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Sk8More
08-26-2005, 04:22 PM
and he did invite all his students what do you think would be the worst thing that could happen?

I believe it to be the brests girl shouting out "breasts" or "That's my nigga in the middle of the vows"
StormShadow
08-26-2005, 04:52 PM
I think it would be all the boys doing the waist shake around the bride, and then Ms. Americanized forgetting about Az's parents and swearing very loudly and profusely. I love that term: Waist shake.
Soli
08-26-2005, 04:54 PM
Lol. Maybe. I bet his students would ask the person he marries all these embaressing questions.
Soli
08-26-2005, 04:54 PM
^-^ Waist Shake! *dances*
StormShadow
08-26-2005, 04:58 PM
They should come up with a dance that incorporates the waist shake. It would be fifty times more popular than the Macarena. *Waist Shake*
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-26-2005, 07:31 PM
Don't forget, one girl would be yelling at Az's parents, screaming, "SPREAD YOUR LEGS!!"

... Oh, and Chingy will be there for sure.
StormShadow
08-26-2005, 07:33 PM
Oh, of course Chingy would be there. e would be Az's best man. Hell, he would probably have written Az vows, and Az would have to rap them while Chingy cups his hands and makes a beat into them.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-26-2005, 07:38 PM
Oh, of course Chingy would be there. e would be Az's best man. Hell, he would probably have written Az vows, and Az would have to rap them while Chingy cups his hands and makes a beat into them.

Fo' sho', they'll be sayin, "HEY NIGGA!!" with Ms. Americanized.
Guess
08-26-2005, 08:48 PM
I think the worst thing that can happen is if Az got Kanchoed by his students as a "gift".
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-26-2005, 08:54 PM
I think the worst thing that can happen is if Az got Kanchoed by his students as a "gift".

Worse.

When the guests clang on their glasses for a kiss, it'll be a kancho instead. :(
co_delphi
08-27-2005, 02:47 AM
I'm picturing walking the aisle being replaced by the gauntlet of Kancho.
kensei
08-27-2005, 02:49 AM
Easy answer:

Everything is cool completely cool, nothing out of the ordinary, ya know? Just as the bride says "I do" she gets konchoed.
KujiInRetsu
08-27-2005, 03:05 AM
Worst thing that could happen to Az at his wedding is if we showed up.
Excel-2008
08-27-2005, 03:21 AM
This topic is proof that all above users substitute whatever they read for reality for many months to come. This is not always bad, but to many it appears as they wish ill fate upon the Azrael based on his words.
h2orowe
08-27-2005, 03:26 AM
Az would get all drunk one night, and get hitched to a J-pop starlet, than wake up the next morning at the penis doctor's emergency room.
KujiInRetsu
08-27-2005, 03:46 AM
This topic is proof that all above users substitute whatever they read for reality for many months to come. This is not always bad, but to many it appears as they wish ill fate upon the Azrael based on his words.The topic did start off with "what was the worst thing that could happen to him", we're just tossing ideas off each other, willy-nilly. If it does happen, we're probably gonna laugh our asses off because it will be funny to some of us.

And what are you implying by substituting these posts for reality? Tellin' us to get a life?
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-27-2005, 03:56 AM
I hope SHE gets Kanchoed.
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 02:30 PM
I think she is upset because she HASN"T been knachoed in a lnog time. She just can't get any anymore.
Pretentious
08-27-2005, 02:51 PM
One things for certain: She'll definitely be done school bus style.
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 03:02 PM
Is there any other way?
nice gaijin
08-27-2005, 05:05 PM
this doesn't belong in the room with padded walls?
akitaka
08-27-2005, 07:43 PM
^I second this.

But a wedding in Japan; a black man will cry. No joke.


..

I'm talking about expenses, btw. If she wants a Japanese wedding, well....bon voyage to your bank account.
Excel-2008
08-28-2005, 12:11 AM
The topic did start off with "what was the worst thing that could happen to him", we're just tossing ideas off each other, willy-nilly. If it does happen, we're probably gonna laugh our asses off because it will be funny to some of us.

And what are you implying by substituting these posts for reality? Tellin' us to get a life?
I was just disappointed at the profound lack of originality.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-28-2005, 12:27 AM
Spread Your Legs!!
Mastiker
08-28-2005, 12:46 AM
They should come up with a dance that incorporates the waist shake. It would be fifty times more popular than the Macarena. *Waist Shake*

From what I read, the waist shake already is more popular than the Macarena. :D