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StormShadow
08-27-2005, 01:35 AM
I like cereal. Very much so in fact. But I have wondered... Hmmm. I wonder which cereal mascot could win in a fight. It is truly an awe inspiring question, as these characters have so many pros and cons.

Cpt. Crunch. We know he is a captain. Was he a captain in the Navy? Did he learn how to kill a man, I mean, besides making him bleed to death through the roof of his mouth?

Leprachaun guy: We all know everybody wants his lucky charms, but does he got the skills to fend off the hords? I think maybe he has some cool IRA style bomb making skills, and could thus plant a bomb under the Trix rabbits car or something.

The Cookie Crisp robber: This guy has pobably been to the pen. Maybe hes got a shank hidden with him. Remember that dog that he always had? The one that would go "Coooookie Crisp"? I bet that dog is best friends with Kujo!

What do you all think? I want to know.
D-pad
08-27-2005, 01:40 AM
The Honey Comb dude would kick all their asses.
Random
08-27-2005, 01:42 AM
I'm in favour of Coco from Coco-pops, as he ALWAYS wins in adverts and things.
I mean, if you can shoot down a massive metorite, what CAN'T you do?!?!!?!

Coco wins all.
D-pad
08-27-2005, 01:42 AM
I'm in favour of Coco from Coco-pops, as he ALWAYS wins in adverts and things.
I mean, if you can shoot down a massive metorite, what CAN'T you do?!?!!?!

Coco wins all.
He can't snow bourd.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-27-2005, 01:45 AM
Urkel-o's Owned All.
h2orowe
08-27-2005, 01:48 AM
Tony the Tiger, he's a fucking tiger, I mean c'mon, besides bad ass claws, and bad ass teeth HE CAN WALK STANDING UP. It's like his dad was a human and his mom was a tiger, that must of pissed him off. He's angry bitch run!
D-pad
08-27-2005, 01:50 AM
Tony the Tiger, he's a fucking tiger, I mean c'mon, besides bad ass claws, and bad ass teeth HE CAN WALK STANDING UP. It's like his dad was a human and his mom was a tiger, that must of pissed him off. He's angry bitch run!
Hyper active bear/beaver/freaky thing vs. Pussy Tiger.


The winner is obvious......
h2orowe
08-27-2005, 01:51 AM
Yeah, the tiger would fucking maul him, plus that tiger can skydive/snowboard/and play a gajillion sports. What bitch what!?
AUD21
08-27-2005, 01:52 AM
The Rice Krispies guys. Becuase there are 3 of them.
D-pad
08-27-2005, 01:54 AM
Yeah, the tiger would fucking maul him, plus that tiger can skydive/snowboard/and play a gajillion sports. What bitch what!?
That tiger plays with little kids all day(kinda freaky), sings pussy songs with them(hey tony I like the things........), and then plays on their jungle gym with em.


CAN YOU SAY PETIPHILE PUSSY MUTHA SUCKA? BITCH SAY WHAT?!?!
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-27-2005, 01:59 AM
URKEL-O'S!!!
h2orowe
08-27-2005, 01:59 AM
He's a kid at heart! He didn't have a childhood! MY CLIENT IS INNOCENT.

I plead da fif.
akitaka
08-27-2005, 02:10 AM
You do know that Count Chocula is a vampire, and therefore near-invincible. Unless you can find me a holy cereal-brand, you just can't defeat a vamp who has his own chocolate mansion. Win.
Random
08-27-2005, 02:10 AM
Fine, then the Golden Nuggets prospecter guy.
Because explosieves and cereal mix *SO WELL!!!!!!*
scan2001
08-28-2005, 03:27 AM
I don't understand why we are even debating this. Tony the Tiger would destory any of the mascots. Tony is always training or doing sports in his commercial. Tony is fit and a fighter.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-28-2005, 03:30 AM
URKEL-O's!!
MajorProblem
08-28-2005, 04:41 AM
But Captain Crunch is a FREAKING PIRATE!
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-28-2005, 04:53 AM
But Captain Crunch is a FREAKING PIRATE!

A Pirate with the gall to bring kids into his "realm".
StormShadow
08-28-2005, 06:21 PM
I still think that leperchaun could waste 'em all. He's probably the leader of the IRA. Tony goes to get in his tiger car, turns that key and BLAM!!! Tiger skin rug. Crunch's sip pulls into port, men on motorcycles roll up, gun him down with uzi's and pin off into the night. That little crazy bastard has the connections to take everybody down. Nobody can outrun a bullet. Although I suppose the trix rabbit could burrow to safety, but that's the pussy way out.
MajorProblem
08-28-2005, 10:59 PM
Thing is that Count Chocula would probably bite the leperchaun while he's passed out drunk.
StormShadow
08-29-2005, 04:40 AM
Irish men don't pass out drunk. Haven't you scene the movie 'Snatch'? We can keep on taking it, until at some point, we either die, or are taken' to the hospital. And even then, if he did get bitten, he is turned undead, so he could still reak havoc, only now as a vampire leperchaun.
akitaka
08-29-2005, 04:43 AM
Yeah chief, wreak havoc under Count Chocula's control.

Undead = gay for vampires.
StormShadow
08-29-2005, 04:59 AM
Wait, if undead=gay for vampires. All vampires are undead. Count Chocula is a vampire. Does that make him gay? And I don't think that a 'healthy' diet of his sugery cereal would leave Choulas teeth with enough enamal to penetrate the throat of a drunken leprachaun.
akitaka
08-29-2005, 05:08 AM
Don't tell me vampires are narcists, and not even remotely 'gay'. I bet you that he's begging to get a nose job while we debate this subject, too.

And by the way, chief, he's Count CHOCULA. The monsterous product of the recombinant DNA from Vlad the Impaler and a CACAO BEAN. You see where I'm getting at?

Totally, and effectively, immune. He's one with the chocolate. Like life, and Tao.
StormShadow
08-29-2005, 05:15 AM
That's true. Thank you, that passed over my head. However, as he is crossed with a cocoa bean, does he still crave blood, or chololate? Is he the one that sucks the blood out of chocolate easter bunnies, and that is why most are hollow?