h2orowe
09-03-2005, 09:45 AM
All right, these were copied and pasted from my Myspace blogs.
Sorry for names, too lazy to edit.
"GASP!
So, a few months ago, I was talking to my MOM (intended to be only her), about my dad. I wanted to see him again, for the first time in 8 years, and my Grandma, who I've never met. Well, like always, douchebag Phil (mom's boyfrend) butts in on the conversation. He's telling me "Oh yeah, when me and your dad were in a band, he'd just shred on guitar" I've heard this like 3000000000 times, but Phil just loves to hear himself talk.
Well, it turns into him saying, I should make my dad pay child support, because Phil won't pay for me to go to college. I said "I just want to get to know my dad, he can decide about the child support", but no, Phil has to be right no matter what.
Later on we're still talking, and than something out of nowhere comes up, "So, yeah, Pam, remember the reason Chris (my dad) doesn't come around is cuz he doesn't think Joey's his kid" I said "What the fuck?!" he said "Well, your mom got raped at this party, and he thinks that's how you were born" Wow, 14 years (at the time) of my life, and I heard none of this, I thought he didn't come around because he lived far away, but brace yourself here's a bombshell. "So, where does my "dad" live" I say, "He lives in Garden Grove, only like 2 miles from here." Phil says, and my mom was pissed that I knew this bull now.
So, my dad doesn't care, hell, I was an accident either way, but I never knew I was a rape child GASP, and I learn about it, like that?! That's fucked up! Thanks for keeping me informed mom. Phil needs to shut his mouth for once in his life." From "Asshole dads, and Mom's drunken boyfriend.
Next one is from a piece I entitled "Pa Kua-Way of the Pussy"
Hey, guys! Another rant about my mom's shitty boyfriend.
"So, who here knows what Pa Kua is? Noone, well, it's a stupid martial art that people who can't fight for themselves use. As Phil would say "It's street fighting" , that's true, if street fighting means kicking the person in the nuts and running away.
So, you ask.... what does this have to do with Phil? Well, he took it, he thinks he's the Bruce Lee of Pa Kua, and if anyone ANYONE brings up any form of martial arts, he brings up Pa Kua, and gives you a drunken lesson. He'll teach you how to strangle, kick in the nuts, move around like a drunken idiot, kick in the nuts, fight sissily, gouge peoples eyes out, kick in the nuts, and run away.
GASP! Why am I so annoyed? Because he gives me the same BS every time. SO JOEY YOU GOT IN A FIGHT, YOU USED PAKUA RIGHT? NO! WELL THAN LISTEN!
"Phil, I don't care, I fight my own way"
I KNOW BUT THIS IS USEFUL INFORMATION
"I have to go the bathroom, see you when you leave the room."
GASP! It seems like I have alot of hate for him. Why you ask? Well, I wrote a big ass blog on that and it didn't go through, because of the server thingy, and when I went back to save it :O it wasn't there! 40 minuites of useful information which explains my pissy moods gone down the Myspace crapper.
Moral of the story, Pa Kua is for people who have no honor whatsoever, who fight dirty, and who are drunk all the time (well at least Phil)."
Last is "Atheists! And how they piss me off! I also dislike Johova's witnesses, well at least the old ones" Note: I don't hate atheists, I just hate my mom's boyfriend.
"In case you haven't read any of my Quote Blogs Unquote, than you don't know who our little character Phil is. He's drunk 24/7, he's inconsiderate, he thinks he's right 100% of the time, and he's an atheist (plus he's really really loud for no reason at all)
Atheists-People who don't believe any religion is right. They don't believe in a god, or anything.
Phil- Loud ass drunk asshole, who thinks he's always right.
Mix Phil and Atheism= Someone who won't let you believe in what you want to.
He told me.... my grandma was worm food after she died. I was like 12? I think. He told me my uncle was worm food when he died..... I was 12.
I said, "No! They're in heaven", he says "ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?! THEY'RE DEAD NOTHING BUT A ROTTING CORPSE IN THE GROUND, THEY'RE DEAD, THEY'RE WORM FOOD"
GASP! What an asshole you say?
Well, since Atheism is no religion, there are no rules. He checks out 14 year old girls, without any guilt GASP! What a sicko you say?! He's strangled me and hit my mom a few times! GASP! Why don't you move out?! Because we have nowhere else to go that we can be a "Family Unit".
He drinks from 5:30 AM, to whenever he passes out. He goes to work drunk, he drives drunk (but he won't allow our guests to do so, even if it means my cousin sleeping on the floor.), he believes in hitting his kids (Except for the few times he's gotten me and my mom, if he ever did it again, he'll be in a grave sooner than you can say PHIL'S AN ASSHOLE. God, I love my cousins, and brother.), and the only thing he condemns.......
DRUM ROLL SUCKA!
Stealing. That's right, he doesn't give a fuck about anything, but if you steal something that his drunken ass money earned, he'll be pissed.
Why is he atheist? Because he likes to sound smart. "Man created god to explain himself" now imagine that drunken and slurred.
IM A GIANT ASSHOLE WHO FEELS NO REMORSE FOR ANYTHING
He'll laugh at us if we cry, for like family deaths. Well he doesn't laugh, but he says asshole remarks "Joey, you didn't cry? Hahahaha, glad to see someones not a pussy in your family!"
Why'd we even move in with him, or have him around the famiily?! Because my mom was lonely, and he was different in the begining. Gasp! he changed! What a surprise! I hate this fucker! I've had countless dreams of stabbing him, ripping his heart out, bashing his skull in, and doing any other thing to at least give him a feel of the pain he's inflicted onto our family.
Rowe Family=Close
Rowe Family plus Phil= OMG I HAVENT SEEN SOME OF MY COUSINS IN 2 YEARS!"
I hate him so much, and there are other reasons too, I'll write about them later.
Edit: I forgot to put, the name of the thread, is from a Poison the Well song that I have stuck in my head. It's called "Park Benches and what it meant to me" I think....
Sorry for names, too lazy to edit.
"GASP!
So, a few months ago, I was talking to my MOM (intended to be only her), about my dad. I wanted to see him again, for the first time in 8 years, and my Grandma, who I've never met. Well, like always, douchebag Phil (mom's boyfrend) butts in on the conversation. He's telling me "Oh yeah, when me and your dad were in a band, he'd just shred on guitar" I've heard this like 3000000000 times, but Phil just loves to hear himself talk.
Well, it turns into him saying, I should make my dad pay child support, because Phil won't pay for me to go to college. I said "I just want to get to know my dad, he can decide about the child support", but no, Phil has to be right no matter what.
Later on we're still talking, and than something out of nowhere comes up, "So, yeah, Pam, remember the reason Chris (my dad) doesn't come around is cuz he doesn't think Joey's his kid" I said "What the fuck?!" he said "Well, your mom got raped at this party, and he thinks that's how you were born" Wow, 14 years (at the time) of my life, and I heard none of this, I thought he didn't come around because he lived far away, but brace yourself here's a bombshell. "So, where does my "dad" live" I say, "He lives in Garden Grove, only like 2 miles from here." Phil says, and my mom was pissed that I knew this bull now.
So, my dad doesn't care, hell, I was an accident either way, but I never knew I was a rape child GASP, and I learn about it, like that?! That's fucked up! Thanks for keeping me informed mom. Phil needs to shut his mouth for once in his life." From "Asshole dads, and Mom's drunken boyfriend.
Next one is from a piece I entitled "Pa Kua-Way of the Pussy"
Hey, guys! Another rant about my mom's shitty boyfriend.
"So, who here knows what Pa Kua is? Noone, well, it's a stupid martial art that people who can't fight for themselves use. As Phil would say "It's street fighting" , that's true, if street fighting means kicking the person in the nuts and running away.
So, you ask.... what does this have to do with Phil? Well, he took it, he thinks he's the Bruce Lee of Pa Kua, and if anyone ANYONE brings up any form of martial arts, he brings up Pa Kua, and gives you a drunken lesson. He'll teach you how to strangle, kick in the nuts, move around like a drunken idiot, kick in the nuts, fight sissily, gouge peoples eyes out, kick in the nuts, and run away.
GASP! Why am I so annoyed? Because he gives me the same BS every time. SO JOEY YOU GOT IN A FIGHT, YOU USED PAKUA RIGHT? NO! WELL THAN LISTEN!
"Phil, I don't care, I fight my own way"
I KNOW BUT THIS IS USEFUL INFORMATION
"I have to go the bathroom, see you when you leave the room."
GASP! It seems like I have alot of hate for him. Why you ask? Well, I wrote a big ass blog on that and it didn't go through, because of the server thingy, and when I went back to save it :O it wasn't there! 40 minuites of useful information which explains my pissy moods gone down the Myspace crapper.
Moral of the story, Pa Kua is for people who have no honor whatsoever, who fight dirty, and who are drunk all the time (well at least Phil)."
Last is "Atheists! And how they piss me off! I also dislike Johova's witnesses, well at least the old ones" Note: I don't hate atheists, I just hate my mom's boyfriend.
"In case you haven't read any of my Quote Blogs Unquote, than you don't know who our little character Phil is. He's drunk 24/7, he's inconsiderate, he thinks he's right 100% of the time, and he's an atheist (plus he's really really loud for no reason at all)
Atheists-People who don't believe any religion is right. They don't believe in a god, or anything.
Phil- Loud ass drunk asshole, who thinks he's always right.
Mix Phil and Atheism= Someone who won't let you believe in what you want to.
He told me.... my grandma was worm food after she died. I was like 12? I think. He told me my uncle was worm food when he died..... I was 12.
I said, "No! They're in heaven", he says "ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?! THEY'RE DEAD NOTHING BUT A ROTTING CORPSE IN THE GROUND, THEY'RE DEAD, THEY'RE WORM FOOD"
GASP! What an asshole you say?
Well, since Atheism is no religion, there are no rules. He checks out 14 year old girls, without any guilt GASP! What a sicko you say?! He's strangled me and hit my mom a few times! GASP! Why don't you move out?! Because we have nowhere else to go that we can be a "Family Unit".
He drinks from 5:30 AM, to whenever he passes out. He goes to work drunk, he drives drunk (but he won't allow our guests to do so, even if it means my cousin sleeping on the floor.), he believes in hitting his kids (Except for the few times he's gotten me and my mom, if he ever did it again, he'll be in a grave sooner than you can say PHIL'S AN ASSHOLE. God, I love my cousins, and brother.), and the only thing he condemns.......
DRUM ROLL SUCKA!
Stealing. That's right, he doesn't give a fuck about anything, but if you steal something that his drunken ass money earned, he'll be pissed.
Why is he atheist? Because he likes to sound smart. "Man created god to explain himself" now imagine that drunken and slurred.
IM A GIANT ASSHOLE WHO FEELS NO REMORSE FOR ANYTHING
He'll laugh at us if we cry, for like family deaths. Well he doesn't laugh, but he says asshole remarks "Joey, you didn't cry? Hahahaha, glad to see someones not a pussy in your family!"
Why'd we even move in with him, or have him around the famiily?! Because my mom was lonely, and he was different in the begining. Gasp! he changed! What a surprise! I hate this fucker! I've had countless dreams of stabbing him, ripping his heart out, bashing his skull in, and doing any other thing to at least give him a feel of the pain he's inflicted onto our family.
Rowe Family=Close
Rowe Family plus Phil= OMG I HAVENT SEEN SOME OF MY COUSINS IN 2 YEARS!"
I hate him so much, and there are other reasons too, I'll write about them later.
Edit: I forgot to put, the name of the thread, is from a Poison the Well song that I have stuck in my head. It's called "Park Benches and what it meant to me" I think....