Az, you forgot someone

[Mozz]

I remember reading an editorial and seeing the Japanese KFC guy, what ever he's called, sorry I'm not American I don't take those things to heart (got to love those studies done in American kids, they know Nike but not Jesus)

(quickly checks every editorial)
I now present to you, Japanese Colonel Sanders, holding a chicken leg.
http://omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/japanese/thecolonel.jpg
If'n that don't make you want to eat at KFC, then I don't know what will.

Anyway back to the point, you told us about the colonel or what ever, but you forgot to warn us about . . . them!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Luney/McZiombieNinjaJeasusClan.jpg

Now I don't have a problem with Mr. KFC, he seems pretty friendly, but those 2 . . . those 2 things! they look like super ginger zombie warriors, just look at that girls eyes! lifeless, full of menace and wicket intentions, and the guy looks like he's about to throw that burger at someone ion a bid to kill

first there was the Gangin ascended ninja battling his kancho foes to train, now his ultimate enemies appear, the Mc ninja zombie clan, Farley warned ye be says I Az!

Actually they should probably be called the Mc zombie ninja Jesus clan, lead by the great zombie Jesus himself!

[4letterwords]

I can't see the second pic... no matter how many times I load this page !!!

[Mozz]

There ya go Neko, seems the website i stole it off crashed moments after psting lol

Should be able to see it now (uploaded to my photobucket account) if it STILL dosent work ill upload it to my website for you, or i could msn it to you can kill you off via the mike ~,^

[Myrsilus]

I love Japanese Colonel Sanders. Always have, always will. But the McDonald's couple there... wow, I get this Vogue feeling from them. And yeah, they look like they're harboring demons.

Now, Vogue!

[JudoPorkChop]

Isn't that just the White Stripes in their latest video or something? And are they brother and sister, or what? 'Cause that's just... wrong.

[Myrsilus]

I guess it sort of looks like them. Maybe I'm losing my mind or something. And yes, they are supposedly brother and sister, so if it is them... hm.

[Monseur Tinklekins]

The McDonalds couple look like the type who eat brains.

Perhaps they'll get Mad Cow and die.

[darkinfero]

two mcdonalds people scary

[nacht]

Is that guy trying to imitate Michael Jackson? That's.... not right.

[ArkhanTerra]

I don't know... I prefer them over Ronald McDonald, that's for sure...

[Benaire]

That chicks aren't lifeless there just full of hidden shame.

[dama rei]

bah.
http://www.op97.org/cyberteen/2001/spring/newyear/may/kent1.jpg

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little japanese colonel sanders.

[X the Eliminator]

^^^^^

ROTFLMAO - all he needs is a sword.

[gizmaluke]

thats awesome dama rei. more proof that no matter where you go there are always crazy people.

im still waiting for a post from benaire that isnt filled with scary sexual conotations... one day it will happen. he has to slip up sometime.

[Mozz]

Demi please keep your fancy dress costumes to yuorself, geese lol j/k nice picture ~,^

[nacht]

ROFL. Fear the samurai who makes fried chicken with 11 different spices!

[hapacheese]

Actually, I believe that Colonel Sanders is Japanese pop star Nakai-kun (from SMAP). I *think* (now this could be the crack talking) that he was part of a campaign for a while.


But you have not seen funny until you see Shogun Santa in Little Tokyo every Christmas in LA...

[Bobbybirdtree]

I wish our fast food icons were as sporty. :(

[Wysen]

bah.
http://www.op97.org/cyberteen/2001/spring/newyear/may/kent1.jpg

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little japanese colonel sanders.
What's scarier about this is the Santa Clause outfit he's wearing under the samurai outfit....

[akitaka]

all he needs is a sword.

Naw a drumstick will do just fine.

[sakana]

I'd be scared to go to the KFC if there was a Santa Samurai guarding the door...

[Excel-2008]

The one on the left looks like Kirsten Dunst.

[Praetorian]

Have you guys seen this? http://www.i-am-asian.com/

[Wysen]

I'd be scared to go to the KFC if there was a Santa Samurai guarding the door...
Col. Clause-san

He's making a list
Chicken it twice
Gonna find out
Who's naughty or slice...

[MajorProblem]

That's almost as creepy as this...
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/868/
The end is so freaking scary, I had to turn it off before the very end so tell me if she like bites or something

[ManiacLove]

I guess it sort of looks like them. Maybe I'm losing my mind or something. And yes, they are supposedly brother and sister, so if it is them... hm.

The White Stripes are actually Ex-Husband & Wife. I can't remember why they used to say they were Brother & Sister..

I love Meg though.

And no, that's not them.

[Myrsilus]

The White Stripes are actually Ex-Husband & Wife. I can't remember why they used to say they were Brother & Sister..

I love Meg though.

And no, that's not them.
Thank you for clearing that up. I was beginning to wonder.

And that is a good question... why the hell did they call themselves brother and sister? Perhaps some people dug siblings in a band together. Something for them to be unique about.

And that samurai colonel is bad ass. I'd love to see one here in America. Even with the disturbing Santa outfit underneath the armor.

[hapacheese]

I have no idea why, but for whatever reason, KFC is *huge* in Japan during Christmas. Every Christmas, everyone and their goddamn grandma has to buy a big bucket of KFC for X-mas dinner. Nobody knows why. But you actually have to put in a pre-order for it. Like weeks in advance (in the busier areas, at least). I honestly. don't. get it.

[Myrsilus]

I have no idea why, but for whatever reason, KFC is *huge* in Japan during Christmas. Every Christmas, everyone and their goddamn grandma has to buy a big bucket of KFC for X-mas dinner. Nobody knows why. But you actually have to put in a pre-order for it. Like weeks in advance (in the busier areas, at least). I honestly. don't. get it.
That's amusing. KFC is nowhere near that big. Never heard of pre-ordering KFC, really. :D But then again, we also don't have KFC mascots like Santa Samurai there.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

The one on the left looks like Kirsten Dunst.

That's what I thought too dude. When i first saw it I said to myself:

"What... The fuck? Is that Kirsten Dunst?"

Nevertheless. The girl actually is pretty hott.

[akitaka]

praise google. (http://www.blogtelevision.net/p/Watch-Video-Japanese-McDonalds-Ads___1,2,,708.html)

[Myrsilus]

praise google. (http://www.blogtelevision.net/p/Watch-Video-Japanese-McDonalds-Ads___1,2,,708.html)
Hey wow you found it. I could not find that anywhere.

But it is creepier now. She pulls that burger out all slow-like with those dead eyes. I would have prefered Ronald.

[Dragen]

the mcdonalds chick is hot!

[Myrsilus]

I think she could be hot if she didn't look so damn creepy in that ad. But that's just me and my humble opinion.

[nice gaijin]

at least ronald mcdonald has no qualms over being a clown, these two look like his rebellious teenage offspring...

"But nothing! You're a McDonald... not a whore"

Where do you see the Japanese Colonel? Out in front of every restaurant there was a statue of the colonel himself, but I never say his Japanese counterpart. In TV commercials, perhaps?

[Myrsilus]

at least ronald mcdonald has no qualms over being a clown, these two look like his rebellious teenage offspring...

"But nothing! You're a McDonald... not a whore"

Where do you see the Japanese Colonel? Out in front of every restaurant there was a statue of the colonel himself, but I never say his Japanese counterpart. In TV commercials, perhaps?
lmao. Ronald gave birth to some rebels.

Well KFC seems to be the shit over there. So I imagine the colonel shows up everywhere. Kind of like... Wayne Newton. Or something.

[ZMarie]

Where are her eyebrows?

[Tenlaius]

praise google. (http://www.blogtelevision.net/p/Watch-Video-Japanese-McDonalds-Ads___1,2,,708.html)

that freaked me out...i knew the japenese were weird,but that makes them much weirder

[w1th0utafac3]

that mcdonalds girl is totally hot... even with ronald mcdonald clothes on

[Lambda]

that mcdonalds girl is totally hot... even with ronald mcdonald clothes on
She scares the shit out of me. No.

[tsiki]

She's so scary she's cool, you know, the whole femme fatale stuff. Besides, I've always found Ronald the mascot a bit creepy for some reason... I mean, he looks like he's at least 60 years old but tries to cover it by wearing lots of make-up and a silly costume. Now that's creepy.

[w1th0utafac3]

i dont see how she's scary... i just see a very hot mcdonalds girl holding a tomato mcgrand

[sakana]

I never got why Ronald was a clown. It's not called McClowny's or something, it doesn't have a circus theme, none of the other caracters have anything to do with a circus... I don't know it just seems... out of place. Plus, he doesn't even look like a good clown, too much yellow and red... (I know that's McDonalds' colors)

[hahaman]

roflmao, yep those two are scary alright but i sure perfer them over that scary clown


edit:is it me or does that creepy chick look like the chick from spider the movie

[Azrael]

True story.

When I went to Japan 4 years ago for a summer program, Japan's KFC had this promotion where they were handing out Colonel straw-caddy things.

There were all kinds of different costumed Colonel's...tennis Colonel, sumo Colonel, kayaking Colonel, baseball Colonel, Samurai Colonel, etc.

Somehow, I got the Colonel wearing a thongback red bikini and wielding an axe.

...I swear to God I'm not making this up.

[unoriginal_cyn]

Somehow, I got the Colonel wearing a thongback red bikini and wielding an axe.

Eww! I'd claw my eyes out if I saw that (please post a picture). No man, not even the Colonel, should ever wear a thong bikini.

And is the food at KFC in Japan as good as the KFC in America and Canada? I went to a KFC in Hong Kong, and boy, was it ever craptastic. As far as I could tell, they were not given the Colonel's secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices.

[Lambda]

I find Japan's obsession with fried chicken hilarious...