I Have a Confession to Make.

[Sock Full of Boiled Dimes]

I not really a man. I'm a woman.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/1/6324000/ngbbs43173935c5905.jpg

I also have another confession.

I'm not really a woman. I'm a horse.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/1/6324000/ngbbs43173a429df3e.jpg

Wait wait. I have one more confession. I'm not really a horse I'm Tom Cruise.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/1/6324000/ngbbs43173c118fea4.jpg

[StormShadow]

Frankly Leeza, I'm surprised.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

If only he'd do the thing he did with Oprah to that fat chick, and make that into a gif.

That would've been hilarious.