View Full Version : Shoot them towards the sun!!
StormShadow
08-30-2005, 04:10 AM
I have no cable at my apartment, because it is too expensive just to get cable for "The Shield". So I went over to my parent house, and I was watching some thing on celebrity justice or ET or some crap like that. And you know what? I have decided that most celebrities just be poster people for the Pro-CHoice movement. And I don't mean, "Tom Cruise Supports Pro-Choice!", I mean "Look what you could bring into the world!" type of poster child. But as it is too late, I pose the question: If a rocket were constructed to shoot the waste of human life and oxygen that some celebrities are, who would be on the rocket shot towards the sun? Some names automatically pop in my mind. Tom Cruise, Rosie O'Donnel, Opra. But who would you send? Who deserves to burn in the sun?
Keither sutherland, let 24 die with him. Thats really the only person i can think of.
sharpie
08-30-2005, 04:21 AM
Jack Thompson. His crusade against violent games is just making me sick, not to mention he sued BadAssBuddy.com because of an avatar of him that was found there.
nice gaijin
08-30-2005, 06:14 AM
I don't watch it, 'diss' away
kyaa the catlord
08-30-2005, 06:52 AM
Martin Sheen, Cindy Sheehag, Al Sharpton...
Both Houses of Congress...
l337m45t3r
08-30-2005, 07:36 AM
Paris Hilton.
Britney/Xtina/etc.
Eminem/50c/etc
Bush/Rice/etc
Every televangelist ever.
Darth Benedictus.
Everyone else that I hate but have forgotten to mention.
Collapse
08-30-2005, 07:47 AM
Ben Affleck. Whoa.
h2orowe
08-30-2005, 07:49 AM
Any scientologist, ever.
Jormungand
08-30-2005, 01:41 PM
jane fonda, nicholas cage, and bill clinton
Sardaukar
08-30-2005, 04:17 PM
Bob Geldof (Sanctimonious wanker looks like a fucking hobo) Stephen Fry, Katie Price (Aka 'Jordan'), "Posh & Becks", Uwe Boll, and Dahv.Those last 2 aren't exactly celebrities, but I'm sure you'll agree that they should die anyway.
KujiInRetsu
08-30-2005, 10:23 PM
Uwe BollHERE HERE!! *clink*
Oh, poor Tom Cruise. I actually enjoyed The Last Samurai... now he's gone to pot. Oh well, fry him when he's still got stupid stuff to do.
Bob Geldof
Hey, leave him alone. :(
Bobbybirdtree
08-31-2005, 01:45 AM
Send p didwhatever the fuck his name is this week.
Sardaukar
08-31-2005, 04:02 PM
Hey, leave him alone. :(
Make me.
THIS MESSAGE IS NOT TOO SHORT
Excel-2008
09-01-2005, 01:17 AM
It's beyond belief that Michael Moore has American sympathizers, despite calling them "the dumbest people on the planet" many times on the big screen. He needs to go.
setrict
09-01-2005, 01:55 AM
He needs to go.
Judging by the smell of his documentary, he already went. ;)
kyaa the catlord
09-01-2005, 06:27 AM
Anyone who suggests we rebuild New Orleans... Let it sink.
Scimitar
09-01-2005, 09:45 AM
Somebody mentioned Oprah...might as well send Dr. Phil along with her.
In many ways I hate myself for saying this, but I think George Lucas days might deserve a trip as well.
Jack Thompson. His crusade against violent games is just making me sick, not to mention he sued BadAssBuddy.com because of an avatar of him that was found there.
Hah. Being sent to the sun would be too good for that bastard. In an article, he complained of "virtual terrorists sending him death threats and copious amounts of USBS(sp?) products." My friend and I found this site, where you can send boxes, up to a 1000 at a time, to any person, for free, as long as you have his address. One of his freinds spent all night sending ol' Jack boxes, up to a million I think.
Anyway, just shoot the bastard to the sun. Make him play video games on the way up.
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