06:03 AM
One of main features of a panda is to look cute, so unsuspected prey are suddenly obligated to hug the cuddily little beast and that is when the bear strikes to catch it's food.....LOL

Mechs
10-01-2006, 07:06 PM
One of main features of a panda is to look cute, so unsuspected prey are suddenly obligated to hug the cuddily little beast and that is when the bear strikes to catch it's food.....LOL

I thought Pandas were vegetarians and only ate bamboo??

Idlethought
10-01-2006, 07:53 PM
I think what Crazy Ace meant was the larger population makes for a larger AMOUNT of idiots, assuming that the percentage of idiots per population stays the same. Still though, kinda funny that the person making such a comment about idiots was wrong.

Jon885
10-02-2006, 05:57 AM
i would also like to hug a baby panda. they're so cute. but i wouldn't do it..or maybe i would if i was really drunk. so i'll probably never go to the zoo after drinking.

Kass
10-02-2006, 01:45 PM
Why do people forget that Pandas are BEARS. Just like any other bear, they don't like to be messed with by people and will bite.

The drunk moron deserved to get bit. Twice.

Riinuka
10-04-2006, 12:35 AM
The thing is...

How plastered was he after the incident (and taking questions from reporters) to comment that the thing's skin on its back was "very thick"? Wasn't he concerned about having his legs bitten?