The "Always-right" club.

[Praetorian]

Hello, and welcome to my thread. After careful talk with an anonymous OP9 member and thinking I've decided to make a club for those rare people on OP9 who are always right, no matter what they say. This club is somewhat comparable to other 'elitist' clubs and societies such as Mensa, Aristocracy, The Mile High Club, Christians, Amish and Canadians. Our goal is to be strong together and gain influence in the Padded Walls subforum, and you may refer and even brag about being in the 'Always-right club' anywhere and wherever in Padded Walls. Also, members are required to have a little piece of text in their signature saying "Member of the Always Right club". Non 'Always Right'-ers are required to always take an 'Always Right'-er's opinions or facts for granted. The 'Always Right' club is by no means governed by me, we're an anarcho-syndicalist club. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

People who want to join this exclusive club should post here immidiately, and are free to post in this thread afterwards. Those who are not club members and not interested in becoming one should piss off.

DISCLAIMER
I reserve the right to deny anyone enterence to the club. Membership only counts within OP9's 'The Room With Padded Walls'.



Members:

The Excel (Leader for this week)
Random
Jay the Man
General_Admission
Shamu
scan2001
Buckwheat
moo
Sardaukar
Marblehead
deepbluevibes
Benaire
Eagle

[Random]

I want to join!

edit: woo! one-line post! I'm spamming!
edit2: and now it's not.
edit3: This club is somewhat comparable to other 'elitist' clubs and societies such as Mensa, Aristocracy, The Mile High Club, Christians, Amish and Canadians. :D
..not that I have anything against them, of course. Just it's funny.

[Jay]

I'm a member by default, right?

[Praetorian]

I want to join!


After careful consideration I have sadly chosen to deny you entrance to this club. Please improve your elitism and try again in two weeks.



Jay, no. After careful consideration I have sadly chosen to deny you entrance to this club. Please improve your elitism and try again in two weeks.

[koku]

After careful talk with an anonymous OP9 member

:rolleyes:






you added Christians to the list lol.


Well I guess I should piss off.

[Random]

::glances at calander.::
I'll re-submit my application on Saturday 10, September, then. And I'll damn well get in then.

[Jay]

I declare myself a member by default.

[General_Admission]

Screw you Praetorian! :mad:

I am always right and I don't give a shit what you say! *flips him off*

Ninety-nine red balloons
Floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
As ninety-nine red balloons go by

:confused:

Make me a member damn-it! :mad: If you don't I don't give a shit because I am right and will put it in my sig anyway!

[Random]

Actually, I have re-considered.
Being as right as I am, I may as well make my own club. For me only.
The "Random is always right" club. And no, you may not join. Ever.

[Praetorian]

Please piss off from my thread for two weeks.

[Random]

My club has just as many people as Praetorian, so is better.
But YOU can't join it.

Nor YOU. I'm leaving now.

[Praetorian]

Yours doesn't have it's own thread.

[Shamu]

I would like to join. I'm a girl and a cute one at that. I should be able to be in it just for that. If not, that's ok, I'm still a cute girl no matter what ;)

[akitaka]

I've decided to make a club for those rare people on OP9 who are always right, no matter what they say. I'm assuming this discounts rehashing (it's right, but unoriginal), possible arguement to made points, and/or a lack of pragmatism, such as emotional expression backed up by "hard facts". If this is the case, than a lot of us can't join, unless we're starting fresh.

This club is somewhat comparable to other 'elitist' clubs and societies such as Mensa, Aristocracy, The Mile High Club, Christians, Amish and Canadians. In that case, we need our own town, an emblem, and an overzealous leader. Otherwise it's just another petty online gathering a la role-playing. If we're all cool about it, though...I guess it's okay.

Also, members are required to have a little piece of text in their signature saying "Member of the Always Right club". Non 'Always Right'-ers are required to always take an 'Always Right'-er's opinions or facts for granted. The 'Always Right' club is by no means governed by me, we're an anarcho-syndicalist club. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. So we can't have an overzealous leader then. Boohoo. I think the first one to hit the executive hot-seat will not give it up, and post numerous accounts on as to why he/she can stay for as long as he/she wants. I mean, if we're all always right, we counter each other's points and no one's really on top. Except for the first dud to take the seat.

DISCLAIMER
I reserve the right to deny anyone enterence to the club. Membership only counts within OP9's 'The Room With Padded Walls'.
This makes you the overzealous leader then. Ok ok. I think I know where this is going.


So I'm assuming this makes all members quasi-equal, yet open to tear each other a new one? If that's the case, then you're on the dot on this part; "anarcho-syndicalist".





..


...the hell did I just type?

[Random]

Yours doesn't have it's own thread.

Because we're too good for such things.
I'm leaving now.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

I would like to join. I'm a girl and a cute one at that. I should be able to be in it just for that. If not, that's ok, I'm still a cute girl no matter what ;)

You've been studying my philosophies well.

I'm glad to see that. :)

[Praetorian]

I would like to join. I'm a girl and a cute one at that. I should be able to be in it just for that. If not, that's ok, I'm still a cute girl no matter what ;)


I'm sorry, being cute and female are not reasons for being allowed in this exclusive club. Sexism is not tolerated and perfect equality is always encouraged within the 'Always Right' club. The only thing that counts is elitism. Please be more elitist and I'll see you again in two weeks.



So we can't have an overzealous leader then. Boohoo. I think the first one to hit the executive hot-seat will not give it up, and post numerous accounts on as to why he/she can stay for as long as he/she wants. I mean, if we're all always right, we counter each other's points and no one's really on top. Except for the first dud to take the seat.


All the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.

[akitaka]

All the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.

Damn. Here I was, alluding that we'de actually have some effective communism rolling along.

(shrugs)

Democracy it is.

On other news: Akatiku or something You might want to change the club to "Always in the Right" club, or something of the sort, then. Apparently my name is Akatiku, even when it's been notably spelled by my own posts. Because you are right. Or something of the sort.

Gosh. I think I'm becoming meaner by the second.

[scan2001]

It doesn't matter. I'm part of this club no matter what.

[Praetorian]

It doesn't matter. I'm part of this club no matter what.

No, you're not. Nice attempt at being elitist, but it doesn't woo me over.

[Random]

No, you're not. Nice attempt at being elitist, but it doesn't woo me over.

Nor does it look like your "club" will be getting any bigger any time soon.

I'm still winning.

And now I'm leaving.

[koku]

Nor does it look like your "club" will be getting any bigger any time soon.

I'm still winning.

And now I'm leaving.


for the record, I believe this is the 3rd time you said you were leaving.


is "i'm leaving" your sig?

[Loc]

Hmm your club doesn't seem very fun Dutch...
I'd make my own but I'm pretty lazy, any volunteers? ;p

[Random]

for the record, I believe this is the 3rd time you said you were leaving.


is "i'm leaving" your sig?

Not at all, sir, and yes, I did say "I'm leaving" 3 times. In 3 consecutive messages, no less.

However, not once did I mention about not coming back.

For now, I have left.

[Jay]

I'm still a member by default.

[Mechs]

I demand admission to this club or you'll be speaking to my lawyers!

..........is that "elitist" enough???

[Jay]

I demand admission to this club or you'll be speaking to my lawyers!

..........is that "elitist" enough???

No.

THIS is elitist enough:

"Lemme the fuck into your club or I'll bomb my way in there!"

[Praetorian]

I demand admission to this club or you'll be speaking to my lawyers!

..........is that "elitist" enough???



People, you need to understand that you need to be elitist as a whole instead of just one post. Many if not all of your forum posts need to show elitism. Not just in this thread to gain access. You'll be back in two weeks, I'll be tracking your posts.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

This club sucks.

AmIRightGuys? :rolleyes:.

Irony. Oh how I love thee.

[Jay]

See, no one agrees with you dude, that's why the thread just died. :p

[Jiant Flying Panda]

See, no one agrees with you dude, that's why the thread just died. :p

Shut the front door!

It died because everyone realized it.

Now.... Let it be.

[Buckwheat]

Education:
Senior Biochemistry major, minor in Mandarin Chinese at University of Minnesota. Currently on full tuition and housing scholarship.

High School diploma earned at Indian Trail Academy, House of Biotechnology.

Work Experience:
3 years as a Research assisstant for Johnson Wax product safety division.

Specal Skills:
Familiar with the Dvorak keyboard layout.
Shodan in Toyama-Ryu batto-do.
Solved rubix cube.

[Jay]

Shut the front door!

It died because everyone realized it.

Now.... Let it be.

No. You killed it ya dumbass.

[StormShadow]

Who would want to be in a club that would have me as a member?

[Jay]

Who would want to be in a club that would have me as a member?

Me. Because you roxor. :o

[Random]

Hans Bwix? Oh no!
BUHAHAHAHAhahahahaha.

fine, i'll leave.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

No. You killed it ya dumbass.

Shut up.

Calling me a dumbass after you misspelled the word "You". Dumbass.

.......I love you :(

[koku]

Education:
Senior Biochemistry major, minor in Mandarin Chinese at University of Minnesota. Currently on full tuition and housing scholarship.

High School diploma earned at Indian Trail Academy, House of Biotechnology.

Work Experience:
3 years as a Research assisstant for Johnson Wax product safety division.

Specal Skills:
Familiar with the Dvorak keyboard layout.
Shodan in Toyama-Ryu batto-do.
Solved rubix cube.


I'm in Minnesota too! And i MIGHT minror in chinese at the u of m(probably major in japanese lol).

anywho, i'm in community college though because my grades in highschool suck. How's chinese? Simple? hard? pronucnation? tone?

go Minnesota.

[Annoying MSN Person]

The "Always-Right" club.
Hello and welcome to my thread. After careful thinking during a talk with an anonymous OP9 member, I've decided to make a club for those rare people on OP9 whom are always right, no matter what they say.

This club is somewhat comparable to other 'elitist' clubs and societies, such as Mensa, the Aristocracy, The Mile High Club, Christians, the Amish and Canadians. Our goal is to be strong together and gain influence in the Padded Walls subforum. You may refer and even brag about being in the 'Always-Right club' anywhere and wherever in Padded Walls. Also, members are required to have a little piece of text in their signature saying "Member of the Always Right club". Non 'Always-Right'-ers are required to always take an 'Always-Right'-er's opinions or facts for granted. The 'Always-Right' club is by no means governed by me, we're an anarcho-syndicalist club. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

People who want to join this exclusive club should post here immediately, and are free to post in this thread afterwards. Those who are not club members, and not interested in becoming one should piss off.

DISCLAIMER:
I reserve the right to deny anyone entrance to the club. Membership only counts within OP9's 'The Room With Padded Walls'.



Members:

Praetorian

If you're going to be right, write like you are. You sweet cabbage head. <3

[CNagy]

I was considering putting in an application, but I don't think I will. You see, I'm not elitist, I'm just always right. Even when I can see the other person's point of view, or sympathize with their situation, it doesn't change the fact that the only reason I went into the thread was because I knew without a doubt that I was right. In being always right, I can afford to be nice to the poor, ignorant people who don't know that they are wrong by default because I am always right.

[Praetorian]

If you're going to be right, write like you are. You sweet cabbage head. <3

Never did I say that my English is perfect. That's what you said.


Velcro face :)


Cnagny, shame you didn't put in application because I'd have accepted you. However, I hope you change your mind and try in two weeks.

[Jay]

I was considering putting in an application, but I don't think I will. You see, I'm not elitist, I'm just always right. Even when I can see the other person's point of view, or sympathize with their situation, it doesn't change the fact that the only reason I went into the thread was because I knew without a doubt that I was right. In being always right, I can afford to be nice to the poor, ignorant people who don't know that they are wrong by default because I am always right.

I'll agree with you and jump on your wagon, because you were so efficient at getting the 100th post kills.

[StormShadow]

I'm a lifeguard, which means that I have a whistle. I am always correct because during the rebuttle I just blow my whistle *Whistle* and then say, "Woa there turbo! There is no crap in the pool. You're gonna have to take that shit and vacate the pool emediaely!" And if they try to respond to that, it only results in more whistle blowing and yelling until eventually the other party breaks down, and then leaves crying. Plus, being a lifeguard your in great shape for the lay-d's, which is, of course, a few more points right there.

[Jay]

Plus, being a lifeguard your in great shape for the lay-d's, which is, of course, a few more points right there.

This is why I one day plan on being a lifeguard.

(I'm just trying to hijack Prae's thread. WHO'S WITH ME?!)

[StormShadow]

Oh, totally lifeguards are the best! We have great tans, great muscles, and whistles to boot. Nobody can beat that. I used to get paid to work on my tan and lie to little kids! Who can say that they get to do that in their job? WHO? Nobody but lifeguards! And how many people know how to do the Trudeon? GO PHELPS!!! TAKE DOWN THE THORP-PEDO

[Jay]

Pffft. Phelps couldn't beat the Thorpedo if he used flippers.

[Praetorian]

If only I had moderator powers you damned plebians. *shakes fist*

[Jay]

If only I had moderator powers you damned plebians. *shakes fist*

Pffffffffft.

[PopCulturePooka]

I poked my head around the club house, viewed the membership list and decided the club was too small.

Pass.

[StormShadow]

Phelps did beat the Thop-pedo, partna! If I had a club, I'd call them "The Regulators" just like in the Warren G song. God, I really love that song! And "Plebians"? This is most certainly NOT a Naval Academy. In this forum, I am the duke, and you are merely a lowly surf, ok Praet? No, forget the question form, it is not under debate. It is as real and inevitable as Rosie O'Donnell finish the job and getting the surgery to make her a real man.

[Buckwheat]

kokujin,

I've found Chinese to be a bit more difficult than Japanese. I've been able to pick up on a bit of japanese simply by being a member of the univursity's anime club. Most people who learn japanese have difficulty with kanji, in chinese all you have is kanji. I've never found the pronunciation difficult. However, the wrong intonation can lead to some awkward moments. ex. "ask" and "kiss" sound very similar.

[PopCulturePooka]

Pffft. Phelps couldn't beat the Thorpedo if he used flippers.
Yeah but Thorpey is a fuckwit who needs to fellate a running chainsaw...

[moo]

I am in cause cows rule, as well as chickens, and I am part of both groups.

[Jay]

Yeah but Thorpey is a fuckwit who needs to fellate a running chainsaw...

Phelps is worse.

[StormShadow]

How many medals did Phelps win? How many did Thorpe win? Now, I didn't major in math, but I think that a stoned Rosie O'Donnel recieving oral from an Umpa Loompa could do that math.

[PopCulturePooka]

Phelps is worse.
I hope Phelps beats Thorpe in every race they swim. And as soon as he wins he jumps out of the pool, pushes Thorpe back in, points at him and yells "I POWNED YOU NOOB!"

[Praetorian]

Please take this somewhere else. Phelps and Thorpe are not of importance, because I don't know them.

[StormShadow]

Dude, they are Olympic swimmers. Phelps gloriously represents the good US of A. And Thorpe represents some little Island in the Pacific. Think it's name is... um... Austria or something like that.

[Praetorian]

It does not make me care any more.

[PopCulturePooka]

Please take this somewhere else. Phelps and Thorpe are not of importance, because I don't know them.
Then... you don't know everything.

Hmmm...

[harper]

This reminds me of MRirian's What Number Am I Thinking of thread.

12? no
69? no
42? no
not 42? but that's the answer to the Life, the Universe, and Everything...

[Random]

Praetorian, are you elitist?

Just a leaving thought from me, before I leave, which I'm now doing.

[Praetorian]

I never did say I knew everything, I just said I'm always right. Don't doubt it for a second, trust me. I am right.

[PopCulturePooka]

not 44? but that's the answer to the Life, the Universe, and Everything...
42

........

[PopCulturePooka]

I never did say I knew everything, I just said I'm always right. Don't doubt it for a second, trust me. I am right.
But to be the leader of an Elitist Always Right club, you should have a knowledge of everything, even cursory, so that you will never be caught unawares.

[harper]

42

........

just seeing if you're paying attention :rolleyes:

that's what I get for typing too fast and not proofreading what I write

[StormShadow]

But to be the leader of an Elitist Always Right club, you should have a knowledge of everything, even cursory, so that you will never be caught unawares.

So true. You must be omnipotent to be capable of leading this club, much like Stalin. Also, you must be willing to commit purges from time to time. *Moo I'm looking at you. Sagogi!* I propose an impeachment of Praet! Who's with me?!

WHO WANTS TO IMPEACH PRAET?!!

[Praetorian]

Who said I lead this group? That said I currently am. But there will be a new leader every week. You can't impeach me if you're not a member of this club.

[StormShadow]

It's a coup! It's a coup!

[PopCulturePooka]

Who said I lead this group? That said I currently am. But there will be a new leader every week. You can't impeach me if you're not a member of this club.
But it would take one leader to change the clubs constitution, decalring that because he is always right, he is right in changing the clubs rules to give him lifetime leadership.

OH NOES!

[Random]

I still think you're elitist, but it seems you're completly ignoring me now, sooo....

I'll go away.

[StormShadow]

It's A Coup!!! It's A Coup!!! It's A Coup!!!

[moo]

So true. You must be omnipotent to be capable of leading this club, much like Stalin. Also, you must be willing to commit purges from time to time. *Moo I'm looking at you. Sagogi!* I propose an impeachment of Praet! Who's with me?!

WHO WANTS TO IMPEACH PRAET?!!

Eh? Explanation please.

[StormShadow]

sagogi is korean for beef. What I was saying was that if Praet wanted to mantain control he would have to systematically kill off small amounts of the club populatio, much like Stalin committed purges of Russia population to maintain power. I had figured that as a cow, which is pre-destined by being a cow to be sent to slaughter, that it made the most sense for you. However, there has been a Coup in the club. Praat has lost his sit of power. We are in Anarchy until a new Fearless Leader can be found, so a purge is moot.

IT'S A COUP!!! IT'S A COUP!!! IT'S A COUP!!!

[moo]

Sorry about that, my korean is a little rusty =P.
I do understand what you are saying thoough, but many people believe that most revolutions are destined to take place from the working class(1984), or the cow if you will.

[koku]

kokujin,

I've found Chinese to be a bit more difficult than Japanese. I've been able to pick up on a bit of japanese simply by being a member of the univursity's anime club. Most people who learn japanese have difficulty with kanji, in chinese all you have is kanji. I've never found the pronunciation difficult. However, the wrong intonation can lead to some awkward moments. ex. "ask" and "kiss" sound very similar.


what if you like/enjoy piecing together kanji? I guess in chinese...it's just remembering because you don't have different pronuncations for the kanji.

beyond the kanji what else would you say? When you see the kanji do you think of them as ideas or the manderian pronuncation that coincides with it? Someone earlier here who knew both manderian and canotnese said he just imagines the idea behind it instead of reading it in one of the languages (imagine that though, two different voices fighting over what the kanji "says".

[StormShadow]

I understand that it was Williams hope that the Proles would rise up, but that would never happen. Although I am picking up what you are putting down.

[Joe]

I would like to post an application, hoping to gain entry into this prestigious little group here.

Am I elitist? Hell yes, I constantly think I am better than other people for having a larger vocabulary, a keen eye for spelling, and the simple fact I am of Jewish background, meaning I have a lot more money than you do. Eat it.

To prove I speak with an elitist undertone, here are a few of my posts.

http://www.outpostnine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=431
My advice to another member to forgo adultswim.com and to visit another more intellectual site known as www.infidelguy.com

http://www.outpostnine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=408&page=1
My obviously real report on the truth about women, the new breed of women, and the female mind. Yes, it is all true.

http://www.outpostnine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=419
My thread about wanting to teach english, a very elitist profession, considering I'll be able to tell people they are fuck ups, and they will never understand the complexities of english, and if I am working with teenagers, I can tell them to go kill themselves, something they should do anyway.

http://www.outpostnine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=356
My insight about the dichotomy of french to english, and english to japanese mating rituals amongst the stupid

http://www.outpostnine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=348
My first post which was highly intellectual and elitist, followed by the allusion to the brothers grimm, and an insult to Disney. ... Fuck you Disney.

Other qualifications:
My hebrew nature allows me to calculate anything related to money to a fraction of a fraction, and I actually sleep on a mattress made of one hundred dollar bills.

I hire immigrant workers to slave in my dollar bill mines, located in northern oregon, where they bring only the freshest smelling money to me.

When I see a commoner, or "surf" as they used to be called, I frequently hold my nose, as to keep their unwashed odors from wafting into my nose, and causing me a moments discomfort, something that someone raised in the subarbs, as I have been, can not stand

I have only rich friends, and we only talk about things relating to having money, or the disgusting habits of the poor. As of late, we have been discussing plans to release rabid dogs into the poorer section of town, and video taping the carnage, so we can send the video to the TV network Fox, a very elitist channel, who lies about the news, and keeps the masses stupid and content.

Whenever I go to another country, I bring with me a back scratcher, always. Not to scratch my rich, and toned back, but to attack any of the dirty locals who stray too close to me, while I am staying at my 5 star hotel, or at the country club and golf course.

My family belongs to a sailing club, and shall be soon be acquiring our first yacht, once it has been finished.

*Lights a dollar bill smoke pipe* I believe, that should suffice, yes?

Oh, by the way, I am, and always shall be, correct in everything I say, regardless of the medium to which it is recieved.

[Sardaukar]

I would like to join, and if you don't let me then you're a grotesque ugly freak.

[AnonCastillo]

I'm too good for your pathetic little club. Buy me pizza and I might consider gracing it with my presence.

[Marblehead]

Ah hem!


I believe you have a V.I.P. card for me. :cool:

[Tssss..]

lmao....like when we were kids, and you would make a club house and deny at least one person the right to come in just because you had to be 'special'.

[Benaire]

Well small clubs are always better how can you be elilte if you let any riff raff in like Jay for instance.

That being said I am interested in joining as I am never wrong Ahem *Mariko*

[Eagle]

My creedo is "I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong". I think that should qualify.

Now....while you're all here together....let me tell you about another little club .

It's called Amway. And this is how you join.......

:p

[Citizen]

Retarded threads make Jesus sad.

[Shamu]

Retarded threads make Jesus sad.
ROTFLMAO!
I think the only one allowed to join the club is Praetorian. That makes me sad :( . Who am I kidding? Who needs this stupid club anyway? :p

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

ROTFLMAO!
I think the only one allowed to join the club is Praetorian. That makes me sad :( . Who am I kidding? Who needs this stupid club anyway? :p

America thinks they do.

[akitaka]

I'm waiting for Praetorian to correct my initial posts. Otherwise, I win.

[Benaire]

ROTFLMAO!
I think the only one allowed to join the club is Praetorian. That makes me sad :( . Who am I kidding? Who needs this stupid club anyway? :p

HAHAHA So says a person who can't join the club. Its always like that i didn't want to join your sissy club anyway there only losers!!! :D

[Praetorian]

Retarded threads make Jesus sad.


Of all threads, why did you feel to need to post this in MINE? As it's painfully obvious that it's not applicable, and entirely out of context.



To all who applied with the sole exception of the guy with the Jesus avatar, you failed. Try again in two weeks. The guy with the Jesus avatar, I'm carefully considering your application, but you may need to try and make at least 75% of your post elitist. Also, didn't I say this club encourages equalism? Poor people aren't necissarely inferior people. Only the ignorant masses are.


Akatika - I don't feel the need to prove myself right on anything I say. What's important is that I'm always right about everything. If you disagree with anything I have to say, you are wrong.

[Benaire]

HAHAHA So says a person who can't join the club. Its always like that i didn't want to join your sissy club anyway there only losers!!! :D
:mad: I never wanted to join this sissy club anyway your all losers!!!

[l337m45t3r]

Ruri: ...... Idiots, I'm surrounded by idiots!

[Praetorian]

Benaire, I say you have a good chance in 13 days.

[Annoying MSN Person]

If I wanted in, then you'd have no choice but to let me.
As it stands, you meant to enduce a sycophantic flurry of posts serving to bolster your megalomaniac tendancies whilst these misdienaar attend your every whim. Nay, for your inferiority complex drives you into the arms of bitter condescending, salacious and puerile jests, which do naught but leave you with a jar of ill will.
Ga herhaaldelijk oneffenheid de room van de pepermunt op uw gelukkige plaats, en dans de dans van verwonde runder. Puke gezicht.
Take your stinking club and shove it.
Rotten chicken foetus sucker.
|-|8

[Praetorian]

My vocabulary is still larger than yours.

[Excel-2008]

I've never posted anything (politically) incorrect in these forums. Anything that I've posted that was deemed as incorrect was defended only with facts.

Where do I sign up?

[PopCulturePooka]

This club is a failure.

:(

[Praetorian]

I have to say I just can't refuse The Excel.


Pooka, you're a failure. Bugger off.

[PopCulturePooka]

I'll just start my own better club!

[Praetorian]

The 'We Weren't Accepted To The Always Right Club and/or We Think We're Inferior' club?

[PopCulturePooka]

The 'We Weren't Accepted To The Always Right Club and/or We Think We're Inferior' club?
Can't be never accepted if you never applied me boy.

Your club was badly run, and there were a few questions as to whether or not the treasure had been misusing club funds to supply his addiction to Medicinal Throat Spray.

[moo]

Bah, I do not need to try to prove myself to this club.
Since you do not want me , you can kiss my arse =P.

[Marblehead]

**Stomps feets**

How dare you say I'm not enough of an elitist!

I'm going to put you on my ignore list if you don't let me in. Also I want an Uber V.I.P. membership, my own masseuse, a fire engine with a big bell, an Umpa-Lumpa and your head on a stick!

Give it to me noooOOOOOOOOOooW!

[Praetorian]

I want elitist people, not whiny children.


And moo, you can kiss MY arse.

[PopCulturePooka]

A true elitist adult wouldn't want to join a club started by a kid. :(

[Praetorian]

I never said anything about being an adult. I said that I didn't want whiney children, I wasn't excluding normal intelligent and elitist children. Say, Excel.


Why am I even discussing this with you anyway?

1. I am always right.
2. You bore me.

[PopCulturePooka]

What I mean is, YOU are, in the eyes of an elitist adult, a child.
On the sole fact that you are younger than 18.

An elitist adult hates being in any subservient position to an adult younger than them. eg if they are 39 and their boss is 27.

Let alone a 17 year old.

Goodness me.

Which means only Elitist under 18's will join. Which cancels out the whole idea of 'elitism' because any elitist adult is more elite than an elitst under 18. It IMPLODES!

[Praetorian]

Hence the reason the only person I invited so far is someone that I know of is younger than me. And also one of the reasons I turned down the others, since they aren't truly elitist if they're willing to join a club founded by a 17 year old.

Thank you for, ironically, seeing the bigger picture.

[PopCulturePooka]

Hence the reason the only person I invited so far is someone that I know of is younger than me. And also one of the reasons I turned down the others, since they aren't truly elitist if they're willing to join a club founded by a 17 year old.

Thank you for, ironically, seeing the bigger picture.
All it means is I caught out your little game, which evidently includes a vapid and transperant attempt to prove yourself elite over a bunch of other kids.

:(

http://www.yefchak.com/reed/string.jpg

[Benaire]

I disagree an elitist no matter what age can and will recognise the talent of others. A truly elite person will realise that team work far supasses the work of a individual. There for a elitist will group with others that he/she believes will not drag the line.

[Praetorian]

Hence the reason I only let Excel join.



Pooka; You don't know half of it. :) Besides, members don't have to necissarely follow my lead. I'm not the leader, merely the founder.

[Citizen]

Glee.

http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/8484/whoa8jn11hp.gif

[h2orowe]

Ahh! Big scary Smiley!

[Praetorian]

I fear it, aswell. :(

[PopCulturePooka]

I disagree an elitist no matter what age can and will recognise the talent of others. A truly elite person will realise that team work far supasses the work of a individual. There for a elitist will group with others that he/she believes will not drag the line.
You confuse elitist for intellectual.
Paris Hilton would be an elitist, believing herself better than others. Therefore she would look down her nose at people she percieves as lower than her. Socially inferior, financially inferior and age based inferiority. An elitist, believing they are above most people, would also have trouble with teamwork, as they would constantly be trying to prove their superiority to the detriment of the team dynamic.

An elitist wouldn't join a club started by someone they don't percieve as on their level.

I understand what Prae is TRYING to do, but he fails at the first step because true elitists wouldn't apply to join in the first place.

[Praetorian]

Added everyone to members that wanted to be a member or hinted at wanting to be one. Nobody shall be removed, after me. I removed myself. I'll make adjustments when needed such as adding members or appointing new leaders when necissary, but I left because if I can't be the only person that's always right, what's the point in being a member for me? You all stink. Get off your high horses you damn elitists.

[Benaire]

You confuse elitist for intellectual.
Paris Hilton would be an elitist, believing herself better than others. Therefore she would look down her nose at people she percieves as lower than her. Socially inferior, financially inferior and age based inferiority. An elitist, believing they are above most people, would also have trouble with teamwork, as they would constantly be trying to prove their superiority to the detriment of the team dynamic.

An elitist wouldn't join a club started by someone they don't percieve as on their level.

I understand what Prae is TRYING to do, but he fails at the first step because true elitists wouldn't apply to join in the first place.

I think your confuseing Elitism for being a total asshat. To recognise others to be elite doesnt have to mean your out to prove your better then them.

Take Elite soldiers who are recognised for there talents and training. They work as a team and wold probably look down somewhat on others. Some will be total asshats but others are probably ok. They should be proud to be elite and special as long as they dont take it too far.

[Citizen]

There Is No Happy In My Pants! For The Love Of God, My Pants Are Unhappy!

[Benaire]

Would you like me to put some happy in your pants?..... i charge by the hour =p

[h2orowe]

I have happy pants....
They're happy, I'm sad.

[PopCulturePooka]

I think your confuseing Elitism for being a total asshat. To recognise others to be elite doesnt have to mean your out to prove your better then them.

Take Elite soldiers who are recognised for there talents and training. They work as a team and wold probably look down somewhat on others. Some will be total asshats but others are probably ok. They should be proud to be elite and special as long as they dont take it too far.
But they are Elite, not Elitist.
An Elitist is The belief that certain persons or members of certain classes or groups deserve favored treatment by virtue of their perceived superiority, as in intellect, social status, or financial resources. Or someone who believes in rule by an elite group. Compare to Elites which are a group or class of persons or a member of such a group or class, enjoying superior intellectual, social, or economic status.
Being Elite is deserved. Elitist is percieved.

[StormShadow]

IT'S A COUP!!! IT'S A COUP!!! IT'S A COUP!!!! IT'S A COUP!!! IT'S A COUP!!!

Come poeple, pull the wool from off your eyes and overthrow this oppressive regime governing this, the most elite of clubs! Proclame me your unquestioned leader and we shall all soon be pissing in golden toilets and wiping our asses with the pictures of dead presidents! This is the natural course of things! Don't resist! All shall be well with the world!!

Pop, isn't your avatar from that movie that Dali and his buddy made? I think Dali was involved, but I know it was a crony of his who made it.

[akitaka]

Praetorian just caved into the thing I mentioned in my FIRST POST.

So we can't have an overzealous leader then. Boohoo. I think the first one to hit the executive hot-seat will not give it up, and post numerous accounts on as to why he/she can stay for as long as he/she wants. I mean, if we're all always right, we counter each other's points and no one's really on top. Except for the first dud to take the seat.

[Praetorian]

It won't happen. I'm still on charge of who gets to be leader each week, despite having left.

[akitaka]

So you're telling me you've gone Communist.

Kim Jong-il would be proud.

[StormShadow]

It's A Coup!!! Take Them To The Square!!!! Set Up The Gullitines!!!! Storm The Ramparts!!!! Coup!! Coup!!! Arise People, And Take Up Your Place In The Sun!!! Down With The Capitalists!!! Arise!! Arise!!! Coup!!! Coup!!!!

[Praetorian]

So you're telling me you've gone Communist.

Kim Jong-il would be proud.


You just can't say 'no' to a person with such funky hair.

[akitaka]

Or kick-ass memory (http://funreports.com/fun/04-08-2005/1248-korea-0).

[StormShadow]

Or big glasses. Big glasses make you look so smart.

[Mechs]

People, you need to understand that you need to be elitist as a whole instead of just one post. Many if not all of your forum posts need to show elitism. Not just in this thread to gain access. You'll be back in two weeks, I'll be tracking your posts.

Nah thats ok I aint "elitist" anyway. I mean whens the last time you saw a elitist want to join the army :D .

[Praetorian]

Those who want to end up being high ranked officers or drill sgt's.

[Random]

Elitist;
remark meant to imply that the person in question does not in fact belong to an elite, but is merely a hanger-on.

-wikipedia

I should also point out that I withdrew my desire to be in your elitist club in a post declaring the formation of my current elitist club, the Random is Always Right club.

You may remove my name from your memberlist if you so desire; however if you feel having another member name on the list makes you somehow more powerful; feel free to continue showing the name.

And now I shall leave and not come back.

[Praetorian]

It doesn't make me more powerful you nitwit, I'm not affiliated with this club anymore.

[StormShadow]

If you are no longer affiliated, I'm gonna stroll in and userp leadership.

PROCLOMATION TO ALL! LORD HIGH CONSUL OF THE ELITIST PARTY STORM SHADOW HAS ASUMED CONTROL! ALL HAIL THE LORD HIGH CONSUL, IN ALL HIS GLORY!!! APPLICATIONS FOR THIS GRAND NEW CLUB SHALL HENCEFORTH BE STUDIED, AND MEMBESHIP SHALL BE BASED UPON THE BEST INSULT ONE CAN COME UP WITH!! ALL HAIL THE LORD HIGH CONSUL STORM SHADOW!!!

[Praetorian]

Excel controls it this week. Besides, I don't really like you spamming in the thread, so I'll make sure you never gain control.

[StormShadow]

dude, if your ot iffiliated, how can you userp my position? And this is the RWPD, where else can you spam? But this isn't spamming, I'm leading a revolution.

[Praetorian]

Just saying 'dude' doesn't really show that you're elitist or an intellectual. You're not fit to join this thread. Leave.

[StormShadow]

So according to your logic, the word 'dude' suddenly signifies a lack of intelligence? What if Stephen Hawkins could type the word 'Dude' into his talking computer? Oh, it doesn't matter how smart he WAS, because from henceforth he would be un-intelligent! The guy who didn't know who Phelps or Thorpe was is going to tell me that I am ingorant! I'm really quite surpised above when you acknowledged that you knew who Kim Jong Il is.

[Praetorian]

Yes, because intellectuals and elitists worldwide care about silly swimming contests and whomever is good at them. If I asked you who Dik Trom was, would you know? No. It's not a sign of ignorance, it's because you don't care even if I did tell you. I don't care for swimming, or mosts sports. Hence, I don't know the people that compete in them. Even the lowest common denominator (read: you) should understand. Seriously. Thorpe is Australian (Jay representing) and Phelps is American (the lot of you). I'm neither. I'm from Europe. Why the hell should I care about YOUR athletes? I know who Holland's most prominent swimmers are, and that's good enough for me.

And I'd pay to see Stephen Hawking saying 'dude' from time to time. I shit you not. 15 euro at least.


You fail. Please try again.

[StormShadow]

You would pay Euro? What kind of shirt currency is that? You have just proven me to be better than you, as the European Union is a glorified Soviet Bloc. And the Olympics is not a little sports competition. And you show your ignorance by saying that you are not affilitated with the party. If you're not affiliated, how do you get the privilage of deciding who leaders are? That's like Saddam getting to choose the next leader of Iraq.

[Praetorian]

I'm not affiliated with the club, I'm still the only one (outside the moderators and admin) able to edit my posts, so naturally I get to appoint the leader. Just the next one on the list (unless that person is an alternate forum account or, well, you), even YOU should be able to understand.

And whis glorified 'Soviet Bloc' you're talking about has the world's highest GDP and some of the countries are in the top 10 of HDI (human development index). Should I be ashamed of this so called glorified Soviet Block then, even though it's probably the best place in the world to live at the moment? I do not feel the need to make an America versus EU thread of this. So drop this, please. You're welcome to make one cunning retort about this, but I's just have to suck up my pride and eagerness to bash you into the ground by not replying. Don't want to turn this into a flamefest.


The olympics? Why should I care? I'm not joking either. Jocks care for sports, elitist intellectuals don't. Ofcourse there are some exceptions, but I'm not one of them.

[StormShadow]

America rocks because we have had to bail out Europe not once, but twice in the past hundred years. Therefore, all countries, or UNIONS are inferior. Nuff said. Me-yun all-gool isse-yo! (korean.)

[Praetorian]

Our little nation of the Netherlands together with France bailed you out too. Without us there'd be no, you know, US. The Netherlands gave you 30mil in currency (which got rid of your entire foreign debt) and shot up Brittish ships that went to the US. The French even supplied troops and gave you your nation's most distinguished landmark. The fact that you bailed our country out once (yes, only once.) was just a nice repayment you owed us.

Sorry, but my pride just couldn't suck that up. I can't stand it when people use the brave deeds their grandfathers did for personal arguments as if they themselves did it.

[StormShadow]

That was hundreds of years ago.And I am not acting as though I did them, just acknolwedging that my country is the best for what it has done. And although France gave us money and troops, I recall a war called Vietnam were the US came to bail out the French. The debt has been paid. And who cares if they gave us the statue of Liberty? You can't use a gift from a country as an example of why they should be respected. Plus I never said that we pulled the Netherlands out of the flames twice, only Europe.

[Praetorian]

Who cares about the French anyway? I'm representing the Netherlands here.

Besides, don't act as though you did it alone. Russia and the other allied helped a great amount.

But I'm stopping this discussion (about the wars and stuff) now.

Also, I don't think that because it was hundreds of years ago as opposed to 66 years ago it's any more or less important.

[StormShadow]

One last thing on the wars, and then I too will stop. The Russians recieved equipment from the Americans. I've never had Pho, is it any good? I like Thai food, i recommend Phad Thai, very good.

[Praetorian]

I love Thai food! Especially the curry. The hotter the better! Thai curry for the win!

[akitaka]

I didn't know intellectuals gave a rat's ass about redundant nationalism.
People are people, even when you part them by country, race, etc. Otherwise it's no different than thinking that cliques and groups are "different" people.

On other news:
Thai curry can't stand up to the powerful forces of Indian cuisine.

[StormShadow]

I have tried making Phad Thai, but mine has a too strong taste of fish! I can't make it like the restaraunt does! I used to get the kind that comes in packs to make at home, but now it has been ruined, I can isntantly taste the fish sauce. I can only eat it in restaraunts now. I like the peanut sauce as well. Very tasty

[Joe]

Hmm, I didn't make member, I'm not on the list. I wonder if that is a good thing. I am retracting my submission since the sole reason I intended to join was for the entertainment of talking to Praetorian as an associate.

On a side note, I love thai food. Especially Pad Thai Noodles. We have a resturaunt called 'Typhoon' at a strip mall ( :( to strip malls), and it's lavishly decorated with bamboo, and beautiful plotted plants that I assume are from Thailand. Then they have as wall decoration these wonderful giant photos of giant buddhist statues, and temples, and what have you. Not only will you get a feast for your stomach, you can enjoy a feast with your eyes as well.

Has anyone here had Mongolian food? There is an excellent mongolian resturaunt near where I live, you pile up what you want to eat, and give it to (usually) two chef's in an open oven, and they cook it right in front of you. It's very tasty.

[Praetorian]

Yes, I can see how you'd want to talk to me. If you want I can still put you up, I honestly forgot about your application.

[moo]

0_0, When did I make the club?

[Joe]

It's pointless now, but thank you.

[PopCulturePooka]

I'm still the only one (outside the moderators and admin) able to edit my posts,
Oh really now?

[Excel-2008]

I see that I'm a leader. What would the people have of my power?

[moo]

Turn Praetorian into a duck?

[Benaire]

Start work on whirled peas... I mean world peace.

[StormShadow]

Hmm, I didn't make member, I'm not on the list. I wonder if that is a good thing. I am retracting my submission since the sole reason I intended to join was for the entertainment of talking to Praetorian as an associate.

On a side note, I love thai food. Especially Pad Thai Noodles. We have a resturaunt called 'Typhoon' at a strip mall ( :( to strip malls), and it's lavishly decorated with bamboo, and beautiful plotted plants that I assume are from Thailand. Then they have as wall decoration these wonderful giant photos of giant buddhist statues, and temples, and what have you. Not only will you get a feast for your stomach, you can enjoy a feast with your eyes as well.

Has anyone here had Mongolian food? There is an excellent mongolian resturaunt near where I live, you pile up what you want to eat, and give it to (usually) two chef's in an open oven, and they cook it right in front of you. It's very tasty.
Dude, I'm up in washington. Are you talking about Changs?! That place is so good! If not, we have like, 3 other places in my city, so it's cool even if it isn't changs mongolian grill

[Expert Insomniac]

I have to say, I love this thread simply for all the people begging to be members while claiming to be elitist. Doesn't trying to get in go against being elitist? Most elitist people I know, if not automatically put in the club, would assume they were too good for the club. They wouldn't put themselves in a position where they could be excluded. It would kill them!

In conclusion, everything I just said makes perfect sense. Don't think about it; just accept it.

[StormShadow]

I just do Coups to run the show. Coups are elitist, right?

[Expert Insomniac]

Not sure if they're elitist... but I like 'em!

[StormShadow]

Mine are bloodless! All smothering.

[Expert Insomniac]

Ah... so you call someone every five minutes and don't give them privacy?

[StormShadow]

Lol, basically yes. I give them no room. When they say, "I just need some space, StormShadow, I feel like I can't even breathe", that's my signal to call twice as often just to ask what they are thinking.

[Joe]

Yes I am talking about Changs, It is mmm mmm gooooooood.

[StormShadow]

I love it there! Their plum sauce so delicious, I can't find anything like it anywhere else!

[Joe]

Hell yes it is. However, try not to use too much of it, as it will make you pay

. On a side note, my brother is moving to Seattle, that fuck. I see so little of him as it is....

I live in gresham, so I'm too far from you, Storm. Everyone in the northwest of the forums should have a little get together at a changs in seattle or something.

[StormShadow]

Totally, just chill. I'll contact my homie Sir Mix-a-lot and my boys in the Pres. of the United States of America, Dave Grohl, and, of course, Courtny Love, and we an all just drink Starbucks.

[Joe]

Yes, drinking starbucks, at the original starbucks.

Oddly enough, my brother works at starbucks and has requested a transfer.... Are you reading my mind? GET OUT! GET OUT!

...Guess what I'm thinking of. And it's not kittens.

[StormShadow]

That's why I performed a coup to control the elitist movement. My elite saff of mind reder allow me to dispense of those unwanted who would try and overthrow my regime.

And your thnking of kittens.

[Joe]

*snip, snippity snip snip snip*

The randomness had left me with a dull taste of zinc in my mouth.

[StormShadow]

I read this story about a woman who tried to smuggle 178 condoms filled with cocaine into the country, but some split open, and she started freaking out on the plane ride. This old woman gave her some mineral oil to help her, but you know what? THAT ONLY BROKE DOWN THE LATEX!!! When the woman finally died at the hospitol, 48 condoms had ruptured! She had nearly 400 times a dethal dose of coke in her system!

[Joe]

Man, my high... she has left me. Someone else post here so It's not a damned IM message, and we don't have to take this to the Private Messages.

[StormShadow]

Dude, it's like, 1 O'Clock in the morning over here. You have to be in Europe or Australia to be up at this time. Where's Jay the Man?

[Jay]

Right here. :D

[Thespis]

I don't need to join to be right. ;) Nor do I need the affirmation of such a club. However, I can think of a few times when I've been wrong though, so I would corrupt such a club.

[dome1984]

whatever..stupid idea..

[Praetorian]

whatever..stupid idea..

Thank you for voicing your opinion on my threads. I will most certainly make threads that appeal more to the mainstream audience (read; you) from now on, because I care about what you think.


Oh wait. I do not.