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Geat_masta
03-22-2006, 04:46 PM
http://9mmsfx.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=9SE&Product_Code=IS&Category_Code=SL1
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yes i need a life, but if it scares small japanese children, its worth it.
Crowley
03-22-2006, 05:01 PM
$100! scaring kids is one thing, pissing away your money is another =)
Geat_masta
03-22-2006, 05:24 PM
ya i know the prices suck. but speaking from experiance, painting the lenses yourself gets you hospitilized. thats why they say i'm a geek, and a moronic little freek.
Crowley
03-22-2006, 05:28 PM
LOL! I'm not sure I even want to know that story. Paint + eyes = awesome hospital fun, no doubt.
Geat_masta
03-22-2006, 05:48 PM
ah i was allergic to the paint was the main problem, just needed eyewash and drugs, also i couldn't see for a few days, so i can't remember the story to well.
Spite
03-22-2006, 05:53 PM
Expensive, but that is pretty damn cool. Shame that Itachi's a sucky character, though.
Decade
03-22-2006, 06:10 PM
ah i was allergic to the paint was the main problem, just needed eyewash and drugs, also i couldn't see for a few days, so i can't remember the story to well.
...Hey Jay. ^Darwin Cunt.
That doesn't make sense to me. "hey, Dumb Cunt!" works, but "hey, Darwin Cunt!" doesn't really do it for me. :meh:
Crowley
03-22-2006, 07:32 PM
I think he's complimenting you on your evolutionary poontang prowess.
Plekto
03-22-2006, 07:33 PM
It's probably short for "Darwin Award".
Masa the Masta
03-22-2006, 08:34 PM
I...want...THOSE!
A Darwin award? Go for it. Shouldn't be that hard for you. :clap:
...ouch.
Well done. :clap:
:rofl:
I nominate that for best question ever.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
"I...want...THOSE!"
"A Darwin award? Go for it. Shouldn't be that hard for you. :clap:"
"What's a darwin award?"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Geat_masta
03-22-2006, 11:19 PM
i'm a little curious about that myself :P
Idlethought
03-22-2006, 11:52 PM
woah woah dude you tried to paint your fucking eyes? Allow me to be the first to say what in the fuck were you thinking? How did that sound like a good idea? Were you high?
Geat_masta
03-23-2006, 12:17 AM
i really try not to think
Idlethought
03-23-2006, 12:19 AM
It shows .
gyoza
03-23-2006, 12:23 AM
Jeth was referring to the contacts.
And Darwin awards are awarded to people who kill themselves in the stupidest way.
MNJetter
03-23-2006, 01:11 AM
$150 isn't that unreasonable for theatrical contacts. I used to pay $180 every six months for disposable prescription contacts, and I'd be willing to bet these are made to last longer than dailies.
That's awesome that they offer them in different prescriptions too. Some theatrical contacts only come in "window-glass" power...I'd get green demon-eyes and look like a demon librarian cuz I'd still have to wear my glasses. :D
Radiance
03-23-2006, 01:37 AM
You know, I wouldn't be interested in theatrical contacts simply because I don't have money to blow on things like that, even though I would enjoy something like that. However, I would be very interested in a set of contacts with the same effect as those contacts that adjust to the level of light. For some reason my eyes are overly sensitive so something like that would be a worth while investment to me. I'd point out that I could just get the glasses but I have an even worse track record with glasses. Anyhow, anyone ever seen some contacts like them?
cynispin
03-23-2006, 01:52 AM
I've checked in with those guys for contacts before. Those are movie production grade! Definitely worth the extra money if you're looking for that kind of quality
KujiInRetsu
03-23-2006, 01:59 AM
And Darwin awards are awarded to people who kill themselves in the stupidest way.Or make themselves utterly unable to reproduce. If they can do that with paint and contact lenses, :clap:
Radiance
03-23-2006, 02:04 AM
I could have sworn the inablility to reproduce only merited runner-up or honorable mention. Though I guess it would make sense since the rule is to remove your genes from the pool in the best/worst way possible.
gentlemanandscholar
03-23-2006, 03:59 AM
http://www.darwinawards.com/
a very good read.
gyoza
03-23-2006, 05:00 AM
I could have sworn the inablility to reproduce only merited runner-up or honorable mention. Though I guess it would make sense since the rule is to remove your genes from the pool in the best/worst way possible.
Reminds me of the guy who washed his balls in a golf-ball washer and had them ripped off. *cringe*
Duke Luke of Juke
03-23-2006, 05:07 AM
Reminds me of the guy who washed his balls in a golf-ball washer and had them ripped off. *cringe*
Good God...I didn't need to hear about that, gyoza. LOL
General_Admission
03-23-2006, 06:28 AM
OMFG! I NEED THOSE! LOL!
Maybe if I ever feel like spending the money. Comfort factor has to be top notch as well.
kitsunepixie
03-23-2006, 06:48 AM
I would wear those the next time I go to teach at an elementary school, though the kids are fascinated enough by the fact that I have green/blue eyes. Too bad those things hurt like a mofo.
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