View Full Version : Shamu!
delen
08-30-2005, 02:28 AM
Which is it?
Im stuck between 1 and 2.
Why not like a hot whale mother, best of both worlds I would say.
h2orowe
08-30-2005, 02:35 AM
She's my Hot E-Mom, who adopted me.
It's a whale! And if you feed it fish, you need to be careful it doesn't bite you and get a taste of human flesh, for then you can expect it to rampage across the stadium, killing anyone in it's path, and sucking their innards like noodles.
Myrsilus
08-30-2005, 02:40 AM
She's very attractive, but she's my adoptive older sister. =\ And she's so nice to me.
Benaire
08-30-2005, 02:51 AM
She is a very nice women.
She is a very nice women.
That was rather... subdued... coming from you. :p
Shamu
08-30-2005, 02:56 AM
I vote whale!!!!!!! wait...am I allowed to vote?
Wait! can I change the vote!? I say she's an attention whore! That's it! WHORE!!!!
Actually Shamu is a large killer whale living in a very small tank at Sea World. I went to see her once...it made me sad. That's not how I got my nick by the way. It was just a statement
Shamu makes Shamu sad :(
That's it! WHORE!!!!
I could go soooooooo far with this one. :D
I could go farther than you. YOU GOT SERVED!
I could go farther than you. YOU GOT SERVED!
Bring it, biatch.
Jiant Flying Panda
08-30-2005, 03:00 AM
I vote whale!!!!!!! wait...am I allowed to vote?
Wait! can I change the vote!? I say she's an attention whore! That's it! WHORE!!!!
Actually Shamu is a large killer whale living in a very small tank at Sea World. I went to see her once...it made me sad. That's not how I got my nick by the way. It was just a statement
Shamu makes Shamu sad :(
Awww don't be sad. Here have a cupcake *Gives cupcake*. Besides, Shamu the whale probably likes it.
If it makes you feel better I voted you as "nice forum person" :D.
A whore on the street is worth two in the bush.
*smack*
Stephy
08-30-2005, 03:02 AM
If it makes you feel better I voted you as "nice forum person" :D.
I voted the same. BTW, you happen to straighen your hair right Shamu? I was wondering can you recommened a good straightener. That Conair (sp?) crap, does not work well.
Benaire
08-30-2005, 03:04 AM
Say mister pots I chase all the E-girls around In fact i proposed to them too. =)
Say mister pots I chase all the E-girls around In fact i proposed to them too. =)
Step away from the hashish.
Shamu
08-30-2005, 03:16 AM
I voted the same. BTW, you happen to straighen your hair right Shamu? I was wondering can you recommened a good straightener. That Conair (sp?) crap, does not work well.
I have to blow it dry while brushing it straight at the same time, then I put that new dove leave in anti-frizz stuff in it, it doesn't weigh your hair down and it smells really good too! Other than that, I'm basically screwed with trying to straighten it. More often than not I just give up and pull it up!
If you have any good straightening ideas too please let me know! :D
Stephy
08-30-2005, 03:19 AM
I have to blow it dry while brushing it straight at the same time, then I put that new dove leave in anti-frizz stuff in it, it doesn't weigh your hair down and it smells really good too! Other than that, I'm basically screwed with trying to straighten it. More often than not I just give up and pull it up!
If you have any good straightening ideas too please let me know! :D
I cannot blow dry my hair, because it becomes to frizzy. So the Dove anti-freeze really works? I'm might try that. Dove does smell good. Thanks for the tips ;) .
Shamu
08-30-2005, 03:27 AM
No problem! I like sharing beauty tips (I'm always open to suggestions!). I hate blowdrying my hair too. Takes too much time.
BTW everyone, the correct answer is WHALE!
BTW everyone, the correct answer is WHALE!
You're more than a foot shorter than me and probably almost under 100lbs too.
...you're the world's smallest whale, congratulations. :cool:
Benaire
08-30-2005, 03:45 AM
115 lbs to be exact and she has a mole on her inner thigh.
mole
See, I could have said something like that but I didn't, because it's called PERSONAL INFORMATION. :rolleyes:
Meh, I don't care anyway.
Shamu
08-30-2005, 04:06 AM
Hahahaha! You're both wrong. I don't have one on my inner thigh. I do however have a small one on the left side of my face right by my mouth and one right near the top of my...cleavage.
And thanks to stress, I've lost some weight.
The correct answer is still whale.
Hahahaha! You're both wrong.
Eh. All I said was "if it's true" then it's personal information. ;)
And thanks to stress, I've lost some weight.
Oh, come on. I'm the funniest guy in the world, how can you be stressed! :D
Jiant Flying Panda
08-30-2005, 04:11 AM
The correct answer is still whale.
Damn :(.
Those who voted otherwise should still get an A for effort right?
And i get an A++ with a smiley right?
akitaka
08-30-2005, 06:48 AM
The correct answer is still whale.
Oh. I didn't even scroll down until I voted, and I got it right. 1 point for me, and the 3 other butt-heads who cheated.
(note: 4 voted 'whale' before and during mypost)
Expert Insomniac
08-30-2005, 06:53 AM
My question is, why must we pick one? Can't a whale also be a nice forum person?
akitaka
08-30-2005, 07:22 AM
They have no thumbs.
Benaire
08-30-2005, 07:28 AM
I think it should be Nice hot mommy whale.
StormShadow
08-30-2005, 07:30 AM
A nice whales mommy?
InsertWapNameHere
08-30-2005, 10:55 AM
She's very attractive, but she's my adoptive older sister. =\ And she's so nice to me.
*Wink wink* *Nudge nudge*. ^_____^
Tungtvann
08-30-2005, 11:43 AM
I think she looks like Jeri Ryan.
Benaire
08-30-2005, 11:44 AM
Gads I hope not that would be bad.
delen
08-30-2005, 01:17 PM
i am pleased with the progress of this thread
Annie
08-30-2005, 01:37 PM
I cannot blow dry my hair, because it becomes to frizzy. So the Dove anti-freeze really works? I'm might try that. Dove does smell good. Thanks for the tips ;) .
I use a Revlon straightener. Don't remember the exact model but its white and the plates are a gold color. It's the only one I've ever gotten to work really good. I have the frizz problem too with drying my hair. I blow dry it, then I crank that straightener up to max and fry the shit out of my hair with it. Might be bad for my hair but it looks damn good once it's straightened. Also my cousin used one called "Hot Tools." She's got naturally curly hair and she can make her hair completely straight with that thing. I can't find one anywhere though.
delen
08-30-2005, 02:02 PM
shamu is now my favorite forum woman
Hot mum, obv.
I wish I knew more of them... :(
Shamu
08-30-2005, 06:36 PM
shamu is now my favorite forum woman
I don't know whether to be flattered or affraid!? Do I need to call out the bodygaurds? (Just kidding!:p)
Annie, let me know if you ever find whatever straightener your cousin uses, 'cause I could use a good one! I don't even remember what mine is, but it's a piece of crap!
And the correct answer people, is still whale! So far only Akitaka and a few others have gotten the right answer!
h2orowe
08-30-2005, 06:58 PM
Pfft, my hair is naturally straight, but I was cursed with Blonde hair.
Damn.
delen
08-30-2005, 07:46 PM
well since I live nowhere near you I don't think there is any chance of real life interaction, so no need to be afraid; be sad that you can't hang out with an awesome person like me
Jiant Flying Panda
08-30-2005, 08:06 PM
She changed her avatar :(.
Shamu
08-30-2005, 08:09 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/Shamu7/shamu2.jpg<----------That is Shamu. There is your correct answer! Actually that might be Namu, I can't remember which whale I was taking a picture of at the time.
delen, I'm just giving you shit! I like being a smartass! And I am sad I can't hang out with awesome people :( I wish ya'll lived closer!
Don't worry Panda! I'll change it back eventually. I just thought the real Shamu needed some props!
Jiant Flying Panda
08-30-2005, 08:11 PM
<----------That is Shamu. There is your correct answer! Actually that might be Namu, I can't remember which whale I was taking a picture of at the time.
delen, I'm just giving you shit! I like being a smartass! And I am sad I can't hang out with awesome people :( I wish ya'll lived closer!
LOL! Namu!
Man, I thought Shamu was funny but Namu is a riot. Where do they get these names?
*shares sadness with JP* :(
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?!?!
Shamu
08-30-2005, 08:17 PM
I guess you can blame the fine people at Sea World for naming the whales and I have no idea where they get these names (actually I think I read once that they're Native American names or something).
And as I've said before, I didnt' give myself that nickname! Thank god! :p
Jiant Flying Panda
08-30-2005, 08:23 PM
I guess you can blame the fine people at Sea World for naming the whales and I have no idea where they get these names (actually I think I read once that they're Native American names or something).
And as I've said before, I didnt' give myself that nickname! Thank god! :p
Yeah, I heard they could've used some Native American names. Actually, I think it's right because I recall hearing something like that before.
Don't worry Panda! I'll change it back eventually. I just thought the real Shamu needed some props!
Yes! Loc, there is hope still.
And yeah. Big ups to Shamu the whale. I saw her once when I was a kid, and I actually have a teddy shamu that sits on top of my desk.
Stephy
08-30-2005, 08:28 PM
And yeah. Big ups to Shamu the whale. I saw her once when I was a kid, and I actually have a teddy shamu that sits on top of my desk.
This is going to sound funny, but I have a huge Teddy bear too (about Half the size I am) and it is a prize I won once from Sea World. It is wearing a cute sweater and on the sweater it has the words Sea World on it. With even smaller letters near that it says Shamu. It sits upon my bed every day.
Hehe, I'm going to take a pic with it and show you Panda.
Shamu
08-30-2005, 08:34 PM
Funny you guys should mention Sea World/Shamu merchandise... when we went last year to Sea World San Diego, I looked everywhere for a shirt or something that said "Shamu" on it and found nothing! I was surprised!
Heh, my daughter sleeps with her Shamu stuffed animal all the time. It's way cute!
I would love to see pics of the bear you got sweety (can I call you that?), can I see them too?
Stephy
08-30-2005, 08:39 PM
Funny you guys should mention Sea World/Shamu merchandise... when we went last year to Sea World San Diego, I looked everywhere for a shirt or something that said "Shamu" on it and found nothing! I was surprised!
Heh, my daughter sleeps with her Shamu stuffed animal all the time. It's way cute!
I would love to see pics of the bear you got sweety (can I call you that?), can I see them too?
Sure, you can call me that. And yes I will send the picture to you too. :)
delen
08-30-2005, 08:44 PM
never seen shamu or namu or any of those guys, i think i went to sea world when i was like 10 tho
Myrsilus
08-30-2005, 10:56 PM
*Wink wink* *Nudge nudge*. ^_____^
o.o *push push* Don't you hint that at me. Our bond is beyond such primal things.
Honestly... >.>
Thespis
08-31-2005, 01:15 AM
Well, at least she's not a "Dork". The actual meaning of the term is a whale penis. Although a "dork" in the figurative sense (goofball), she might be.
I say we do something about these whales being held in a small tank.
Shamu
08-31-2005, 01:25 AM
FREEEEEEE WILLY!!!!!!!!!
:p
Myrsilus
08-31-2005, 01:26 AM
Oh a different avatar. It's Shamuuuu!
We have one in Texas, too. :D
Shamu
08-31-2005, 01:30 AM
I know! Down in San Antonio, but the other Sea World made me so sad I don't think I can go back :(
Myrsilus
08-31-2005, 01:33 AM
Because of the accomodations? It can be depressing.
Oh and I love the penguins. They do funny stuff every once in a while.
Jiant Flying Panda
08-31-2005, 01:33 AM
I saw Shuka the whale at Marine World on fourth of July.
It was awesome.
Wow. I have a new found love for whales. Especially Shamu..... The whale of course ;)
FREEEEEEE WILLY!!!!!!!!!
:p
Who gonna free my willy?
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-31-2005, 01:46 AM
Who gonna free my willy?
Who'd WANT TO? :p
:D
Edit: E-MOM TEH SEKCSI
Who'd WANT TO? :p
Eh, more people than you obviously, you skinny little virgin. :p
(Don't anyone slap me (except for Shamu...), that "who gonna free my willy" was from something that happened in class years ago. Someone was talking about Free Willy and then this guy came along and shouted "who gonn...etc".)
Shamu
08-31-2005, 02:19 AM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/Shamu7/meandemcali.jpg
This is where the real Shamu belongs :) along with this forums Shamu.
That's me and my daughter in So Cal btw.
Yay for tiny pictures. :mad:
Benaire
08-31-2005, 04:32 AM
Damn mommy you look so Skinny =(
I didn't want to put that thought into words. =\
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-31-2005, 04:39 AM
Who CARES if she's skinny, she's still pretty.
Who CARES if she's skinny, she's still pretty.
Oh, I didn't say I care; not at all.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-31-2005, 04:45 AM
Oh, I didn't say I care; not at all.
Nah, Benaire's pointing out how skinny she looks, so I had to jump in. Ehe.
Benaire
08-31-2005, 06:38 AM
i say it because i care about her health. As her E-son Vocab you should look after your mother more son.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-31-2005, 06:44 AM
i say it because i care about her health. As her E-son Vocab you should look after your mother more son.
BUT I WANT CUPCAKES.
h2orowe
08-31-2005, 06:58 AM
GASP! What beach in So Cal??????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????..............?
GASP
Benaire
08-31-2005, 07:17 AM
Son stop thinking of yourself all the time. Mommy is stressed and in Texas things are really low right now.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-31-2005, 07:19 AM
..... She COULD LOOK skinny in the picture, and probably it's because she might've shrinked the picture size a little too small on the width.
Benaire
08-31-2005, 07:27 AM
Ahhh I hope so If mommy got too skinny that would make Daddy really really sad.
Benaire calls Shamu mummy.
Shamu calls Benaire daddy.
That's just freaky right there.
Benaire
08-31-2005, 12:16 PM
Benaire calls Shamu mummy.
Shamu calls Benaire daddy.
That's just freaky right there.
There is nothing wrong with that...... Whales and I get along really well.
Snake eyeS
08-31-2005, 12:28 PM
Dont know if someone else has alrdy said this.. but i think Shamu looks ALOT like Seven from the star trek voyager series. Shamu is Teri Ryan!
so with that said, yes i think shes a hot mom.
Benaire
08-31-2005, 12:58 PM
Gak don't say that I dont find Jeri Ryan attractive at all.
Isn't Jeri Ryan that big-eyed chick out of Boston Public?
i voted whale to keep the what the poll even, but then I saw afterwards there was already 9 votes for it.
oh well :P
Shamu
08-31-2005, 04:40 PM
Kokujin wins! Whale is the correct answer!
Just so you all know, I'm really not that skinny! I think it's just the angle of the camera or something!
I hope you're all happy now too, I changed my avatar back :rolleyes:
1) I KNOW you're not that skinny. It's just like I'm not really that ugly as my pics make out. It's probably the only thing in the world I have faith in aside from the fact that I WILL die, the sun will rise tomorrow and the tide will come in then go out.
2) Yes, very happy.
tekkan
08-31-2005, 04:50 PM
I voted whale too.
But then I found Shamu's picture. And it didn't look like a whale at all. :(
Thats the spirit Jay. Don't believe them. You're still pretty.
Thats the spirit Jay. Don't believe them. You're still pretty.
I love you. You alone have faith in me.
Can I kiss you?
Shamu
08-31-2005, 05:16 PM
Jay, you ask everybody that or to marry them!
Now sit back down or go back to your own thread! :p
Jay, you ask everybody that or to marry them!
Now sit back down or go back to your own thread! :p
Hey, I didn't ask him to marry me! I dare you to point out the words "will" or "you" or "marry" or "me" ANYWHERE in my post to tekkan!
Yeah, that's right. Get back in your box woman, I'll rattle the bars when I want you. And remember, when I want your opinion I'll give it to you. :p
tekkan
08-31-2005, 05:23 PM
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
*tears of joy
YES!
*2 minutes later
I want a divorce.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
*tears of joy
YES!
*2 minutes later
I want a divorce.
Here's my challenge to the board, if you all choose to accept it.
Find a more pointless post than that one. ^
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-31-2005, 06:22 PM
Testicles. That is all.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-31-2005, 06:23 PM
^ For tha Weeeeeen.
I said find a post more pointless. Not make a post more pointless.
j00 = lewz.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-31-2005, 06:32 PM
If you find most of mine, then you'll truly know that I take that damned Spam Trophy.
:D
tekkan
08-31-2005, 06:38 PM
Here's my challenge to the board, if you all choose to accept it.
Find a more pointless post than that one. ^
check and mate
http://www.outpostnine.com/forum/showthread.php?p=15935#post15935
But that HAD a point. I was in stunned silence at StormShadow's... thing. Whatever it was.
You just randomly said some weird disconnected thing. :D
tekkan
08-31-2005, 07:33 PM
What? No I didn't.
You asked me to marry you.
I said yes.
and now I want a divorce.
(the sex was bad)
I did NOT ask you to marry me. I dare you to find a post in this thread where I have asked ANYONE to marry me. :D
You = lewz.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-31-2005, 07:37 PM
Shut up, Steve Irwin. :D
tekkan
08-31-2005, 07:44 PM
I did NOT ask you to marry me. I dare you to find a post where I have asked ANYONE to marry me. :D
You = lewz.
http://www.outpostnine.com/forum/showthread.php?p=3333&highlight=marry#post3333
http://www.outpostnine.com/forum/showthread.php?p=13585&highlight=marry#post13585
You = lewz
Shut up, Steve Irwin. :D
Hey, Steve Irwin is only loosely connected with this country and only because he has a zoo here, otherwise you can have him!
Benaire
08-31-2005, 08:57 PM
Steve Irwin is pure aussie. Besides feeding crocs with his children I heard is a great guy who really cares for the enviroment.
Oh and Tekkan that was some major ownage!!! :D but he said to find A post not multiple.....
You're as bad as that other guy on the other forum I used to visit who can't even work out what an "own" is... :rolleyes:
Benaire
08-31-2005, 09:21 PM
Nope I think it is ownage if you want a poll we can set one up forya?
No, it;s NOT ownage. because as I pointed out, my '...........' post HAD a point.
Work it out, buddy, it's not that hard.
akitaka
08-31-2005, 09:34 PM
Steve Irwin is pure aussie. Besides feeding crocs with his children I heard is a great guy who really cares for the enviroment.
He also does Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu (http://www.subfighter.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=893), with his personal trainer that often competes in the MMA junk. I love how he keeps his zoo-keeper uniform on :)
...it's scary what you people know about Seve Irwin. :eek:
Benaire
08-31-2005, 09:42 PM
HAHAHA whatever you obviously dont see the ownage cause your special thats ok we think your special too.
Im sure you will marry some nice young boy maybe D-pad good luck with that.
You, sir, are officially a weirdo. O_O
I love people like you, because it's so fun deconstructing them.
One: in your mind it's an ownage, so sure, I guess we can call it an ownage if you want, if that's what fits into your nice little neat world.
Two: I don't see the ownage becasuse it's NOT THERE. I dared tekkan to come up with a post that had less point than his and my post HAD A POINT, even if it WAS just a bunch of dots.
Three: I never SAID I was special, that's just you making shit up again.
Four: If you want to continue clutching at the whole marriage thing as your only comeback, it ain't MY problem you can't think of something better.
Have a nice day.
Benaire
08-31-2005, 10:01 PM
HAHAHA yeah yeah whatever you win here is a cookie
http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/nasty_ginger_men.jpg
I ain't touchin' that one. That just owns itself.
(I had this reply all planned out to whatever you said. Ain't I smart?)
akitaka
08-31-2005, 10:05 PM
Steve Irwin: He just cropped up on the MMA page that I used to regularly visit. It's great trivia :)
On "ownage": He's talking about the whole "marriage" junk, just in case you don't follow him. At least I didn't, until I had a twice-over page 4, where Tekkan posted two accounts on which you proposed. I don't think it's really 'ownage' either, since Jay isn't being serious when he does those things.
On topic: I don't think Shamu looks much like Jery Ryan, on account of that her forehead isn't as tall. And to add some flattery, she has a cuter nose.
Shamu
08-31-2005, 10:31 PM
Hey, I didn't ask him to marry me! I dare you to point out the words "will" or "you" or "marry" or "me" ANYWHERE in my post to tekkan!
Yeah, that's right. Get back in your box woman, I'll rattle the bars when I want you. And remember, when I want your opinion I'll give it to you. :p
I never said you asked him to marry you! I said you say that to everyone on the boards (refering to asking for kisses) OR you ask them to marry you, it wasn't saying that you asked Tekkan personally to marry you! As for the last comment, that's gonna get you a big kick in the ass!
Benaire, get that cookie off this thread! There are children watching! :p
And will you boys stop fighting on this thread?! Take it somewhere else! You're making me sad :( .
Akitaka, You said my nose was cute, you are now my favorite guy on the boards! (yes, people, flattery will get you everywhere!)
Benaire
08-31-2005, 10:53 PM
Ahhhh the fickle hearts of women sigh.... :(
Thespis
09-02-2005, 05:00 PM
I never said you asked him to marry you! I said you say that to everyone on the boards (refering to asking for kisses) OR you ask them to marry you, it wasn't saying that you asked Tekkan personally to marry you! As for the last comment, that's gonna get you a big kick in the ass!
Benaire, get that cookie off this thread! There are children watching! :p
And will you boys stop fighting on this thread?! Take it somewhere else! You're making me sad :( .
Akitaka, You said my nose was cute, you are now my favorite guy on the boards! (yes, people, flattery will get you everywhere!)
So fickle. ;)
...you brought this thread back from the dead (hey, unintentional rhyme) to say THAT?
That's like bubbles bringing that thread back just to say "you bitch". :p
Thespis
09-02-2005, 05:13 PM
...you brought this thread back from the dead (hey, unintentional rhyme) to say THAT?
That's like bubbles bringing that thread back just to say "you bitch". :p
No, it isn't. I haven't been on the forum in like 3 days, and this was only on the 2nd page. I can't respond until I've read it. I'm currently working 3 jobs and don't have time to slack off as much as some forum members, heh.
Three jobs?! Who the hell are YOU supporting?
Thespis
09-02-2005, 05:58 PM
Myself ;) I'm high maintenance, haha.
Working for Papa Johns (restaurant) delivering pizza. Working for my dad at his office assisting with administration stuff. Newest job is working in safety / security / tutoring at a juvenile detention center, aka prison for teenagers.
You think we should slow down this posting gig, bro? I can hardly keep up with myself, let alone you. :p
Shamu
09-02-2005, 06:40 PM
More than half of the people voted incorrectly. I say we let the thread die now ;)
The correct answer is "hot mum". Duh.
Yummy mummy. ;)
Thespis
09-03-2005, 04:03 AM
You think we should slow down this posting gig, bro? I can hardly keep up with myself, let alone you. :p
Yeah it worked out fine cuz I had to go for work then anyway, hehe.
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