Pacman Movie Casting

[Citizen]

Yes, 'tis true. Somewhere in the seedy, unoriginal, and retarded depths of Hollywood, a new Pacman movie is being made. I didn't read enough to know if it's going to be animated or live action(although I'd bet heavily on animated), as I don't really care, but it did get me thinking about who would be good choices to play the parts.

Pacman: Louie Anderson
Mrs. Pacman: Roseann Bar
Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and Clyde: Four KKK clansmen with colored robes
The pretzel/fruits: Midgets in costumes

Thoughts? Feel free to suggest your own actors to play the parts.

[Benaire]

......... Shock you mean there was a Pacman movie already and there making a new one? ..... wouldn't one be more then enough for humanity?

[nice gaijin]

wow... when i read this thread title i thought "Louie Anderson!!" scary, or just really disappointing for Mr. Anderson

[Citizen]

There was already a movie and a television series. Hollywood is running out of ideas.

[Citizen]

wow... when i read this thread title i thought "Louie Anderson!!" scary, or just really disappointing for Mr. Anderson

I just wish Orsen Wells was still alive, he'd be even better.

[Firefly]

Pac Man: Wesley Snipes
Mrs Pac Man: Susan Surandon
Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and Clyde: This is Spinal Tap
pretzle/fruits: Frankie Munez, Hillary Duff, and Lil Bow Wow.

It'd be a wonderful mix of cheesey lines, cross dressing, british comedy, and American pop.

Was this too random?