21st birthday!

[Buckwheat]

Ahh at last. i can finally buy my own liquor.

so far tonight:

4 shots Jack Daniels
1 shot Wild Turkey
1 Kamikazi
1 mind blast
1 Guinness
1 Killians Red

[MFDub]

And you can still type?

[h2orowe]

Happy Birthday, Mother fucker!

[Praetorian]

I always laugh when I see that. Only being able to drink at 21 legally. However, congratulations. Now you get to enjoy the wonders of life that I got to enjoy at 16. ^^

[Benaire]

gratz.....10

[Jay]

4 shots Jack Daniels
1 shot Wild Turkey
1 Kamikazi
1 mind blast
1 Guinness
1 Killians Red

Pffft. Lamer. :p

(Happy birthday anyway. ;))

[Citizen]

Glee. Happy Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary! Drink up.

[Loc]

Happy Birthday :D get some absinth ;p
Yeah Praetorian, it's weird... :p

[Jay]

Yeah, it's totally weird. "Haha, you have to wait until you're 21 to go to the pub!"

I'm 18 and I went to the pub on Thursday. :D

[koku]

Yeah, it's totally weird. "Haha, you have to wait until you're 21 to go to the pub!"

I'm 18 and I went to the pub on Thursday. :D


it's the BAR you wierd aussie with your strange not from this earth language.

what do you guys even speak anyways? Some strangness i presume. :eek:

[StormShadow]

I always laugh when I see that. Only being able to drink at 21 legally. However, congratulations. Now you get to enjoy the wonders of life that I got to enjoy at 16. ^^

Who reallyonly starts drinking at 21 in America? I've got beer in my fridge at home, and I'm nowhere near 21.

[Jay]

it's the BAR you wierd aussie with your strange not from this earth language.

what do you guys even speak anyways? Some strangness i presume. :eek:

It's a fucking pub. It's called a pub in England and they invented the language and I'm a direct descendant of the people who invented the English language (and we didn't twist it to suit ourselves like the bloody Yanks did) so I'M FUCKING RIGHT you dumb Ethiopian.

[StormShadow]

Not the Yanks! Make fun of the croates and the Brazilians and the Canadians, but not the Yanks!

[StormShadow]

I think a dingo just ate my baby!

[Praetorian]

I stand by Jay's side in this argument.

[koku]

It's a fucking pub. It's called a pub in England and they invented the language and I'm a direct descendant of the people who invented the English language (and we didn't twist it to suit ourselves like the bloody Yanks did) so I'M FUCKING RIGHT you dumb Ethiopian.

man, i do not understand your strange australlian language.

can someone translate this for me??


DO NOT UNDERSTAND, MABYE IF YOU WROTE IN AMERICAN ENGLISH. HI JAY!<---DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT??

[Jay]

I think a dingo just ate my baby!

This is the typical American comeback when we take the piss out of you lot. "OMG a dingo ate my baby!!!oneWTF!"

Guess what?

WE don't think a dingo ate her baby either. :D

It's still called a pub. (What's AustralLian and maBYe, Koku?)

[Benaire]

it's the BAR you wierd aussie with your strange not from this earth language.

what do you guys even speak anyways? Some strangness i presume. :eek:

Kokujin I have to say your wrong a bar is what you get when watching porn. the pub is where you go to buy drinks. American english ..... is like engrish? :p

[koku]

This is the typical American comeback when we take the piss out of you lot. "OMG a dingo ate my baby!!!oneWTF!"

Guess what?

WE don't think a dingo ate her baby either. :D

It's still called a pub. (What's AustralLian and maBYe, Koku?)


silly Jay, we all know i can't type.

[StormShadow]

This is the typical American comeback when we take the piss out of you lot. "OMG a dingo ate my baby!!!oneWTF!"

Guess what?

WE don't think a dingo ate her baby either. :D

It's still called a pub. (What's AustralLian and maBYe, Koku?)

I call it a pub, or a bar. Either one works. I just think the idea of dingoes is funny. And walabies too. I don't know too much about Australia, so I have to take whatever I see as fact.
It's like how only my tiny section of America has indians with totem poles, yet I've seen movies with indians in the east with them. But the dingo thing is truth, I feel it in my gut.
Actually, who cares wheather is is called a pub, or a bar, so long as we all get super drunk? Let's all go drink unti lwe can't feel feelings, eh?

[Jay]

I just think the idea of dingoes is funny.

You think the idea of wild dogs is "funny"? Foxes are similar, they come from the dog family as well.

Fuck, we all know kangaroos and wallabies are funny. Who the hell inbred a bunch of animals and came up with that? :p

[StormShadow]

Foxes aren't funny. I've seen them. Totally! And the platipus! How the hell did that happen? What animal had to be so horny to cross-bread to produce that creature?!

[Jay]

Yeah, I have to agree with that. Where the fuck in evolution did ma Nature decide to play a joke and mix a duck and a fucking possum? :p

[StormShadow]

Or the 3 toed sloth. What the hell is that?

[Benaire]

Easy a horny weasel made sweet sweet love to a duck using a manta ray as a sex aid. So the babies looked like weasals with duck bills and webbed feet and males ahve poison spurs.

[harper]

Yeah, it's totally weird. "Haha, you have to wait until you're 21 to go to the pub!"

I'm 18 and I went to the pub on Thursday. :D

I had my first beer when I was 13 and visited my brother in college. I didn't really care for it though. Alcohol was readily available on campus at college even if you were underage. A lot of students would cross the Detroit River and go to Canada where the drinking age is 19.

I went to Australia when I was 18, though, and to the UK when I was 19. It was strange being able to walk into a pub and grab a sandwich and beer. They didn't even ask for proof of age as they will often do here in the US. The novelty quickly wore off, though.

[Jay]

I know, I go into pubs now and I don't even get asked for ID. I looked almost the same a couple years back; makes me wonder if I could have got away with it then.

[Praetorian]

Stop making it sound like drinking is cool!

[StormShadow]

Drinking isn't cool? WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE?!

[Jay]

Stop making it sound like drinking is cool!

But it is!

It tastes good, you get accepted socially, it makes walking and driving more fun... how is it NOT cool? :D

[StormShadow]

But it is!

It tastes good, you get accepted socially, it makes walking and driving more fun... how is it NOT cool? :D

Good points! Good points! Everything becomes more fun. Dancing. Your do more fun things too. I remember myself and other lifegaurds went out in rowboats with out paddles, commando style. Dan got pissed and tried to swamp our boat. So much fun.
Coming up with raps while drunk is fun too. I remember coming up with a wicked rap about hooking up with a girl and realizing how gross she was when I was sober. So much fun to be wasted.

[Jay]

Some of the best times of my life have been under the affluence of incohol! *hic* Err... sorry occifer.

[StormShadow]

IN all honesty, most off my most memorable moments invovled alcohol. For Christ sake, I met my girlfriend at a party I thought beer would be at! Most off my convorsations go: "Hey, remeber that time _______?" "Yeah dude, you were so wasted. How could you _______?" *Both laugh*

[Jay]

Most of MY conversations start out "hey, remember the time ________?" and they reply "Yeah. I was shitfaced."

:p

[koku]

But it is!

It tastes good, you get accepted socially, it makes walking and driving more fun... how is it NOT cool? :D


I hope that part was a joke.

oh and going out in a paddle boat drunk might not be such a great idea either. Not sure.

I do drink though. :P :P

But don't get drunk and put yourself(and others) in danger by trying to operate a vehicle. Walking? good, Talking to the opposite sex(or same for some) good, driving, testing nucleur weopons and gymnastics??

probably not such a great idea.

[StormShadow]

Yeah, were does that person get off thinking drinking ins't cool? It's camn cool. You should have to do a keg stand or something like that before being alowd to be a senator or some other politician. Before they swear you in, you gotta do the keg stand, or just chuck a bunch of Yager, and tehn they swear you in. If you puke, or can't do it, the runner up gets the job provided that they can do it. Why, you may ask? Because drinking is cool.

[StormShadow]

oh and going out in a paddle boat drunk might not be such a great idea either. Not sure.


As a lifeguard I can tell you we never should have done what we did. But we survived. So it was cool.

Remember, don't drink and dive.

[Jay]

It was a joke, kokujin. :p

[CuPoNoOdLe]

Happy Happy Birthday! :D
I can't wait till i turn 21!
But when i turned 18 i wanted to buy myself some porn and cigs just because i can, too bad i didn't do it though because i had no use for either items.

[Jay]

Soon as I turned 18 I bought a bunch of beer. :D

[StormShadow]

Soon as I turned 18 I got a pack of Camel Red Lights and a porn. 21 kicks in and I am getting some yager and trowing a party. Hell, who needs to be 21? I'll have a party tonight!

[Snake eyeS]

YAY FOR BEER.

god i love alcohol, the things you get to experience while drinking is enough to make anyone a drinker. non drinkers miss out on to many things imo, i respect those who dont drink, but i pity the fool that has never drank and claims drinking is a bad thing.

few tequila shots and beer is my magic mix that will get me with any girl i want and to finish the night of with macho behaviour vs other drunks, man i should write more drunken stories.. this week has been memorable. i wonder if you guys would even believe it if i wrote it down. whoever has ever read Tucker Max, my drinkstories surpass his ;)

[Jay]

Camel

That reminds me, I have a good joke about camels.

[StormShadow]

That joke made the affects on my lungs worth it, just because the referace to smoking reminded you of it.

[Jay]

That joke made the affects on my lungs worth it, just because the referace to smoking reminded you of it.

Don't be a smartarse.

And check the jokes thread in GD.

[StormShadow]

Dude, I did check the thread, I thought it was a funny joke. I even contributed to that thread.

[Jay]

...um.

I have the last post in that thread and it's about the camel. I was telling you to check it so you saw the joke. :D

[StormShadow]

I saw that joke. I thought you were telling me to check the entire thread, like "Hey, check it out!" Sorry bout the misunderstanding.

************************DINGO********************* ********

[Jay]

Righto. No worries.

And why the fuck do you keep going ***(...)DINGO***(...) ?

[StormShadow]

Because dingos are great. We have no dingos in the Pacific Northwest of America, but I wish we did have dingos. The name just rolls off your tongue while the animal falls right into your heart. I want to capture one and keep it as a pet. Then , instead of stealing babies I would train it to steal wallets or picnic baskets. I would name him "Jack-the-Rapper". And I would write a wicked rap about him.

[Jay]

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[StormShadow]

Don't try and tell me you wouldn't do the same thing?! It's pure genious! I'll never have to work another day in my life because
A) My food is obtained though picnic basket theivery
B) Money is obtained from my pick-pocketing dingos.

Oh, I see now.... You want to steal my plan as you have an abundance of dingos! I came up with the idea so we split profits 50/50 OK? Only my have has to come to me in American currency.

[Jay]

Don't try and tell me you wouldn't do the same thing?! It's pure genious! I'll never have to work another day in my life because
A) My food is obtained though picnic basket theivery
B) Money is obtained from my pick-pocketing dingos.

Oh, I see now.... You want to steal my plan as you have an abundance of dingos! I came up with the idea so we split profits 50/50 OK? Only my have has to come to me in American currency.

We've got the dingoes, bitch. What if I don't WANNA share?

[Buckwheat]

Ahh, just woke up. Thanks for the well wishes guys.

For the record i've been drinking since freshman year of college anyway. Now it'll just be easier to do so.

[koku]

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Now THAT is sig. material. By far your best post Jay. I wish you could post like this always, in fact, I think most of the forum agrees.

This is Jay at his most eloquent and productive hour.

[Jay]

...Fuck you.

[StormShadow]

Jay, if you won't give me some of these dingos, I'll just do what America does best: Just walk in there and take 'em. I is a very good deal 50/50, and I think that I am making an offer that you cannot refuse. I once saw a picture of this guy in a chair on either side were these leopards. Looked pretty bad ass, but I want platipus' on either side of me. Think you could get me some of those too? I'll train the dingos and the platipus' to do stuff. The plats are for, you know, getting information or intimidation, just shove somebodies face near one and scream "My platipus will bite your fuckin' head off! Do you work for the ATF?! The FBI?! Who bitch?! Tell me!" It will be awesome.

[Jay]

You can come in and get 'em. As soon as you get past my kamikaze kangaroos.

[StormShadow]

More like apethetic Kamikaze kangaroos

[Jay]

Naw. They'll form a wall around me and protect me until you get swamped and carried away. :)

[StormShadow]

America has dealt with Kamikazes before, these kangaroos hould be no differant. Although, many roos would be injured or kill. We could use their pouches for smugling out the dingos! We really need to work together on this one, otherwise nobody profits.

[harper]

Stop making it sound like drinking is cool!

It seemed cool when I was younger, but I was never a big drinker. I've had 1 or 2 beers total in the past 3 years. I'd rather have a Diet Pepsi or water than a beer usually.