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Eliteminion
09-02-2005, 04:45 AM
I'm unaware if anyone has made this topic before, so if they have my apologies. So what is it? "The Octopus" is basically oral sex that involves an individual using their teeth to give pleasure to their partner, instead of the typical sucking. There now you know :p, and NO I dont know this from experience. :cool:
Katiekoneko
09-02-2005, 05:11 AM
then Az ex maybe has sharpe vampire teeth..
poor guy.
Your Biggest Fan
09-02-2005, 05:12 AM
No one knows, and i think it will remain that way.
Katiekoneko
09-02-2005, 05:14 AM
No one knows, and i think it will remain that way.
I think so too
Unlike most other ppl
I don't really CARE to know.
Maybe its cuz Im a girl tho.
well, from friends that have went abroad one commented on the teeth of japanese women.
It wasn't a positive comment, so this theory could be true. \
But Az will never admit what it was(don't know why not finally) so kill all your fun.
Samwise
09-02-2005, 05:39 AM
Wrong, wrong, wrong, all wrong.
The Octopus cannot be completed without this... THING. I don't even know what it's called, it's a jelly ring with hard plastic beads on the end, most of which come with a vibrator installed SOMEWHERE.
I guess it was made to stimulate something somewhere on someone, but what likely happened is, Girlfriend tried using it on Az, and his Kancho Sense went off and he flipped out, and got cut either by a fingernail (Japanese women often sharpen them to make them more efficient at cutting the throats of their enemies) or teeth.
Your basic assumption on WHERE the wound was inflicted was, in fact, incorrect, you see.
Collapse
09-02-2005, 06:10 AM
I emailed him with something, but I presumed he never read it.
All I can think of is that it is the hard "siphoning" involved.
Azrael
09-02-2005, 06:12 AM
Sorry to burst your bubble, but no teeth, nor any special aids/devices/accessories are a part of the "Octopus" maneuver.
If you really wanna know, go find my ex and ask for one. It really doesn't matter who you are, just ask nicely enough/enough times and she'll do it.
l337m45t3r
09-02-2005, 06:15 AM
I think I'll pass. :D
CNagy
09-02-2005, 06:16 AM
As an octupus has 8 tentacles, I shall throw my guess into the ring that it involves using all of the fingers save for the thumbs to frame the organ being performed on, much like an octopus pulling something into it's mouth. My next supposition is that the wound was inflicted by nails, and probably one of the ring fingers.
Of course, it's also 2 in the morning so I am dead tired and just got a good laugh imagining the above circumstances.
Katiekoneko
09-02-2005, 06:17 AM
maybe it had something to do with ink?
*lol* n.m
Samwise
09-02-2005, 06:21 AM
Going purely on my knowlege of african-american anatomy gleaned purely from graffiti scrawled on stall walls and pornography, it may have been something she had eaten the previous day.
Like glass or used medical sharps, for instance. Going from Az's description of her, I really wouldn't be that suprised.
MeneerDijk
09-02-2005, 06:28 AM
RWPW....move-a-roni
stillbornsinger
09-02-2005, 06:34 AM
I think so too
Unlike most other ppl
I don't really CARE to know.
Maybe its cuz Im a girl tho.
Thats all the more reason why you should care, just think one day your bopping along, your with the greatest guy in the world, and then you perform it unknowingly...
Can you imagine the consequences?
oh yeah on the subject of the octopus though...
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TwDtAuIY!vxCf!LqsXBkoLXuJ0MS!*
Samwise
09-02-2005, 06:38 AM
Obviously, the only solution is for Katiekoneko to never have sexual relations.
Except for with women.
Which, honestly, I have no problem with. Better safe than sorry, you know.
stillbornsinger
09-02-2005, 06:39 AM
doh...
http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/602/602__image_09.jpg
stillbornsinger
09-02-2005, 07:15 AM
Obviously, the only solution is for Katiekoneko to never have sexual relations.
Except for with women.
Which, honestly, I have no problem with. Better safe than sorry, you know.
woah woah woah...
That is a horrible idea, Katiekoneko appears to be a perfectly fine attractive young lady and to steer here towards being a lesbian is really the wrong way to go.
Why waste such potential!
I don't understand male's fascination with lesbians, yes they are pretty but they are then off the market.
kensei
09-02-2005, 07:22 AM
Not that I especially care, but I'd assume it has something to do with fingers and random orifi...orifices...whatever.
Mushu
09-02-2005, 08:54 AM
im going on a leap here, but has anyone considered that maybe, just maybe she used a real octopus upon she forgot to remove one of the two claws it uses as teeth, see see it could be that, it is that, cnome Az admit it damnit, so i can win the prize
stillbornsinger
09-02-2005, 12:36 PM
Sorry to burst your bubble, but no teeth, nor any special aids/devices/accessories are a part of the "Octopus" maneuver.
I think that would fall into the no special aids/devices/accessories... so sorry, no octopus.
Mushu
09-02-2005, 12:41 PM
godamnit!!
Samwise
09-03-2005, 05:19 AM
woah woah woah...
That is a horrible idea, Katiekoneko appears to be a perfectly fine attractive young lady and to steer here towards being a lesbian is really the wrong way to go.
Why waste such potential!
I don't understand male's fascination with lesbians, yes they are pretty but they are then off the market.
Simple math my soft-headed friend.
We all know, one naked women is, generally, a good thing. This is just a given.
Two, of course, is better. Simple.
Lateli
09-03-2005, 05:32 AM
When I hear Octopus, it makes me want to make an :O face and put my hands near my mouth, palms out and wiggle my fingers.
JustTooCrazy
09-03-2005, 06:12 AM
Sorry to burst your bubble, but no teeth, nor any special aids/devices/accessories are a part of the "Octopus" maneuver.
If you really wanna know, go find my ex and ask for one. It really doesn't matter who you are, just ask nicely enough/enough times and she'll do it.
personally i just think she pulled it really hard and tore the skin... dunno maybe az has really dry skin...
l337m45t3r
09-03-2005, 07:32 AM
im going on a leap here, but has anyone considered that maybe, just maybe she used a real octopus upon she forgot to remove one of the two claws it uses as teeth, see see it could be that, it is that, cnome Az admit it damnit, so i can win the prize
Somehow I doubt Az would let anyone get a live octopus anywhere near his genitalia. :D
Praetorian
09-03-2005, 07:58 AM
When I hear Octopus, it makes me want to make an :O face and put my hands near my mouth, palms out and wiggle my fingers.
Heh, that cracked me up.
Collapse
09-03-2005, 09:38 AM
When I hear Octopus, it makes me want to make an :O face and put my hands near my mouth, palms out and wiggle my fingers.
That would be Cthulhu sir. But an excellent post nonetheless.
What frightens me is how there's two pages worth of talk about AZ'S PENIS.
Mushu
09-03-2005, 12:00 PM
What frightens me is how there's two pages worth of talk about AZ'S PENIS. must be that huge :D
edit: dont ask me why im throughing gansoline on the fire here :D
...because you're obsessed with Azrael's doodle like the rest of them.
<--- scared.
Mushu
09-03-2005, 12:07 PM
dont you dare go freud on my ass
caseylim
09-07-2005, 07:49 AM
My opinion is that the octopus is basicqally just chewing the dick. It grinds the dick with the molars of the teeth. Biting it all over....poor dick.
That's my guess.
Azrael
09-07-2005, 08:19 AM
No teeth were used either.
danielh
09-07-2005, 11:32 AM
i think its derived from the first instance of japanese tentacle porn, "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife" where a octopus kisses a girl and another one blows her. I have no idea what it invovles but i betcha there's alot of sucking
Mojinr
09-07-2005, 11:40 AM
Am I the only one that thought fingers were involved with this? Probably both hands on the shaft with alot of pulling and tension, which usually feels great but between the tension and the blood engorged member there was too much strain and it ripped.
Just imagine something involving lots of sucking, and fingers working actively, like tentacles, very close to the mouth. I mean, one look at the National Geographic and watching "The Octopus" in it's habit gives the clue on how Az's..... tool was mangled.
Kaziel
09-07-2005, 02:55 PM
Okay, Az, if someone did guess what the octopus was, would you admit it?
Honestly, I don't care... anything that could end up with a wound down there I'm really not too keen on doing... >.> *shudders*
Saitou Hajime
09-07-2005, 03:05 PM
Simple math my soft-headed friend.
We all know, one naked women is, generally, a good thing. This is just a given.
Two, of course, is better. Simple.
1 naked lesbian + 1 naked lesbian = 2 naked lesbians and no men.
valentine
09-07-2005, 06:14 PM
oh my god I think I've got it.
It's so obvious I can't believe no one's gotten it yet.
What she did was, she got a live octopus (the japanese love things with tentacles) and had IT suck on Azrael's penis.
DUH
case closed
Mushu
09-07-2005, 06:30 PM
oh my god I think I've got it.
It's so obvious I can't believe no one's gotten it yet.
What she did was, she got a live octopus (the japanese love things with tentacles) and had IT suck on Azrael's penis.
DUH
case closedim going on a leap here, but has anyone considered that maybe, just maybe she used a real octopus upon she forgot to remove one of the two claws it uses as teeth, see see it could be that, it is that, cnome Az admit it damnit, so i can win the prize
already ahead of you :D
DJEvan
09-07-2005, 06:41 PM
apparently, if one looks closely enough, the answer is already out there for display. I remember a few people confirming it back at the old boards or one of the old threads here on the new board. Basically, no tools/teeth/hands/legs/arm extentions/dildos/vibrators/etc are used. its all about the penetration baby!
PM me for a more detailed answer :P answers will take about 1 day, i don't really look around here nowadays
Katiekoneko
09-07-2005, 06:51 PM
Obviously, the only solution is for Katiekoneko to never have sexual relations.
Except for with women.
Which, honestly, I have no problem with. Better safe than sorry, you know.
Oh god
I stopped looking at this topic a while ago
and I guess I shouldnt have..cuz I wasnt here to defend myself from comments.
woah woah woah...
That is a horrible idea, Katiekoneko appears to be a perfectly fine attractive young lady and to steer here towards being a lesbian is really the wrong way to go.
Why waste such potential!
I don't understand male's fascination with lesbians, yes they are pretty but they are then off the market.
Ya.. me no les-bo
so no les-bo action
Pierrot le Fou
09-08-2005, 06:28 AM
There are definitely people who know about it. There were at least 3 people that he announced it to in a little bar in Kobe. And the other two don't browse this site (I think). And I am impeachable (without a sizeable monetary bribe).
caseylim
09-08-2005, 06:54 AM
I don't quite understand. It say that thing(dick) splits, that means the thing splits 8 sides aparts like an octopus? How do Az cure's it back?
DJEvan
09-08-2005, 08:48 AM
no duh, the skin ripped. not split into 8 parts. Ouch.
Mushu
09-08-2005, 09:08 AM
this i got to know, DJeven teori that is, how the fuck can you rip you dick on penetration? unless she had tight dried up pussy, no offence Az :D you can my ass when i get to kyoto :D
valentine
09-09-2005, 05:31 AM
already ahead of you :D
Great minds think alike, and all that junk.
Dead Sexy Vocab
09-09-2005, 05:48 AM
The Oral Octopus = Penis Cutter-Upper
Katiekoneko
09-09-2005, 05:51 AM
Octopus=too much wasted time on talking about something that wasnt good anyhow
DJEvan
09-09-2005, 06:36 PM
this i got to know, DJeven teori that is, how the fuck can you rip you dick on penetration? unless she had tight dried up pussy, no offence Az :D you can my ass when i get to kyoto :D
well hell i don't know, i didn't rip mine now did it :D but from my knowledge, the angle accompanied with other factors can easily cause a tear, since the skin is streached and whatnot.
finger nails?
was it from oral?
EDIT: ok now i KNOW it is oral. And I just think she sucked really really hard. I'm not sure if nails played any part...
give up some hints.
DJEvan
09-10-2005, 04:45 AM
wrong, not oral.
Dead Sexy Vocab
09-10-2005, 04:47 AM
Teeth thing, I suppose.
Azrael
09-10-2005, 05:05 AM
I've mentioned before...
It's simply a technique. No teeth, tongue-piercings, lip-piercings, anything like that.
She didn't use her hands.
She wasn't in any strange positions.
Ahimsa
09-10-2005, 05:58 AM
show of a motion picture of this Octopus ..... must know this ancient secret.... lol
DJEvan
09-10-2005, 06:16 AM
no strange positions, but its mentioned once in the karma sutra no?
Ahimsa
09-10-2005, 06:24 AM
no strange positions, but its mentioned once in the karma sutra no?
Well lemme whip out the texts and check it out....
Azrael
09-11-2005, 03:23 PM
show of a motion picture of this Octopus ..... must know this ancient secret.... lol
This is exactly why I don't tell what it is. Too many people would go out and try it for themselves.
Like how I said "this is the worst porn ever" but that somehow motivated people to go out and actually see it.
JudoPorkChop
09-11-2005, 03:39 PM
Oh. Crap. I just figured out what it was, and yeah, I could see how accidents could happen. Ouch.
Clearly she is a demon, correct? Maybe she was mad at Az and used a razorblade? No hands needed. "Oh no? It ripped and I havent a clue how? Maybe...?" *puts hand over mouth and spits out razorblade and discards it somehwere*
So.... She might have used that and you would never know.
KiwiKitty
09-12-2005, 11:28 AM
I think more people have become interested in this simply because the thread refuses to die. I've laughed at it, and now it's got me curious... damn. Oh well, I know enough not to ask. Beg, perhaps, but not ask.
Nah ;)
As to the other conversation topic in here, I'm not a fan of watching lesbians, either.
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