When is the Beard finally gonne DIE?!

[Vincent "Mikado" Logan]

Seriously, Castro's been living for a couple hundred years, now. I think it's time he goes. I mean, I don't even wanna kill the guy; he's almost adorable. But seriously, can someone just like... push him off somewhere?

ANYBODY IN CUBA WITH A LAPTOP: JUST SHOVE THE FUCK DOWN SOME STAIRS. NO ONE WILL KNOW. IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO GO. EVEN *HE* IS BEGGING FOR IT. HE'S PISSED ALL THE TIME. SOMEONE JUST DO IT.

Thanks.

[Karthak]

I think this one belongs in TRWPW.

[Trump]

He handed over control of the government to his brother? Do you think he'll ever get it back (or that he even had control?)

[Kass]

He's old. He'll die eventually. His brother is same song, different verse. Nothing will change. Why is everyone getting their knickers in a twist?

[Jetsetlemming]

The Cuban-Americans are celebrating. "Haha, douche, you got gastro intestinal problems! BWahahahaha!" It's awesome.

[Vincent "Mikado" Logan]

Well, I'm Venezuelan, so we see in Castro the same thing we see in our own President (Chavez), who has by the way *also* been making a fool of himself in the Middle East, recently. Man... if Castro dies, Chavez will get so sad. :(