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08-29-2005, 11:33 AM
Well I went to visit my mother this weekend. *insert sarcastic W00t!*
So anyway I get there and my dad leaves so I'm sitting around, when she tells me we are going to a party. So she breaks out the budweiser and while everyone is getting ready we sit around and drink. (responsible aint she?)
Well we leave about 3:00-ish and head to the party. I had to give my current beer up (stupid law) witch kinda sucked, but other than that it was all good. Like a real redneck I rode in the back of my mom's boyfriends truck for about 30 miles to the party. We got out and I grabbed a new beer and then we went up to the house. Let me tell ya it was nice. I'm no good at describing houses, but it was big and shit and it had a big pool and a big garage. So after a while I see a friend from school at the party and we hang for a bit. After walkin around for about an hour with him we decide to get in the pool. I quickly head to the bathroom and change, then it was off to the pool. I quickly jumped in cause that shit was cold as eskimo sex. I played volley ball in the pool for a bit, but after a while that got boring so I got out. Then I met a pit bull named hitler. He was nice and lovable and cute to everybody at the party........exept me. I went to pet him and he tried to take my fuckin arm off no joke. I was able to run and hide before he could catch me luckily or I'd a been fucked up worse than the government. After that and a couple more beers I decide it was safer and funner to get back in the pool. So for the next few hours I swam and periodically got out to quickly down some beer. This goes on til about 7 when I'm so drunk my mother and I both decide to cut me off for a bit. I then ate some BBQ and sat and watch a band play for a bit. I went to walk around the pool when all of a sudden around the bushes came Hitler. He saw me and started chasing after me again so I quickly jumped strait into the pool. I swam around til about 10:00 and then the cops came and broke up the party. So I got out only to find out my mother and her boyfriend left. So I sit around and have to drink Keystone light and wait for her to get back. Well about an hour later she arrives and we leave. The ride back is cold because I'm all wet. When we get home she leaves again and I change into my batman pj's. (dont laugh batman is the shiz nit) I quickly find the porn and watch some weird S&M shit. After I was done masturbating I watch some CSI. When that was over there was nothing else on tv so I watched porn again. This time was better, but only slightly. It was some generic 80's porn and was quite boring. After I was doen with my business again I relised I was kinda sleepy so I crashed on the coutch.
So I figured I'd share my fun experience with you all. Hope you enjoy. Also this is my longest post ever.
So anyway I get there and my dad leaves so I'm sitting around, when she tells me we are going to a party. So she breaks out the budweiser and while everyone is getting ready we sit around and drink. (responsible aint she?)
Well we leave about 3:00-ish and head to the party. I had to give my current beer up (stupid law) witch kinda sucked, but other than that it was all good. Like a real redneck I rode in the back of my mom's boyfriends truck for about 30 miles to the party. We got out and I grabbed a new beer and then we went up to the house. Let me tell ya it was nice. I'm no good at describing houses, but it was big and shit and it had a big pool and a big garage. So after a while I see a friend from school at the party and we hang for a bit. After walkin around for about an hour with him we decide to get in the pool. I quickly head to the bathroom and change, then it was off to the pool. I quickly jumped in cause that shit was cold as eskimo sex. I played volley ball in the pool for a bit, but after a while that got boring so I got out. Then I met a pit bull named hitler. He was nice and lovable and cute to everybody at the party........exept me. I went to pet him and he tried to take my fuckin arm off no joke. I was able to run and hide before he could catch me luckily or I'd a been fucked up worse than the government. After that and a couple more beers I decide it was safer and funner to get back in the pool. So for the next few hours I swam and periodically got out to quickly down some beer. This goes on til about 7 when I'm so drunk my mother and I both decide to cut me off for a bit. I then ate some BBQ and sat and watch a band play for a bit. I went to walk around the pool when all of a sudden around the bushes came Hitler. He saw me and started chasing after me again so I quickly jumped strait into the pool. I swam around til about 10:00 and then the cops came and broke up the party. So I got out only to find out my mother and her boyfriend left. So I sit around and have to drink Keystone light and wait for her to get back. Well about an hour later she arrives and we leave. The ride back is cold because I'm all wet. When we get home she leaves again and I change into my batman pj's. (dont laugh batman is the shiz nit) I quickly find the porn and watch some weird S&M shit. After I was done masturbating I watch some CSI. When that was over there was nothing else on tv so I watched porn again. This time was better, but only slightly. It was some generic 80's porn and was quite boring. After I was doen with my business again I relised I was kinda sleepy so I crashed on the coutch.
So I figured I'd share my fun experience with you all. Hope you enjoy. Also this is my longest post ever.