roleplaying XD

[Mastiker]

my friends and i do this thing we call "RPing". pretty much what we do is we write out stories based around characters that we make up. we have a lot of fun doing it, and i was going to link to one of my sites, but i realize that's against the rules, so instead, i'm going to put it in my sig and tell you about the site here :D

basicially what we do is we go back and forth telling the story from the perspective of our character. it's something that is for people interested in writing, but you don't have to be talented. it'd be awesome if you used proper english, but i'm sure we could ignore that too :D.

i'm just throwing this idea out there... if anyone's interested, the link is in the sig, or we can talk about it in this thread:innocent:

edit: i still have to edit some things on the site XD so i'm not going to link it in my sig just yet... when i get it fixed, then i'll put it in.

[gentlemanandscholar]

Lightning bolt!

[Zonehunter1]

Why not just use the thread you made?

[Mastiker]

Lightning bolt!

dodge!

Why not just use the thread you made?
because i'm silly.

the site's not up anyways, and i'm unsure about the rules for spamming :gloomy:

[Tenlaius]

yay RP!!
i stab all with 3ft greatsword! kekekeke

[King Kong]

I Cast Emo Induced Self Infliction! Loss of -1000 HP to every member of my team.
We are now zombies and we can't be beat.

Take that biches.

[Mastiker]

lucky for me i was wearing my Anti-Emo hat.

i throw a potion at you guys and you lose.

[King Kong]

Mastiker, I used the spell on my own members. You fail.

[Mastiker]

....damn. :gloomy: *goes into corner*

[King Kong]

haha, I beat you at your own game.

Im so going to post this in the "I am happy" thread. If I feel like it.

[Masa the Masta]

I fite u king kong


*kasts mask of suffokation @ King kong*

*wins 4 exp*

liek wtf mate, ur weak loooooool no experience 4 me


I'm done.

[King Kong]

Oh noooooes, random enemy attack!11!!!

*Throws pokeball*- Now starmy, go and find Masa and brutally invade his posterior hole.

BEGONE SLUT!!!111

[Fallen Angel]

I do role play too on some forums, it's pretty funny... but since I'm not good enought in english I'm only playing in french... sorry ^^;

[Nights_into_dreams]

I cast magic missile into the darkness!

[ShadowDeth]

I cast magic missile at the mountain dew!

























Ps: Magic missile is a hot spell. Nothing is immune to it, it doesn't miss and it can be spammed with quicken spell. :O

[EvilFred]

EvilFred takes out a magic sword and decapitates everyone, winning the hand of the fair maiden.

(Yeah, I'm not too good at this roleplaying stuff. The one time I joined an RP group I got called a n00b and then banned. Bastards.)

[Zonehunter1]

Zonehunter dodges the decapitations due to being a floating ball.
Begins endless annoying rants.

[paul]

Paul farts.

[jindojim]

I want somebody to go back in time with me. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. You'll get paid after we get back. You must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

[delen]

Ok, I'll be the wealthy businessman and you can be my french maid.

P.S.- Roleplaying is sweeeeet.

[EvilFred]

EvilFred wonders if it would be prudent to stop talking in the third person.

[Tenlaius]

Zonehunter dodges the decapitations due to being a floating ball.
Begins endless annoying rants.

Loads the floating thing with gun powder, C4, Sticky grenades, normal grenades, and a 500 pound bomb, brings everyone to a cliff 4 miles away, and pushes the big button, watching the explosion.

Then tries to get laid, that or drunk.

[Mittens]

The warfare on the soil below Zenkat's dominion quakes with rage, the clash of blades and the explosions of magic missiles. Zenkat, trying to watch TV has found that he has had to turn the volume up slightly due to the noise. Zenkat, enraged descends from the heavens, a ball of yarn in one hand, a dagger with a hello kitty engraved in the blade.

Raising the ball of yarn into the sky, Zenkat mew's loudly, echoing down valleys wild, trembling the bodies of the fallen. The ball of yarn explodes with an intense light. The cuddly cotton ball expands. A single solitary string shoots out from it towards the horizon. In a matter of seconds, the entire planet becomes bound by hundreds upon thousands of strings.

"If I cannot watch my gourmet cooking shows in peace, man or beast regardless, you shall all suffer a fate enveloped in flames!"

Zenkat places the end of the string at his feet and stabs it with his dagger, holding it in place. As the tip of the Hello Kitty dagger makes contact with the string, a powerful black flame erupts from the space between. The flame shoots off into the horizon, trailing the string like the sparks on a dynamite fuse.

Planet go 'FOOMF' in black flames, Zenkat laughs manically and goes back to his cooking show in the heavens. But wait. Destroying the world also meant destroying the heavens. Better luck next time Zenka-

Zenkat pounces on Mittens' throat and tears it apart with his teefs in a frenzied bloodlust.

=End=

[Zonehunter1]

The...Fourth..Wall...is...tearing..itself...to pieces...
*Flees (run away!)

[Renommus]

Game over.

Continue? Yes <--- No

[Tenlaius]

clicks yes and reverses time, not putting explosives in the floating ball near the crazy person's house...instead drives 120 miles away and repeats, driving back to the crazy person to watch tv

[Mastiker]

the site is almost ready, i'm just giving the few people who go there a chance to figure out i'm changing the link >_> for anyone interested, the link'll be up by thursday at least :D

[EvilFred]

EvilFred puts Mastiker in a head lock.

[Renommus]

EvilFred gained 8000 EXP!
EvilFred is now Level 12!
EvilFred gained 2 STR!
EvilFred gained 3 DEX!
EvilFred gained 2 INT!
EvilFred gained 1 END!
Found 1337G!
Found Elven Chain Helmet!

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban Finds a 500 yen coin, he smiles and picks it up and walks into Family mart and purchases 2 bottle of Coke and a packet of Frisk Mints. He then walks out of the store and using his unmatched by anyone Ninja powers he shoots a Ninja Eye Beam through Evil Freds left ear.

He opens his bottle of coke and gulps it down and then being the kinda person he is, puts it in the wrong bin by accident and proceeds to walk down the busied city square of Kagoshima.

--End--

[EvilFred]

EvilFred is now filled with rage! "HOW DARE HE LASER MY EAR?" Fred bellows before tackling Urban~Ninja to the ground and giving him the mother of all wedgies. Fred then steals his mints and runs away cackling.

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban~Ninja looks up at the sky and sheds a single solom tear, he gets to his feat and with the coca cola logo facing towards the public he takes another swig of his bottle of Coke, before looking at the running and cackling EvilFred, using what can only be described as "SOME CRAZY ASS NINJA SHIT UP IN THERE" he pounces like a bunny would bounce a carrot or lettuce. Using the most deadly of all Ninja tactics the Wet Willy he proceeds to give EvilFred one in his only remaining ear, and he stands of the saliva ear filled EvilFred he says in a heroic tone "You Killed My Master.....Wait......Give me my Mints!"

[Tenlaius]

trips evilfred, stealing his wallet. He pulls out a (?) Oblivion Keyblade and pummels him for a minute, then flys off with his Sephiroth-like wing.

kekekekeke

[EvilFred]

EvilFred lays on the ground, pummeled, robbed, and with saliva dripping out of one ear.

"I have truly been defeated." Fred says. "And my ear is slimy."

Fred then remembers something she saw in a movie and sits up.

"WAIT, URBAN NINJA! I AM YOUR FAAAATTHHHHERRRR!!!"

[Tenlaius]

randomly pulls out Cloud's sword, and swings the flat side and evilfred's head.

If that misses she would have a dragon god after him! *doom*

[EvilFred]

EvilFred grabs the end of the sword and clocks Tenlaius with the handle.

"YOU SHALL NOW KNOW CRUELTY UNLIKE ANY OTHER! You will beg for mercy! You will eat marshmallow peeps!"

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban~Ninja looks at EvilFred and raises his eyebrow much like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson would. "But are you not of the female gender", then thinking back to his childhood, which consisted of much Ninja games such as "Kill the entire village", "Destroy a whole country" and "Texas Hold Em Poker", he smiles and says "You are a liar, YOU WERE MY MOTHER!, Drew Carey is my Father!"

[EvilFred]

"Which is weird because my genes and Drew Carey's genes should have made an ugly troll child. You are too adorable to be a troll." Fred replies and then adds "Unfortunately I must eliminate you now! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! Say hello to Drew for me!". Fred runs at Urban wielding the sword and letting out a battle cry.

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban using the only thing a Ninja could do at this time pulls out his sword which he shop lifted from Family Mart and blocked Evil Freds attack. "You taught me well, but i have surpassed you" He says as he raises his hand "ROCK, PAPER SCISSORS" Urban releases a vicious Paper attack at EvilFred.

[Renommus]

Reno missed all the fun. He joins in midway through the battle and throws pixie dust on everyone, giving them all the giggles, and then prances into a sex shop to blend in.

[EvilFred]

Fred is wounded but not defeated.

"Your paper attack is strong, young grasshopper. BUT IT WILL NEVER MATCH MY Super Cool Sailor Moon Attack™! Die now!"

*The attack interacts badly with Renommus' pixie dust*

Uh-oh...

(KABOOOOM)

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban gets up from the rubble of the once famous Family Mart, he looks at the body of EvilFred "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" He screams as he drops to his knees, he then proceeds to walk over to the body and retrive his mints. "Im going to go count this....if just one is missing!" He then sits down next to the body of Fred and begins to count his mints.

[EvilFred]

Fred wonders if she should mention that she ate one. Nah, better not.

Fred realizes that now is the time to perform a sneak attack while the spawn of Drew Carey thinks she's dead.

"YAAAAA!!!!" Frad screams and puts Urban in a head lock. "Surely my super noogie powers will defeat him!" Fred noogies him within an inch of his life. "And after this I'm going to wax your eyebrows off!"

[Renommus]

Double-Cast: Zombie + Life @ Urban.

rofl

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban Ninja noogied beyong the normal endurance levels of a man, has but one option left in his arsenal of tricks, he proceeds to unleash what can only be called a forehard slap of doom, he hits his target of Fred's Forehead dead sqaure, in that moment, Urban escapes and clutching his messed up hair from the noogie, he exclaims "THOU SHALT NEVER WAX-ETH MY EYEBROWS!"

[EvilFred]

Fred is thrown backwards from the force of the slap and conveniently over a cliff into a river. Being the quick and completely brilliant thinker that she is though, Fred grabs the collar of Urban's shirt and pulls him over the cliff with her.

"I shall not suffer alooooooooooooooooone!"

[Tenlaius]

flys down grabbing the 2, and says,"I am just here for my sword you stole." He gets the Buster Blade, and decides to save them anywho.

He puts them near the ruins of the once proud family mart and summons bahamut and says,"Have fun." He flys out with a eivl cackle

[Renommus]

Renommus hops on the band wagon and jumps off the cliff.

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban tries to resist the pull on his collar but he is too weak from the Noogie he recieved, he turns to EvilFred "Thou shalt not get away with these evil deeds!"

[EvilFred]

"Saved from death by a big flying thing! Hurrah!" Fred yells and then realizes that Renommus has just jumped off the cliff. "Hm, sucks to be him."

Fred turns to Urban and cackles.

"Oh, I think I will get away with it. I think I'll get away with all of it! I'm even going to get away with waxing your mother's eyebrows yesterday!" Fred tosses her head back and laughs evilly.

[Renommus]

Renommus hit the ground hard but he had auto-life so it's okay. Will proceed to walk back up.

[Tenlaius]

bahamut saves renommus, then puts him inbetwen his mouth and shots off a neo-flare..almost killing renommus.

Ten flyss by, grabs reno, thens drops him off on top the other 2..yah 3 some! lol

[Renommus]

Threesome? Hot.

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban looks confuzzeled "You are my mother so if you waxed your eyebrows of course you would get away with it." He stares at EvilFred...."This can mean only one thing! YOUR NOT MY MOTHER!" Urban Cries, Ninja's have been known to be very emotional.

[Renommus]

Renommus offers Urban a tissue.

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban takes the tissue and blows his nose on Renommus's hand.

[Renommus]

Renommus is sad now. Needs tissue.

[EvilFred]

Fred pats Urban on the back. "There, there...You wouldn't want me as a mother anyway. I'm selfish and I steal candy from people. Besides that I'm trying to kill you."

Fred realizes the perfect time to strike is when a Ninja is vulnerable.

"Mwahahaha!" Fred cackles as she pounces on Urban and ties him up. "You, Renommus, fetch me the wax strips!"

[Renommus]

Renommus can't be bothered to think of a witty reply, so proceeds to fetch wax strips.

[EvilFred]

"Thank you, Renny. When I rule the world I'll give you a present and not kill you." Fred says and then turns back to Urban.

"The time...Is...Now." Fred cackles and holds up a wax strip.

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban Ninja looks at EvilFred "Tied up by Rope, How did you know my weakness!" He cant struggle against the rope as it is the only weakness of a Ninja.

[Renommus]

Renommus prepares the manicuring kit for MASSIVE DAMAGE!

[EvilFred]

"Manly eyebrows no more!" Fred screams and slaps the strip down in between his eyebrows.

"1...2...THREE!!!!" Fred rips the strip off.

[Renommus]

Renommus cringes at the sight. No man should ever have to endure that pain.

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban Ninja screams the most manly scream he could muster, he looks at the wax strips and shudders. "You will pay! PAY I SAY!, ONE DAY, WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT!" He morns the now departed facial eyebrow hair.

---

Non Rp - Im going to bed one and all, i have to help set up some thing at the school tomorrow, I shall get my revenge Fred dont you worry!

[Renommus]

Renommus is sad because this just became a two-way RP. :(

[EvilFred]

(Goodnight, Urban! I'll be here plotting counter attacks to your revenge. :innocent: )

"Don't be sad Ren, I'll think of some unspeakable torture to put you through too." Fred said and smiled in a friendly manner.

[Renommus]

I didn't even get to use my manicuring kit. :(

[EvilFred]

Things when quiet in here as soon as Urban left to slaughter infants. Does that mean we were leeching off of his life force or something?

[Renommus]

I think it's the whole party thing. I'm sorry EvilFred, you're a great party member, but I just don't it's working out. Can we just be enemies?

[EvilFred]

I think it's the whole party thing. I'm sorry EvilFred, you're a great party member, but I just don't it's working out. Can we just be enemies?
Yes, I suppose.

Fred kicks Ren in the shins and head butts him in the stomach.

[Renommus]

"Ow. My pride." Exclaims Reno, doubling over, and halving his name to save effort.

He devises a plan while he waits for EvilFred to approach.

[EvilFred]

"Art thou ready to surrender?" Fred asks and approaches.

[Renommus]

"OMFG look behind you! A wild Ratatta!" Yelled Reno.

He frantically pointed in past EvilFred.

[EvilFred]

The Pokemon fight music plays as Fred turns around to look for the Ratatta.

[Tibs]

Tibs throws a pokéball at EvilFred. It collides with the back of her head and opens, zapping a rock and trapping it.

[Tenlaius]

comes out of now where flying in super fast, almost to the point where he is a blur, holding Cloud's Buster Blade(the Advent Children one) and Masamune, prepared to decapitate people, or knock them silly.

[Mastiker]

Mastiker cries at the mess.

Then he eats animal crackers, and all is fine once again.

[Eddie Echoplex]

CygnusDarius cast Mordenkainen's Faithful Watchdog... And steals teh muffins.

[Mastiker]

*rolls the die to see if he's getting drunk

[Tibs]

Die says yes. Mastiker is drunk.

[Masa the Masta]

SNAP! Masa makes another cameo appearance and farts on Tibs. Through the TV screen.

*vanish*

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban returns like the Ninja bad-ass he is. He stand on the top of a building waiting for the return of EvilFred. He recalls the time Tupac told Urban "Please dont shoot me 9 times in the face and chest"

[Tibs]

Tibs atomic wedgies Urban off the edge of the building.

[Urban~Ninja]

"AHAHAHA" Urban Ninja laughs as his hand clasps the edge of the 21st floor. "I wasnt wearing any underwear today!" Tibs hand thus is covered in Ninja poop.

[Tibs]

Tibs sells ninja poop on ebay and buys back his pride.

:(

Tibs returns with his pride and a semi-auto. He fires but the bullets come out in bullet-time. He can only hope urban is really slow.

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban using what can only be called as 'moving' dodges the bullets, before throwing a pair of headphones on Tibs and then turns on a copy of the Spice Girls and duct tapes the headphones to Tib's head. "If you try to remove them, it will rip out large amounts of your hair!"

[Tibs]

"Aaaaaaargh!"

Tibs lets out a loud girlish scream as the spice girls flood into his brain with their girl power, and bad vocals.

"I cannot stand much of this, but I cannot lose my precious hair!"

Tibs thinks for a moment before repeatedly smashing his head into the floor in an attempt to sabotage the headphones.

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban Ninja laughs "AHAHAH Did you know realise we are on a giant building created entirly of JELLO!" Urban laughs ate Tibs feeble attempts to rid himself of the Devils Music.

[Tibs]

"No! That's impossible! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Tibs realises he's being over-dramatic and decides just to rip of the headphones. His hair will be missed, but he's on a building made of jelly, so everything works out for the best.
He scoops up to handfuls of building, nibbling on one, and hurling the other at Urban at the air-speed velocity of an african swallow!

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban looks at Tibs "Are we talking the speed of a male African Swallow or Female African Swallow?" Just then he dodges the Jello "OH SO a transgender african swallow" he then proceeds to jam Tibs Face into the jello. "Dont worry soon you will die with yummy sweet jello in your lungs"

[Tibs]

"Oh noes!"

Tibs tried to dodge but to no avail! He was hurtling to the jello floor at the speed of a Male-French-Swallow-that-pretends-to-be-a-Female-Asian-Swallow-on-Forums. He had to think fast!

...

Not fast enough though. As Jello filled his lungs he knew his only chance was to eat through the roof and into the top floor where he could regroup. He began chewing his way through!

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban shocked by Tibs courage does the only thing a ninja could do at this time...he kicks Tibs in the ribs.

[Tibs]

Pain spreads through Tibs' body as Urban kicks him hard in the ribs, but he knows he cannot stop chewing. He chews a hole in the roof large enough to fit through and slips into the top floor of the building, darting off somewhere to set a surprise attack.

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban laughs as the building since constructed out of Jello makes it easy to see right through, Urban watches Tibs every movement.

[Tibs]

Tibs hides behind a jello-door, ready to pounce at Urban, still unaware that the building is entirely see-through.

[Tenlaius]

just floats above all this, eating skittles as a rainbow comes over him.

damed Skittles rainbow...

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban places a set of Headphones on the wall of the building the resulting reverberations allow for the whole building to be filled with the sounds of Jessica Simpson.

Urban laughs at his own evil!

[Tibs]

"Oh noes!"

Tibs is forced to resort to special measures. He pulls his iPod™ from his pocket and hooks it up full blast, to counter the wailing that echoes through the building. As he does this, he becomes a white silohette, and the iPod™ logo appears.

He then bursts through the roof to face his opponent, still in iPod™ SSJ² mode.

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban withdraws his Ipod Nano, and looks at Tibs, "so it has finally come down to this has it"....He places his Sony Headphones and moves his finger across the dial. Urban stares at Tibs..."Only one of us will survive!"

[Tenlaius]

completely drenches urban and tibs, then calls upon Thundaga(!!) to fry the wet people. He then calls Shiva to freeze them in ice, and walks off.

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban just looks up to see Tenlaius yelling something random....."damn crazy coots."

[Tibs]

"Awww... How cute. He think's he's Cloud." says Tibs, smiling sweetly at Tenlaius.

He turns his attention back to Urban, who is now weilding his Nano.

"Argh! A nano! How can this be!?" he exclaims, seeing his foes superior technology.

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban laughs "Easily, i purchased it Duty Free in Sydney!" He then pulls out a iRiver Player and throws it at Tibs "TAKE THAT FOUL FIEND"

[Tenlaius]

forgot some crazy ninja girl stole his materia, so goes of pouting.

then turns around and pulls out giant hammer to smash all!

[Tibs]

Tibs dodges the iRiver, which proceeds to fly off towards Tenlaius.

"Hmm... I must think back to my training in the Mac school of iPod™-ery."

Tibs has a life-changing revelation in flashback form but you don't get to see it.

"That's it! The screen is it's weakness!"

Tibs blows at Urban, cracking his iPod™ Nano's screen.

"Bwahahahahah! Now all I do is wait for my ATB gauge to fill up and attack his weak spot for MASSIVE DAMMAGE!"

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban looks at his screen. "YOU BASTARD!" he has only but one choice left, he whips out a Discman and places within it a new Rise Against CD. "Nowi have no screen to be broken." Urban looks at Tibs "Yet your lithuim battery will now die!!!" Urban shoots a Shurikan into the back of Tibs Ipod, piercing the Battery area.

[Tenlaius]

smashes the iRiver, and pulls the hammer into 2. He smashes tibs into a building and urban in the..crouch.


Then hauls it, laughing as he goes

[Tibs]

Tibs ignores Tenlaius for God-Moding. =P

"Nooo! My iPod™! Some of those songs weren't saved on my PC!"

Tibs sulks for a bit, secretly waiting for Urban to approach so he can unleash his secret technique.

[Urban~Ninja]

Urban Ninja decieded it was time for beddy time.

Good night one and all!

[Tenlaius]

goes to the nearby theater to watch a movie..maybe silent hill..

[Tibs]

Tibs turns to see that Urban is gone!

"Next time..." he mutters, looking off to the horizon.

p.s. Night night Urban. :)