Followers of Fujin!

[Joe]

Hahaha! Ranking, destroyed!

[Iekleane]

I'm a follower of Fujin! Join the followers of Fujin! Fujin is god!

We're here, so why not join us?

Joe ~Chief Priest of Fujin

Screw you I'm the Pope of Fujin! I'm the one that got quoted in his sig!

[Stephy]

I follow the Fujin! :D

[MajorProblem]

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!


Never shall I become a subject of your tyranny!

[Arvynia]

sorry I'm atheist. But I like Fugin. :)

[Iekleane]

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!


Never shall I become a subject of your tyranny!

But Fujin gives you whiskey!

[Joe]

Tinkerbell is now an Arbiter!

[Tssss..]

i will follow fujin! :D

[Myrsilus]

sorry I'm atheist. But I like Fugin. :)
You can support our humanitarian movements or something.

[Joe]

Tssss is now an Arbiter!

[MajorProblem]

NEVER!


Vive la Resistance!

[ellie]

Oh pfft. Me too.

[Joe]

elliejay is now any Arbiter!

[MajorProblem]

You all shall feel my wrath!
Vive la Resistance!

[Janken]

I'm for Fujin. He gives me free weed.

[Joe]

Pseudonym is now an Arbiter!
The Arbiter positions have now been filled. New followers will be accepted at Associate rank.

[h2orowe]

No! Make me an Arbiter! I didn't know!

[Joe]

No entry granted, you are currently in the 'resistance' bugger off.

[Shamu]

Fujin is my e-little brother, therefore, I follow the Fujin!

[h2orowe]

I only joined cuz Tsss did! Rar!
I quit the resistance! I join the Followers... pleaaaaaaaaaase?

[Joe]

Shamu is now an Associate pending a promotion to Arbiter!

[Myrsilus]

Shamu is The Royal Overseer. She shall be one of the highest positions. Equal to you, Joe.

And H2O may join.

[h2orowe]

Rejection! Oh, what a familiar feeling. :(

edit: I'm let in! Fujin! Can I be the traveling musician of the group?! THe musician upon which all authority is layed?

[ellie]

I'm for Fujin. He gives me free weed.

Oh, there's free weed? Heck yeah! Yeah, I'm totally 100% Follower now.

[Myrsilus]

Rejection! Oh, what a familiar feeling. :(
I said you could join.

[Joe]

H2orowe is now an Associate pending promotion to Arbiter!

[Tssss..]

you haven't been rejected! :)

[h2orowe]

Edited to appropriateness...ness.

[MajorProblem]

Do not be corrupted by them, they offer false hope! My resistance movement is one for the people, and we will liberate ourselves soon. They must destroy us all to stop the resistance, but we must merely convert them.

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

[Myrsilus]

You continue to try to oppose my Followers. You wish to create discord. All my dominion is offering is a place to congregate and belong. Peace is our main goal, not opposition to you your organization. If you wish to oppose me, then such is your destiny.

That is all.

[Shamu]

Yeah! What he said! And I'm making brownies! *goes to kitchen to start baking*

[MajorProblem]

Your lies entertain me. I know your real plans for domination of this forum. I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES! You offer a place to belong, and people become happy. Then comes the brainwashing. They become mindless zombies doing your every will. They reject their mothers and fathers and join you for a place to "belong." Soon, everyone will belong, except for us, who yearn for FREEDOM!!!

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!!!

[Shamu]

AWWWW MP! You're so funny! Can I adopt you too? There's free milk and cookies if you do! :D
Besides, us Texans need to stick together ;)

[Benaire]

Damn it Im following my wife as always

[Joe]

Benaire is now an Associate pending promotion to Arbiter!

[MajorProblem]

AWWWW MP! You're so funny! Can I adopt you too? There's free milk and cookies if you do! :D
Besides, us Texans need to stick together ;)
No, you're one of THEM. You're a lost cause, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to kill you.

[akitaka]

So. Fujin.

Meet me at Las Cruzas, NM; I'll be the silver Camry. Follow me until we're in the middle of nowhere. Bring a shovel, too.




You know where I'm going with this, aren't you?

[h2orowe]

Follow the Fujin, he is a god amongst pee. XD OMG I ARE SO FUNNY

[Myrsilus]

So. Fujin.

Meet me at Las Cruzas, NM; I'll be the silver Camry. Follow me until we're in the middle of nowhere. Bring a shovel, too.




You know where I'm going with this, aren't you?
Sometimes violence may be the only path to bringing order...

[MajorProblem]

Sometimes violence may be the only path to bringing order...
PROOF! That slip-up has not gone unnoticed, you are already showing your imperialistic mindset!

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

[Myrsilus]

I favor peace above all, but I am not so ignorant to believe violence would never have to be a last resort.

You should be rallying your people in your cause and not trying to prove me to be a fake. Focus on your people.

[Tssss..]

fujin, perhaps we should prepare for violence from mp's camp....do we have weapons??

[Myrsilus]

All shall be given their weapon of choice, of course. We have the resources for such a task.

[Stephy]

Weapons and violence, doesn't sound nice...

[MajorProblem]

We only fight when provoked, we are simply preparing for preemptive attack

[Janken]

I have potatoes to stab people with.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

My wife, Aunts, Uncles, and Cousin is here....

Im sorry Josh..... But I am with Fujin on this one.

Besides..... Thse people are cooler :cool:

[akitaka]

You will kneel at the wrath of my keychain.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/robomop/spikekeychain.jpg

[Jiant Flying Panda]

What exactly is my role here Fujin?

YOU BETTER GIVE ME SOMETHING HIGH!!

[Joe]

Jiant Flying Panda is now an associate pending promotion to Arbiter in the church of Fujin!

[h2orowe]

My weapon is a bo staff.....

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Fujin Named me supreme commander of the military. Sweeeeeet. Just what I wanted.

I have the strategic mind of Napolean! The cretivity of Ceaser! And the charisma of Alexander!

In the end. I = teh 1337. We will win.....

[Myrsilus]

You would go against me akitaka? Hm... A shame.

[akitaka]

(leans back in chair)
(files nails)




(admires their prettiness).....







....yes. On the condition that you don't concede with my post in the epic resistance thread.


(swinging karate keys)

[Tssss..]

hmm...i don't really wanna be violent. but if i have to have a weapon....i wanna anaconda automatic. or whatever it is. :confused:

[Jiant Flying Panda]

You would go against me akitaka? Hm... A shame.

Shall I order my finest legion to dispose of him?.... And his family?

[akitaka]

My family is always out of the house. In fact two of them are out of state in a epee-fencing competition. I don't know where my sister is.

Hey your legion might stand a chance, though; my feet are sore from working yesterday.

[Myrsilus]

Akitaka... Do not oppose us. Join our forces, for I see you as a valuable asset to our dominion. If you would join us, I promise to grant you your own force to govern... You would have the frontlines if you desire such combat.

[MajorProblem]

No, Akitaka, you may receive greater power, but how can you tell your grandchildren that you fought the forces of liberty? How will you explain it?

[StormShadow]

To lazy to look through past posts. All I really am concerned with is if their is a head of a KGB/Gestapo type intelligent group? And if not, I want it. I promise no coups. That's a promise. All even be like Stalin and have people painted out of pictures, so they 'un-exist' entirely.

[Shamu]

Don't forget the cookies, brownies, and milk!!! That is the main perk of joining team Fujin!

[MajorProblem]

Do not let her Nazi brownies tempt you!

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

[Dresh]

Fujin is teh awesomecore, I would like to join the ranks of the followers!

[StormShadow]

See? With me as a lead in a Gerstapo type position, resistance would be futile. Much like the thought police, I too would stop all resistance in its tracks.

MajorProblem: You are a thought criminal

[MajorProblem]

See? With me as a lead in a Gerstapo type position, resistance would be futile. Much like the thought police, I too would stop all resistance in its tracks.

MajorProblem: You are a thought criminal
It's proof, they maintain stability through violence! Would an immortal allow this? I think not.

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

[StormShadow]

War is peace
Ignorance is strength
Slavery is freedom

[Tssss..]

haha........you can't brain wash me stormshadow. i read that book. I KNOW ABOUT THE RATS. *frantically looks around me for rats*

[Joe]

Dresh is now an Associate in the Church of Fujin!

[Joe]

StormShadow is now an Associate and Leader of the Gestapo for the Church of Fujin.

[h2orowe]

Ahh! I missed the reference! Poop!
Big Brother Un-Good.

[StormShadow]

haha........you can't brain wash me stormshadow. i read that book. I KNOW ABOUT THE RATS. *frantically looks around me for rats*

It's not just about rats. We find whatever you are afraid of. Why won't you stop resisting and admit that you love Big Brother Fujin?

[h2orowe]

Fujin is Big Brother!? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*Ducks under blanket, to hide from thought police*

[StormShadow]

Gestapo is such an ugly word. I would like to call it the 'Ministry of Associate Well Being'. Or the Ministry of Truth

[Tssss..]

.............oh dear god.

well, at least im not a prole and i'm not in the lower ministry. i'm in the higher ministry so i'm not concerned.

[h2orowe]

Can I be the higher ministry Fujin.... for if not. >.> <.<

[Tssss..]

i won't let them get you h2orowe

[h2orowe]

Yay! Wait.... how do I know you're not a traitor! GASP!

[Tssss..]

i would never be a traitor to the family.

[StormShadow]

Do I hear the ruminations of thought criminals? I WILL NOT have insubordination to our lord and master Fujin!
Ignorance is Strength
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom

[h2orowe]

Yay! Pfft, Tss is like my fave now. Prom date+Protector=Coolness.

[Myrsilus]

O.o I'm not a mind pirate. This world is made of love and peace.

[h2orowe]

Fujin! Can I have a special position?

[Myrsilus]

What do you want?

[Tssss..]

lmfao.....aw, fujin, you gave him special powers and now he's making you out to be the bad guy.

[h2orowe]

He's not the bad guy.
*Pistol to the back of the head*
I realize now.
I love Fujin.

THE END

Ha, Iunno just make some weird position for me pleeeeeeaaaaaaase?

[Myrsilus]

O.o ...

Jester?

[Mechs]

It's proof, they maintain stability through violence! Would an immortal allow this? I think not.

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

Commies!!!! :eek:

[Joe]

While our lord Fujin is mighty indeed, do not forget those above you who still have a lot of power when it comes to positions. Ask them before asking Fujin. I'm going to revamp the ranks now.

[Benaire]

Bwahahaha i may not have high rank but My e-wife is royal overseer and e-older sister to GOD and im brother inlaw with god!!! woohoo

[h2orowe]

I'm like god's nephew... so that like makes me Jesus's cousin?

[Joe]

h20rowe, why don't you chat in the chatroom with everyone?

[Tssss..]

yeah no kidding h2orowe

[h2orowe]

Can someone link me with some IRC client and the server? I don't have IRC :(

[Joe]

www.mirc.com Download it
Click file > server > add irc.blitzed.org
connect to that server, type /join #op9

[Tssss..]

look on the second page of the outpost nine prom thread. general admission posted a link for a client.

[h2orowe]

all right cool, I'll get it.

[h2orowe]

NVM this post is rendered useless... didn't see Joe's post.

[Joe]

www.mirc.com?

[Tssss..]

it didn't work? which one did you try?

[h2orowe]

I tried the one on Prom :( Didn't see Joe's before... now I do and am dling it :D

[h2orowe]

How do I use it XD

[Joe]

File > select server > add > *input* irc.blitzed.org > click connect > type /join #op9

[Benaire]

Hello Joe
I would like to change my title to to something like Consort to the Royal Overseer =)

would that be possible?

[Joe]

I can give you that additional duty, yes.

[Benaire]

Thanks Joe
Hmmmmm I think its time to start consorting with my wife again =)

Im one of the modern Husbands i don't mind if my wife is in a higher position then me.

[Joe]

Hehehe. Go out! And recruit in the name of Fujin!

[Iekleane]

I will join this religion on one condition. That I should get recognition as being the initial finder of Fujins godliness.

[Joe]

Iekleane has joined the church of Fujin as the Journeyman Prohpet!

[Jay]

Screw Fujin, follow ME!

(You can take the two halves of that sentence literally if you want; Fujin needs it! :D)

[Shamu]

I want to adopt Sweetie as my e-sister, if she will accept! :D
And I told you Jay, you can join the fam if you want! Stop the resistance and join us! There's plenty of cookies left too!

[Iekleane]

I want to adopt Sweetie as my e-sister, if she will accept! :D
And I told you Jay, you can join the fam if you want! Stop the resistance and join us! There's plenty of cookies left too!

In the eyes of Fujin she is already your sister.

[Stephy]

I want to adopt Sweetie as my e-sister, if she will accept! :D
And I told you Jay, you can join the fam if you want! Stop the resistance and join us! There's plenty of cookies left too!

You mean me, right Shamu?

[Loc]

It was tough, but you stuck at it and you got me. :D

[Joe]

Loc has now joined the followers of Fujin as a Journeyman.
Loc is the commander of Naval Operations!

[Benaire]

yes she does sweetie

[Stephy]

yes she does sweetie

Really?

:D Then I would love to be Shamu's e-sister.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Really?

:D Then I would love to be Shamu's e-sister.

If your her sister than that meens your with us. And your my..... e-aunt?

WTF? Why can't she been Shamu's and Benaires e-niece? Like my e-sister.

[Loc]

I resign, I'm now captain of a rather large pirate ship (courtesy of your armies).

Yo ho me hearties!

[Shamu]

If your her sister than that meens your with us. And your my..... e-aunt?

WTF? Why can't she been Shamu's and Benaires e-niece? Like my e-sister.
It's however she wants to join, I just suggested sister, but she could be our niece too. Whatever she wants is fine by me! I'm just happy the fam is growing! :D
Edit: AW! Loc is a pirate! That's so cute!

[Joe]

Are you a pirate, or a privateer? A privateer in olden times had the financial backing, and manpower of a certain faction. If you want a pirate crew, you can have one, and we will back you up 100%

Basically, you could pirate, and no one could try and hurt you because if they did, we would come to your aid, and they would be in trouble, because we have a fleet of ships.

[Loc]

As long as I don't have to take orders from anyone, that sounds like a good deal...

edit - Damnit Shamu it isn't cute! *sulks*

[Stephy]

But shamu is cool and I want to be her e-younger sister. And plus, it's funny how I am younger than you JP and as your e-aunt :D

[Jiant Flying Panda]

It's however she wants to join, I just suggested sister, but she could be our niece too. Whatever she wants is fine by me! I'm just happy the fam is growing! :D
Edit: AW! Loc is a pirate! That's so cute!

Steph be my e-sister (making you Shamu's e-niece) :D.

I'm all alone down here.... Everyone else is my aun and uncles.

[Stephy]

Steph be my e-sister (making you Shamu's e-niece) :D.

I'm all alone down here.... Everyone else is my aun and uncles.

Well, if Shamu will accept me as her e-niece, then I will be you e-sister. But that would mean you will have to take me e-shopping and protect me from the e-kidnappers. It is your duty as an older e-brother. :p

[Shamu]

Of course I'll except you as my e-niece!
And Panda better be a good e-brother to you!

[Jiant Flying Panda]

But that would mean you will have to take me e-shopping and protect me from the e-kidnappers. It is your duty as an older e-brother. :p

Well..... If I take you shopping that meens that I only pay for lunch and things like that but your buying your own stuff! And sure I can protect you.... As long as I get to beat up on bad boyfriends then it's all good :D.

But that meens as your older brother you have to do as I say sometimes, mwuahaha. And you have to cook for me.

Deal?

Of course I'll except you as my e-niece!
And Panda better be a good e-brother to you!

Of course I will. I never had a younger sibling in real life so this is going to be fun.

Ahhhhh. The unofficial duties of a older brother. Is there anything more fun? :rolleyes:

[Stephy]

Well..... If I take you shopping that meens that I only pay for lunch and things like that but your buying your own stuff! And sure I can protect you.... As long as I get to beat up on bad boyfriends then it's all good :D.

But that meens as your older brother you have to do as I say sometimes, mwuahaha. And you have to cook for me.

Deal?

Hmmmm, okay deal. But you should feel inclined to buy your younger e-sister at least some stuff when going shopping. Only paying for lunch, won't work out well for me. :)

[Jay]

Yes, that's right, you take eachother shopping and pay for meals, procrastinators. Meanwhile, we are arming ourselves for an assault, for we shall RISE UP and destroy this false God.

[MajorProblem]

The people shall rise!

LONG LIVE THE PLEBIANS! LONG LIVE FREEDOM! VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Can't we all just..... Get along?

[Jay]

Can't we all just..... Get along?

<-- smacks JFP

NO!

[Jiant Flying Panda]

<-- smacks JFP

NO!

*Smacks back*

Then if war is what you want then get ready for you execution!

FoF! I say to you the people are already ours. Anyone who opposes us is just a rebellion!

[Loc]

eeh all this war isn't my thing *sails off to secret pirate island*

[Jay]

*Smacks back*

Weeee, a fight! Bring it, bitch!

Then if war is what you want then get ready for you execution!

Big talk. Keep blowing smoke out your arse, it doesn't bother us one bit. We have a stronger heirarchy than you!

FoF! I say to you the people are already ours. Anyone who opposes us is just a rebellion!

Damn straight we're rebelling. We're rebelling against this false God of yours. We shall destroy it!

[Stephy]

When will peace and love reign again, I wonder...?

[MajorProblem]

Deleted to save Meneer's bandwidth, sorry :)
Edit again: use this instead http://history.hanover.edu/courses/excerpts/111chur.html
Replace Nazi with Fujin. The oral speech was cool, though

[Iekleane]

When will peace and love reign again, I wonder...?

Aslong as Jay is in control of something there will never be peace.... But us followers of Fujin must stand against this rebellion against us and break through to the day when Jay's tyranny will be at an end!

[Jiant Flying Panda]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~akkerw/speech.mp3

LAUGH MY MOTHERFUCKIN ASS OFFFFFF!

OMG that was funny.

Hitler has been reborn....

Although I am part of the loyalist that was a pretty nice speech Dijk.

[MajorProblem]

LAUGH MY MOTHERFUCKIN ASS OFFFFFF!

OMG that was funny.

Hitler has been reborn....

Although I am part of the loyalist that was a pretty nice speech Dijk.
That was Winston Churchill's speech altered, NOT Hitler

[Jiant Flying Panda]

That was Winston Churchill's speech altered, NOT Hitler

lol, yeah i realized that after the second time I heard it.

I was laughing so much the first time I didn't even really hear it. I said it was hitler because of accent, lol.

Dijk..... If your gonna steal a speech at least make it one that's not so famous. Haha.

[Jay]

Aslong as Jay is in control of something there will never be peace.... But us followers of Fujin must stand against this rebellion against us and break through to the day when Jay's tyranny will be at an end!

MY tyranny? MINE?!

I have joined forces with MP and MeneerDijk and Josh to release you scoundrels from the tyranny that is Fujin!

[Iekleane]

Your idea of release is by murdering those that follow Fujin! We beleive in peace and bettering the lives of our followers! All you want is followers you care nothing for what happens to them! You are a tyrant and should be thrown to the ground and made to humble before our god!

[Jay]

...hang on, who said anything about murdering? I simply want to release you from the tyranny that is Fujin, your false, self-proclaimed god.

Whoa, talk about crossed lines.

[Iekleane]

You were going to kill us off with a sniper rifle! Do not dare lie to the face of a beleiver! For you are weak while the power of FUjin courses through us making us strong! We shall be strong and fight your oppression and pull towards the light that is our freedom!

[Jay]

Oh, that. No, I was only going to kill YOU because you were annoying me. :)

[Iekleane]

Oh, that. No, I was only going to kill YOU because you were annoying me. :)

You did not just threaten me! You threatened Joe, Fujin, and even your own accomplice Josh! You are the worst type of person but Fujin does not care repent and you will be allowed to live in peace.

[Jay]

You did not just threaten me! You threatened Joe, Fujin, and even your own accomplice Josh! You are the worst type of person but Fujin does not care repent and you will be allowed to live in peace.

But I have seen the error of my ways and am now cleansed.

Ask Josh, he knows.

[Iekleane]

But I have seen the error of my ways and am now cleansed.

Ask Josh, he knows.

As long as you fight against Fujin your spirit will be tainted but allow Fujin to cleanse it.

[Jay]

As long as you fight against Fujin your spirit will be tainted but allow Fujin to cleanse it.

This is exactly why I am fighting to destroy Fujin. He has you convinced that any religion aside from his is "tainted". He has you opressed, why won't you see that?!

[Stephy]

Can't we make some sort of compromise? ^_^'

[Jay]

Can't we make some sort of compromise? ^_^'

Only if you join our ranks.

[Iekleane]

Only if you join our ranks.

See what I mean? Jay only wishes to gain power for himself. I and other followers of Fujin are fighting for your freedom! stay with us and we can rescue you from people like Jay!

[Jay]

Jay only wishes to gain power for himself.

I said *OUR* you fool, not *MY*. See what your false God has done to you?

Sweety, this is what I am trying to protect you from.

[Stephy]

Meh, I wouldn't be much help to Jay's team anyhow. I don't like violence so I would rather heal wounded and help those her are down. ::Flashes off her CNA license:: I'm a certified nurse assistant. ;)

[Iekleane]

Meh, I wouldn't be much help to Jay's team anyhow. I don't like violence so I would rather heal wounded and help those her are down. ::Flashes off her CNA license:: I'm a certified nurse assistant. ;)

That is good sweety because Fujins followers will need your help for when Jay attacks us, we will bring you the wounded and you can heal their body while Fujin heals their souls.

[Shamu]

I see it's time for me, The Royal Overseer to step in and bring the others to their knees.
Now, who was it that wanted a pic of me in a bikni? That's right Jay, join my little brothers team and there will be pics. This is tough, but somebody's got make the sacrifice and this is the only peaceful way to do it. As protector of my little brother, Fujin, I will use any methods possible to destroy the enemy. :p

[Iekleane]

I see it's time for me, The Royal Overseer to step in and bring the others to their knees.
Now, who was it that wanted a pic of me in a bikni? That's right Jay, join my little brothers team and there will be pics. This is tough, but somebody's got make the sacrifice and this is the only peaceful way to do it. As protector of my little brother, Fujin, I will use any methods possible to destroy the enemy. :p

*bows down to Shamu*

Oh great sister of Fujin grace us with your beuty and intelligence!

[Stephy]

Yay e-auntie is the best. She plans ahead and knows the best methods for attracted Jay. XD

[Myrsilus]

:D My Followers have grown strong, in both spirit and numbers. I am impressed.

I do not find those that oppose me to be tainted while I am clean. We all are following what we believe in, and if some wish to oppose me then that is their will. Friendly opposition is natural and I do not intend to fight that.

But if those that would stand against my followers, who would try to destroy the harmonious unity we have created together with rage and spite, who would threaten my people with destruction by taking up arms... then one must understand that I have no choice but to defend my people and provide them with the means to defend themselves. I do not wish for war, but such circumstances are the only types I would resort to warfare.

My Followers believe in what they think is right and true. Some revere me as the light to the path of righteousness and salvation, others ally with me through bonds of great strength. Whoever they may be, we all follow the Way of Peace. We wish only to spread the winds of healing, not to spread the torrents and gales of chaos.

That is all. :)

[The Laughing Man]

Hey Fujin folks...

Was invited to check this place out.

Nice, strange, but nice. :D

[Iekleane]

:D My Followers have grown strong, in both spirit and numbers. I am impressed.

I do not find those that oppose me to be tainted while I am clean. We all are following what we believe in, and if some wish to oppose me then that is their will. Friendly opposition is natural and I do not intend to fight that.

But if those that would stand against my followers, who would try to destroy the harmonious unity we have created together with rage and spite, who would threaten my people with destruction by taking up arms... then one must understand that I have no choice but to defend my people and provide them with the means to defend themselves. I do not wish for war, but such circumstances are the only types I would resort to warfare.

My Followers believe in what they think is right and true. Some revere me as the light to the path of righteousness and salvation, others ally with me through bonds of great strength. Whoever they may be, we all follow the Way of Peace. We wish only to spread the winds of healing, not to spread the torrents and gales of chaos.

That is all. :)
Okay Fujin that was fscking awesome XD

[Myrsilus]

Just doing my job. Yes indeed.

Cookies for everyone!

[Stephy]

Fujin, did you see (or rather read) how they were trying to convince me to switch sides? I never agreed to them, I stayed with you. :)

[Myrsilus]

I know. I witnessed everything. I am Fujin. :)

I am proud to have followers as loyal as you all. Including you, of course, Sweety. Yes, indeed.

[MajorProblem]

Do not believe in his false love! Sweety, he merely wants you as one of his hundreds of sex slaves; you belong on the side of freedom and liberty. Do not believe his lies of divinity and true paths. The Resistance shall never give up our freedoms!

[sharpie]

Dude. Your starting to sound like David Koresh......scary

[Iekleane]

Do not believe in his false love! Sweety, he merely wants you as one of his hundreds of sex slaves; you belong on the side of freedom and liberty. Do not believe his lies of divinity and true paths. The Resistance shall never give up our freedoms!

Fujin does not need sex slaves, everyone will willing give themself to him if he asks. But he does not do that!

[Stephy]

Do not believe in his false love! Sweety, he merely wants you as one of his hundreds of sex slaves; you belong on the side of freedom and liberty. Do not believe his lies of divinity and true paths. The Resistance shall never give up our freedoms!

XD Hundreds of sex slaves? Your so funny, but I highly doubt that's what he wants.

[MajorProblem]

I bet you also doubt that he worships Hitler in his torture chamber. *shakes head* You're so naive...

[Iekleane]

I bet you also doubt that he worships Hitler in his torture chamber. *shakes head* You're so naive...

Uh MP that was me >.>
*coughs*

[MajorProblem]

Uh MP that was me >.>
*coughs*
You and him both, for you are one of the sex slaves.

[Iekleane]

You and him both, for you are one of the sex slaves.

No. To be a sex slave I'd have to be gettin some wouldn't I?

[Myrsilus]

I require no sex slaves. I save myself for the woman that the forces of fate shall bring to me. I can only pursue and delegate if I should follow what fate presents to me.

So no, I'm cool with celebacy at the moment.

[MajorProblem]

You love to say that, but us in La Resistance/TAV know the truth. You cannot deny your true intentions any longer. I bid you farewell, for the next time we meet, it shall be on the plains of Marathon!

[Myrsilus]

You truly wish to wage war... It is a shame. I hope you realize the error of your ways, for we do not wish to battle your forces.

If you continue with this course of destruction, then so be it...

:Munches on a piece of beef jerky: Yum.

[Stephy]

If you continue with this course of destruction, then so be it...

:Munches on a piece of beef jerky: Yum.

See he has such cute responses. How can you have a "La resistance" against him? ;)

[MajorProblem]

See he has such cute responses. How can you have a "La resistance" against him? ;)
Sweety, you must stay away from the battlefield, for it shall be deadly and frightening. Plus, we may or may not use tactical nuclear warheads.

[Joe]

Laughing man, do you wish to join the Followers of Fujin?

[StormShadow]

There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation:
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Army legions in the Ministry of Truth shall strike down with little mercy upon this token resistance. Why fear Fujin? Is it merely that you are afraid of yourselves?

[akitaka]

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Someone has an alpha-male complex.

[StormShadow]

It's from Pulp Fiction, right before Jules caps that dude. That movie has so many great lines for this situation.

'What does Fujin look like?"
'Does he look like a bitch? Then why you tryin' to fuck him like one?!'

[Myrsilus]

Awesome StormShadow. :D

[StormShadow]

Why thank you! I love that movie so much.

[akitaka]

"Oh my god I shot Fujin in the face!"

[StormShadow]

What do you think akitaka? Do you think God came down and stopped the bullets?

[akitaka]

If God was Samuel L. Jackson, then no.

[StormShadow]

I think that was the line right before Vincent's gun went off. "What's the Fanz like?" "He's cool" "Correctimundo!"

[DJEvan]

Follow the Fujin. like what his sig says. He's the essential part of our band anyways.
(no, i'm going off topic because i'm not reading through all this. Just a post to show i'm alive and kicking and around. kudos)

[Bob]

Fujin? Isnt that a couch/bed thing??

[Benaire]

I think your talking about a futon sort of matress type thing they roll onto the floor to sleep on. Or it could be Fu=wind and jin=man for windman.... fartman? I dont know but since his my E-brother inlaw we learn to accept his wind..... =)

[Joe]

Don't forget, if you want into the followers of Fujin, just say "I'm in!" or some other response to signify your positive response to the prospect of accepting Fujin's high awesome factor.

[Jay]

Now, who was it that wanted a pic of me in a bikni? That's right Jay, join my little brothers team and there will be pics.

I'm sorry guys, but if she's good on her offer I'm going to have to go over to Fujin.

[Shamu]

I'm sorry guys, but if she's good on her offer I'm going to have to go over to Fujin.
So are you comfirming that you are going to be a follower of Fujin?

[Jay]

So are you comfirming that you are going to be a follower of Fujin?

If you come through with your bribe, then absolutely!

[Shamu]

If you come through with your bribe, then absolutely!
I suppose the negotiations are underway then...To AIM we go ;)

[Jay]

*toddles over to AIM*

[Shamu]

Negotiations have taken place, and an agreement has been reached. Jay is now a member of team Fujin. *holds Jay in headlock* and he's not going anywhere, so don't even think of taking him back! ;)

[Jay]

<-- lifts his head up and Shamu goes flying.

It's alright though, I'm not going ANYWHERE! *big grin*

[Shamu]

<-- lifts his head up and Shamu goes flying.

It's alright though, I'm not going ANYWHERE! *big grin*
*lands on ass* And that was my best bikini too! Now it's ruined! Thanks alot Jay! You'd better be stayin on this side after the negotiating I went through to get you here! :mad:

:p

[Jay]

*peers over the hedge* Hey, I ruined it! Now it's got holes in it, sweet! *bigger grin*

[Shamu]

*peers over the hedge* Hey, I ruined it! Now it's got holes in it, sweet! *bigger grin*
Jay, that's gonna get you smacked....if someone will toss me something to cover up with first!



:p

[Jay]

*hands shirt over the hedge, bearing amazing abs*

Here is my tent... ah, shirt, I mean. Cover up with that.

Now I believe there was the offer of a smack we had to sort out?

[Shamu]

*hands shirt over the hedge, bearing amazing abs*

Here is my tent... ah, shirt, I mean. Cover up with that.

Now I believe there was the offer of a smack we had to sort out?
Gee, thanks...*puts on shirt that is 10 sizes too big for her, walks over and smacks Jay*
Now, to return to my other duties as Royal Overseer of team Fujin.

[Jay]

Gee, thanks...*puts on shirt that is 10 sizes too big for her, walks over and smacks Jay*

*biggest grin ever*


Now, to return to my other duties as Royal Overseer of team Fujin.

Sure... as soon as you tell me what my duties ARE.

<-- newbie, remember?

[Josh]

Damn your bribery! Damn it all! I must say im not shocked by this conversion though.

[Shamu]

Sure... as soon as you tell me what my duties ARE.

<-- newbie, remember?
You'll have to speak to Joe, he seems to be the one in charge of that. I'm just the recruiter. ;)

[Jay]

And a very good recruiter you are at that!

Sorry, Josh. :(

[Shamu]

Damn your bribery! Damn it all! I must say im not shocked by this conversion though.
Come on Josh! You know you wanna be over here ;) All the pretty girls are over here...

[Josh]

Im not mad really. More happy than anything. Now I dont have to pretend to share power. :)

[Jay]

Now I dont have to pretend to share power. :)

That's where this mission was doomed from the start. I realised that you were just going to try and steal all the power from me when I granted you halfies, and usurp me.

Now I'm happy I'm away from you. Fujin has converted me.

[Benaire]

Ok ok whats going on here? is my wife cheating on me? I will not share her at all!!!

Perhaps its time for a devorce?

No not yet but i think its time for some counciling!!! :(

[Jay]

Yeah, total shenanigans going on here.

Sorry, she had to do it to win me over. It's not your fault man.

[akitaka]

(sips tea)
(takes off bunny slippers)


I see chaos is ensuing with the followers of Fujin.

[Myrsilus]

Nah. Shamu is loyal and only showed such pictures for the greater good of the Followers of Fujin. We have gained Jay, a powerful warrior and orator!

-Plants more cookie trees- We're gonna need more.

[akitaka]

(points to Benaire)

I think he might have an issue with that.

[Myrsilus]

They'll work it out. Benaire be cool like that. I hope so at least.

I don't want to have to step in and start counseling.

[Benaire]

There will be no Chaos I love my wife and as you expect i just don't like her showing her body off to strange men.

I'm sure she understands I don't like to share ;)

While i'm sure things will work out fine as Shamu's and i's love is forever. :)

[Jay]

Strange? Me?

...Damn straight. :D

[akitaka]

Not as strange as what you all would look like if this was a real-life cult:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/robomop/us.jpg

[Myrsilus]

Hey there's me!

-Dances to Katamari Damacy theme-

[Jay]

And don't get yer knickers in a twist, it was just e-pics.

I should have held out for more. :(

[Kenshin]

This seems like a very strange group... , nevertheless, the force of Fujin is strong. I wish to offer my services as a former manslayer, who has now traded in his sword and lives in peace, protecting those around him with a sword that does not kill, to anyone who accepts them.
I only ask in return to be accepted in an e-family, and lots of e-cookies.

*end of random crazyness*

[Jay]

You have chosen wisely, oh noble one.

[Myrsilus]

You're in. You shall be named the Sword of Peace.

Enjoy the cookie trees. Someone will adopt you in soon.

[Jay]

You're in. You shall be named the Sword of Peace.

I still don't have a name!

[Myrsilus]

Oh... you're uh... hm... Jay The Man?

[Kenshin]

You're in. You shall be named the Sword of Peace.

Enjoy the cookie trees. Someone will adopt you in soon.*bows*
I am grateful. I hope to find an e-family soon.
I await my duties.




(Oh God, I'm starting to sound like some nigerian scam spammer... :()

[Jay]

Oh... you're uh... hm... Jay The Man?

No! I wanna be Royal Overseer of team Fujin as Shamu said I could be!

[Benaire]

Uhhhh no dude as consort to the Royal Overseer ..... lets face it your not my type.
Go back to neko as she may not like us consorting too much.

[Jay]

Uhhhh no dude as consort to the Royal Overseer ..... lets face it your not my type.
Go back to neko as she may not like us consorting too much.

But Shamu said I could! :mad:

Want me to pull the quote?

[Myrsilus]

I don't see where she said you could be the position she already holds.

[Jay]

...that's because she didn't I was just trying to trick you. :o

Sooooooo what IS my position?

[Shamu]

It's up to Fujin, but I suppose Jay could be Vice-Royal Overseer. I need another attention whore to help me recruit. And we all know, he's damn good at that! :p

[Myrsilus]

Advisor to the Royal Overseer.

[Shamu]

Yes! I have an advisor!
So advise me dammit!

[Jay]

Yes! I have an advisor!
So advise me dammit!

I advise you walk over there and sit down while I figure this one out. --->

[Joe]

And thus Kenshin, and Jay the Man joined the ranks of the Fujin! Welcome Journeyman Kenshin, The Sword of Peace! Welcome Journeyman Jay the Man The Royal Advisor!

If you don't see yourself in the first post, on the list of members, and did sign up, please post something like "Hey, I joined, heres my post!" so I can write you in.

[caseylim]

What is Fujin?

[Myrsilus]

I am Fujin.

[caseylim]

What is this all about? some online ranking game, hOW DO i PLAY IT?

[Joe]

You just join, and then help fight against those who hate the Fujin

[Tssss..]

you don't play. you apply with joe to join the religious order and if you are accepted you will be given your rank.

[caseylim]

So, that means I have to support Fujin, and flames anyone who talk bad on Fujin... something like that? Ok, I'm in.

Watch out enemies of Fujin, if you mess around with Fujin, I'm gonnaa suicide bomb yer whole family that is yer father, mother,sister,brother,dog,wife, kid and what ever. hahaha.

[Joe]

caseylem has now joined the rank of the Followers of Fujin as a Journeyman!
The Journeyman positions have been filled. Recruiting will now start at the Neophyte level.

[caseylim]

Now who should i fight? Which userre the enemy? I await my orders?

[Tssss..]

the enemies are in the resisters thread in the padded walls section led by major problem and josh.

[Admiral Luis]

By request of Tssss I am now a follower of Fujin ... but I want to have like an special rank in the chain of comand like freelancer mercenary or something

[Joe]

rebel yell is now a Follower of Fujin! Welcome Neophyte rebel yell Primary Field Officer!

Rebel: Why not join us in the chat? The irc server is irc.blitzed.org

If you don't have an IRC client, follow these steps.

Download mIRC at www.mirc.com

Go to start > select server > add > irc.blitzed.org > connect to server > type /join #op9

[Admiral Luis]

Primary field officer .. that sounds cool ... i'm kinda like Rambo or arnold shwarzenegger

[Joe]

Exactly. Have fun =)