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Jay
09-02-2005, 02:30 PM
"If I let you, you would make me destroy myself. In order to survive you, I must first survive myself. I can sink no further, and I can not forgive you. There's no choice but to confront you. To engage you. To erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. Shameless now. Nameless now. Nothing now. No one now. But my soul must be iron. Because my fear is naked. I'm naked and fearless. And my fear is naked!"

"And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still, 'till we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmland of our own mid-west, and as we descended cries of impending doom arose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices, full of fear! And terror possessed me then. And I begged, 'angel of the lord, what are these tortured screams?' And the anggel said unto me: 'These are the cries of the carrots. The cries of the carrot; you see, reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them, it is the holocaust.' And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers, and roared, 'hear me now! I have seen the light! They have a consciousness! They have a life! They have a soul, DAMN you! Let the rabbits wear glasses. Can I get an amen?' 'AMEN!' 'Can I get a hallelujah?' 'HALLELUJAH!' 'Thank yeh Jesus.' "

The two best pieces of verse ever written. Ever. :)

Excel-2008
09-02-2005, 11:35 PM
I loved the first passage. I plan to use it in my election speech next June.

Joe
09-03-2005, 12:21 AM
Both of those are so esoteric.... people like me are clueless. CLUELESS I TELL YOU!

belladonna
09-03-2005, 02:33 AM
i don't get it..... the first is awesome.... the second reminds me strangely of Bunnicula...

Jormungand
09-04-2005, 12:47 AM
thats deep man