Teh opposite sex sux.

[ellie]

Ah, fond memories of the old forum, in which there was constant squawking about the opposite sex. I mean, the opposite sex DESERVES a nice, long squawking about them. I was played hardcore by a bi-curious loser for the last year, so I'm less than fond of guys at the moment.

So, to commemorate the anti-guys, anti-girls theme from the old forums, let's all post some nice rants about the suckiness of guys/girls.

I personally am trying to not get involved with yet another jerk, but as we all know, girls are inexplicably attracted to assholes. I like nice guys, too, but it's usually the assholes who ask me out, so that's who I usually end up dating. Come on, nice guys, grow some balls and ask us out! Everyone would be a lot happier that way. Hopefully I'll be able to restrain my sex-drive for at least a little while and not fall for the next guy that I see.

[Spy]

Get a friends w/ benefits situation going... no strings attached and the only way to get into some annoying shit is to allow feelings

Also while I think everyone should know my stance on this already but here goes, guys well... the majority of you I'm sure I'd kill if I ever met you as frankly I distrust people. However, as far as things are concerned girls can come by anytime as long as they realize that upon walking through my door they agree to sex whenever I damned well please (however, in all fairness they can sleep with whomever they wish aside from me as long as they dont get permanent shit). And with that let the shitty discussion start

[MeneerDijk]

Hopefully I'll be able to restrain my sex-drive for at least a little while and not fall for the next guy that I see.

please don't, i'm standing right here *waves* :D\-<

[Jay]

But I don't WANNA rant about the suckiness of girls. I don't have any problems to speak of, heh.

[Pyrona]

Man, I really don't like women. They're all so catty and... well.. girly >< Also, this whole deal with having to be "asked out" just blows my mind. If you're hanging out with a guy and he's nice and you're having a good time, then why should you have to have him "ask you out"? Just go for it... hang out a lot, kiss him sometime, and you're good to go. Really *huffs*

*grin* was that rantey enough? Granted, it wasn't a rant about the -opposite- sex, but I like boys, so there's really no point in saying ucky things about them ;P

[ellie]

oOo, how YOU doin, meneerdjik?

Well of course not you, Jay, you just have sex with millions of girls but don't get into relationships, so we wouldn't expect you to rant about girls since it's so easy for you to bed 'em!

[Daishikaze]

Never had any such problems, I lucked out and found the right woman on my first attempt. Still together after 8 years, and as happy as ever.

.................................................. ....sorry, didn't mean to rub it in............um.............here have some cake..................?

[ellie]

GAH YOU SUCK. But hey thanks for the cake.

[Spy]

Well I look at it like this, if you can't get the girl to come to you go to the girl. Unfortunately I have a friend that got arrested following that approach, but then again that's because he didn't understand that when she said fuck off she really meant fuck off, so anyway he went to her house and snuck in through the window and kneeled next to her bed with a rose and a card and was starting to give her a speech when her boyfriend came in and smacked him in the back of the head with a brick (which is funny since they're suing him for breaking and entering yet he might as well sue for aggrevated assault).

[Jay]

I sense something happening between Ellie and Meneer.

Bleh, we need to get him laid anyway, this might be the perfect opportunity! :p

[MeneerDijk]

I sense something happening between Ellie and Meneer.

Bleh, we need to get him laid anyway, this might be the perfect opportunity! :p

I AGREE! can anyone give me some money for plane ticket and visa for US?

[ellie]

I can meet you at the Raleigh/Durham Airport. I foresee an adventure a'comin.

[MeneerDijk]

I can meet you at the Raleigh/Durham Airport. I foresee an adventure a'comin.

does this adventure involve getting arrested by the FBI? ...count me in! :D

[Jay]

No one better not be stompin' on my territory here or some heavy shit's gonna go down... :p

[ellie]

Hey, I've been shared by two boys before, I think I might survive it again. I think Jiant Panda also thinks he owns me, though. There might have to be a fight between Jay, Meneer, and Panda, though. I'd like to watch that. FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!

[Jay]

Naw, I'm too mature to fight. I'll just wait until Meneer and JP knock eachother out then move in silently... :p

[MeneerDijk]

As a knight i have experience in duelling over a damsel. I will owneth them all for your hand. *EDIT* that is Ellie's hand ofcourse...not Jay's...or maybe as a trophy

and uh... shared by two guys? Did these guys know about eachother?

[ellie]

Yeah, it was my boyfriend and his best friend. I had a nice big squawking post in the old forum about it, it was really quite unfortunate. Stupid loser has been using me for free sex and drugs for a year, but I didn't figure out his asshole-ness until he whips out the "Let's have a threesome with my best friend!" deal. He even said, "Yeah me and Chad share everything". Gee thanks, I'm so glad I'm like a toy to be shared.

Sigh.

So yeah, having some nice boys dueling over me, sounds good. Bring it on.

[Jay]

Ah, but I have ze powahs. Enough said.

[Benaire]

Next time you have a threesome how about youlet me film is and i'll give you 5% of the profits......

[ellie]

IRT Benaire--It was me with two guys, I dunno if you'd like that as much as if it was me with two girls. . .

[MeneerDijk]

Meh, we'll crop them out of the shot :D

[Benaire]

Hmmm you and 2 girls? ..... I believe you just made my penis very very happy. (now where is that resin)

[Jay]

Benaire needs to get laid and stop whoring onto internet chicks. :p

[Benaire]

I do get laid.... with ladies...... miss palmer?

[Benaire]

And are you saying htat the thought of Elliejay going down on 2 other girls doesn't make you .... happy?

[Jay]

And are you saying htat the thought of Elliejay going down on 2 other girls doesn't make you .... happy?

Oh, it makes me very happy. I have no problems with that. :D

[MeneerDijk]

And are you saying htat the thought of Elliejay going down on 2 other girls doesn't make you .... happy?

On the official D_pad scale of hotness that would be:

manually generating more friction than a spaceshuttle in re-entry

[Jay]

You're trying for the all-time funniest quotes ever, aren't you? :D

[Donut]

Hey, what did I miss? They changed the locks on the new forums and I was just able to break in.

*sound of a police siren is heard*

Well, this might be interesting.

[AnonCastillo]

I personally am trying to not get involved with yet another jerk, but as we all know, girls are inexplicably attracted to assholes. I like nice guys, too, but it's usually the assholes who ask me out, so that's who I usually end up dating. Come on, nice guys, grow some balls and ask us out! Everyone would be a lot happier that way. Hopefully I'll be able to restrain my sex-drive for at least a little while and not fall for the next guy that I see.

If they're so nice and you like them so much, why don't you get off your lazy ass and ask them out yourself?

Maybe if you weren't such a fucking wuss you wouldn't end up with the assholes.

[Donut]

If they're so nice and you like them so much, why don't you get off your lazy ass and ask them out yourself?

Maybe if you weren't such a fucking wuss you wouldn't end up with the assholes.

Judges?



Yes, that was pretty fucking harsh.

[AnonCastillo]

I know. :) The whole point of this thread is to rant against the opposite sex, even if it means exaggerating and blowing things out of proportion a bit.

[Iekleane]

Yeah it was harsh but he was only saying what he thought was the truth, and it may very well be true.

[Jay]

Ban stick! Ban stick! I call for the ban stick! :p

[AnonCastillo]

Ban stick! Ban stick! I call for the ban stick! :p

You really like that stick, don't you?

[ellie]

If they're so nice and you like them so much, why don't you get off your lazy ass and ask them out yourself?

Oh pshaw, and ruin my record of dating only creepy asshole losers? Naw!

[MeneerDijk]

If they're so nice and you like them so much, why don't you get off your lazy ass and ask them out yourself?

Maybe if you weren't such a fucking wuss you wouldn't end up with the assholes.

You will get the opposite of sex if you don't behave. This is tastes too much like a flame to me.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Okay I'm gonna be hounest here. i didn't read anything after page one because I hate getting into threads late.

ellejay You know I'm a great guy. I don't suck :(.

[Jay]

You really like that stick, don't you?

Nah, I just thought it would be useful to point out that mods have ban powers on the new forum. ;)

[ellie]

ellejay You know I'm a great guy. I don't suck :(.

Well come on down to NC then! . . .you're gonna have to fight meneerdijk first, though. Good luck, he looks buff.

[AnonCastillo]

Hey, Ellie took my post well, why can't the rest of you?

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Well come on down to NC then! . . .you're gonna have to fight meneerdijk first, though. Good luck, he looks buff.

WTF? lol.

Yesterday you were pretty much my wifey and now I'm the runner up? Your breaking my heart here :( (OMG! we need the crying smiley) but for you, anything....

Well then, Meenerdijk. *pulls out sword* Shall we?

[NeonWonder]

Ah, fond memories of the old forum, in which there was constant squawking about the opposite sex. I mean, the opposite sex DESERVES a nice, long squawking about them. I was played hardcore by a bi-curious loser for the last year, so I'm less than fond of guys at the moment.

So, to commemorate the anti-guys, anti-girls theme from the old forums, let's all post some nice rants about the suckiness of guys/girls.

I personally am trying to not get involved with yet another jerk, but as we all know, girls are inexplicably attracted to assholes. I like nice guys, too, but it's usually the assholes who ask me out, so that's who I usually end up dating. Come on, nice guys, grow some balls and ask us out! Everyone would be a lot happier that way. Hopefully I'll be able to restrain my sex-drive for at least a little while and not fall for the next guy that I see.

If only you lived in ohio, >.>, lol I usually lack teh confidence to ask a girl out, due to having been horribly thrased by a share of them. People say it shouldn't affect you, but damn it hurts lol. Anyway Ellie, your a beautiful woman, look for a nice guy, you deserve one.

[AnonCastillo]

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Let's See Some Blood!

[Jay]

10 bucks on Meneer (Sorry Panda, gotta side with the mod here :p).

[ellie]

Anyway Ellie, your a beautiful woman, look for a nice guy, you deserve one.

Thanks! What a sweetie. Maybe I just shouldn't be LOOKING for a guy, though, and just enjoy hanging out with a bunch of guys instead of trying to fall in love. I mean, I'm only 19, I got plenty of time to find a guy to get married to and all that good stuff!

IRT Jiant Panda -- Sorry, Panda, but love's tough, and fighting's tougher. May the best man win!!

[Loc]

I dunno about that ellie, I mean 19 is pretty damned old, you'll be an old spinster soon if you don't find a husband ;p

[Jay]

Maybe I just shouldn't be LOOKING for a guy, though, and just enjoy hanging out with a bunch of guys instead of trying to fall in love. I mean, I'm only 19, I got plenty of time to find a guy to get married to and all that good stuff!

That's exactly what I said in my post over at the old forum. Don't try and find a guy right now, play the field for a while and make sure to give the guy a good going over before you jump in.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Thye fewl already lost. He's doing dishes right now, I'm serious.

So *Grabs her into my arms* I'm your knight in shining armor. What can we possibly do now?...

IRT Jay-man
You just won 10 dollars my good friend. $10 American!! haha. Thanks in believing in me. It was a hard fight.

[ellie]

I dunno about that ellie, I mean 19 is pretty damned old, you'll be an old spinster soon if you don't find a husband ;p

I'll end up an old lady with 65 cats. And I'll eat Fancy Feast cat food with them. Sigh.

But at least I have Panda!! :)

[Jiant Flying Panda]

I'll end up an old lady with 65 cats. And I'll eat Fancy Feast cat food with them. Sigh.

But at least I have Panda!! :)

And frankly I'm all you'll ever need ;)

[Jay]

There's way too many internet relationships going on here...

Cool it peoples.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

There's way too many internet relationships going on here...

Cool it peoples.

I said it before and I'll say it again.

Jay-man. This coming from you?

[Jay]

My name isn't Jay-Man anymore. get it right. ;)

And yeah, this is coming from me. :p

[BluZytrix]

Coming back to the topic, I would like to rant about how girls have this devine power to wrap you around their finger with the slightest look. They have the ability to fill you with the warmth and love of mama's Sunday apple pie or slice you down without the slightest hesitation. Such power is quite desireable.

[Jay]

Only if you let 'em dude, only if you let 'em. ;)

[Thespis]

Well, ellie I am descended from a knight if that counts for anything, lol. I grew up on stories of Robin Hood, King Arthur, Ivanhoe, and the 3 Musketeers (no not the candybar). As a teen I was way too nice, sappy even. I quickly learned of the desire for balancing the naughty and nice, hehe. Anyway, I also wouldn't have any problem "putting my money where my mouth is" in making a trip to NC. ;) I wouldn't share you with ANYONE, man or woman, unless that was something YOU wanted. I've been in those situations before, and honestly one on one is much more desirable to me, hehe. I have a lot of respect for JP and Meneer, but that's the way of knights, respecting your opponent. :p

[Marblehead]

Screw that! I wanna see a full on battle royal! :D I'm taken bets! place your bets! :cool:

[Thespis]

Knights had battle royals too. They were either done as a "contest" with blunted weapons known as a "melee" or with sharpened weapons in what many of us like to call "war".

[Marblehead]

Great! Thems the rules! Have at it lads! :D

[ellie]

Damn, the niceness of the guys on here is seriously making me doubt my current hatred of men! I love y'all :)

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Damn, the niceness of the guys on here is seriously making me doubt my current hatred of men! I love y'all :)

Score one for the nice guys!!

1 point down.... 50 billion left to go.

Come on guys we got this game. We can do it! *claps hands like a basketball coach*

[MeneerDijk]

Well, ellie I am descended from a knight if that counts for anything, lol. I grew up on stories of Robin Hood, King Arthur, Ivanhoe, and the 3 Musketeers (no not the candybar). As a teen I was way too nice, sappy even. I quickly learned of the desire for balancing the naughty and nice, hehe. Anyway, I also wouldn't have any problem "putting my money where my mouth is" in making a trip to NC. ;) I wouldn't share you with ANYONE, man or woman, unless that was something YOU wanted. I've been in those situations before, and honestly one on one is much more desirable to me, hehe. I have a lot of respect for JP and Meneer, but that's the way of knights, respecting your opponent. :p

blah, i AM a knight! :p

[KO3AK]

There are many categories of females, but almost all are under one kingdom - "BITCH".

First are the MOUTH YAPPING WHORES. All these girls want is to keep yapping their mouths about themselves and pretend like they are special. Yap Yap Yap. Shut the fuck up already, you dumb bitch. Nobody gives a shit what you did past weekend, or how cute that shirt looked. I feel like drilling out my ears rather than listen a girl YAP about herself. When they are not uselessly yapping, they are bitching about something. No woman, we will not go to the restaurant because you feel upset, you dumb money-sucking whore. *SMACK*. Make me a sandwich bitch.

Second come the evil Nazi feminists. These women want to be treated just like men, EXCEPT when it comes to certain things are obviously disadvantage them. They think they are strong, independent with their "Bitch on Road" bumper sticker, while all they do is lead whole humanity to its doom. Complete and utmost doom. This kind should be exterminated in public genocide.

Ooohhh, I cannot go on anymore like this.....

Basically guys, if you are looking for an understanding, kind woman; who is able to handle criticism, and be able to tell you complete truth, and be a loveable companion:

CONSIDER MASTRUBATION!!!

Now hopefully I captured the spirit of this thread? I don't want to read back entire thread...

[Marblehead]

There are many categories of females, but almost all are under one kingdom - "BITCH".

First are the MOUTH YAPPING WHORES. All these girls want is to keep yapping their mouths about themselves and pretend like they are special. Yap Yap Yap. Shut the fuck up already, you dumb bitch. Nobody gives a shit what you did past weekend, or how cute that shirt looked. I feel like drilling out my ears rather than listen a girl YAP about herself. When they are not uselessly yapping, they are bitching about something. No woman, we will not go to the restaurant because you feel upset, you dumb money-sucking whore. *SMACK*. Make me a sandwich bitch.

Second come the evil Nazi feminists. These women want to be treated just like men, EXCEPT when it comes to certain things are obviously disadvantage them. They think they are strong, independent with their "Bitch on Road" bumper sticker, while all they do is lead whole humanity to its doom. Complete and utmost doom. This kind should be exterminated in public genocide.

Ooohhh, I cannot go on anymore like this.....

Basically guys, if you are looking for an understanding, kind woman; who is able to handle criticism, and be able to tell you complete truth, and be a loveable companion:

CONSIDER MASTRUBATION!!!

Now hopefully I captured the spirit of this thread? I don't want to read back entire thread...

Are you Mario Cantone? :eek:

[Myrsilus]

blah, i AM a knight! :p
I'm a ninja. :D

For the sake of not being random, I personally hate women that are unable to drop abusive men. I have seen MANY cases of this and even tried to intervene. But I am sure a lot of you know that there is no getting through to these women. It is a shame becuase more often than not they are great people. Just too dependent.

On that note, I hate men that think women are nothing but pieces of meat. I have too much respect for women to even attempt to relate to that mentality. But... some women don't try to defend their integrity, so bummer.

[Benaire]

Yay women? you go girls!!! errrr lets burn some bras..... women should have equal rights to men but more where it counts.

I love women!!!

[DJEvan]

thought i'll chip in on this.

What i seriously seriously hate about women is giving false hope to guys who are interested in them. just screws up about every single male i've met so far, and sadly i happen to be one of the unlucky ones.

Another thing would be the REALLY high standards women expect in men. In Singapore, its pretty much standard for all women to EXPECT their man to own 5Cs, namely Condo, Car, Career, Cash, Credit Card. (its 6 but blame the Singaporean Government for teaching us Bad Engleesh.)

Note: i'm 22, so i can't really say i have much experience in point 2, but wait till you hear my friends bitch about how demanding their girls are. Boggles the mind.

[Bobbybirdtree]

If you want sex ellie but want to cut out the middleman, you can always take care of it yourself. ;) Probably better than any man could.

[Spy]

I am a priest. But then again I say that because people tend to confess really fucked up shit to me all the time. Perhaps one day I'll get ordained for the fuck of it (been operating a private confessional since I was approx. 12 but it's definitely led to learning some fun things). Although thinking about it, if I ever get a chance I'll try to join whatever's left of the Templars.

As for Elliejay's issue, make up your mind and continue with it as you see fit. I'm sure you won't get yourself into too much trouble. Also, what drugs were you passing along (I fiend drugs more than sex as most make you feel better than sex and depending on the drug possibly for free).

Dijk how exactly are you a knight?

Squirrel avatar using person (seriously can't recall your username for shit atm) - interesting, glad there are some nice guys.

So far being a nice guy definitely sucks, but then again I've also pretty much given up on looking for partners as it's just as easy to masturbate or pop one's drug(s) of choice.

[MeneerDijk]

Dijk how exactly are you a knight?


Since i have a silver stallion Felix_the_cat made me a knight, him being a cop gives him that authority. Don't ask why, never question Canadians with guns :confused: :eek: :p

[Myrsilus]

I am a priest. But then again I say that because people tend to confess really fucked up shit to me all the time. Perhaps one day I'll get ordained for the fuck of it (been operating a private confessional since I was approx. 12 but it's definitely led to learning some fun things). Although thinking about it, if I ever get a chance I'll try to join whatever's left of the Templars.

As for Elliejay's issue, make up your mind and continue with it as you see fit. I'm sure you won't get yourself into too much trouble. Also, what drugs were you passing along (I fiend drugs more than sex as most make you feel better than sex and depending on the drug possibly for free).

Dijk how exactly are you a knight?

Squirrel avatar using person (seriously can't recall your username for shit atm) - interesting, glad there are some nice guys.

So far being a nice guy definitely sucks, but then again I've also pretty much given up on looking for partners as it's just as easy to masturbate or pop one's drug(s) of choice.
I have the same problems as you. I'm way too much of a nice guy and I usually get the confessions as well. I've heard some odd things, like peculiar mentrual periods, weird sex habits with their boyfriends... eh the list goes on.

But don't give up. Being a nice guy isn't so bad as long as you have the balls to actually pursue a relationship. I've learned this to be true. There is always a girl out there.

I'm corny.

[ellie]

If you want sex ellie but want to cut out the middleman, you can always take care of it yourself. ;) Probably better than any man could.

Well, let me quote some Brittany Spears for you:
'Cause I just discovered
Imagination's taken over.
Another day without a lover,
The more I come to understand the touch of my hand.

Ms. Brittany clearly understands how to remove the middleman from the sex dealio.

[Spy]

Yes but then sex isn't is good for the men. We already get jipped enough, we don't need to get jipped here to.

[Thespis]

If you want sex ellie but want to cut out the middleman, you can always take care of it yourself. ;) Probably better than any man could.
She could certainly resort to that, and probably better than "many" men could, but not better than all of them. ;) That I can guarantee. I'm probably too old for her though, so it's all moot as far as I see it.

Regardless, I LOVE being a "nice" guy, but I balance it with naughtiness, so it works out well. I am very happy with my life.

[ChronoSphere]

Bit of fair warning about the "friends with benefits" deal: becareful what you get into. I had a friend with benefits... and we ended up in a monogamous relationship for 3.5 years :P

[Annoying MSN Person]

If you are an intact hermaphrodite, what is the opposite sex? Is there such thing as a person with no sex whatsoever?