Sock Full of Boiled Dimes
06-08-2006, 11:08 PM
With the rise in popularity with Myspace we all seem to see plenty of people whoring themselves out on camera. I know because I have been guilty of it quite a few time. It's not my fault I am just so sexy.
Anyway I found some annoyances in the cam whore picture posting. See if any of these sound familiar to you.
1: The "F**k You Finger" Picture.
People who post the middle finger with a picture of themselves just annoy me? What are you trying to prove? The fact that you are edgy and can give the middle finger to whoever is unfortunate to take a look at your ugly mug? Maybe, you use that finger so much to pick your butt that you feel the need to show everyone your stink finger. Whatever the reason it is really pointless and I don't even care if you are trying to be "anime". You are not from Japan.
This brings me to my next one.
2: The "Take a look at how anime I can be" picture.
Ever notice those people who love anime so much that they think life is one? Me neither because if I meet one I usually ignore them. Anyway, they do happen to exsist and they love their anime. There is the men who take brooding pictures with their cheap sword that they got from some flea market after they begged their mom for 4 hours to get it for them, but it took some convincing because she thought they would poke their eye out. Then there is that girl who tries so hard to look cute like all those "cute cartoon", let me emphisize the word CARTOON, by smiling big and closing their eyes while they never realize they look like a women in her mid 30's who also just happened to smoke a pound of crack. You are NOT a cartoon.
3: The "Mirror Pose" Picture.
Bah, either learn how to use the camera or get some friends because I see way too many mirror poses...*cough*. A mirror pose is where (most likely a girl) will shimmy herself to one side and her camera to the other and take a snap shot of her reflection. I guess to get the whole view of her, but I really don't want to see the aftermath of several years of anorexia or twinkie binges.
4: The "Too Close for Comfort" picture.
These pictures are taken because they DON'T want people to see their bodies. Why? They are probably fat or have no legs, I dunno. It's usually some stupid reason like that. Some people will zoom in close enough so we don't have to see pimples. OMG PIMPLES!? You mean you want to be like every other adolecent out there who wants to deny the fact that that is a part of puberty? Maybe you just forgot to clean your face idiot. Buy some face wipes I don't want to see 17 shots of your eyelid.
5: The "I Really am a Whore" picture
There are girls out there who are ready and willing to take off some of their clothes just for attention. Online attention. Wtf. Seriously. How bad is your self esteem that you need several thousand nerds puffing away at a nervous nip shot at 3AM in the morning because they were up anyway and needed something to do. Later you get a reply like, "Omg uz so hawt" and probably think it's the best compliment you've gotten in your life. Nude shots wouldn't be so bad if I actually ran into these people more often and I get there too late when they actually realized they can get paid to do this....
Anyway, so more than often you get 16-17 year old girls who do this because they are as slutty online as they are in real life. Congradulations, see you in the porn industry in the next year or so. Hope to catch that 30 second clip of you getting hammered in the pooper while you wonder what the hell happened to your self respect.
I've got more, but the vain in my neck is about to burst so I'll add part 2 later.
Anyway I found some annoyances in the cam whore picture posting. See if any of these sound familiar to you.
1: The "F**k You Finger" Picture.
People who post the middle finger with a picture of themselves just annoy me? What are you trying to prove? The fact that you are edgy and can give the middle finger to whoever is unfortunate to take a look at your ugly mug? Maybe, you use that finger so much to pick your butt that you feel the need to show everyone your stink finger. Whatever the reason it is really pointless and I don't even care if you are trying to be "anime". You are not from Japan.
This brings me to my next one.
2: The "Take a look at how anime I can be" picture.
Ever notice those people who love anime so much that they think life is one? Me neither because if I meet one I usually ignore them. Anyway, they do happen to exsist and they love their anime. There is the men who take brooding pictures with their cheap sword that they got from some flea market after they begged their mom for 4 hours to get it for them, but it took some convincing because she thought they would poke their eye out. Then there is that girl who tries so hard to look cute like all those "cute cartoon", let me emphisize the word CARTOON, by smiling big and closing their eyes while they never realize they look like a women in her mid 30's who also just happened to smoke a pound of crack. You are NOT a cartoon.
3: The "Mirror Pose" Picture.
Bah, either learn how to use the camera or get some friends because I see way too many mirror poses...*cough*. A mirror pose is where (most likely a girl) will shimmy herself to one side and her camera to the other and take a snap shot of her reflection. I guess to get the whole view of her, but I really don't want to see the aftermath of several years of anorexia or twinkie binges.
4: The "Too Close for Comfort" picture.
These pictures are taken because they DON'T want people to see their bodies. Why? They are probably fat or have no legs, I dunno. It's usually some stupid reason like that. Some people will zoom in close enough so we don't have to see pimples. OMG PIMPLES!? You mean you want to be like every other adolecent out there who wants to deny the fact that that is a part of puberty? Maybe you just forgot to clean your face idiot. Buy some face wipes I don't want to see 17 shots of your eyelid.
5: The "I Really am a Whore" picture
There are girls out there who are ready and willing to take off some of their clothes just for attention. Online attention. Wtf. Seriously. How bad is your self esteem that you need several thousand nerds puffing away at a nervous nip shot at 3AM in the morning because they were up anyway and needed something to do. Later you get a reply like, "Omg uz so hawt" and probably think it's the best compliment you've gotten in your life. Nude shots wouldn't be so bad if I actually ran into these people more often and I get there too late when they actually realized they can get paid to do this....
Anyway, so more than often you get 16-17 year old girls who do this because they are as slutty online as they are in real life. Congradulations, see you in the porn industry in the next year or so. Hope to catch that 30 second clip of you getting hammered in the pooper while you wonder what the hell happened to your self respect.
I've got more, but the vain in my neck is about to burst so I'll add part 2 later.