Az, I found "The Worst Porn Ever"...

[farstrider]

...and you're right, it is the worst porn ever :eek:

Also, it seems they pixelated every seen that shows pussy; is that something they do with all Japanese porn, or did I just get ahold of a weird edited version?

[KujiInRetsu]

It's something they do with all of it. Japanese law forbids uncensored footage of the human genitalia.

And for God's sake, couldn't you just take Az's advice and stay happier for not having watched it? That's what I'm doing. :D

[MeneerDijk]

Hmmm, this doesnt belong in the creative section... to the dungeons with you!

[Jay]

This is also quite an old topic. It was around for months on the old forum.

[farstrider]

And for God's sake, couldn't you just take Az's advice and stay happier for not having watched it? That's what I'm doing. :D

I couldn't help myself. I had to know if it was really *that* bad.

...it is.


This is also quite an old topic. It was around for months on the old forum.

I post infrequently. I probably missed it.

[h2orowe]

Hey, I thought they only censored genitals if it had pubes. They said that on Insomniac, what's the point of porn then?

[koku]

lol i was about to give you a long list of things that answer you're "what's the point of porn then?"

then i deleted it and deff. taught "NO, WRONG MESSAGE, FUNNY BUT WRONG MESSAGE."

so i'll let someone else do it.

[KujiInRetsu]

Hey, I thought they only censored genitals if it had pubes. They said that on Insomniac, what's the point of porn then?Seriously, think for a second. If there were porn actors on stage with shaved genitals, wouldn't they be more visible?

[h2orowe]

Well, on Insomniac, this Japanese guy said something along the lines of "Pubic hairs are dirty, and us Japanese are a very shameful people" Shameful XD the country that is famous for Kancho?

[Azrael]

I'm pretty sure it's not just a pubic hair rule. If it was, they'd just shave and do away with the censors.

The censors are pretty stupid. If you know where to look, you can find uncensored Japanese porn. That is, if you actually want to watch Japanese porn, keeping in mind that 99% of it is horrible and unwatchable.

Especially this movie.

[Excel-2008]

I take it that this film is entirely censored then. I encoded it for DVD before I learned that, and fortunately I made a mistake during authoring that made the disc unplayable. I had not watched it before that time (which means I had not seen it at all).

Mind you, I never profit from any discs I author. I author them to save space on my drive.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

There was this other Japanese porno that they pixelized/censored all the way down the girl's thighs.
No editing to the A Cups, though.

[MankoRiffiCyberDeiko]

This sounds like a Thread for Kadei...The Sukebe Fruits Master!

As for Pubic hair...Nope...it cannot be shown in any media...Manga, TV, Etc, Etc.

Then They'res Urabon....There's Places in japan...where you can get uncensored Japanese Porn....But they're Very Hidden...Like there was this one while i was in Hokkaido....in the back of a sushi bar...

but to find places like that...you'd have to know someone that know's the people that run the place.

Funny that this one Urabon Dougaya was ran by a cute middle aged girl....That spoke english....

Not all Japanese Adult movies are Crappy....The ones that are made for censoring are made crappy because the Prod. Concern that makes it knows it's going to be Cut and mosiac to hell and back they don't even care to make it quality.

Now, Most guys that have actual Urabon Douga Sites actually have American Hosts...But since the Dept. of justice has put out an order that any adult site stateside has to have documentation on any girl that appears on their site, may sites Ban IP's from american users to Prevent themselves from getting into hot water.

So, Unless you know how to make yourself look like you're in Nippon....heck.

Now, they'res one site i go to that actually sells urabon Douga(movies) and is here in the states is Asian Vcd/DVD (www.asianvcddvd.com).

They have cheap urabon and Cheap Hentai titles....
The other day i was there and i saw a actual Uncensored Black/japanese Douga.

Wow.

But if you're looking for free media....better get a way to make yourself look anoymonous....

-kadei+

[h2orowe]

Japanese..... Porn.... master?

[Mushu]

lets all bow

[MankoRiffiCyberDeiko]

Japanese..... Porn.... master?

No.......i would'nt even say that.

I just knew a girl while i was in japan....She got me into some wierd stuff....she was a amatuer porn girl....she mostly...was...a....

.....Fluffer. *Blush*

Also, let me also say about Censoring in Japan other Things that have to be Mosiaced:

1) No Penetration. Wither it be Fingers, Dildo...there cannot be any Showing Where ANYTHING with The Action of Penetration. Now, If a girl Puts paper around her Manko(Pussy)...She can...But it's Hard to not get it wet during that...oh yeah...No wetness unless it's Through Panties. And no girl's gonna ruin panties (They cost too much in japan....cause they're so fancy....even the basic pair is like 20 bucks in us dollars....Asian women are picky what touches they're Pussy.) To cut a hole in them so they can Fuck themselves on camera. No Ass Penetration Either. Not even Tit Fucking. i've seen Urabon where the guys Chinpo is blotted out...so.....

2) Blowjobs cannot be shown....Unless it's with a dildo.

3) you can cum Anywhere and it be shown...EXCEPT FOR THE MANKO. Any Chin Juicu...(Slang for Sperm) around your manko or Ass.....NO.

i think that's it.....Any more questions...reply.

-kadei+

[jamessebo]

OMFG im crying, one for the horrid putrid material and secondly i laugh my balls off! :D

Wheelchair Girl: EEEEEEEE!!!
One Girl: *falls and spits in ssslllooowww mmoottiioonn*
Wheelchair Girl: *runs over her ankle*

[Mastiker]

i think that's it.....Any more questions...reply.


may I quote you? :D

[Kuroshi]

Do you know what's frightening? I gave a copy of the Worst Porn Ever to someone I know who'se the conchair of an anime con, and he might show it at the convention, albeit late at night.

...the horror, the horrrorrrr....


Though on that topic, we're also searching for someone who can write a script/translation of the movie. A friend of mine has said he'd be willing to then put the script in as subtitles, completing the godawful porn experience.

[bbnflpn]

i realize that i am necrobumping here, i just joined and did a search for this topic.

i have a question about this particular porn.

ok, so they are in highschool, and they are remembering their school girl days because the school was set on fire? and then at the end they go and burn the place down.

did i get this right, or did they totaly forget that the school burned down by the end of the movie, just as wheel chair girl forgot that she couldnt walk lol.

my curiosity is getting the better of me i might go and find this just so i can see it, i love to laugh at terrible movies.

did any one sub it like was mentioned in one of the posts