Ann Coulter calls Bill Clinton Gay...

[Roxie]

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/movies/coulter-comes-out-against-gay-clinton-marriage-189845.php

Ms. COULTER: I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality.

DEUTSCH: OK, I think you need to say that again. That Bill Clinton, you think on some level, has — is a latent homosexual, is that what you’re saying?

Ms. COULTER: Yeah. I mean, not sort of just completely anonymous — I don’t know if you read the Starr report, the rest of us were glued to it, I have many passages memorized. No, there was more plot and dialogue in a porno movie.

DEUTSCH: I’m not paying any attention. I’m still stuck on Bill Clinton. Don’t — now, isn’t that an example of mean-spirted? Isn’t that just a mean-spirited low blow? No pun intended.
Ms. COULTER: No. Which part of what I said?

DEUTSCH: I think this…

Ms. COULTER: Well, you can read high crimes and misdemeanors if he wants some low blows.

DEUTSCH: OK. No, no. Here’s a — here’s a president of the United States…

Ms. COULTER: There’s merely a comment.

DEUTSCH: …a former president of the United States, and just saying, `You know what? I think he has latent homosexual tendencies.’

Ms. COULTER: No. I think anyone with that level of promiscuity where, you know, you — I mean, he didn’t know Monica’s name until their sixth sexual encounter. There is something that is — that is of the bathhouse about that.

DEUTSCH: But what is the homosexual — that’s — you could say somebody who maybe doesn’t celebrate women the way he should or just is that he’s a hound dog?

Ms. COULTER: No. It’s just random, is this obsession with his…

DEUTSCH: But where’s the — but where’s the homosexual part of that? I’m — once again, I’m speechless here.

Ms. COULTER: It’s reminiscent of a bathhouse. It’s just this obsession with your own — with your own essence.

DEUTSCH: But why is that homosexual? You could say narcissistic.

Ms. COULTER: Right.

DEUTSCH: You could say nymphomaniac.

Ms. COULTER: Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you’re in love with someone who looks like you. I’m not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?

Omg, she is nucking futs! :frypan:

[Kwiz]

Headline: I stopped giving a shit about Ann Coulter's ramblings long ago.

[Jetsetlemming]

Yes, Roxie, ignore her. Ann Coulter threads, and most political threads in general, are boring. Also: She's said in the past that her definition of gay men are men too lazy to get real women, so they decide to be promiscious with each other. Hope that clears up what she was talking about there.

[Kass]

I can't believe people still pay attention to her. She's a harpie shrew who needs to be gagged and have her fingers duct taped together.

[Hatsumomo]

One question that has never been answered: What's with her Adam's Apple?!

[Tibs]

http://www.overspun.com/images/Coulter.Alien.jpg

End of thread.

[Duke Luke of Juke]

...........


Jerry: She had man hands.
Elaine: Man hands?
Jerry: The hands of a man. It's like a creature out of Greek Mythology, I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast.
Elaine: Would you prefer it if she had no hands at all?
Jerry: Would she have hooks?

[chad mullet]

I've never heard of her till now but if it's true she said this -- " You're either a liberal or you're a conservative if you have an IQ above a toaster. "- - then I can't say I disagree with her.

[Decade]

Wow, the second I read the thread title this ebaumsworld pic looked perfectly appropriate for the crazy bitch.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative15.jpg

[c-rex]

The University of Michigan, my school, gave this nut job a degree. Michael Moore on the other hand loves MSU (but never went there as even MSU has higher standards than that). My vote is that given the bad blood between our schools we pit the two of them together in a caged death match. Winner will then be shot.

We can't lose. Plus both are schools are hard up for cash, so UMich and MSU can split the front office take 50/50.

The sad thing is I know people at this school that are so far left or right they make Ann and Mike look sane. I always buy them drinks at the bar in hopes they either kill off the section of their brain resposible for retarded political thought or drink themselves to death, but no luck so far.

[Neon Pink Shoehorn]

Dude, most political comentators aren't interested in building our country, or reconciling their differeing points of view. They're just monkies flinging poop.

[CrazyAce86]

The funniest thing I have ever seen concerning Ann Coulter was on VH1, actually.

You know the show My Coolest Years? Yeah, it was the "Dirty Hippie" edition.

Guess who was a "dirty hippie".

During her segment, she just blinked and was like, "Why is that so surprising? I was a hippie in high school."

My response? First: O_O Second: >_O Third: :rofl:

One of the few times in my life I literally rolled on the floor, laughing.

And Ann's just insane. I think we should just send her to the Middle East, sit back, and watch the show. Who needs nukes? We have Ann Coulter!

[h2orowe]

This bitch is so annoying XD Seriously, someone just duct tape her mouth shut.

She said something about you being conservative if you have an IQ over that of a toaster? Umm.. I tend to think it's the other way around. Look at our president. :P He's representing your conservative republican party, is he not? Even if most conservatives hate him, he was still elected.

Democrats are win.

[kilreli]

its like everytime things die down for her, she has to put some new retarded thing together to gain more fame. hell, maybe shes just a scene whore....if thats what a scene whore is...(i dont know)

[Jetsetlemming]

This bitch is so annoying XD Seriously, someone just duct tape her mouth shut.

She said something about you being conservative if you have an IQ over that of a toaster? Umm.. I tend to think it's the other way around. Look at our president. :P He's representing your conservative republican party, is he not? Even if most conservatives hate him, he was still elected.

Democrats are win.
The quote was that if you have an IQ above a toaster, you're either liberal or conservative. If you have a couple working braincells, then you've made up your mind about either political school of thought. Fish poke.

[h2orowe]

The quote was that if you have an IQ above a toaster, you're either liberal or conservative. If you have a couple working braincells, then you've made up your mind about either political school of thought. Fish poke.
Ahh, now that I reread it >_>; I see. I thought it was like, you're either liberal or conservative (If you have an IQ above a toaster).

Man, maybe I'm not smart. I think I'll go register for the pedophile party now, bye.

[Matt W]

She was on Hardball the other day, it was ridiculous. That lady is sick.

[Neon Pink Shoehorn]

is it just me, or does she remind anyone else or the scary woman that represents that "church" that protests at funerals?

[Angelyne]

If you hate Ann Coulter so much, stop giving him attention. Seriously. That's how the bitch makes money---he needs to make outrageous comments for the publicity, and we're falling into his trap.

It's also my personal belief that Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter don't actually believe half of the crap that they spew--they just do it for the money and publicity.

[Fermented Yeast Paste]

If you hate Ann Coulter so much, stop giving him attention. Seriously. That's how the bitch makes money---he needs to make outrageous comments for the publicity, and we're falling into his trap.
Ann Coulter has a vagina.

I'm pretty sure.

[haterllnation]

^What is a lie?

'Animals P & Q' for 500, Alex.

Yeh, she is an attention whore who plagiarizes. I am surprised life hasn't gotten tired and ended her dry run long ago. Eh, we have to be unified against somebody. I guess s/he is it.

[Radiance]

I honestly don't see why/how/what/etc people find interesting about Adam Coulter. The first time I heard something stupid come out of her mouth. "Oh, attention whore.. got it." (10 points if you catch it. :D )

[Angelyne]

Ann Coulter has a vagina.

I'm pretty sure.


Women do not have Adam's apples. (http://www.rawilson.com/images/coulter.jpg)

To quote Austin Powers, "That's a man, baby!"

[Roxie]

Well, I find the interview just hilarious "why're you looking at me like that?"

Letterman PWNS KKKoulter (http://www.crooksandliars.com/posts/2006/07/29/letterman-clinton-responds-to-coulter-parody/)

[Vincent "Mikado" Logan]

Ann Coulter is a devout Christian. Here's a list of Biblical figures that, according to both her Christian beliefs and her reasoning on promiscuity and homosexuality, would be fags:

Noah
Abraham
King David
Salomon
Almost every man in the Old Testament.

WAY TO GO ANN COULTER. YOU JUST SHAT ON YOUR OWN BELIEFS. :clap:

All insults aside, I think it's time for someone to slap Ann Coulter in the mouth. Someone needs to give her a backhanded swing right on those whory lips of hers.

[haterllnation]

I honestly don't see why/how/what/etc people find interesting about Adam Coulter. The first time I heard something stupid come out of her mouth. "Oh, attention whore.. got it." (10 points if you catch it. :D )

is that it?

[Jetsetlemming]

Ann Coulter is a devout Christian. Here's a list of Biblical figures that, according to both her Christian beliefs and her reasoning on promiscuity and homosexuality, would be fags:

Noah
Abraham
King David
Salomon
Almost every man in the Old Testament.

WAY TO GO ANN COULTER. YOU JUST SHAT ON YOUR OWN BELIEFS. :clap:

All insults aside, I think it's time for someone to slap Ann Coulter in the mouth. Someone needs to give her a backhanded swing right on those whory lips of hers.
O_o ....what?

[Roxie]

http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

[Jetsetlemming]

That was posted in your LAST Ann Coulter topic, Roxie! XD

[Vincent "Mikado" Logan]

O_o ....what?


It's a Biblical reference saying that according to Coulter's beliefs (promiscuity shows latent homosexuality), then many characters in the Bible (which is a book in which she believes, since she is a Christian) would be gay.

[Jetsetlemming]

It's a Biblical reference saying that according to Coulter's beliefs (promiscuity shows latent homosexuality), then many characters in the Bible (which is a book in which she believes, since she is a Christian) would be gay.
Nah, her belief is that gay guys are just promiscious, but too lazy to satisfy that desire with women, so they just do each other. gay = promiscious, promiscious != gay. promiscious + lazy = gay.

[D-pad]

I'll kill her for 5.00 a monkey and a handjob. I sware on my life.

[Roxie]

how about 2 out of 3?

[D-pad]

Ya, monkeys are hard to find...

[Kass]

Why do you guys even bother? The only reason she keeps going is that people like you get bent about it and she gets a laugh.

[Black fist]

I just now realise her jaw line and cheek bones could cut bricks.

[Klilynkun]

this is a moronic question, but....Who is Ann Coulter?

[Kwiz]

this is a moronic question, but....Who is Ann Coulter?

A bigot who you shouldn't be too concerned about. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Coulter)

[Black fist]

quito tque.

[Masa the Masta]

You know, all y'all are laughin', and she's laughin' too...all the way to the bank.

So keep laughing, assholes.

[Klilynkun]

dude... she actually said all of this in one breath

"corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons."

-Ann Coulter

[Klilynkun]

k... i just finished reading wiki. So the ladies a hypocrite as well. I don't even know her and i don't like her.

[Kass]

She's like all other political pundits--Al Franken, Rush Limbaugh, etc. and so-on. She babbles for a living, makes very little sense and gets a thrill out of pissing people off.

[Jetsetlemming]

:D Want to hear an Ann Coulter quote really, really taken out of context?
"I'd like to have cheap, meaning-less sex with a goat tonight, but that would violate Darwinism." -Ann Coulter.

[Klilynkun]

might be taken out of context but who in their right mind would go around saying stuff like that :blank:

[Jetsetlemming]

The full passage, to explain why she would say it:
"The fundamentalist difference between our religon and theirs [liberals] is that theirs always tells them what they want to hear. Like the "living constitution", Darwinism never disappoints liberals. They never say, 'Well, I'd like to have cheap meaningless sex tonight, but that would violate Darwinism.' They can't even say 'I'd like to have cheap meaningless sex with a goat, btu that would violate Darwinism.' If you have an instinct to do it, it must be an evolved adaptation."
-Ann Coulter, in "Godless: The Church of Liberalism"

[Klilynkun]

shouldn't it be.... The fundamental difference?

[Jetsetlemming]

I copied it by hand from the book, not from a webpage. >_> LEAVE ME ALONE, SPELLING NAZI!

[Klilynkun]

i thought it was Ann who made the mistake

[Kwiz]

I copied it by hand from the book, not from a webpage. >_> LEAVE ME ALONE, SPELLING NAZI!

Don't be sorry - that was the best transcription error ever! Incidentally, it's just about the only clause to give that passage any hope of making sense.

[Jetsetlemming]

Yeah, you kinda got to read each chapter as a whole in one sitting to get an idea about what she's talking about. She's very bad at keeping on topic. >_>

[Klilynkun]

she sounds like she doesn't really know much about the topics she rants about

[Jetsetlemming]

Nah, she does, the book has about 30 pages of research and notes and sources. She's just too ranty to make an effective arguement. She gets lost in the feeling of the moment. :P

[Scott Vincent]

I can't be arsed to read all of this but for those of you annoyed by Ann...

"To stop those (Ann Coulter) 1-2-3,

Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,

It's got (Scott Vincent)'s guarantee...

Guarantee void in Tennessee.

Just don't look! Just don't look!

Just don't look! Just don't look!

Just don't look! Just don't look! "

Seriously, I don't think she's meant to be taken seriously. I think of her as an unfunny, female version of Stephen Colbert.

"Just don't look", and she'll go away. :frypan:

[Beowulf]

http://www.ramdac.org/images/anncoulter1.jpg

It's a man baby!

[Lateli]

Woah ! Is that photo edited beyond the obvious? (S)he's got a manly face to go along with the adam's apple. Like Fabio gone skinny bitch..

[Beowulf]

Woah ! Is that photo edited beyond the obvious?
Actually, no it's not. Frightening as her Frankensteinian face is, it's totally real.

Proof:
http://www.rawilson.com/images/coulter.jpg
http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/authors/coulter_m.jpg
http://www.zenpickle.com/images/Coulter.gif

I love that last one. The thing is so freakishly huge that it casts its own shadow.

[Jetsetlemming]

It doesn't look that big to me. *shrug* why do you even need to focus on appearance, considering all the gold she gives you for making fun of her just by talking? As for that CNN picture, it's amazing the kind of horrible faces you can catch people making on live TV. videotape the news sometime, especially something with one person on camera for a long time (Daily Show, O'Reilly factor, etc.), and go through it for a couple minutes frame by frame. >_>

[Vincent "Mikado" Logan]

Because we love her, and in reality, we're giving her the attention she deserves. In fact, I'm gonna partake in the bandwagon of Ann Coulter mockery by presenting you this video of Adam Carolla hanging up on her on a radio show. It is gee, ee, double-you-dee a-GEWD.

http://thatvideosite.com/view/2859.html

All that proves is that you can be as controversial and important as Ghandi if you want, but if you're a prick/bitch, people still won't respect you.

[D-pad]

Adam is the coolest.

[Neon Pink Shoehorn]

poo-flinging monkeys. I don't care what yuor persuasion is, if you're just flinging insults (poo) without using reason (monkeys) then that's what you are.

[Soli]

It looks like she just has a problem saying what she means. :watson: I don't see much bad about her. She looks nice enough.

[delen]

It looks like she just has a problem saying what she means. :watson: I don't see much bad about her. She looks nice enough.

Looks can be deceiving. Like in this case.

[Vincent "Mikado" Logan]

When you make unsubstantiated claims about someone's sexuality? Looks are really beyond hope.

[PopCulturePooka]

It looks like she just has a problem saying what she means. :watson: I don't see much bad about her. She looks nice enough.
Do a bit of research and then come back here and say that. :P

[Candyvan Stan]

It looks like she just has a problem saying what she means. :watson: I don't see much bad about her. She looks nice enough.


Let me grab some quotes from her.

"I think [women] should be armed but should not vote...women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it...it's always more money on education, more money on child care, more money on day care."

"God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'"

"It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 - except Goldwater in '64 - the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted."

"Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity (as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of 'kill everyone who doesn't smell bad and doesn't answer to the name Mohammed')".

"When we were fighting communism, OK, they had mass murderers and gulags, but they were white men and they were sane. Now we're up against absolutely insane savages."

Now say the same thing with a straight face. ;)

[Vincent "Mikado" Logan]

Or hell, I'll even take it if you say it WITHOUT a straight face. Like... if you laigh alongside it, I won't mind. Hell, I'll laugh right there with ya.