Team Anti-Vicks/La Resistance

[MajorProblem]

Never shall we be one of them! WHO'S WITH ME?!

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

[Tssss..]

i'll join the resistance. :)

[Iekleane]

i'll join the resistance. :)

But you were a follower!

[CorSec]

I am in as long as I get a dragunov sniper rifle.

[Arvynia]

she did it because MP was alone.

[CorSec]

But you were a follower!

Obviously, she is a traitor. What do we do with traitors?

[MajorProblem]

Obviously, she is a traitor. What do we do with traitors?
BURNING AT THE STAKE! Ready the timber!

[ellie]

I will do what Tssss does. So I am a resistor and a follower. What a paradox.

[Iekleane]

BURNING AT THE STAKE! Ready the timber!

we tape them having hot sex with a woman?

[CorSec]

BURNING AT THE STAKE! Ready the timber!

Ok, just let me cut some trees down.

**Goes to get a chainsaw**

[MajorProblem]

There cannot be both, only true believers in our cause shall fight this holy war against this terrible foe!
VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

[MajorProblem]

These are the times that try mens' souls, comrades. Soon, the followers of the evil Fujin will overrun our remaining outposts of the people. We must continue the fight underground! No house unoccupied, guard free of harassment by our glorius fighters! We shall find any and all followers and destroy them! FIGHT MY LOYAL COMRADES!

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

[h2orowe]

I'm in it if Tsss... is plus I love paradoxes... Off to join the Followers!

[Tssss..]

lol. i've started a trend!!!! :)

[Shamu]

I can't condone this thread because Fujin is my e-little brother.

[Joe]

A resistor is a device used to control current in an electric circuit by providing resistance.
A resister: To strive to fend off or offset the actions, effects, or force of.

[Benaire]

Yeah Tssss H20 follow mother I dont believe either of you should should be worshiping or resisting family.

[Tssss..]

:(

*tamely follows benaire* come on h2o, ellie, lets go get cookies at fujins! :)

[MajorProblem]

A resistor is a device used to control current in an electric circuit by providing resistance.
A resister: To strive to fend off or offset the actions, effects, or force of.
shhhhhh...

[ellie]

Yep, sorry, I must go be a follower. Off I go, following the other followers to the followers thread.

[MajorProblem]

Do Not Be Corrupted By Their Lies!

Vive La Resistance!

[Shamu]

I'm baking brownies over at the Fujin followers thread! I'm such a good e-mom! :p

[h2orowe]

:(

*tamely follows benaire* come on h2o, ellie, lets go get cookies at fujins! :)
! Woo! Cookies!

[akitaka]

Resistor.

Until that dummy gets his picture up, I'll remain a defacto anti-Fujinist.




So come on, chum. Picky up.

[Urban~Ninja]

I choose this team, i'll bring the dip for the meetings, also as a team we use the car pool lane.

[MajorProblem]

We may not have cookies, but at least we won't insert mind-controlling drugs into them.

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

[akitaka]

Come on, punks. The follower's thread is winning on the post count. My karate keys and I aren't happy.

[MajorProblem]

Akitaka, you are now third in command as 1st Lieutenant

[akitaka]

Ok, skippy. Who's second? Because apparently he/she isn't devoted enough to post.

[MajorProblem]

CorSec, we're in IRC

[CorSec]

irc.blitzed.net #op9
(the somewhat offical op9 chat room.)

But yeah, I am second.

[MajorProblem]

*bump*
VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

[Urban~Ninja]

Mega BUMP.

I can only bump her so much without double posting!

Come On Boys We Have to Take the Hill!

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Fujin ain't God, he's another Human being like us.

COMMIE PRIDE.

[h2orowe]

*Kicks the thread*
Attack!
For the horde!

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

*Kicks the thread*
Attack!
For the horde!

*E-Pokes h2orowe with penis*

FOR THA ROYALLLTEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Mechs]

Hey Major....why you resisting against.....who again?

[Jay]

In resistance of both of the groups related to Fujin, I present to you: Team Anti-Vicks.

Join us in Team Anti-Vicks! We stand for naught but laughing at people who have been stupid enough to use Vicks as a lube!

Go you good thing.

[Stephy]

Your so weird :p

[Iekleane]

Hes just doing it so that he can have sex with his followers.

[Josh]

Yeah! Woot! Join Team Anti-Vicks! Full Dental Coverage. Not to mention we have our own paint-made flag. Besides, I annexed Az into my team last night. Can you fight against Az? I think not!

[Iekleane]

Yeah! Woot! Join Team Anti-Vicks! Full Dental Coverage. Not to mention we have our own paint-made flag. Besides, I annexed Az into my team last night. Can you fight against Az? I think not!

Az has let the power sorrupt him! He needs the light of Fujin to bring him from the dark pit that you threw him into! Fujin will save you from the total damnation that you are attempting to spread.

Besides in we give you free pron!

[Shamu]

Aw! Jay, do want to be adopted into the family too? We'll find a place for you!
There's always room for more in the fam! You could be another one of my e-little brothers! :p

[Benaire]

Sure if you dont like that i can take you as a e-brother =)

[Jay]

Aw! Jay, do want to be adopted into the family too? We'll find a place for you!
There's always room for more in the fam! You could be another one of my e-little brothers! :p

Sure, I'll be the one who rains some pain down on people who do wrong by you. Like a TRUE brother. :p

[Jay]

Your so weird :p

I still win. :D

[Benaire]

You also get milk and cookies Shamu is a great baker..... so am I =)

[Iekleane]

I still win. :D

No you don't! By going against Fujin you will freeze in eternal damnation!

[Josh]

Team Anti-Vicks shall fight you on the beaches and in the streets and across those aformentioned streets then again on the beaches but only in the summer because otherwise the water would be too cold. During the winter we shall fight you by the fire. We shall never give up! TEAM ANTI-VICKS!

[Jay]

No you don't! By going against Fujin you will freeze in eternal damnation!

How the hell would YOU know? This is between me and her; butt out.

[Stephy]

I still win. :D

Didn't we have this talk. It's a tie, unless your being a gentlemen. Then you would let me win. (because I did)

[Iekleane]

Team Anti-Vicks shall fight you on the beaches and in the streets and across those aformentioned streets then again on the beaches but only in the summer because otherwise the water would be too cold. During the winter we shall fight you by the fire. We shall never give up! TEAM ANTI-VICKS!

And we will win because Fujin never shys away from anything! We will defeat you for trying to opress our religion!

[Jay]

Didn't we have this talk. It's a tie, unless your being a gentlemen. Then you would let me win. (because I did)

You did not! You totally backed down!

[Josh]

Team Anti-Vicks is a very understanding group. We will accept your religion if you all stand down and let Jay tear you apart. Then we can talk peace and then eventually we can all live happily.

[Iekleane]

Team Anti-Vicks is a very understanding group. We will accept your religion if you all stand down and let Jay tear you apart. Then we can talk peace and then eventually we can all live happily.

Never! The only people that will tear our religion apart our the stupid people that take it too seriosly!

[Stephy]

Team Anti-Vicks is a very understanding group. We will accept your religion if you all stand down and let Jay tear you apart. Then we can talk peace and then eventually we can all live happily.

We can't live happily ever after, if Jay won't admit he lost to me. (or tied in the least) I didn't back down Jay, I just thought it was pointless to keep going...

[Josh]

Or I could do it and save you the time instead of a great divided church of pegans! Pegans and Blashphemers!

[Jay]

We can't live happily ever after, if Jay won't admit he lost to me. (or tied in the least) I didn't back down Jay, I just thought it was pointless to keep going...

Therefore you lose!

Admit it and we can get on with life.

[Joe]

I'm afraid that tearing down our religion would prove to be most difficult, as the numbers currently stand 6 to 1.

[Iekleane]

Or I could do it and save you the time instead of a great divided church of pegans! Pegans and Blashphemers!

Never! It is my duty as Prophet to make stupid rules for the religion to follow so it is my sole responsibility to make the religion tear itself apart!

[Stephy]

Therefore you lose!

Admit it and we can get on with life.

Ugh! Your impossible! :p

and I follow Fujin, so ha. :)

[Iekleane]

Ugh! Your impossible! :p

and I follow Fujin, so ha. :)

Good choice sweety, because in Fujin you will always win.

[Josh]

I've got more than 2 members. Its just an illusion to make you think otherwise. So Ha!

[Joe]

That still makes it 3 to 1

[Shamu]

Vocab, as your e-mother, I strongly suggest that you get on over to the Fujin followers thread. And e-mommy still has cookies! ;)

[Jay]

I'm afraid that tearing down our religion would prove to be most difficult, as the numbers currently stand 6 to 1.

6-2, Josh is on my side.

Me and Josh can take down anyone.

[Stephy]

Vocab, as your e-mother, I strongly suggest that you get on over to the Fujin followers thread. And e-mommy still has cookies! ;)

And her cookies are very good. I snuck a few from the cookie jar. :)

[Jay]

Ugh! Your impossible! :p

No, you just won't admit to being wrong.

[Josh]

*cough* Jay is on my side. I am the team anti-vicks creator. Jay you are the Grand General of my Armies. And until others come along you also command the Supreme Air Force and the Grand Navy.

[Jay]

*cough* Jay is on my side. I am the team anti-vicks creator. Jay you are the Grand General of my Armies. And until others come along you also command the Supreme Air Force and the Grand Navy.

You trying to steal my glory now?

I made the thread, bitch, I created the team. Get the fuck behind me.

[Josh]

I created the team. You just beat me to the thread. Be happy you are my trusted confidant and the Supreme Commander of my Armies, Navy and Air Force.

[Jay]

Where's your proof?

[Joe]

6-2, Josh is on my side.

Me and Josh can take down anyone.

Jay, we have 14 followers, 12 at the time I posted that. You have 2. Now it is 7 to 1.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Jay, we have 14 followers, 12 at the time I posted that. You have 2. Now it is 7 to 1.

Let me kill them now! Get it over and done with while they are still weak!

[Josh]

*Executes Jay* It was my team... Mine and Mine alone. You had everything but you got greedy!

[Jay]

Oh, I get it. Sorry, brain fart.

I'll go solo then. I'll take out all of your 14 followers with well-placed sniper bullets. The first one is reserved for Josh though.

Tsk, all this in-fighting. Just let it go, Josh, admit it wasn't even your idea and stop trying to take the glory.

[Stephy]

Oh, I get it. Sorry, brain fart.

I'll go solo then. I'll take out all of your 14 followers with well-placed sniper bullets.

As a follower of Fujin, I could take you down easily Jay. :p

No fair! Weapons are bad.

[Josh]

However, it was my idea. You are now a wanted man jay. Live your last days to their fullest.

[Jay]

As a follower of Fujin, I could take you down easily Jay. :p

You?

Hell, I'd probably LET you take me down. *sly grin*

[Jay]

However, it was my idea. You are now a wanted man jay. Live your last days to their fullest.

How are you still talking? I've already taken you out with a well-placed sniper bullet.

[MajorProblem]

Hey Major....why you resisting against.....who again?
We are resisting evil forces of tyranny aka the Nazi cultists aka the Followers of Fujin

[Josh]

It was my body double. I have many. Haha!

[MajorProblem]

It is official, TAV and the Resistance shall fight side-by-side in this glorious war of ours!

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

[Jay]

It is official, TAV and the Resistance shall fight side-by-side in this glorious war of our!

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

It's official! Yes, we shall lead side by side to the greater victory of the world!

[Jay]

It's official! Let TA-V and the Fujin Resistance fight side by side for the greater glory of the world!

I hereby declare us to be joint leaders in this great and glorious partnership.

[Stephy]

It's official! Let TAV and the Fujin Resistance fight side by side for the greater glory of the world!

I hereby declare us to be joint leaders in this great and glorious partnership.

Pfft, we the followers of Fujin can still win, :p

[Joe]

Even with them combined, our forces outnumber them 2.5 to 1

[Josh]

Guards get Jay! Have him executed! He is nothing but a fool who claims to own TAV!

OH EXECUTED!

Josh is the one true ruler of TAV and that is how it shall remain!

[MajorProblem]

You cannot crush us! You must kill every last one of us , but we must merely topple your deadly regime of terror!

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

[Iekleane]

You cannot crush us! You must kill every last one of us , but we must merely topple your deadly regime of terror!

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!


You have Jay on your side and you think our regime is a terror? Boy do you got it wrong.

[Joe]

You have Jay on your side and you think our regime is a terror? Boy do you got it wrong.
HAHAHAHA, very nicely put.

[MajorProblem]

TAV and La Resistance are now allies in the fight against the common enemy, Fujin. We shall never give up our rights as citizens of Outpost Nine! We shall organize here.

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

[Jay]

Now you're having a fantasy. The guards wouldn't follow you even if I DID die and delegate the leadership over to you, which WON'T happen.

[Josh]

Wait wait hold on. Jay. I offer you a truce. We are both against the Church. Why not put aside our differences. We shall both rule over TAV and share equal responsibility. All this in-fighting is tearing us apart. I offer to share my power with you... Do you accept?

[MajorProblem]

La Resistance and TAV are now in one thread.

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

[Jay]

You have Jay on your side and you think our regime is a terror? Boy do you got it wrong.

Who said it was a reign of terror?

This is a DICTATORSHIP, not a TERRORIST ORGANISATION.

[Jay]

On three, everyone: VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

[Iekleane]

Who said it was a reign of terror?

This is a DICTATORSHIP, not a TERRORIST ORGANISATION.

Fujin is our god therefore whatever he says means nothing. It is all the leaders of our religions combined oppinions that make up our rule not just one mans.

[MajorProblem]

VIVE not VIVA

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

[Josh]

Jay... Do you accept my offer of Co-Consulship? It is the only way. I offer to share TAV 50/50.

[MajorProblem]

Fujin is our god therefore whatever he says means nothing. It is all the leaders of our religions combined oppinions that make up our rule not just one mans.
Then why do you worship him?

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

[Iekleane]

Then why do you worship him?

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

Because it gives us power of the people. I mean come on when has a god actually meant anything to a religion?

[Jay]

Jay... Do you accept my offer of Co-Consulship? It is the only way. I offer to share TAV 50/50.

Hmmm... Let me think on that.

No, I have decided to reject your request, because I don't think you need to get your hands on any of that gear.

[Jay]

Fujin is our god therefore whatever he says means nothing. It is all the leaders of our religions combined oppinions that make up our rule not just one mans.

This is exactly why I'm working to wipe out the Followers of Fujin. Because this man isn't a God, you only think he's a God and you're letting him kick you around and make you follow his ideals! It's a false religion, can't you see that?!

[Josh]

Jay I am the true creator of TAV no matter what you say. I believe my offer is fair and if you truely wish to decline then I must declare you an enemy of the state. I give you one last chance. Think carefully. Besides, I now have proof of my ownership.

[Jay]

Jay I am the true creator of TAV no matter what you say. I believe my offer is fair and if you truely wish to decline then I must declare you an enemy of the state. I give you one last chance. Think carefully.

Fine, I'll accept your request. I do the legwork, you do the paperwork.

But don't even THINK of requesting anything else! :mad:

[Jiant Flying Panda]

I smell a civil war brewing within the ranks of the TAV & Resitance alliance....

This will work in our favor.

PS: Jay.... If you don't like it here.... The doors of the FoF are always open to new recruits..... Just thought I'd let you know.....

[Josh]

Its 50/50 both ways. We are both public figures now and we both do legwork and paperwork. Thats how it works. But im glad to hear you accept. I do look forward to working with you on the conquest of the Church of Fujin.

[MeneerDijk]

whoppee FINALLY brothers against the evil Fujin, we will rise from the seas and CRUSH the enemy, we will let the fire of the people burn fiercly once more! Brothers and sisters! grab your swords, drums and flags, the resistance will make a triumphant push and free the world of tyrranny! ALL SAY HURRAH HURRAH HURRAH!!!

ps.s. i want the job of speechwriter withing the no-vicks movement

[MajorProblem]

This is TAV business, not RESISTANCE business. Nevertheless, it is worrisome that civil war might erupt...

[Jay]

I smell a civil war brewing within the ranks of the TAV & Resitance alliance....

No. We share the duties evenly. Each group has a say on the matter and we come to a decision diplomatically.

[Josh]

Sure thing. Welcome to the team MeneerDijk.

[Josh]

Yes. Jay and I share our work evenly and our groups, La Resistance and TAV, do the same as well.

[Jay]

Sure thing. Welcome to the team MeneerDijk.

I accept your request to join me as leader of the anti-Fujin movement, also called Team Anti-Vicks.

But that's your request well all dried up, son.

Welcome aboard, MeneerDijk!

[MajorProblem]

ATTENTION PLEASE: La Resistance has too few members, so we shall fight under the flag of Team Anti-Vicks. This does not mean we obey them. We simply cannot fight independent.

[Iekleane]

This is exactly why I'm working to wipe out the Followers of Fujin. Because this man isn't a God, you only think he's a God and you're letting him kick you around and make you follow his ideals! It's a false religion, can't you see that?!

We worship him as a god and all the rules were made by us not him! Jeeze don't you know anything about religions. Fujin is just the figurehead its us that control everything.

[Jay]

I announce my TAV/La Resistance membership.

Everyone do the same please.

[MeneerDijk]

There i merged the threads for extra strength... VIVE LE RESISTANCE VIVE LE REPLUBLIQUE VIVE LE MICROWAVE!

[Jay]

Yes, vive la microvawe!

[MajorProblem]

I am the leader of La Resistance, TAV's underground militia movement.

[Stephy]

I swear I heard my dad says this before but, "Your resistance is futile." :cool:

[MajorProblem]

Shylilsweety, if you join, we will not have the dishonor of jailing you once this horrible war is over.

[Jay]

Shylilsweety, join our ranks now and we will lavish upon you all the riches and wealth your female heart desires.

[Stephy]

Shylilsweety, join our ranks now and we will lavish upon you all the riches and wealth your female heart desires.

Sounds like a good offer, but I could never bring myself to go against Fujin. He called me a sweety more than once. :D

[MajorProblem]

He is merely trying to tempt you to become his sex slave

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Sounds like a good offer, but I could never bring myself to go against Fujin. He called me a sweety more than once. :D

Yeah and besides your awesome e-brother is with the loyalist..... I meen FoF. Aswell as your entire e-family.

[Jay]

Sounds like a good offer, but I could never bring myself to go against Fujin. He called me a sweety more than once. :D

I will call you sweety without prompting AND when you want me to.

Please, consider it.

[MajorProblem]

Yeah and besides your awesome e-brother is with the loyalist..... I meen FoF. Aswell as your entire e-family.
See? Your family has abandoned you, they are now under control. You can still save yourself! We can be your new family!

[Iekleane]

We take good care of our members! They get all the cookies and other stuff they want thanks to the awesome Shamu!

[Stephy]

We take good care of our members! They get all the cookies and other stuff they want thanks to the awesome Shamu!

and cookies do sound good!

[Jiant Flying Panda]

I will call you sweety without prompting AND when you want me to.

Please, consider it.

I call you Stephanie. I treat you like a real human being.

See? Your family has abandoned you, they are now under control. You can still save yourself! We can be your new family!

We didn't abandon here. She has always been part of the FoF. You guys are just brainwashing her into thinking the resitance is just and right.

[MajorProblem]

Those cookies have mind controlling substances! Besides, I make cookies too, and pie! And punch!

[Jay]

We take good care of our members! They get all the cookies and other stuff they want thanks to the awesome Shamu!

We treat our members to riches and everything their heart desires.

If their heart desires food, our cook whips whatever they want up in a heartbeat. We don't have to suffer the indignity of having food we may not even want forced upon us.

WE KNOW THE TRUTH! Those cookies Shamu makes have mind controlling substances in them. That is why they keep going back to FoF!

Thank you MajorProblem for pointing that out!

[Iekleane]

Those cookies have mind controlling substances! Besides, I make cookies too, and pie! And punch!

Me Shamu and Ben make those foods do you really think that I would waste my time using mind controlling substances to get her to join Fujin? I could be using them for much better things. But I don't have any and I'm not that kind of person. SO anyone that joins joins of their own free will.

[Stephy]

I just realized something. Fujin is not even online... whose idea was this again? XD.

[Iekleane]

I just realized something. Fujin is not even online... whose idea was this again? XD.
I stated that Fujin was a god a while ago but Joe actually started the following.

[Jay]

I just realized something. Fujin is not even online... whose idea was this again? XD.

Well, I started the Anti-Fujin Movement if that's what you mean. Also known as Team Anti-Vicks.

[MajorProblem]

Shylilsweety, will you want to tell your children that sided with the forces of tyranny and oppressed your own people...FOR COOKIES?! We have not the best cookies, but I'll tell you what we do have: punch and pie!

[Jay]

And if you want cookies, cookies that don't have brain-controlling enzymes in them, we shall order in a cook to bake them for you!

[MajorProblem]

Edit: deleted, to save Meneer's bandwidth, sorry :)

EDIT by meneerdijk just use this url: http://history.hanover.edu/courses/excerpts/111chur.html
and replaze nazi with Fujin :D

[Stephy]

XD That's hilarious!

I love the part where he has an innocent, Thank you near the end.

[Jay]

XD That's hilarious!

I love the part where he has an innocent, Thank you near the end.

We have more and better cookies and everything you could ever desire!

Join us, before it's too late.

[Stephy]

We have more and better cookies and everything you could ever desire!

Join us, before it's too late.

Betrayal will surely ruin my reputation. :)

[Jay]

Betrayal will surely ruin my reputation. :)

Don't think of your reputation. We can hide you better than ANY witness protection service, so don't be worried about betrayal.

You have made the right choice. Welcome to our ranks; we shall now go announce you publicly.

[MajorProblem]

Do not worry, you have a small army to protect you!

[Iekleane]

Betrayal will surely ruin my reputation. :)

Do not listen to his serpent tongue! He means to drag you away from the rightful leader. Fight his temptation and the light shall shine gloriosly on you!

[Mechs]

Looks like we got a new Winston Churchill here :D.

EDIT: GAHH! I was to slow :o.

[Jay]

Do not listen to his serpent tongue! He means to drag you away from the rightful leader. Fight his temptation and the light shall shine gloriosly on you!

This is exactly what I'm trying to free you from, Sweety! Listen to these atrocious lies spewing forth and tainting everyone. Just listen!

Fujin is a tyrant. He is a self-proclaimed God and he must be destroyed.

[Stephy]

You have made the right choice. Welcome to our ranks; we shall now go announce you publicly.

Oh don't do that, I haven't decided yet if betrayal is actually worth it.

[Iekleane]

This is exactly what I'm trying to free you from, Sweety! Listen to these atrocious lies spewing forth and tainting everyone. Just listen!

Fujin is a tyrant. He is a self-proclaimed God and he must be destroyed.

Fujin does not claim himself as a god! I claimed him to be a god and I would follow him to the edge of the world and over! Your sick fight against him is for your own personal gain! We care about you sweety and all the other followers do not shun our love but embrace it stay with us and watch as he fails his fight against us.

[Jay]

Oh don't do that, I haven't decided yet if betrayal is actually worth it.

Please, I beg of you. Listen to me. If you join our ranks, my finest lieutenants will form a human shield around you.

You must fight the tyranny that is FoF.

[Stephy]

Please, I beg of you. Listen to me. If you join our ranks, my finest lieutenants will form a human shield around you.

You must fight the tyranny that is FoF.

But Fujin is so nice. Can't we just do this over a friendly card game. :D

(plus I have a good rank in the Followers of Fujin... :p )

[Iekleane]

Please, I beg of you. Listen to me. If you join our ranks, my finest lieutenants will form a human shield around you.

You must fight the tyranny that is FoF.

Look at how he treats life! He cares nothing for his followers and will waste their lives just to pull people away from the rightful lord. What would you expect from a man that does that! He will use you the same way. While Fujin will allow you to live however you want. Do not leave the freedom of Fujin for the opression of Jay!

[MajorProblem]

But Fujin is so nice. Can't we just do this over a friendly card game. :D

(plus I have a good rank in the Followers of Fujin... :p )
I have thousands of men ready to die for you, join us!

[Jay]

But Fujin is so nice. Can't we just do this over a friendly card game. :D

(plus I have a good rank in the Followers of Fujin... :p )

You will receive an equal or higher rank when you join us.

Look at how he treats life! He cares nothing for his followers and will waste their lives just to pull people away from the rightful lord. What would you expect from a man that does that! He will use you the same way. While Fujin will allow you to live however you want. Do not leave the freedom of Fujin for the opression of Jay!

My finest lieutenants are robots, you fool. Do you really think I would treat life with such contempt? Nay! For my lieutenents have robotic limbs and bodies, and they shall form a human shield just to protect our key members.

[Iekleane]

You will receive an equal or higher rank when you join us.



My finest lieutenants are robots, you fool. Do you really think I would treat life with such contempt? Nay! For my lieutenents have robotic limbs and bodies, and they shall form a human shield just to protect our key members.

What about the rights of these robots? Fujin would never treat anything with the contempt you do! Your robots only follow you becaue of programing but Fujin will give them free will and allow them to follow him.

[Jay]

What about the rights of these robots? Fujin would never treat anything with the contempt you do! Your robots only follow you becaue of programing but Fujin will give them free will and allow them to follow him.

My robots are not programmed. They are free to do as theu please, and they follow me because they in their higher knowledge know that I am the leader of the future.

And do not associate MajorProblem's ideals with my own; for he simply fights under my flag. His men may well be willing to die, but I do not order my troops, they choose to place themselves in this situation and fight alongside me.

[Iekleane]

My robots are not programmed. They are free to do as theu please, and they follow me because they in their higher knowledge know that I am the leader of the future.

And do not associate MajorProblem's ideals with my own; for he simply fights under my flag. His men may well be willing to die, but I do not order my troops, they choose to place themselves in this situation and fight alongside me.

You are both have been lead astray come to Fujin and let his light shine upon you. Do not let your spirit be destroyed by your hatred Fujin can save it so come with us.

[Jay]

You are both have been lead astray come to Fujin and let his light shine upon you. Do not let your spirit be destroyed by your hatred Fujin can save it so come with us.

I have little hatred, only for the false God that is Fujin.

[Iekleane]

Aslong as Fujin has followers he is a god! Do not fight him but instead embrace him.

[MajorProblem]

My men CHOOSE to die for their cause. Of course I DON'T fill their lives with propaganda. just remember this: I promise NOT to be Stalin, which is more than Fujin can say for himself

[Iekleane]

Fujin is sitting in his golden pallace and laughing at you attempts to discredit him! Do not tempt our followers we are loyal to Fujin and embrace his love. Just because you can't see that he loves you don't fight against him just wait for it.

[Jay]

Aslong as Fujin has followers he is a god! Do not fight him but instead embrace him.

I have followers but I don't consider myself a God.

See how he is opressing you?!

[MajorProblem]

Your idol offers false hope, quit now, or be forever enslaved by his "love."

[Iekleane]

You have false followers! Fujins followers have declared him as a god. Not the other way around.

[Jay]

Fujins followers have declared him as a god.

...because he told them to.

I have the audio, I can prove it.

[Iekleane]

...because he told them to.

I have the audio, I can prove it.

You are wrong. I declared him as a god long before any of the others and I did it with no prior request.

[Jay]

You are wrong. I declared him as a god long before any of the others and I did it with no prior request.

I have the audio that goes back to ancient times before you were even created, Little One.

It's true. I snuck into his office and stole it while he was out.

[Mushu]

As long i can do what i want when im not needed and can interact and hit on the followers of fujin ill join. If some of them or all they need killing, ill grief for them but it will be done.

[Iekleane]

I have the audio that goes back to ancient times before you were even created, Little One.

It's true. I snuck into his office and stole it while he was out.

He was alive in olden times so you have done nothing but strengthen my beleif!

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Let me join the anti-group.

SEIG HEIL!

[Josh]

As long as I control TAV we shall fight Fujin. No matter where the battle may take place. We have already planted the seeds of doubt among the followers of Fujin and soon they shall rise against you and join TAV as they were meant to.

Be not fooled by the teachings of a false god.

Ah yes, welcome to the team Vocab. Jay and I are glad to have you.

[Iekleane]

As long as I control TAV we shall fight Fujin. No matter where the battle may take place. We have already planted the seeds of doubt among the followers of Fujin and soon they shall rise against you and join TAV as they were meant to.

Be not fooled by the teachings of a false god.

Haha, you are a fool none of our followers beleive your lies. You are angry that you cannot see his love of you but it is there just look for it and you shall find it.

[Josh]

I want no part of man-love.... Anyway, we shall still fight you! Say what you will. I know the followers of TAV are not so stupid as you may think. They will never fall for these lies your spew for your false god.

[Iekleane]

I speak these truths in the hope of saving you from damnation. Do not let your hatred cloud your mind Fujin can help you cleanse your sprit.

[Josh]

If Fujin is salvation then I choose damnation. Whats right is right and whats wrong is wrong and clearly Fujin is wrong. So Ha! I win!

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

That's it, I had it with Fujin Followers.

KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU!!

*poof*

http://www.manor.org/~butcher/images/evil%20cat.jpg

[Iekleane]

If Fujin is salvation then I choose damnation. Whats right is right and whats wrong is wrong and clearly Fujin is wrong. So Ha! I win!

That view is what causes you from seeing the light! Do not shun Fujin just because of your selfish need to be right open your eyes and embrace the light.

[Shamu]

Vocab, please stop! Come home to e-mama! *hugs*. You know where you really belong. :( *wipes tear*

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Vocab, please stop! Come home to e-mama! *hugs*. You know where you really belong. :( *wipes tear*

I hope you never mention that box anymore.

[Iekleane]

Vocab, please stop! Come home to e-mama! *hugs*. You know where you really belong. :( *wipes tear*

Your complete disdain for FUjin is hurting the Shamu! This is why we need to start pushing for an all out war! We shall kill al those who oppose Fujin!

[akitaka]

We're at 8 pages. Good work, everyone.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

No, 10 pages.

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!!

[KujiInRetsu]

Explain to me why people are worshipping him like he's the almighty Voice of the Emperor or somesuch?

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Explain to me why people are worshipping him like he's the almighty Voice of the Emperor or somesuch?

'Cause he's the biggest fat dead-beat losers, and the other like him adore his powers (with no opposition to Shamu-mommy and Ate FireFly, 'cause they're pretty, just like that).

Edit: And Kuya Bung-hole.

[Iekleane]

Explain to me why people are worshipping him like he's the almighty Voice of the Emperor or somesuch?

Because he is awesome and you aren't.

That is all.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

'Cause he's the biggest fat dead-beat losers, and the other like him adore his powers (with no opposition to Shamu-mommy and Ate FireFly, 'cause they're pretty, just like that).

..... What about me? Im your kuya.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

..... What about me? Im your kuya.

Me = Edit.

[Shamu]

Vocab,you are making Shamu sad....
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/Shamu7/shamu1.jpg
Look she's crying now! :( You don't love your e-mom anymore do you?

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Vocab,you are making Shamu sad....
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/Shamu7/shamu1.jpg
Look she's crying now! :( You don't love your e-mom anymore do you?

Wow, they DO cry up a river.

[Iekleane]

*grabs Shamu and lets her cry on his shoulder*
There there, don't worry we will do the good old american thing and stick a dead animal in his bead while hes sleeping.

[Marblehead]

**walks into the thread carrying a spam cannon**

**looks around**


**scratches his nose**

Anybody seen Jay?

[Shamu]

Jay went to bed early I think, otherwise he would have replied to the me in a bikini pics bribe... :p

[Marblehead]

Jay went to bed early I think, otherwise he would have replied to the me in a bikini pics bribe... :p


Wow, that's what i get for going out and having a life on labour day. I miss bikini pics....oh well, I hit some golf balls and did some photography in downtown. That was way more fun. :D

[MajorProblem]

Marblehead, did you join a faction yet? If not, hurry and join La Resistance before you're corrupted by the cookies of temptation and come to the golden pie of Liberty

[Shamu]

I never posted any pics anyway, so yeah, you didn't miss much. And I was only in a bikini because it's Labor day and my little girl wanted me to play in the sprinkler with her. Long live Labor day!
My bribe still stands for Jay though :p

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Horray for Labour Day!

[Marblehead]

Didn't you read my other thread? One million Kopons will get you an assasination, or a kidnaping.


I only take Paypal.

[Iekleane]

I never posted any pics anyway, so yeah, you didn't miss much. And I was only in a bikini because it's Labor day and my little girl wanted me to play in the sprinkler with her. Long live Labor day!
My bribe still stands for Jay though :p

If it means I get to see those pics I will join the resistance aswell.

[Marblehead]

:D One million Kopons(this joke is flying over your head isn't it?) for bikini pic!!!

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

:D One million Kopons(this joke is flying over your head isn't it?) for bikini pic!!!

I'LL GIVE YOU 10 PORNO MAGAZINES AND A WHORE!!!

[akitaka]

I've read the support thread and found that Shamu is bating everyone with bikini images. I guess I've lost, then; I only joined because Fujin is being an ass of jack and won't post his mug like the rest of the bor...g..majority.

[Myrsilus]

o.o Yeah I am really pissing people off with my picture not being available.

My mug shall be unveiled soon!

[Iekleane]

o.o Yeah I am really pissing people off with my picture not being available.

My mug shall be unveiled soon!

And your followers will rejoice!

[akitaka]

More anticipation than the release of Starwars: Episode nil.

[MajorProblem]

I shall leave for an extended period of time. CorSec, if you see this, it is your job to ready the silos...*ahem*...refugee relief stations. If they aren't ready by Wednesday, then akitaka, you must ready the warhea...I mean, supplies.

[akitaka]

I don't need warheads. AZ has the largets nuclear power plant; all I have to do is get some waste and spread it with a crop-duster. While wearing a suit.

[Jay]

So what's happened with the TAV while I've been sleeping?

[StormShadow]

What does TAV stand for? How is Austria Jay?

[Jay]

What does TAV stand for?

Team Anti-Vicks. Now get out of our clubhouse.

How is Austria Jay?

How about you ASK them? You're closer to Austria than I am.

You're just sore all the chick don't want to go to Seattle. :p

[StormShadow]

I've been saying you live in Austria since way before then. And I think Austria is in bewtween us. I'm on the opposite end of America, on the Pacific. And some Canadian doesn't want to visit? American vintage is best, esp. the Korean-Amer. gals.

[Jay]

Jay went to bed early I think, otherwise he would have replied to the me in a bikini pics bribe... :p

Hang on, what? You have bikini pictures?

<--- wants to see. *grump*

[Stephy]

She is trying to bribe you to be a follower of Fujin, using the best teachniques that will work.... and it seem to be working since it got your attention. :p

[Jay]

She is trying to bribe you to be a follower of Fujin, using the best teachniques that will work.... and it seem to be working since it got your attention. :p

Damn straight it got my attention.

[akitaka]

You should wait, jay. AFTER she shows, then join. Or Half picture now, half later.

Otherwise she just won't show it.

[Jay]

You should wait, jay. AFTER she shows, then join. Or Half picture now, half later.

Otherwise she just won't show it.

...you're quite slow, you know that? :D

[akitaka]

Enlighten me, then. I'm too lazy to go to posts before page 9.

[Jay]

Enlighten me, then. I'm too lazy to go to posts before page 9.

She gave me e-pics in return for my allegiance. *big grin*

[akitaka]

Ahh. Thus the custom title change?

[Jay]

No.

That has a different message entirely.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Weenis into Virginia.