Carson Daily...... you son of a bitch.

[h2orowe]

:mad: I have lost all hope for our future.
FUCK YOU CARSON!

[Mastiker]

I'm probably going to regret this but... please, further indulge us on your hatred for Carson.

[h2orowe]

He has the shittiest show ever, he thinks he's funny, but you can tell he's crying on the inside. Maybe one of these days, I'll bring his soul (if he has one) sweet release from my foam padded nunchakus. Slaying one god forsaken celebrity at a time, h2o, one at a time.
Anyways, it just sucks, flat out, his guests pretty much make fun of him on the show.
I'm sure they hate being on there.
It's like, the worst TV show ever. AND I'VE SEEN LAGUNA BEACH! Rarr, I've hated him since TRL, god, I hate this guy, but I watch his show for the guests -.- and it's funny how little people laugh.

HEY GUYS IM CARSON DAILY *Audience cracks up at the loser*
I GOT A JOKE *dead silence*
WHAT DID BRITNEY SPEARS AND HER HUSBAND KEVIN FEDERLINE DO
GET PREGNANT *One guy laughs, another crys, and a another one dies inside*
ANOTHER JOKE! READY?! *silence*
WHAT DO YOU GET, WHEN YOU COMBINE KEVIN FEDERLINE AND BRITNEY SPEARS
*dead silence*
A BABY
*silence, except the sound of society's decay*
ANOTHER JOKE
*the sound of a pistol is heard and camera cuts to a blood splattered wall*
WELL, GUESS KEVIN FEDERLINE AND BRITNEY SPEARS ARE PREGNANT
KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!
*cuts to commercial, audience applauses for their chance to escape but it's too late, they're locked in*
MUAHAHAHAHAHA Think you can get away that easy?
*audience members begin panicking, tearing down audio/video equipment*
Silence, infidels. Sit! Now, that I have your attention.
AWFUL JOKE AWFUL JOKE AWFUL JOKE AWFUL JOKE
*Babies cry! Whales die! No more pie! Wheat or rye?*
AWWWWWWWWWWWFUL JOKE
*Carson's head explodes for unexplainable reasons shooting out candy*
*Audience gives a standing ovation, and world peace ensues. Man, and nature finally coexist in harmony. No more crime. A perfect community. No more prejuidices or handicaps, the blind see, the lame walk, and even George Bush bought Hooked on Phonics*

See? I hate him so much, I wrote a short, retarded fan fic about him.

[Pete]

h2orowe, you continue to amuse me on a daily basis :D

[Marblehead]

That fucking show is still on??? Somebody made a deal with the devil.

I watched that show once and on that show they had old dude from Old School. All they did was say "Hey Blue's old!"

hahahahahhaahaha, SHUT UP!

fucking moron.

[h2orowe]

His show amuses me, as to how little his staff and guests respect him.

[Bobbybirdtree]

I don't even turn that shit on. He has always been a giant douche.

[Myrsilus]

Carson Daily... I always wonder how the hell he got his own show on NBC. I mean damn, he's so boring... Don't even get me started on that show either... Most of the guests fail to interest me and there the show has no comedic value.

I'd love to see him make same room for someone more qualified.

[Joe]

That show is so unfunny, it makes me want to bleed out my ears. That man is a retard, and has one face. *Dumbfounded* He always makes that face, and he makes me want to feed him his teeth.

GET CANCELED ALREADY CARSON!!!!!

On a side note: Conan is god.

[Myrsilus]

That show is so unfunny, it makes me want to bleed out my ears. That man is a retard, and has one face. *Dumbfounded* He always makes that face, and he makes me want to feed him his teeth.

GET CANCELED ALREADY CARSON!!!!!

On a side note: Conan is god.
I know... Something about his face lulls me to sleep. He's the embodiment of boring. It's a sad thing that he has a show for himself.

Conan rocks. Carson ain't got shit on him.

[koku]

from the sounds of his first post, that sounds like an awesome show.

by the way if you made those up, they were pretty good and funny @ being corny.

[KujiInRetsu]

One of my friends once mistook Carson Daly for the host of The Daily Show, which, as you know, is hosted by Jon Stewart. Perhaps he mistook the title as an indicator of the host, but nonetheless, I slapped the fuck out of him for his insolence and made sure he knew who was boss of The Daily Show.

[h2orowe]

HAHAHAHAHAHA You're friend is fucking retarded XD


God, I say we go to Carson's house and torch it.

[Lateli]

Didn't they move the show to California?

They went on and on for months about moving and getting ready to move.. Now it's been months and months of reruns.. When do the new shows start? Seeing the show the first time around was boring enough, but a rerun of it is brain melting.. (I only get two channels and this show seperates Conan from Home Improvement.. I like Home Improvement! :( And they're always trying to sell something on the other channel.. )

[kim]

:mad: I have lost all hope for our future.
FUCK YOU CARSON!

Just pray he doesn't move into Conan's spot when Conan moves to Leno's.

[Iekleane]

Just pray he doesn't move into Conan's spot when Conan moves to Leno's.

Conan sucks aswell..

and ZOMG Kim knows how to post!! Now all she has to do is figure out how to post a recent pic of herself :D

[Vidgmchtr]

Actually, his last name is spelled "Daly", but you know, no one is complaining about that.

I've always hated him. His show on MTV (then again, I hate all of MTV), his late night show, the commercials he is in, etc.

A side note: I had a ticket to be in the audience of Conan. Unfortunately, we missed the cut off of the line by a couple of minutes.