Kancho makes the world go 'round.

[Praetorian]

These are some pictures a friend in New Zealand made. Yes, these are actually bought in an New Zealandish shop.

Make of it what you will. This may just get to 'All Your Base' proportions.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/MortalMichael/dsc01348.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/MortalMichael/dsc01349.jpg



The elusive Japanglish?

[Joe]

Dear lord, that's not kosher. However, I doubt it will reach all yopur base proportions...

[StormShadow]

Look at the two Koalas! The one riding ass is smiling, and the other one is frowning!!

[Praetorian]

Look at the two Koalas! The one riding ass is smiling, and the other one is frowning!!

Hahahahhahaha!

I LOL'ed.


Check that out. The kangaroo is also wearing rubber gloves (to not get his hands dirty), and he's talking about a lovely choco center. Also, he has a blue eye. Someone hit him after a Kancho.

[Jay]

Holy shit, there's kangaroos and koalas on those boxes!

Fucking Kiwis stealing our animals. :mad:

[StormShadow]

Is that what the Australians call the New Zealanders? Kiwis? What's duragitory about that? Kiwis taste delicious! I'm going to start calling those Canadians 'potatoes'

[Praetorian]

Is that what the Australians call the New Zealanders? Kiwis? What's duragitory about that? Kiwis taste delicious! I'm going to start calling those Canadians 'potatoes'


When they talk about 'kiwi' they mean the 'kiwibird'.

Over there they call 'kiwi' 'kiwifruit' if I'm not mistaken, and the bird is called the 'kiwi'.

[Jay]

New Zealanders are called Kiwis for the Kiwi bird.

We just don't speak of them, that's how much we care about 'em. Well, NZ is an extension of Australia in that we ship the dumb people over to NZ in the middle of the night so as not to pollute Australia. :p

Edit: I was always taught that kiwi birds were extinct. My apologies.

[StormShadow]

There is no Birds on that box. he said "Fucking Kiwis stole our animals" I really think he's talking about the New Zealanders.

[Praetorian]

Duh, 'kiwibird' is slang for 'New Zealander'.


And Jay, kiwibirds aren't extinct.

[StormShadow]

He didn't call them kiwibirds! He called them Kiwis! And the fact now remains that Canadians shall henceforth be known as potatos!

[Jay]

He didn't call them kiwibirds! He called them Kiwis! And the fact now remains that Canadians shall henceforth be known as potatos!

*sigh*

Kiwis are called what they are because of the BIRD.

[StormShadow]

I went to public school. American public school. They don't teach you that stuff.

[Jay]

I went to public school. American public school. They don't teach you that stuff.

I went to a stupid school. They all taught me the kiwibird was extinct. *gives middle finger to school*

[StormShadow]

That's right, stick to the man *flips off Australian school* What now biatches? Just what you gonna do now? *Drops pants and waives pasty white posterior at the island of Australia, upon which it's schools lie* WHAT UP NOW?!

[Jay]

HAHAHAHA. You dickhead. :D

[StormShadow]

Hey dude, I'm supporting YOU! Hows about laying off of ME?!

[Jay]

I'm calling you dickhead in an endearing way. :)

[StormShadow]

Oh, well then I feel quite honored to be the first American to have this title bestowed upon him by an Australian. :)

[Benaire]

..... Yeah the first.... right.

[StormShadow]

Don't you take this away from me Benaire! This is a momentus occasion in my life *Wipes a tear* And you will not degrade it. Quit pissing on my dreams! *Wiping away tears, then runs to bathroom and slams door*

[Benaire]

Awww im sorry StormHow about this ill call you a dickhead too ..... a nice one now you ahve 2 aussies fondly calling you a dickhead.

[StormShadow]

*Wiping tears* This is so much. First of all I want to thank God. I always knew this day would come.

-Side question. It's 4:14am in Washington. What time is it in Austria? Eh, Herr Benaire? Was ist de Uhr?

[Jay]

7:20pm where I am, 9:20pm where Benaire is.

[StormShadow]

WHAT?! I thought that it would be earlier. wow. I just realized. It should be spring there, right? Like, your winter just got over? What did you get for Christmas?

[Benaire]

LOL its almost spring but its feels like spring. In Canberra the wattles are all blooming a sure sign of spring. The world is turning into little yellow puffballs allergic people are turning into weeping leaking puffy red eyed sad sad people. =) The sun feels warmer all of a sudden and you can feel its rays penetrate and warm you to your bones.

[Benaire]

If ya want a photo or two ill post some.

[StormShadow]

I love that feeling. When it's cold, but then the sun pops out fomr behind a cloud, and you feel the temp raise a few degrees. In America, our wattles aren't flowers, but the red chunk of skin on a trukey's neck. Each day I feel summer leave. It used to be sunny when I would roll into work at 5 in the morning, but now it remains dark until at least 6:30. The bright, evocative smells remain, but they seem tainted by some force, signalling the end to warmth and jovialities, and the beginnings of cold and isolation.

[Jay]

It's still half winter here. Hot days and cool nights.

[Praetorian]

Damnit man. Even in Padded Walls threads should not go off topic so much. -_-

[Jay]

I need a point and laugh emote.

[StormShadow]

I need to find some random thing like that box that I can post. And then I would make fun of those stupid potatos. God, I just hate them so much.