h2orowe
09-03-2005, 11:51 AM
Ok Ok OK, I seriously, am all for women's rights, so don't tell me I'm a pig for watching it.
I'm a 15 year old virgin, with free HBO for the weekend.... nothing to do, nowhere to go....
So, first one (of one and like a half XD give me credit! I made it a while.) was called Genie in a string Bikini..... let's just say, I thought porn would have better acting.......
I'm not gonna get in details but it goes something like
Air Pilot guy is about to marry Dr's daughter. Daughter loves a woman, but is marrying pilot for money. Pilot finds a 2 genies, lets one out, and it offers him wishes. It said some stuff, and he was like nah, and then sex, and he said no I'm engaged. Well, anyway, it goes to the fiance's house, and her and this other chick were doing it. It goes to morning, and it shows the genie in the kitchen, she made breakfast for pilot. Pilot's like thanks or whatever, and genie is about to give him a BJ, and like, he says no! Girlfriend walks in just as genie disappears. Pilot tells Girlfriend about the genie, and she doesn't believe him, pilot leaves, girlfriend goes in the pilot's room, and steals the 2 genie bottles, but one was a box, she thought the box was for her. She drives into a ditch, throws genie bottle out, and drives away, genie comes out, and is looking for her master. Pilot had left, to go to the Drs, he tells the Dr. about the genie. Girlfriend goes to her girlfriends house, and opens the box, revealin a man genie, one thing leads to another, and a threesome ensues. Later, Girlfriend makes a phone call to the Dr's, asking if Pilot was still there, and he was, so she says he was being crazy and saying some genie was around, so Dr throws Pilot into the hospital for being mental. Meanwhile, Girl-genie is trying to find her master, so she is shouting "master!" and some crazy chick pulls over, and offers her a ride, and is like "I'll show you your master" one thing goes to another thing, and it's some dominatrix shiz, and like well..... you know, sex.Againly meanwhile, Man-Genie finds a scarf thingy that allows him to teleports to girl-genie they tie the dominatrix there, and go to find the master aka pilot.
They find him in the Dr's talking to the Dr, but the Dr can't see them. A little comical thingy making the Dr. inable to do anything and they leave. Than man genie leaves, than sex scene between genie and master. The End.
GASP! My first encounter with moving porn. I've seen pictures and stuff, but it's different. It's pretty retarded, but maybe it's because I'm watching HBO porn and not real porn.
Bikini Airway (or Airline, I forgot) was the name of the next movie, it opens with a burglar GASP, entering a girl's house. He sees her, but she doesn't see him, and he watches her strip down to her underwear, and she goes into her bedroom, and he walks in and is like "Blah blah quiet you won't get hurt" and it ended up being her boyfriend, so, sex scene! The girl that was playing the girl, was a horrrrrrriiiiiiibleeeeeeeeeeeee actress, either that, or the guy she was being fucked by, was a shitty "sexer". Anyway, phone call later that night, her uncle died, he owned an airline. She goes there, talks to old horny airmen, and than gets a letter and reads it. It cuts to old fashioned airplanes, blah blah, she gets the airline. Next, it's a lingiere (whatever the spelling is, it's 5 am!) shoot, and the boyfriend is shooting. It's three girls, carressing each other. Girlfriend comes in, talks to boyfriend about how shitty the airline was financially and how they need to fix it, IDEA, make models entertain the guests, so, they give the deal to the three, and they accept. Boyfriend and girlfriend leave. Three girls are like "Well, we have to get our scene good for work tommorow, LETS PRACTICE!" so, they start fucking.
Let's just say by the end of that scene >.> <.< I had no more reason to continue watching that filth!
Anyways, porn seems to me, retarded. That's right, retarded. I may or may not watch it again, maybe these were shitty porns, I don't know, but..... they were shitty, and they got the job done >.> <.< If I were Dpad, I'd go more into this, but I want you guys to hold your lunch in, so, yeah. Let's leave it at that.
What was your first porn movie?
I'm a 15 year old virgin, with free HBO for the weekend.... nothing to do, nowhere to go....
So, first one (of one and like a half XD give me credit! I made it a while.) was called Genie in a string Bikini..... let's just say, I thought porn would have better acting.......
I'm not gonna get in details but it goes something like
Air Pilot guy is about to marry Dr's daughter. Daughter loves a woman, but is marrying pilot for money. Pilot finds a 2 genies, lets one out, and it offers him wishes. It said some stuff, and he was like nah, and then sex, and he said no I'm engaged. Well, anyway, it goes to the fiance's house, and her and this other chick were doing it. It goes to morning, and it shows the genie in the kitchen, she made breakfast for pilot. Pilot's like thanks or whatever, and genie is about to give him a BJ, and like, he says no! Girlfriend walks in just as genie disappears. Pilot tells Girlfriend about the genie, and she doesn't believe him, pilot leaves, girlfriend goes in the pilot's room, and steals the 2 genie bottles, but one was a box, she thought the box was for her. She drives into a ditch, throws genie bottle out, and drives away, genie comes out, and is looking for her master. Pilot had left, to go to the Drs, he tells the Dr. about the genie. Girlfriend goes to her girlfriends house, and opens the box, revealin a man genie, one thing leads to another, and a threesome ensues. Later, Girlfriend makes a phone call to the Dr's, asking if Pilot was still there, and he was, so she says he was being crazy and saying some genie was around, so Dr throws Pilot into the hospital for being mental. Meanwhile, Girl-genie is trying to find her master, so she is shouting "master!" and some crazy chick pulls over, and offers her a ride, and is like "I'll show you your master" one thing goes to another thing, and it's some dominatrix shiz, and like well..... you know, sex.Againly meanwhile, Man-Genie finds a scarf thingy that allows him to teleports to girl-genie they tie the dominatrix there, and go to find the master aka pilot.
They find him in the Dr's talking to the Dr, but the Dr can't see them. A little comical thingy making the Dr. inable to do anything and they leave. Than man genie leaves, than sex scene between genie and master. The End.
GASP! My first encounter with moving porn. I've seen pictures and stuff, but it's different. It's pretty retarded, but maybe it's because I'm watching HBO porn and not real porn.
Bikini Airway (or Airline, I forgot) was the name of the next movie, it opens with a burglar GASP, entering a girl's house. He sees her, but she doesn't see him, and he watches her strip down to her underwear, and she goes into her bedroom, and he walks in and is like "Blah blah quiet you won't get hurt" and it ended up being her boyfriend, so, sex scene! The girl that was playing the girl, was a horrrrrrriiiiiiibleeeeeeeeeeeee actress, either that, or the guy she was being fucked by, was a shitty "sexer". Anyway, phone call later that night, her uncle died, he owned an airline. She goes there, talks to old horny airmen, and than gets a letter and reads it. It cuts to old fashioned airplanes, blah blah, she gets the airline. Next, it's a lingiere (whatever the spelling is, it's 5 am!) shoot, and the boyfriend is shooting. It's three girls, carressing each other. Girlfriend comes in, talks to boyfriend about how shitty the airline was financially and how they need to fix it, IDEA, make models entertain the guests, so, they give the deal to the three, and they accept. Boyfriend and girlfriend leave. Three girls are like "Well, we have to get our scene good for work tommorow, LETS PRACTICE!" so, they start fucking.
Let's just say by the end of that scene >.> <.< I had no more reason to continue watching that filth!
Anyways, porn seems to me, retarded. That's right, retarded. I may or may not watch it again, maybe these were shitty porns, I don't know, but..... they were shitty, and they got the job done >.> <.< If I were Dpad, I'd go more into this, but I want you guys to hold your lunch in, so, yeah. Let's leave it at that.
What was your first porn movie?