View Full Version : Never mix any two liquors... My first frat party experience...
4letterwords
08-27-2005, 02:54 AM
My friend came up from my hometown to visit me a few days ago, and my roomate and I were thinking of some things to do... we went to grab a bite to eat at the cafeteria when this guy came up to our table and asked us if we wanted to go to a frat party. Of course my friends wanted to go and me and my desperate need to be accepted by drunks and jocks (see the dramatic irony?) decided that getting wasted and felt up by random people was the perfect way to spend a Wednsday night... the night before our first classes...
God we're brilliant.
Anyway, one thing led to another and my friend from my hometown got totally wasted... she had a couple captains and cokes as well as about 5 or 6 beers, and saying she's a lightweight is giving her too much credit...
Needless to say, she was wasted.
-Sidenote, I didn't get drunk... I had 1, count'm 1 beer... :D
Anyway... my friend and I got seperated but eventually she came back with these two guys. Very clean cut (semi-cute... more gap ad than anythign) kindof guys. They said there was a party at their apartment across campus and they wanted us to go.
.................................................. ..... I know what you're thinking, but...
No wait, you're right.
Anyway, I told my friend I didn't want to go, and she got all pissy, so I decided to go to keep an eye on her... anyway, when we got there, we just sat on some guys truck bed as these guys tried to pursuade us to 'party' as they called it.
Can anyone see where this is going?
It was strange, because yes, the apartment NEXT to these guys' apartment had some people in it and outside of it and stuff, but they were ushering us to go into their apartment.
Yeah, right...
Here's basically the dialog:
Guy 1: Yeah, lets go inside and have a drink with some of our people... its over there, room 1221...
Me: But the party is next door.
Guy 2: Oh no, there's people in our room too...
My friend: Yeah Katsm cmonnn itshhhsould be fffun
Me: Ok, but... the party is over there.
Guy 2: (Messing with his fingers) No don't worry if you go over there in our apartment there are people in there.
(the lights in his apartment are off)
Me:Ok, well this has been a lovely evening, cmon shel (my friend).
-exit-__________________________________________________ ____________
I used to wonder what child molesters and rapists think before they hit for the first time. I hate to think that we were being stalked by amateur rapists or anything... but that was basically the feel of what was going on... There was about 30 ft. between the apartment with the party, and their apartment.
Jesus.
Anyway long story short my friend threw up all over my dorm room (I live right next to the resident assistant... and we can't have guests) and I had the fun task of cleaning it up and explaining why I had a non-resident staying in my dorm on a school night... Saying I am on her bad side is not even touching it...
Should be a great year :D
Moral of the story: Frat parties=bad liquor and amateur sexual offenders
Citizen
08-27-2005, 02:56 AM
Mixing two or more liquors(other stuff optional) kicks ass.
Myrsilus
08-27-2005, 03:02 AM
Glad you drank as little as you did. The influence of alcohol can cloud all common sense.
And never mix two liquors if it's going to fudge you up that bad. Especially on the night before the first day of class.
Kind of makes me feel disgusted to hear of another story like this, though... I hate guys like that.
h2orowe
08-27-2005, 03:09 AM
Good thing the things that could've happened didn't!
Stephy
08-27-2005, 03:11 AM
It sounds like you took a responsible action.
So those guys actually tried to convince you to go with them? They probably thought you were drunk or something...
what a$$ holes
Benaire
08-27-2005, 03:29 AM
Its good that you didn't fall for that.
Kat you know that there is a party at my place. You should get to know the place before you settle down with me and have 2.4 kids.
I assume you are you to move to Australia to live with me.. =)
Shamu
08-27-2005, 03:48 AM
Ah...college life! There are some aspects of it I don't miss, such as drunk college frat boys. Glad you took the high road and had a clear head! Not many girls I knew in college did and alot of them got into trouble because of it! By the way, stay away from everclear and/or don't drink anything that's from a garbage can or large plastic container that has lots of fruit floating in it and smells alot like kool-aid! You just might find that dancing on a table with half your clothes off is a good idea!:p
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-27-2005, 04:41 AM
Wow, College sounds kinky.
hmmm always thought the mixing two drinks thing was common knowledge. I always figure if you're going to party and drink...learn stuff first instead of going the whole trial and error route.
Myrsilus
08-27-2005, 04:51 AM
It really isn't common knowledge. You'd be surprised how many people mess themselves up because they think "Hey I'ma gonna mix these two liquors! It can't take me down!"
Yeah right. I had to drive a freaking raving lunatic of a drunk that kept whining and screaming in my backseat home AND had some idiot puke all over the side of my truck. Not to mention ANOTHER one nearly didn't make it out of my truck when he puked all over his own feet. They were mixing things like Crown and whatever else you can name. Idiots, idiots, idiots.
It really isn't common knowledge. You'd be surprised how many people mess themselves up because they think "Hey I'ma gonna mix these two liquors! It can't take me down!"
Yeah right. I had to drive a freaking raving lunatic of a drunk that kept whining and screaming in my backseat home AND had some idiot puke all over the side of my truck. Not to mention ANOTHER one nearly didn't make it out of my truck when he puked all over his own feet. They were mixing things like Crown and whatever else you can name. Idiots, idiots, idiots.
lol that would piss me off. Probably because I have very little patience to when people make stupid and obvouis mistakes.
DJEvan
08-27-2005, 06:13 AM
mmmm, mixing liquors is one thing. What i've learned over the years of hard partying (mind, i did it for like 5 months and got tired) is that either A) eat something before you start drinking or B) get beer before you start plying the harder drinks. Mixing usually gets you on the floor the fastest.
kshgosu
08-27-2005, 06:40 AM
As long as you mix human urine it shouldn't taste any different.
Citizen
08-27-2005, 07:14 AM
Wow. From the looks of this thread, most people on this site piss out at the first sight of alcohol.
Being able to drink whatever you want(including mixed liquors) all night long without going out of your way to eat or drink beer first, and without vomiting or waking up trashed is great.
Benaire
08-27-2005, 08:47 AM
Being such a major mountain of chinese meat i can drink afair amount too.
Praetorian
08-27-2005, 09:02 AM
Really? I thought Asians usually had problems with drinking.
Expert Insomniac
08-27-2005, 09:03 AM
Wow... it's a very good thing you only had one beer, and were coherent enough to get you and your friend out of that situation. It's generally wise if you are going to go to a party, to have at least one person like yourself who doesn't drink much or at all to look out that no one gets trapped in a bad situation.
Also... you're not allowed to have guests? At all? Wow... that really sucks... while you are cool, the two things I know about your college have led me to officially dub it lame.
Benaire
08-27-2005, 09:20 AM
Really? I thought Asians usually had problems with drinking.
Many do have problems drinking. I think its genetic like why so many asians have poor eye sight or lactoes intolerant.
I think growing up in Australia has changed my physical makeup alittle. More dairy etc at a early age meant that im alot taller then my brothers. At the age of 18-24 I could drink huge amounts of alcohol, but im now finding my tolerance for it declineing.
Snip.
Well done. After Japan I totally expected you to be aware of what's going on, and you didn't disappoint.
Well done. :)
Yeah good one getting the hell outta there.
We always used to mix drinks at parties (like 5/6 drinks) but hadn't for a while...
Had a party on Monday and we were playing drinking games...the loser had to drink ones of these "death mixes" as we call em, the loser couldn't really drink it all so I decided everyone should drink a mouthful (BIG glass). Few people were sick but I had predicted this so they were all stood around the toilet.
+10 party experience. :D
InsertWapNameHere
08-27-2005, 12:00 PM
I'm mexican, bring on the mixed liquors, biatches.
Speaking of mixing drinks, when in Perth we bought a shotglass set that had a divider in it, you one kind of liquor could go in one side, and another in the other side. I tried it once and I must have got the position wrong because all the liquor went out the side and past my mouth. :(
Speaking of mixing drinks, when in Perth we bought a shotglass set that had a divider in it, you one kind of liquor could go in one side, and another in the other side. I tried it once and I must have got the position wrong because all the liquor went out the side and past my mouth. :(
lol blond moment # 4284387380
you....idiot.
lol blond moment # 4284387380
you....idiot.
I know, I know. :(
Okay, I admit it, I was fucking smashed.
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 02:13 PM
mmmm, mixing liquors is one thing. What i've learned over the years of hard partying (mind, i did it for like 5 months and got tired) is that either A) eat something before you start drinking or B) get beer before you start plying the harder drinks. Mixing usually gets you on the floor the fastest.
Dude NO! Remember the words of wisdom passed down by Confusious.
Beer before liquor, I couldn't be sicker
Liquor before beer, have no fear
I know, I know. :(
Okay, I admit it, I was fucking smashed.
but that is pretty funny. lol hahahah take the time, pour the liquir
*clap hands* OK! let's try this!
spill
:p
jay you fool.
but that is pretty funny. lol hahahah take the time, pour the liquir
*clap hands* OK! let's try this!
spill
:p
jay you fool.
Hey, I take no responsibility for my actions when I'm pissed! :o
Phyphor
08-27-2005, 08:20 PM
Ah...college life! There are some aspects of it I don't miss, such as drunk college frat boys. Glad you took the high road and had a clear head!
No kidding. Too many situations that start like that end really badly for the girls...
Not many girls I knew in college did and alot of them got into trouble because of it! By the way, stay away from everclear
100% seconded. As a guy, drinking that stuff didn't get me raped or anything,but it almost got me beat down, as I reacted *VERY* violently to it. Beer and Jim Beam don't seem to have the same effect, then again, that's only like 5% / 40% respectively, Vs. 90+% in Everclear.
and/or don't drink anything that's from a garbage can or large plastic container that has lots of fruit floating in it and smells alot like kool-aid! You just might find that dancing on a table with half your clothes off is a good idea!:p
oh god, PRUNO! That's straight jailhouse alcohol. Prisoners put fruit in trash bags and dip a bit of bread in it w/some sugar (maybe other stuff,) and let it sit for a while. You can drink the liquid off the top, after it's fermented for a while, real hardcore crap tho.
Not to mention, one *REALLY* should think thrice about drinking something college frat boys cooked up... if it ain't from a brand new unopened bottle, you should never take a drink from it!
As far as mixing liquors goes, I've heard that's generally a myth...but, of course, some people DO react differently to different liquors... case in point, I can drink Scotch and get jacked up.... and have no hangover the next day, or I can drink Rum and find myself worshipping the porcelin god inside an hour. YMMV.
Phyphor
08-27-2005, 08:24 PM
mmmm, mixing liquors is one thing. What i've learned over the years of hard partying (mind, i did it for like 5 months and got tired) is that either A) eat something before you start drinking or B) get beer before you start plying the harder drinks. Mixing usually gets you on the floor the fastest.
Probably because instead of taking half-shots, people tend to mix whole shots (say, you mix JD with JB, and TQ, lots of people would just dump 3 shots of that shit together and then wonder why they're skunked so fast, )
Which is why, if you've absolutely got to try mixed drinks, go to an actual bar and try them there. Might seem expensive, but odds are, you're gonna get a bartender who knows how to mix something.....and said bartender isn't likely to be already shitfaced from his own product, unlike partygoers, so he's probably not gonna wanna pour in 2-3 shots of something really hard "just for a laugh"
Chinamerican
08-28-2005, 05:40 AM
NONONO, this is how it goes:
Beer before liquor,
never sicker.
Liquor before beer,
you're in the clear!
fake edit: thank you StormShadow!
And mixed drinks rock, no girly Cosmopolitan for me. Bring on the hard stuff!
Chinamerican
08-28-2005, 05:43 AM
Which is why, if you've absolutely got to try mixed drinks, go to an actual bar and try them there. Might seem expensive, but odds are, you're gonna get a bartender who knows how to mix something.....and said bartender isn't likely to be already shitfaced from his own product, unlike partygoers, so he's probably not gonna wanna pour in 2-3 shots of something really hard "just for a laugh"
Tell them to use the good stuff too. "House ____" (rum, tequila, vodka, etc.) usually means the cheapest stuff you can buy at your local grocery store/drug store. You may pay extra but it'll be worth it not to have that burning feeling from cheap alcohol
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