View Full Version : The day rap music died
SeRGiY
08-29-2005, 04:05 AM
http://www.dahv.com/
Some of her phattest tracks include, "Daddy don't trip" and "whos that". This shit is wack for real yo
Myrsilus
08-29-2005, 04:07 AM
XD This isn't serious, right?
PopCulturePooka
08-29-2005, 04:08 AM
What the flying fuck?
StormShadow
08-29-2005, 04:30 AM
Oh shit! I have a co-worker whop is in a rap group called "The Wolf Pack", and I haev been bustin' rhymes for him. I can't say I am the best at free-stylin', but give me a couple of minutes and I can flow. I know I ain't gangsta, my raps are mostly about skatin' and hooking up with terrible women, and I even have a few about the mean streets. But my shit looks straight up like some Ice T "Cop Killa" compared to that!
Jiant Flying Panda
08-29-2005, 04:40 AM
Hehehe.
I actually like it :).
When girls get togethA! We always act so clevaR!!
That's brilliant.
Myrsilus
08-29-2005, 04:42 AM
Hehehe.
I actually like it :).
Say what? I think you inhaled too much ammonia.
Jiant Flying Panda
08-29-2005, 04:44 AM
Say what? I think you inhaled too much ammonia.
Aww come on dude.
I know one of you guys like it. Someone grow a sac and admit it! :D
Stephy
08-29-2005, 04:45 AM
when I clicked that link, my youngest sister actually liked it and told me to keep playing it.
... But I didn't
StormShadow
08-29-2005, 04:46 AM
Does this actually count as rap? Everything just sounds like the chorus. I really haven't even heard her flow. She is only slightly worse than lil' bow wow and lil' romeo. BLECK! Fujin! You go to the library and get a book on the occult. I'll find Easy E's, Tupac's, and B.I.G.'s graves, and we'll bring back some good stuff.
Myrsilus
08-29-2005, 04:49 AM
Aww come on dude.
I know one of you guys like it. Someone grow a sac and admit it! :D
I found it funny... I sure AS HELL did not like it. x.x Good lord, she SUCKS!
I agree, Tupac and B.I.G need to come back and school her. Especially Tupac.
BluZytrix
08-29-2005, 04:51 AM
THANK YOU SO MUCH for killing at least a few thousand brain cells listening to that. That has to be some sort of joke.
Nekesu
08-29-2005, 04:52 AM
Yeah it sucked, but gave me a good laugh. But hey at least she / they were "rapping" about things other than cars, clothes, and two dolla hos.
Jiant Flying Panda
08-29-2005, 04:53 AM
I found it funny... I sure AS HELL did not like it. x.x Good lord, she SUCKS!
I agree, Tupac and B.I.G need to come back and school her. Especially Tupac.
She's better than me. Seriously.
Tupac and Biggie are good and all.....
But MacDre needs to come back to life and frag her ass. Although, she is pretty good....
StormShadow
08-29-2005, 04:54 AM
I really have found that I like Kanye West. I really only like the old school stuff, but I really dig his style, him and Jay Z. And 50, but only because he was shot 9 times. I want to read his book. I wonder if he really wrote it? But yeah Fujin, how is that occult book search coming along? We need Easy back bad. Like Angelina Jolie wanting to adopt another kid because she is addicted to that sort of thing bad.
psychicstooge
08-29-2005, 05:01 AM
Jesus Titty-fucking Christ.
There should be some sort of law against this kind of thing.
Myrsilus
08-29-2005, 05:01 AM
I can't rap... let alone freestyle. But geez, I know when someone is good. And even if she is not rapping about the generic topics, ugh!
Sorry, I know she is rapping for the demographic she obviously represents... it's just bad.
Most of the rap I can listen to is the old rap... the new stuff I don't bother with at all unless it becomes catchy.
StormShadow
08-29-2005, 05:08 AM
If you take the phrase "jesus titty fucknig christ" and break it down what does that mean. if jesus is the christ, as some believe, and he is titty fucking him, then wouldn't that mean he is titty bangin himself? I canot even begin to wrap my mind around that one. *Blood slowly leaking from ear*
PopCulturePooka
08-29-2005, 08:08 AM
If you take the phrase "jesus titty fucknig christ" and break it down what does that mean. if jesus is the christ, as some believe, and he is titty fucking him, then wouldn't that mean he is titty bangin himself? I canot even begin to wrap my mind around that one. *Blood slowly leaking from ear*
You ever said something like 'Danger is my middle name!'.
;)
StormShadow
08-29-2005, 08:20 AM
It's not the same. Why not just say "Masturbating jesus'? It's the same thing.
Praetorian
08-29-2005, 08:31 AM
Wow, and I thought normal rap and hip hop was the most retarded thing ever.
Marblehead
08-29-2005, 08:41 AM
I love(hate) how she sings with a braces lisp. :D
StormShadow
08-29-2005, 08:43 AM
I know! She reminded me of that lady from Gross Point Blank. The secratary. She also played the black widow in Adams Family Values. She has a lisp thing going on too.
l337m45t3r
08-29-2005, 08:45 AM
If this is what it takes to kill rap forever then get this girl a recording conract, stat!
PopCulturePooka
08-29-2005, 09:48 AM
Wow, and I thought normal rap and hip hop was the most retarded thing ever.
Nah, J-pop is.
Bloody awful that stuff.
What the flying fuck?
I concur.
It makes me want to gouge my eyeballs out and apply copious amounts of Ajax.
i'm not so sure that's a girl. I don't know...something about her just screams "WAS A GUY, WAS A GUY."
I'll just x that out and never ask.
Sardaukar
08-29-2005, 01:39 PM
Hahah. That's hilarious.
Hahah. That's hilarious.
look at HI-err i mean her! There's more than just ugly there.....
Sardaukar
08-29-2005, 01:53 PM
look at HI-err i mean her! There's more than just ugly there.....
Especially that little picture of it crouching down. It really doesn't do it any favours whatsoever.
Sardaukar
08-29-2005, 02:06 PM
Read 'Dune' by Frank Herbert.
Praetorian
08-29-2005, 02:19 PM
Sardaukar are the soldiers of House Corrino who rules the known universe (the Imperium) at the time of Dune. Until Paul Atreides organizes the Fremen on Arrakis, they are the foremost soldiers in the universe and are feared by all. The Sardaukar are the key to House Corrino's hold on the Imperial throne. They are the soldier-fanatics of the Padishah Emperor and the Corrino dynasty.
They're the elite soldiers of the Emperor. They are based off Praetorians of the Roman Empire. Me and Sardaukar have the same name. :p
Sardaukar are the soldiers of House Corrino who rules the known universe (the Imperium) at the time of Dune. Until Paul Atreides organizes the Fremen on Arrakis, they are the foremost soldiers in the universe and are feared by all. The Sardaukar are the key to House Corrino's hold on the Imperial throne. They are the soldier-fanatics of the Padishah Emperor and the Corrino dynasty.
They're the elite soldiers of the Emperor. They are based off Praetorians of the Roman Empire. Me and Sardaukar have the same name. :p
you bunch of lovable NERDS HAH!
oh wait.....i didn't mean that.
Praetorian
08-29-2005, 03:02 PM
Shocking thing is I knew that without having ever read a Dune novel.
ellie
08-29-2005, 07:13 PM
Okay, that's not rap. I could soooo take her on. Just call me Feminem.
Feminem, that's cool.
Okay, you vs. her. You got me interested now.
ellie
08-29-2005, 07:25 PM
I'm the female version of Eminem in 8 mile. Totally.
I'm the female version of Eminem in 8 mile. Totally.
Stop shirking out of a challenge. You vs. her, right here, right now. :D
ellie
08-29-2005, 07:29 PM
Okay, let's get it on. . .umm go find her, I guess, and I shall freestyle rap her ass.
No no, you work off what she's got. She offers her best then you come along and do better.
ellie
08-29-2005, 07:40 PM
I'm too mean for her. I would make her cry.
Sardaukar
08-29-2005, 10:17 PM
According to her "411" she "almost didn't make it" when she was born. Too bad she did.
Urban~Ninja
08-29-2005, 10:30 PM
Why does god let these things happen?!
Its just disturbing how annoying her music is, i mean Rap is usually pretty lame but dear god why did he let this happen?!
MajorProblem
08-29-2005, 11:08 PM
Shitty music hurt ears! Aaagghhhh!!!
Myrsilus
08-29-2005, 11:23 PM
Ha ha... I thought I was hearing things when I heard her sing. Her braces lisp makes it even more hilarious.
Shamu
08-30-2005, 12:06 AM
My ears hurt! Make it go away!
*covers ears and cowers in the corner*
I'll be having nightmares about that stupid freaky cat that was posted in the cat vs. dog thread rapping to this music now!!!! Gah!!!
Trump
08-30-2005, 02:38 PM
rap music is an oxymoron...
Most 'rap' is just poetry to a beat. Actually, I guess that makes it just poetry which is just as respectable as an art form as music.
MFDub
08-30-2005, 06:25 PM
If only this was a joke, then it would be absolutely hilarious. But it seems that this girl has frickin' TOUR DATES! Which just makes it really, really sad...
Mechs
08-30-2005, 07:58 PM
No....the really sad thing is the people who actually paid to hear this horrile ****.
ArkhanTerra
08-30-2005, 07:59 PM
That's too fucking funny.
EDIT:
For the record, I think this used to be a little white boy who saw how big Gwen Stefani got and went trans-gender, then started to rap.
Roxie
09-07-2005, 11:08 PM
we can paint nails or play dress up
No boys allowed!
omg....funnytragedy funagedy
This should be used as torture for prisoners...
Annie
09-07-2005, 11:32 PM
If I were this kids daddy I'd be trippin' too. My daughter's famous for being a total retard.
Myrsilus
09-07-2005, 11:34 PM
Now that I've had a few weeks to think about it... I'd probably burn a cd she makes just so I could play it at parties and watch the chaos ensue.
The Divine Comedy
09-08-2005, 12:00 AM
Oh my god... I got that Mean Girls song stuck in my head. Somebody please shoot me. Or her. Just for the greater good of music. *bleaches brain and cries*
Myrsilus
09-08-2005, 12:06 AM
^^^
See that? That's why I want to play the music in parties. So I can ruin brains.
Your Biggest Fan
09-08-2005, 12:17 AM
that was worse than watching MTV
Roxie
09-08-2005, 02:29 AM
at least it's more entertaining....
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