Why am I awesome!

[D-pad]

Ok now that your here you have to tell me why you think I'm awesome.

[Shamu]

'Cause you're a little punk that why! ;)

[h2orowe]

Cuz, you're not awesome! BU DUN TSS JK FOO

[General_Admission]

Because whenever I see another one of your useless threads I say,

'Awe, some shit!'

[Benaire]

LOL GA you are the man!!!

[D-pad]

Because whenever I see another one of your useless threads I say,

'Awe, some shit!'
This is RWPW's I am crown prince of this section of OP9. Ill post what ever I want.

[General_Admission]

BTW d_pad69, are you depressed or just an idiot?

[D-pad]

BTW d_pad69, are you depressed or just an idiot?
I'm an idiot. Why do you ask?

[h2orowe]

I'm depressed! Foo!

[PopCulturePooka]

http://popculturepooka.com/images/73396167DAcToJ_ph.jpg

[BluZytrix]

So suboptimal.

[Joe]

*smacks D_pad*

[h2orowe]

http://image03.webshots.com/3/9/61/67/73396167DAcToJ_ph.jpg
Does it make me a nerd if when I see this it reminds me of Mario?

[Joe]

Did pooka even post something? I don't see anything.

[Myrsilus]

I don't see anything either.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Because whenever I see another one of your useless threads I say,

'Awe, some shit!'

What he said.

[Jay]

You're awesome because I frequently cringe when I look at one of your posts, and anyone who can make me cringe as effectively as you do has to be worth something.

[moo]

What about you walking in on two guys?
That might make you cringe, dunno if it makes it worth something tho/

[Jay]

That wouldn't make me cringe in the slightest. Those guys obvious enjoy what they're doing behind closed doors, so I'll just draw a discreet veil over that one and leave them to it. Each to their own, you know? ;)

[moo]

What if its on your bed, and one of them is a close friend of yours?

[h2orowe]

:O he's got you there shorty

[Jay]

What if its on your bed, and one of them is a close friend of yours?

Then I'd wash my sheets and explain to him that I don't care what his sexual preference is, he's still my friend.

(h2orowe: grow up, sonny. It takes more than that to get me.)

[D-pad]

Then I'd wash my sheets and explain to him that I don't care what his sexual preference is, he's still my friend.

(h2orowe: grow up, sonny. It takes more than that to get me.)
Ok what if it was your dad and your best friend?

[Jay]

Ok what if it was your dad and your best friend?

It still wouldn't effect me because, and read this, IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME WHAT PEOPLE'S SEXUAL PREFERENCES ARE.

If my old man wanted to turn gay after almost 50 straight years, all the more power to him. ;)

[moo]

Well It was more aimed at the fact that they were having sex on your bed, than the gay part.

[Mittens]

What if some dude constantly prodded your crotch saying "dinky" with every poke?

[D-pad]

What if some dude constantly prodded your crotch saying "dinky" with every poke?
*writes down to do at school tomarrow*

[Marblehead]

You're awesome because you're actually a girl. :D

[D-pad]

You're awesome because you're actually a girl. :D
I wish I could get all sorts of wang.

[Joe]

I thought this was a thread on how awesome, or not, pad was, not a contest to see how to make Jay cringe.

On topic: Pad, you can't be awesome if it's self proclaimed awesome. You need someone else to tell you you are awesome, without having in prior inclination to do so from you to begin with.

On the making of Jay crine topic:

Edit, to further increase ambiguity, I will edit my post by removing the third letter for every word, and replacing it with ♂.

*uber disgusting hypocritical post to try and make you all cringe*


Th♂re ar♂ ce♂ta♂n fe♂is♂es in th♂ ga♂ co♂mu♂it♂ th♂t ar♂ cr♂zy. Li♂e ar♂pi♂ fe♂is♂, li♂ki♂g ar♂pi♂s (na♂ty as♂ ar♂pit♂). Ra♂nc♂, wh♂ch ha♂ to do wi♂h al♂os♂ an♂ bo♂ily fu♂ct♂on, fr♂m ur♂ne to ex♂re♂en♂, so♂et♂me♂ ev♂n ea♂in♂ it.

Th♂ S&M st♂ff is pr♂tt♂ fu♂ny th♂ug♂, go♂ta as♂ yo♂rse♂f if ev♂r th♂re wa♂ a ti♂e in yo♂r li♂e th♂t yo♂ wa♂te♂ to lo♂e co♂tro♂.

Oh ye♂h, th♂re♂ al♂o ga♂ ch♂bs, an♂ ch♂b ch♂se♂s, wh♂re pe♂pl♂ li♂e fa♂ pe♂pl♂, an♂ th♂ ch♂b ch♂se♂s ca♂ be co♂pl♂d wi♂h (an♂ of♂en ti♂es ar♂) ar♂pi♂s, na♂ty bo♂y od♂rs, ex♂re♂en♂ (fr♂m ea♂in♂ to sm♂ar♂ng) an♂ ur♂ne (fr♂m dr♂nk♂ng to sm♂ar♂ng ;) ). I do♂'t kn♂w wh♂ th♂ na♂se♂ti♂g sm♂ll of bo♂y od♂r is a tu♂n on fo♂ so♂e, bu♂ it is.

The♂ th♂re ar♂ bi♂er♂, bi♂er fe♂is♂ is pr♂tt♂ mu♂h re♂ll♂ ha♂ry gu♂ in le♂th♂r on a mo♂or♂yc♂e, yo♂ se♂ th♂m on hi♂hw♂ys ac♂ing to♂gh. I'v♂ ev♂n he♂rd of a fa♂t fe♂is♂, wh♂re on♂ gu♂ wo♂ld wa♂t th♂ ot♂er to si♂ on hi♂, an♂ far♂ in hi♂ fa♂e, pe♂ha♂s ev♂n sw♂ll♂wi♂g th♂ fa♂ts an♂ wh♂tn♂t.

Oh ye♂! An♂ ri♂mi♂g, wh♂re on♂ gu♂ li♂ks th♂ ot♂er♂ as♂ho♂e ou♂, li♂e a ma♂ wo♂ld do to a wo♂en, so♂et♂me♂ th♂re is sca♂ in♂ol♂ed, wh♂ kno♂s?

Now imagine you're dad doing some of *THAT* ^

Well, if that didn't make you cringe, then you're quite the open minded person.

*end uber digusting post to make you all cringe*

[moo]

*snip*
That actually made me quite thirsty.
Time to drink some chocolate milk.

[D-pad]

Joe I hate you.

[Joe]

Bahahahaha, chocolate milk. I can't drink you. :'(

Good, that makes two people. Let the masses fall prey!

[moo]

How come ? :(

[Jay]

That was sexy.

[h2orowe]

Very Sexy or is it Smexy?

[Jay]

Schmexi. Very much so.

[Joe]

I can't drink milk, or consume any form of dairy because I'm lactose intolerant. Now, I'm sure you've heard of that, some people have it worse than others though. I have it REALLY bad.

[moo]

I can't drink milk, or consume any form of dairy because I'm lactose intolerant. Now, I'm sure you've heard of that, some people have it worse than others though. I have it REALLY bad.


Lol it would be pretty funny If I hadn't.
That does suck, but the best part of chocolate milk is the chocolate (in my opinion). So go get some nice milk chocolate (hopes your not allergic to chocolate).

[Joe]

I'll still get really really sick from the milk part of it. And since most chocolate nowadays is milk chocolate, I can't eat too much of that, either.

[moo]

:(.... Please tell me you can eat bread...
If I couldnt eat bread AND chocolate I would be sad :(.

[Joe]

Yes, bread is fine. Bread is delicious, and yummy, and tastes like bread.

[moo]

EXACTLY, bread is so awesome, its like sex, except not really.

[tekkan]

D_Pad69, You are awesome.

[h2orowe]

Oh my god! Mrrian! You finally returned to us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
I hate Dpad, but I love him, because he's so weird, and weirder than me :O which I can't take so I'm leaving you all, bye.

I've come back, aren't you happy?