anybody want a lap cat?

[Tssss..]

he's a long fur persian....blue eyes, pink nose, creamy and black fur. purrs constantly and gives kisses.

....and walks all over my freakin keyboard to be pet even though i've been petting him for over an hour.

anyway, FREE CAT!!!!

[koku]

first you tell the population WHY you want to send him away.

:P

[MeneerDijk]

Hmmmm cat stew...

just kidding... they're much better barbequed

[Tssss..]

first you tell the population WHY you want to send him away.

:P


honestly? he's so sweet and loveable. he's just an attention whore. literally, he wants to be pet ALL the time.

and he keeps walking on my keyboard.

[Benaire]

Easy to fix remove the cats feet is a duo solution.
A) The cat hates you for removing its feet with say a butter knife or spoon.
B) it can no longer walk maybe a crawl like a catapillar.

[Tssss..]

.................and he just knocked my soda over with his fat ass. it got all over my work, my computer speakers, the curtains, the wall, and the carpet.

nm...........this cats days are numbered. lol.

[Dresh]

Sounds like someone can't control her pussy.

[Tssss..]

...........because i'm a girl that doesn't sound right.....lol

[Dresh]

...........because i'm a girl that doesn't sound right.....lol
Even better. Above post edited with correct gender.

[Tssss..]

lol. i have so many things i could say.....but i don't want this to get any dirtier so i'm just gonna stop it here.

[kensei]

Tch, that's boring :P

[Tssss..]

well alright then. don't want you bored.

i have no problems controlling my pussy. when its bad i just spray it and get it wet.


perhaps i went to far....i should mention that i really do spray the cat with water....and then he behaves. :o

[l337m45t3r]

... Spray it with what pray tell?

[Benaire]

Your pussy doesn't like to get wet? Hmmmm.

Does your pussy spray around the house or have you got it fixed I heard they still may do that. Also what do you feed your pussy..... Im thinking about getting a pussy myself. I heard dry is better but you need to put out more water.

Does your pussy smell? or make lots of noise? please tell me.

[Praetorian]

Michael's guide to cat pwning.


http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/fleabag.htm

[Mushu]

all this pussy talk makes me wanna go out and buy me a pussy

[kensei]

All the pussy talk makes me think we've all reverted to a bunch of 14 year-olds.

[l337m45t3r]

Michael's guide to cat pwning.


http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/fleabag.htm

Holds up a scorecard with a 0 on it.

[Praetorian]

Holds up a scorecard with a 0 on it.


Kekekekekeke ^___^

[Mittens]

I'd be more than happy to have the kitty ^^
I loooooove kitties, and I'd be sure to spoil it =D

[Jay]

Can I see your pussy, Tssss..?

[Tungtvann]

Oh no, these pussy innuendos are just far too much for me.

[InsertWapNameHere]

j00 give me your cat >:O

[Mushu]

Can I see your pussy, Tssss..? i would also like examine your pussy before i can accept it

[Jay]

i would also like examine your pussy before i can accept it

Oh, I can accept it, I just want to see her pussy first. :p

[Tungtvann]

Real funny, yo......

[Jay]

Real funny, yo......

Yep, we think so (obviously... :rolleyes: ).

[Tssss..]

lol...

unfortunatly, i'm much happier with my pussy this morning. he was very good last night.

so he is no longer available....pologize! :)

[h2orowe]

Fool, Tss... can I help care for your pussy, at least visit it? I've seen alot of pussies in my day, but yours sounds great.

[Benaire]

You don't treat your pussy well do you Tsss if you did it wouldn't be such a problem. If you have so little respect for it as to give it away to anyone how any any man respect you ?

[h2orowe]

I respect her, she's not afraid to let her pussy loose. Now, if she was bad to her pussy, that'd be a different story. How many knots are in your pussies hair?

[JustTooCrazy]

my cats, chloe

[JustTooCrazy]

and harley

[Benaire]

awwww your pussy look sad

[h2orowe]

You're pussy's fat, can I stroke your pussy?

[JustTooCrazy]

the first one isnt fat and the second one is just really hairy

[Dresh]

My cat, Tenchi

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Dresh/Tenchi.jpg

[h2orowe]

It's all good, I like all pussies, even if they're hairy, or shaved, or cut, or smelly, or wet, or dry, or old, or young, or sick!
I love pussy.

[Mushu]

It's all good, I like all pussies, even if they're hairy, or shaved, or cut, or smelly, or wet, or dry, or old, or young, or sick!
I love pussy.i think he gone too far now....im out

[Tungtvann]

I could make jokes about Koreans or whatever eating pussy, but I won't.